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Smellvin		2008-04-21 05:51:25 PM

In American politics, it's important to go after the largest constituency: the retard vote.

rppp01a		2008-04-21 05:51:34 PM

Are voters THIS stupid? Seriously?

WWF was popular when I was a kid and I watched it for fun. I grew up and think it is still fun for kids. For kids. Not for adults.

kyleaugustus		2008-04-21 05:51:55 PM

oh this is painful. don't try to act hip or with it or ill!

/unless you're nixon, then it's ok.

Vogon Poet		2008-04-21 05:52:24 PM

Did John McCain call Obama "Bore-ick"?

don't understand		2008-04-21 05:52:51 PM

Oh, I weep for this country. I really do.

jely		2008-04-21 05:53:04 PM

/obligatory

DiscoBobbins		2008-04-21 05:53:13 PM

Now THAT is a target demographic if i ever heard of one...

\giggity

wildsilverfox		2008-04-21 05:53:23 PM

wow, that was painful. mccainiacs? wtf?

this is why the rest of the world laughs at us

// politics is still real to me, man!

Rev. Skarekroe		2008-04-21 05:53:46 PM

McCainiacs. I like that.
It's too bad Dean's not running this year...

dbaggins		2008-04-21 05:53:58 PM

I'm really glad that I'm not running for President and have to do really really dumb things like this.

how undignified.

pathogenx		2008-04-21 05:54:11 PM

These people vote?

Paedophile_Deluxe		2008-04-21 05:54:17 PM

Gotta seal up the coveted "white trash" demographic.

ClemsonChili		2008-04-21 05:54:33 PM

so horrible it's awesome

NANCY'S MEAT PUPPET		2008-04-21 05:54:35 PM

UGHHHHHHHHHHH!

/I weep for our country.
//Need a drink.

Heamer		2008-04-21 05:54:51 PM

IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLL-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA

WHAT BARACK

IS COOKIN'

Tallgordon		2008-04-21 05:54:53 PM

I hate to say it, but McCain definitely won. Much as I love Obama, I cringed at that little smile of his at the end.

He should stick to hip-hop references.

spleef420		2008-04-21 05:54:58 PM

I want to see Clinton, Obama, McCain, Huckabee, Romney and Paul in a no-holds-barred Texas bullrope elimination chamber TLC first blood casket match.

to the pain.

Smellvin		2008-04-21 05:55:08 PM

jely: /obligatory

Here's the waaaaaay overemotional wrestling fan for those of you who missed it.

ClemsonChili		2008-04-21 05:55:08 PM

Paedophile_Deluxe: Gotta seal up the coveted "white trash" demographic.

It both won and represented the last 2 presidents.

lenfromak		2008-04-21 05:55:31 PM

Y'know, there are more than three. I will be voting for one of the others.

0100010		2008-04-21 05:55:35 PM

They're all starting to sound like Dr. Evil. "I'm hip. I'm with it." Please, just... stop...

SkySnake		2008-04-21 05:55:49 PM

Whatever, TNA is superior in every way.

Psumek		2008-04-21 05:55:56 PM

Is this serious or am I gonna get rick rolled if I click on that link?

beal99		2008-04-21 05:56:08 PM

Seriously, if Obama came out and did a Rock Impersonation? I'd find a way to vote twice.

johnny_vegas		2008-04-21 05:56:12 PM

Likes where this thread is going:

www.obsessedwithwrestling.com

Sneech		2008-04-21 05:56:23 PM

Peaves		2008-04-21 05:56:33 PM

If only Schwarzenegger was in the race... he would terminate them in the ring.

/they're trying to win the votes of Pennsylvania here, not Florida.

alywa		2008-04-21 05:56:38 PM

Oh. Oh my. This is very, very disturbing.

Richard Pye		2008-04-21 05:57:05 PM

"Do you smell...what BARACK is cooking?"

That's good shiat, man.

danar75		2008-04-21 05:57:08 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: McCainiacs. I like that.
It's too bad Dean's not running this year...

This might make you feel better. Link (new window)

Rann Xerox		2008-04-21 05:57:39 PM

don't understand: Oh, I weep for this country. I really do.

And I despair the species. Appealing to a bunch of pituitary retards that believe that wrestling is a sport AND that it is real? WTF!

IMDWalrus		2008-04-21 05:57:55 PM

SUPER DRAGON *clap clap* *clap clap clap*

Zombie Hitler		2008-04-21 05:57:59 PM

You ever feel your skin curl up and try to find somewhere to hide? I made it five seconds in before I couldn't take the sensation anymore.

Gunny Highway		2008-04-21 05:58:08 PM

They are also doing the King of the Ring tournament tonight. I would like it if the politicians would stick to the news networks instead of ruining my monday nights. I still dont believe they are going to make an appearance.

rppp01a: Are voters THIS stupid? Seriously?

WWF was popular when I was a kid and I watched it for fun. I grew up and think it is still fun for kids. For kids. Not for adults.

Why cant adults watch it?

zooyorkfreak		2008-04-21 05:58:15 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: McCainiacs. I like that.
It's too bad Dean's not running this year...

To bad Dean would actually step in the ring for Votes!

johnny_vegas		2008-04-21 05:58:26 PM

Smellvin: jely: /obligatory

Here's the waaaaaay overemotional wrestling fan for those of you who missed it.

was just gonna ask...thanks for the help!

Saiga410		2008-04-21 05:58:44 PM

I will vote for whomever does not show up.

/off to RTFA

stingrza		2008-04-21 05:58:54 PM

Obama's awkward pause after delivering his "What Barack is cookin'" line (which he clearly didn't understand at all) was priceless.

Also enjoyed letting McCain open with a phrase made famous by Ric Flair, who is 300 years old.

Mike Greenwell		2008-04-21 05:59:05 PM

OBAMA 08

Paedophile_Deluxe		2008-04-21 05:59:10 PM

ClemsonChili: Paedophile_Deluxe: Gotta seal up the coveted "white trash" demographic.

It both won and represented the last 2 presidents.

Good point.

jimeye		2008-04-21 05:59:32 PM

Hill-rod? Kind of rymes with dill wad.

Geotpf		2008-04-21 05:59:56 PM

What, no Idiocracy references yet? You know, the movie where the president actually was a professional wrestler?

envyR		2008-04-21 05:59:57 PM

I just died a little inside

xbattlewax		2008-04-21 06:00:10 PM

Smellvin: In American politics, it's important to go after the largest constituency: the retard vote.

I was actually thinking about the white trash vote, but I think you sum it up better

MIguy		2008-04-21 06:00:34 PM

So Obama won't wear a flag pin but he'll show up on WWE?

JabronieRamone		2008-04-21 06:00:35 PM

Unfortunately it's pre-tape & Obama can't crush Hillary with a steel chair.

zooyorkfreak		2008-04-21 06:00:54 PM

Gunny Highway: They are also doing the King of the Ring tournament tonight. I would like it if the politicians would stick to the news networks instead of ruining my monday nights. I still dont believe they are going to make an appearance.

rppp01a: Are voters THIS stupid? Seriously?

WWF was popular when I was a kid and I watched it for fun. I grew up and think it is still fun for kids. For kids. Not for adults.

Why cant adults watch it?

Its Gay. Like Watching two men grope each other and actually play fight is like watching two male strippers fight over a dollar bill (i swear i never seen it happen personally)

(no seriously)