Thank God,

I thought they were going to say I cannot sleep in the muck with my chickens and pigs.

EVERYBODY PANIC!!!

That pic is fine ps contest material.

My dog almost always tries to hump me after I feed him. Just cuz we have dinner does it mean I'm supposed to put out? Little perv... he kills me.

Phew, by "sleep with animals" I thought he meant that was the end of my sex life.

Upwind or downwind? One is tolerable, the other can be lethal.

an article a couple days ago about the year 2058 said that people will no longer have cats because it will be discovered that they carry disease. but that "man's best friend" will still be around. i guess they were wrong.

PETS ARE TERRORISTS!

"New tricks: Balls games are fine, but Rover should stay out of the bedroom"

I fail to understand how letting an animal sleep in the same room is so much more exposure than, you know, living with it.

This could be disastrous for the Dutch porn industry.

Are the dangers the same for two people dressed as dogs? One person? Two cats?

Indeed, kick the dog out of bed..



Maybe not a dog, but I'm sure it has fleas.

and now a word from the government.

Muttsecks?

This was a study in a semi-RURAL area, these were most likely outdoor dogs, and probably had a lot of contact with other outdoor animals.

I'm not thinking it is much more likely that a house dog will give their owner MRSA than someone's crotch fruit.

If you really want MRSA, the hospital/nursing homes are the hottest joints in town.

KoolerThanJesus

Ha! Is that Fergie? Do you have the pic of her pissin herself onstage?

sojourner: Muttsecks?

You are awesome.

mrapier: Do you have the pic of her pissin herself onstage?

Giggity.

First they can't lick your face and now this??? I basically spoon with my dog. Once, a girlfriend got all bleary-eyed because she said I cuddled with my pooch more than her.

cyber_slacker: This could be disastrous for the Dutch porn industry.

Your Dutch Content pleases me....


And no hint of breaking a puppy trifecta subby?

mrapier: KoolerThanJesus

Ha! Is that Fergie? Do you have the pic of her pissin herself onstage?

Still no word on what she's going to do with all that junk, all that junk inside her trunk.

Of all the things I have woken up with, I think my dog is the least of my worries.

But she keeps wagging her tail and "acting sexy". I'm not made of stone.

sojourner: Muttsecks?

I am astounded by your brilliance.

mrapier: KoolerThanJesus

Ha! Is that Fergie? Do you have the pic of her pissin herself onstage?



/hotlinked

NickBob78
My dog is not allowed on the bed or the sofa.

Sometimes, when I am not feeling so hot, I will allow the dog to cuddle on the sofa or the bed, but it is rare. When she is allowed on the bed or sofa, she does spoon.

Your dog really shouldn't be sleeping on your bed anyway. Pack order dictates they get their own not-as-nice bed because humans should be the leaders. Dogs like it this way.

That picture is amazing btw.

badscooter
mrapier: KoolerThanJesus

Ha! Is that Fergie? Do you have the pic of her pissin herself onstage?

That's the ticket, thanks. Brings a smile to my face every time.

My dog would throw a fit if I put her in another room even though she sleeps in her crate. I get more freaked out from grubby kids than my dog.

You might want to let the Japanese in on this. They seem to be missing the point entirely

vodka: Your dog really shouldn't be sleeping on your bed anyway. Pack order dictates they get their own not-as-nice bed because humans should be the leaders. Dogs like it this way.

My dog has her own beds, and often prefers them. If I'm not in my bed, she will happily sleep there, and if I'm just laying down watching the tv, she will lay with me. As soon as I lay down for bed, she runs away to either sleep in her cage (with the door open) or on a bed I made for her at the head of my bed.

What I think is funny about it, what trained her to do this, was she got tired of me tossing and turning over so much at night and moving her so I could do so.

Is it still ok to sleep with fat chicks? Maybe it's safer to sneak out after she falls asleep.

Is it ok if I use a condom?

Thank god it wasn't my dog that I slept with.

badscooter: mrapier: KoolerThanJesus

Ha! Is that Fergie? Do you have the pic of her pissin herself onstage?



/hotlinked

That shot alone is what I think of every time I hear of Fergie. For me, hitting that would instill fear of being pissed on during the deed. Nothing like putting down some glad bags on the bed or the passenger seat of the car.

/Help out Fergie, send her some depends

sojourner: Muttsecks?

Snork!

What sort of vet would actually recommend you not allow your dog in the room with you at night? They bond to their people so much better that way. We have three dogs that sleep in the room and one who sleeps in the doorway.

If you need me, I'll be in my lab.

Muttsecks is fantastic. "I'll be in my lab" is a close second, just barely losing out for being... well, disgusting.

wembley: badscooter: mrapier: KoolerThanJesus

Ha! Is that Fergie? Do you have the pic of her pissin herself onstage?



/hotlinked

That shot alone is what I think of every time I hear of Fergie. For me, hitting that would instill fear of being pissed on during the deed. Nothing like putting down some glad bags on the bed or the passenger seat of the car.

/Help out Fergie, send her some depends

What's the backstory on that, anyway? She have too many bebbehs or what?

I never went to sleep with a dog, but I sure woke up with a lot of them.

/thanks, I'm here all week.

My dog's never had any desire to sleep on my bed. He's a Corgi/Sheltie mix, so it's a pretty big jump for him to get up there in the first place. He usually starts off on his bed on the floor next to mine, then moves to the couch after I've fallen asleep.

let me be the first to say
MRSA is one of the foulest smelling things that can happen to you.
few odors actually make me vomit.

/works at a hospital

lbeaty1981: My dog's never had any desire to sleep on my bed. He's a Corgi/Sheltie mix, so it's a pretty big jump for him to get up there in the first place. He usually starts off on his bed on the floor next to mine, then moves to the couch after I've fallen asleep.

I've got a yorkie, she doesn't have any problem jumping the 28 inches up to my bed.

atomic-age
wembley: badscooter: mrapier: KoolerThanJesus

Ha! Is that Fergie? Do you have the pic of her pissin herself onstage?



/hotlinked

That shot alone is what I think of every time I hear of Fergie. For me, hitting that would instill fear of being pissed on during the deed. Nothing like putting down some glad bags on the bed or the passenger seat of the car.

/Help out Fergie, send her some depends

What's the backstory on that, anyway? She have too many bebbehs or what?
"Fergie discussed her most embarrassing moment and said she'll "never live down" the time when she wet herself live on stage. The 32-year-old singer aka Stacy Ferguson said the moment will haunt her forever when she was photographed singing live onstage with a wet spot showing on her pants in the crotch. "The most embarrassing moment of my life was when I had my 'accident' live on stage in San Diego. That's one picture I'll never live down. That'll always be there," Fergie told Heat magazine.

Fergie, who admitted having lesbian experiences in the past is dating 'Transformers' actor, Josh Duhamel. Fergie said she laughed at his pick up line when she first met Josh. He said to Fergie, "you're hot!" Then When Josh realized how bad it was, started laughing also. Perhaps from embarrassment"

That's all I've been able to find about her talking about it. I do know that she did meth for awhile but still...WTF?