LEADSTROTURF

luckily, steroids negate the effects of lead.

This is a big story here in Hoboken. It sucks because that field is used heavily. You can't beat the view.

They need to legalize grass...

Ah, I saw that headline and just knew it was going to mention Hoboken.

/Hoboken: We can't even get a goddamn park right.

Let the made-in-China jokes commence!

Heamer: Ah, nothing like a nice Pb & J sandwich after the game.

I see what you did there

Can we please retire the "...it's more likely than you think" cliche now? Pretty please?

Noticeably F.A.T.: Retiring a cliche? Less likely than you think.

I feel bad because I started the most recent round of this with the headline about wine and beer samples in grocery stores.

/don't really feel that bad

There are no safe levels of lead. Stop farking using it. Just stop.

Noticeably F.A.T.: Shadowknight: Can we please retire the "...it's more likely than you think" cliche now? Pretty please?

Retiring a cliche? Less likely than you think. In MY vagina?

It's Jersey, the lead is there naturally

/from NJ
//glad I left

/obligatory
//for me anyway

Heamer: Ah, nothing like a nice Pb & J sandwich after the game.

+1

Shadowknight: Can we please retire the "...it's more likely than you think" cliche now? Pretty please?

Hey, it got me my fifth green-light. I love this cliche.

/subby

I always knew I got stupider after high school. I guess now I can blame all those hours of marching band.

dallylamma: Hey, it got me my fifth green-light. I love this cliche.

Just because of that, I'm gonna use it in my next submission.

Ravie: I always knew I got stupider after high school. I guess now I can blame all those hours of marching band.

It's more stupid you retard.

/;)

Ron Paul Revere: dallylamma: Hey, it got me my fifth green-light. I love this cliche.

Just because of that, I'm gonna use it in my next submission.

I just wish I had been as cleaver as Heamer with his Pb and J sandwich.

/not ashamed to use a old cliche
//now a fark.com ace

SherKhan: There are no safe levels of lead. Stop farking using it. Just stop.

Man up, Nancy. It's a naturally-occurring substance and we're not all dead, so we can probably conclude that there is _some_ safe level (even if it turns out to be lower than what we've all been exposed to thanks to those decades of leaded gasoline).

My gramps had a concrete patio and he painted it green.

LukeA: Noticeably F.A.T.: Shadowknight: Can we please retire the "...it's more likely than you think" cliche now? Pretty please?

Retiring a cliche? Less likely than you think. In MY vagina?

HA HA! I'm using cliches people are tired of!

And I was happy my kid was playing lacrosse on astroturf because there aren't as many stains to worry about!

Stacey5271: And I was happy my kid was playing lacrosse on astroturf because there aren't as many stains to worry about!

Hey, dead kids leave even less stains! It's win-win!

"love of sizzle, love of crunch, love of salty, smoky ribbons alternating flesh and fat"

I read that and had a little....accident.

CravenMorehead: I read that and had a little....accident.

Like posting in the wrong thread. Oops.

Frank Sinatra Park in Hoboken ... voluntarily closed...

(You'll have to play on the) SWING, baby!

Someone please post both of the "Blaragaglarg?" ones.

Just make sure no one eats it. Problem solved.

JamesLi: Someone please post both of the "Blaragaglarg?" ones.



Only one I got...

Hoopy Frood: Frank Sinatra Park in Hoboken ... voluntarily closed...



DoPbeDoPbeDo...

onomatopoeon: JamesLi: Someone please post both of the "Blaragaglarg?" ones.



Only one I got...

Thank you, there's another one with a little head coming out of it's mouth. They're both freaking hilarious.

Had to be done.

geez.. are people so optimistic that they think asking people to stop using a popular cliché on a comments web site is going to get them to stop?

go to a different site, if your mastery of human persuasion is sucking so mightily.

The chromate part of the pigment is no biological walk-in-the-park neither. Casting lead, provided proper precautions are taken, shouldn't be a significant risk. Playing w/ guns. . .

I was out for a walk a few months ago, and as I approached this house I thought "Wow, what an insanely well-manicured lawn. And it's so GREEN. They must bathe it in Chem-Lawn."

And then when I got up to the yard. OMG. Astro turf. Everywhere.

Sheesh.

Blech.

H31N0US: This is a big story here in Hoboken. It sucks because that field is used heavily. You can't beat the view.

I've been told that the field here at Stevens Tech was of the same turf until last year when they replaced it. It was weird looking at the Sinatra Park field and not seeing people playing on it.

superoogie: Ah, I saw that headline and just knew it was going to mention Hoboken.

/Hoboken: We can't even get a goddamn park right.

There's a whole friggin' parking garage underneath the new Babbio center that us students can't even park in. Plus, about a third of the Stevens Parking lot on Sinatra Drive fell into the Hudson River. I'm a commuter and there's no where to park. The damn campus police still give out tickets, when there's over 100 spaces that no one is allowed to park at Babbio. Is there some political BS going on as the reason why no one can park under there?

mmontour:

Man up, Nancy. It's a naturally-occurring substance and we're not all dead, so we can probably conclude that there is _some_ safe level (even if it turns out to be lower than what we've all been exposed to thanks to those decades of leaded gasoline).

But think of the children! Nancy up, man. ;-)

I'm going to stick with my estimation that there are no safe levels.

Could this explain the Detroit Lions?

You get more lead from eating one normal banana than playing on these fields 24 hours a day for 600 years.