Glasgowsfinest: I prefer my Jizznasium.

Win!


Also when I read they found "seminal fluids" I just went out loud EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

I wonder if he taped his Battle of Little Big Horn.

Oh no, not this crap again



/does not approve

Glasgowsfinest: I prefer my Jizznasium.

Jackoffice

General William Hecumsheh Sherman

An item, once sold at Sears...

Penis.

Cerebral Ballsy: I forgot to mention I'm obese.

Obese public sexxor/masturbator.

fapeth*fapeth*fapeth

/how art THOU doing-eth

Bobolina: Cerebral Ballsy

Depends on how fast I can charge my vibrator.

/thats right, it's just like an ipod to me!

You don't have the vibrator that hooks to your iPod?

Shermans March to the Sea U N T

Gordon Bennett: Approves.

Bollocks!!!

//Haven't seen a Viz reference in ages...

Apparently he was an expert with the ramrod and could reload quickly.

/takes me a few hours and a nap

I know I've told this story before on here.. but once, when I was around 19, I went to have sex at midnight with my bf on the beach. We were alone.. the place was deserted.. just us, the waves and the stars. So I get on top and go at it, we finish, and I lay down next to the bf... and I swear to god a couple walks by right then. I mean, I had just gotten off, and we're both naked.

The other couple, about 20 years older, don't say a word, and they don't look, even though they pass 6 feet in front of us.

We just cracked up.


Ahhh to be young and hot and fearless.

Came here for the ceiling cat reference
/was not disappointed
//2nd or 3rd post ever
///slashies

I would have gone for a headline alluding to Foucault.

I see you.

troppo gonzo: An item, once sold at Sears...

Does the crosseyed Russian come with the belt?

Once available from Sears

Mister_man

Toys are what it's all about. I'm more into them than my husband.

/my vibrators last more than a minute! ZING!
//am I right, ladies?! am i right!?

Are you all missing the point?? Sorry, but no sympathy for people getting off on watching young children get naked.

"The facts: One of Lee's victims, a pre-pubescent girl, happened to glance up to notice Lee watching her through the ceiling tiles and reported it to store officials."

Cerebral Ballsy: I mean, I had just gotten off, and we're both naked. Ahhh to be young and hot and fearless.


Pics or it didn't happen.

I call mine 'The Spunk Bunker'.

jynxyu: Bobolina: Cerebral Ballsy

Depends on how fast I can charge my vibrator.

/thats right, it's just like an ipod to me!

You don't have the vibrator that hooks to your iPod?



If that exists then...

do want.

booger42: Great...now I have The Night They Drove ol' Dixie Down by the Band in my head.

Why is that? The line in the song is
"Virgil quick come see, there goes Robert E Lee" not
"Virgil quick go see there, Robert E Lee comes".

Headline sounds like something from FarkTV

MissFarksAlot: If that exists then...

do want.

Check here (PNSFW) (new window)

jynxyu: Once available from Sears

No, you can still get it at Sears. Ask for the guy in the appliance shipping department. I'm sure he can hook you up. He looks like this:

I'm dyin' over here.

jynxyu
I'm sure these southern belles will improve you fapimation:

I'm so glad I'm not from the south. Not as many blonde shiksas up here to compete with.

Ah soived with General Lee down in the bush. He often took a more aggressive tactic using sustained penetrating actions, while I preferred to dart in and out of the wetlands.

-Col. Angus.

Approves. Giggity.

jynxyu: MissFarksAlot: If that exists then...

do want.

Check here (PNSFW) (new window)



There's going to be a little something extra in your paycheck this week..

Cerebral Ballsy You've attracted my attention for the moment... I find your stories strangely arousing.

Do continue.

/My GF and I have messed around in the following locations: Library, crowded beach at sunset, car (while driving), car (surrounded by (hopefully) unaware party-ers outside)

amindtat: Maybe defeating General Joseph Hooker at the Battle of Chancellorsville wasn't such a good idea. Hooker's Brigade could have helped him out with his cannon problems.

And where the hell was Stuart? First he's off running the wrong way around Washington, D.C. when he should have been keeping watch for the Army of the Potomac, now this!

47 is the new 42: img238.imageshack.us


Approves. Giggity.

Note to self: Resize this picture next time.

troppo gonzo: jynxyu: Once available from Sears

No, you can still get it at Sears. Ask for the guy in the appliance shipping department. I'm sure he can hook you up. He looks like this:

Wonder if he's holding Cid, cause I'll need something better to look at after the snag.

sweetmelissa31: I'm so glad I'm not from the south. Not as many blonde shiksas up here to compete with.

Part of the reason I'm glad I don't go back, right up there with the walking dead.

MissFarksAlot: There's going to be a little something extra in your paycheck this week..

I'm finally receiving the fleshlight I ordered? AWESOME!

his 'masturbatorium'

Geez, that makes it sound all gross.

wallytacker: When have they won?

Every presidential election in the last 40 years. ;-)

jynxyu: MissFarksAlot: There's going to be a little something extra in your paycheck this week..

I'm finally receiving the fleshlight I ordered? AWESOME!

You can borrow mine when i'm done with it if you want.

For some reason I pictured Stan Lee and thought "masturbatorium" was some new comic. Need some more coffee.

oh come on now...who hasn't rubbed one out in the changing room of a JC Penneys or Hechts....

(looks around to see if anyone raises their hand).......

/maybe i should go to my bunk...err masturbatorium....see if the wife is doing anything

Cervantes3773: Cerebral Ballsy You've attracted my attention for the moment... I find your stories strangely arousing.

Do continue.

/My GF and I have messed around in the following locations: Library, crowded beach at sunset, car (while driving), car (surrounded by (hopefully) unaware party-ers outside)

Ok. In the grass in an outdoor sculpture garden at night. Car parked in elementary school parking lot at night. Car in the woods. Car at the beach. Tennis court, racquetball court, both daytime. Jungle gym in playground, middle of night. In a borrowed car. In my backyard while my parents were watching TV.. we could see them through the french doors.. nighttime so they could not see us. In a tree fort. On a golf course. On a bus, on the way to a christian retreat, under blankets, surrounded by pious people!

Ace25 Are you all missing the point?? Sorry, but no sympathy for people getting off on watching young children get naked.

1. He was scoping out the MILF that was there with the "pre-pubescent girl" so it was an accidental pedo-bear attack.
2. I think everyone got the point, but it has nothing to do with Civil War puns.

/Spunker Hill

jynxyu: MissFarksAlot: There's going to be a little something extra in your paycheck this week..

I'm finally receiving the fleshlight I ordered? AWESOME!



Those things weird me out.

They should have an outtie on the other end.

You know..

for the ladies...

jynxyu:
Wonder if he's holding Cid, cause I'll need something better to look at after the snag.



Geez with a headband like that I am sure he moonlights as a travel agent to book your "trip"!