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2008-04-17 04:05:15 PM  
I wonder if necro-bestiality is still legal?

From the linked doc:
I will not go into the disgusting facts of the case other than to say Mr. Yoder was having sexual relations with his male dog.

Would it have been ok if the dog was female?
 
2008-04-17 04:07:25 PM  
How long until The Smoking Gun is there with Fark thread fodder?
 
2008-04-17 04:24:29 PM  
Not to be a contrarian but my favorite states are tumescence, shock, and Virginia.
 
2008-04-17 04:32:50 PM  
Man's best friend.

Best friend with benefits.
 
2008-04-17 04:34:22 PM  
It's abaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat time.
 
2008-04-17 04:49:35 PM  
RocketRod: It's abaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat time.

Really? Dog humping has become a big problem down there?
 
2008-04-17 05:03:40 PM  
OK, so are, um, fish considered animals by this law? And how about... really big crabs? And does this law apply more than two miles offshore?

/a friend of mine really needs to know
 
2008-04-17 05:05:30 PM  
Wow. I feel bad for "Lucky" the guide dog.
 
2008-04-17 05:06:49 PM  
It wasn't banned in my state (WA) until a couple of years ago:

Link (new window)

Remember the guy who died from an "encounter" with a horse? That's what finally prompted our legislature into passing the ban.

On a side note:

I saw Jim Norton perform in Seattle last month, and his bit about the "horse lover" was farking hysterical.
 
2008-04-17 05:08:44 PM  
The_Sponge: It wasn't banned in my state (WA) until a couple of years ago:

Link (new window)

Remember the guy who died from an "encounter" with a horse?



South end represent, MFer! Enumclaw fo' life!
 
2008-04-17 05:26:48 PM  
TommyymmoT: Man's best friend.

Best friend with benefits.


I LOL'd.
 
2008-04-17 05:27:37 PM  
In Colorado, that is A-ok, unless you hurt the animal, in which case it is cruelty to animals. Moral of the story: take Fido out to dinner first, and call her the next day.
 
2008-04-17 05:27:48 PM  
:(

/Crosses Peanut Butter off the shopping list
 
2008-04-17 05:28:30 PM  
Why?!
 
2008-04-17 05:29:19 PM  
In other news, Floridas population sees a sharp decrease. Details at 11.
 
2008-04-17 05:29:44 PM  
So, you really farked a dog?
That's right. I sure did.
Male or female dog?
Female! What do you take me for? A damn queer?

/my favorite bestiality joke
 
2008-04-17 05:30:11 PM  
A ban on bestiality should not be needed in a mature society.

Some things are just inherently wrong. There's no need to officially say "This is bad, m'kay?" by passing a law.
 
2008-04-17 05:30:48 PM  
According to the FA it has only passed the Senate. The House has yet to rule on it.

/live in Florida
//getting a kick
///or is that a donkey punch
////stop me before I slash again
 
2008-04-17 05:31:16 PM  
The_Sponge: Remember the guy who died from an "encounter" with a horse? That's what finally prompted our legislature into passing the ban.

That guy was the absolute king of bestiality. Perforated colon... ouch!

/proud washingtonian
//I sleep with my cats every night
///that's just how we roll out here
 
2008-04-17 05:31:45 PM  
When farking animals is outlawed, only outlaws will fark animals.
 
2008-04-17 05:31:51 PM  
FTFA:
The man explained "freely about his regular sexual acitivities with his dog and said he would take the dog for a walk prior to sex to 'prevent fecal impact.'"

I do that with chicks I pick up at bars...
 
2008-04-17 05:32:09 PM  
doglover: A ban on bestiality should not be needed in a mature society.

You could say the same thing about murder. It just doesn't work. People are asshats. Deviant asshats, sometimes.
 
2008-04-17 05:32:20 PM  
Chuck Wagon: I wonder if necro-bestiality is still legal?

From the linked doc:
I will not go into the disgusting facts of the case other than to say Mr. Yoder was having sexual relations with his male dog.

Would it have been ok if the dog was female?


That is awesome. In fact, this whole subject is awesome. It litterally makes me feel - or rather know - that there is absolutely no hope for the human race, and that I should just blow my head off.
 
2008-04-17 05:32:36 PM  
Can someone explain bestiality to me? What is so attractive about a donkey or a monkey that would make people have sex with them?
 
2008-04-17 05:34:10 PM  
Chuck Wagon: I wonder if necro-bestiality is still legal?

From the linked doc:
I will not go into the disgusting facts of the case other than to say Mr. Yoder was having sexual relations with his male dog.

Would it have been ok if the dog was female?


Well then he wouldn't be a filthy, godless homo.
 
2008-04-17 05:34:30 PM  
The Southern Dandy: :(

/Crosses Peanut Butter off the shopping list


Bwwaaaaahhaahhaahhahahahahahahahaha
 
2008-04-17 05:34:35 PM  
EsteeFlwrPot: Can someone explain bestiality to me? What is so attractive about a donkey or a monkey that would make people have sex with them?

Don't ever GIS horse and girl in the same line, you'll regret it.

/Do you hear me!?
//DO NOT GIS IT!
 
2008-04-17 05:34:36 PM  
EsteeFlwrPot: Can someone explain bestiality to me? What is so attractive about a donkey or a monkey that would make people have sex with them?

You don't have to tell them to shut up afterwards.
 
2008-04-17 05:34:44 PM  
If bestiality is illegal in Florida...
www.thesmokinggun.com
...what will this woman do?
 
2008-04-17 05:35:04 PM  
The man explained freely about his regular sexual acitivities with his dog and said he would take the dog for a walk prior to sex to prevent fecal impact.

Haha...Fecal Impact!
 
2008-04-17 05:37:18 PM  
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2008-04-17 05:37:26 PM  
The fundies are at it again.
 
2008-04-17 05:38:00 PM  
EsteeFlwrPot:
Can someone explain bestiality to me? What is so attractive about a donkey or a monkey that would make people have sex with them?

Ever see the movie 'Deliverance'? Explains alot about the make-up
of the hillbilly mind set.

/many hillbillies around Lake Okeechobee
 
2008-04-17 05:38:16 PM  
parkerlewis: In other news, Floridas population sees a sharp decrease. Details at 11.

I came here to say something similar. Well played.
 
2008-04-17 05:38:19 PM  
EsteeFlwrPot: Can someone explain bestiality to me? What is so attractive about a donkey or a monkey that would make people have sex with them?

i2.photobucket.com

you wouldn't hit that?

/hehe
//knew that pic would come in handy someday
 
2008-04-17 05:38:29 PM  
Ok that is what I get for clicking? A sicko friggin blind dude who admitted to raping his guide dog repeatedly.

/I so knew better than to click after the trough video.
 
2008-04-17 05:38:32 PM  
Every time I hear about bestiality, it reminds me of this story (new window)
 
2008-04-17 05:38:42 PM  
So it's ok to kill a cow and eat it -- but you better not have sex with it.
 
2008-04-17 05:39:09 PM  
Get off my lawn cat!
 
2008-04-17 05:39:22 PM  
CygnusDarius: EsteeFlwrPot: Can someone explain bestiality to me? What is so attractive about a donkey or a monkey that would make people have sex with them?

Don't ever GIS horse and girl in the same line, you'll regret it.

/Do you hear me!?
//DO NOT GIS IT!


or Farm Film Animals
 
2008-04-17 05:40:21 PM  

www.huffingtonpost.com

BOO!!!

 
2008-04-17 05:40:28 PM  
Paging Shepherd. Shepherd to the white phone. Shepherd to the white phone, please.

/yes, you still disgust me.
 
2008-04-17 05:40:43 PM  
What! I sure hope I can get a refund on that "Romantic Goat Farking Weekend Get-a-way" package I just booked with the See the Wild Side of Orlando Travel Agency.
 
2008-04-17 05:41:43 PM  
Incidentally Mr. Tran, never get raped by a domestic cat.
 
2008-04-17 05:42:06 PM  
dammit.

er, I mean...
 
2008-04-17 05:43:02 PM  
Lucius_Apuleius: So it's ok to kill a cow and eat it -- but you better not have sex with it.

Yeah. I find bestiality a bit high in ick factor but this is the basic hypocrisy of people getting all worked up about it. It kind of exposes it as an attempt (perhaps subconcious) to control sex by people who are, themselves, ashamed of sex in some way.

It's the same thing that keeps the closeted gay Republicans and preachers condemning gays.

/still though, please don't have sex with your dogs.
 
2008-04-17 05:43:14 PM  
horsecore:
Get off my lawn cat!

i67.photobucket.com
 
2008-04-17 05:43:15 PM  
Sorry, didn't realize the story wasn't there any more. Here's the story (new window)
 
2008-04-17 05:43:19 PM  
Isn't any sexual contact between native Floridians more or less bestiality?
 
2008-04-17 05:43:35 PM  
doglover: Some things are just inherently wrong. There's no need to officially say "This is bad, m'kay?" by passing a law.

Really? Interspecies sex happens in nature. If other animals do it, how can it be "inherently wrong" for people? It could be part of being a mammal. It's just like how homosexuality occurs in nature is evidence that it's not really all that unnatural in humans too.

The fact that we make laws against it is what sets us apart from the animals.
 
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