Faptastic?

I bet she was eye farkin the shiat outa him and he was indicating he was receptive to the idea was all.

I think everyone should judge beauty for themselves...
*Looks at picture*

ZOMG! BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!11!1

It's a streetlight

subby fails at fonts

But was he observably turgid?

Awesome!

/I fake the fap all the time
//pisses people off

Sapper_Topo: I may be the only person to say it but I really enjoyed the headline Subby...

/Really

(*raises hand*)

I liked it too, although now that song is stuck in my head.

/get out, get out, get out

Ew.. I actually had the tune in my head while reading the headline.

OMG he LOOKED at me!
I'll sue I'll sue!

/gesundheit

SecretAgentWoman: I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often. Every time I'm in a courtroom, I have an overwhelming urge to masturbate.

I L'edOL

How could he roll his eyes while looking at the judge? Aren't you by definition looking up at your eyelids?

Quality: I L'edOL

Wow, that's awkward.

Adam Corolla is a lawyer? Who knew?

I'd hit it.

/pass the gravy

Approves.

Judge Jan Breland is rare among judges in that she is very fair and treats folks decently. I had to appear in her court a few years ago (my case was dismissed, which it should have been) and found her to be unusually pleasant. All that stated I think the lawyer is at fault for here for being a jackass.

Let he who has never fapped at work throw the first stone...

did he do it like this (new window)

He looks like a date rapist.

Grither: Quality: I L'edOL

Wow, that's awkward.

Tell me about it. But I didn't Laugh Out Louded either...

Damn you Subby.
Thanks to you that farking Brady Bunch song is now stuck in my head.

chitownmike: did he do it like this (new window)

The question is: Who DOESN'T?

nashBridges: Let he who has never fapped at work throw the first stone...

Being a teacher... I think it would be extremely bad form to 'rub one out' at work. Man would you have some serious 'splainin to do if you got caught.

Jan not as hot as Marcia

chitownmike: did he do it like this (new window)

"DUDE! You never FINISH!"

I lol'd.

Ironically enough, that's the judge that performed my first marriage.

/swear it's true...

I'll say this... Judge Breland is my favorite judge ever.

/Knows the parties involved in this case.
//Ah, Austin. I love you.

Shakespeare's Monkey: In my mind, this is how it looked. Please don't introduce reality.


/meanie

It works much better if the lawyer is female.

Booger?

i heard on the news on my way into work today that he got 90 days in jail.

SecretAgentWoman: I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often. Every time I'm in a courtroom, I have an overwhelming urge to masturbate.

Do you need representation? My rates are reasonable, and negotiable...I do have to say though, your statement does not give me any incentive to settle anything, ever...

Judge Mr. Suare99, is your client, um, masturbating in my courtroom?
Suare99 Your honor, it appears that she is.
Judge Do you think she should be?
Suare99 Actually, your honor, it was a condition of my retainer.
Judge I want to see both of you in my chambers!
Suare99 Um, Judge, she only has to masturbate in Court...so Im afraid a private show would be something that you'd have to work out with her.
Judge Well, um...
Suare99 Oooh, hold on a second Judge, she's gettin' close, you dont want to miss this.
Judge Carry on then...

rvralph:
Being a teacher... I think it would be extremely bad form to 'rub one out' at work. Man would you have some serious 'splainin to do if you got caught.


Approves of your restraint

Is it just me or does that lawyer look like Nigel Pinchley?

Obligatory?

Link (new window)

Any attorney stupid enough to make the universal jerk-off gesture upon requests from a judge needs to get the hell out of the courtroom and into another profession. What a farking idiot.

I'm aware of the attorney involved and he'd be more at home on a television law show than anywhere else. My understanding is the guesture was directed at a prosecutor but seen by the Judge.

It suprised a lot of us he actually went to jail. Downside is I'm sure he'll get a lot more clients because they think he 'stuck it to the man'.



/once saw him in a pastel green suit and black and white spats (shoes)

/approves.

drunkenmidnight: Obligatory?

Link (new window)

Already done in this one. pwnd.

oooh...........
he could fap at me anytime!

Kaltros: Ironically enough, that's the judge that performed my first marriage.

Why's that ironic?

wtf is wrong with people? He was just expressing his opinion of the prosecutor with a gesture. RTFA, no actual fapping involved.

/need to unwad the panties

JFP's Gym Partner: Kaltros: Ironically enough, that's the judge that performed my first marriage.

Why's that ironic?


He masturbated in front of her too.