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(Some Guy)   The Marilyn Monroe sex tape was a hoax. As usual no one in MSM bothered to do any fact checking, got too excited at the prospect of talking about boobs on air   (hollywood-elsewhere.com) divider line 186
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2008-04-16 11:27:32 AM  
I want to believe...
 
2008-04-16 11:31:41 AM  
In my mind, I was riding that like a prop horse in a B-movie Western.
 
2008-04-16 11:31:47 AM  
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo!
 
2008-04-16 11:31:59 AM  
I think I was happier knowing there was a sex tape out there somewhere.
 
2008-04-16 11:32:03 AM  
I bet she could give one heck of one.

Back in her day that is.
Now, it would just be gross.
 
2008-04-16 11:32:32 AM  
Arthur Jumbles: I want to believe...

eh. from the description it sounded like she was just giving a bj on camera... probably with her back to the camera even so you'd just see some blonde hair (in black and white film) moving a bit.

It'd be rather generic really.
 
2008-04-16 11:32:38 AM  
"too" excited..
 
2008-04-16 11:32:51 AM  
There's still a chance we could make a Marilyn Monroe sex tape...but it would be for a much different demographic at this point.
 
2008-04-16 11:33:00 AM  
img90.imageshack.us
 
2008-04-16 11:33:38 AM  
got too excited at the prospect of talking about boobs

There I fixed it for you.

-The grammar police
 
2008-04-16 11:33:41 AM  
This is why we can't have anything nice!

FARK!!!
 
2008-04-16 11:34:18 AM  
Inbredpoet: There's still a chance we could make a Marilyn Monroe sex tape...but it would be for a much different demographic at this point.

Get a piece of Marilyn. Wheeeeeeeeee.
 
2008-04-16 11:34:20 AM  
"...got to excited..."

Think you're missing an O there.

/Not usually that pedantic, but COME ON...
 
2008-04-16 11:34:45 AM  
img90.imageshack.us
 
2008-04-16 11:34:56 AM  
Yakk: This is why we can't have anything nice!

FARK!!!


I actually said this to my wife when she told me she was pregnant...
 
2008-04-16 11:35:11 AM  
MSM got excited over a sex tape that was on DVD? Wasn't the format a dead give away?
 
2008-04-16 11:35:56 AM  
Anybody else read that as "Marilyn Manson"?

(*crickets*)
 
2008-04-16 11:36:08 AM  
Dammit!
 
2008-04-16 11:36:47 AM  
I won't be in my bunk ;)
 
2008-04-16 11:36:59 AM  
Meh, she prolly had those weird 50's style banana boobs, and 70's style mega bush anyway
 
2008-04-16 11:37:05 AM  
wowzer97pooh: In my mind, I was riding that like a prop horse in a B-movie Western.

With a wind machine and old production staff watching?
 
2008-04-16 11:37:09 AM  
As usual no one in MSM at Fark bothered to do any fact spell checking, got to two excited at the prospect of talking about boobs on air

FTFY!
 
2008-04-16 11:37:15 AM  
Your candle burned out long before
The rumors of your sex tape ever did



/wish I knew how to make musical notes
/and souffle
 
2008-04-16 11:38:08 AM  
got to excited at the prospect of talking about boobs on air

Looks like someone got a little "too" excited over getting their headline written and submitted.
 
2008-04-16 11:38:15 AM  
At least they got the German kid/NASA story right!
 
2008-04-16 11:38:30 AM  
So can we still see it, anyway?
 
2008-04-16 11:38:48 AM  
Inbredpoet: Yakk: This is why we can't have anything nice!

FARK!!!

I actually said this to my wife when she told me she was pregnant...


I'm so stealing that! I bet the look on her face was priceless
 
2008-04-16 11:39:09 AM  
If only there had been a tape of this:

Oh yes, Crawford....

We went to Joan's bedroom ... Crawford had a gigantic orgasm and shrieked like a maniac. Credit Natasha. She could teach more than acting.

Next time I saw Crawford she wanted another round. I told her straight out I didn't much enjoy doing it with a woman. After I turned her down, she became spiteful. An English poet best describes it: hath no rage like love to hatred turned; and hell hath no fury like a woman scorned - most people wrongly credit that to Shakespeare. William Congreve is the author. That's me, Marilyn Monroe, the classical scholar.


source: http://www.dailybubble.com/archives/2005/08/11/transcript-the-marilyn-monroe-joa n-crawford-sex-tapes.php?page=1

fyfi.files.wordpress.com
 
2008-04-16 11:39:31 AM  
This is like when it was discovered that the Elvis diaries were found to be written on official Dukes of Hazzard stationary.
 
2008-04-16 11:40:20 AM  
The Marilyn Monroe sex tape was a hoax.


A part of me died inside.
 
2008-04-16 11:40:43 AM  
That......blog....is considered an authority on the authenticity of MM's oral sex tape?

Standards are way down nowadays.
 
2008-04-16 11:40:47 AM  
Billygoat Gruff: Inbredpoet: Yakk: This is why we can't have anything nice!

FARK!!!

I actually said this to my wife when she told me she was pregnant...

I'm so stealing that! I bet the look on her face was priceless


She laughed, and tried to punch me in the yambag...but she's a sport.
 
2008-04-16 11:41:12 AM  
Inbredpoet: Yakk: This is why we can't have anything nice!

FARK!!!

I actually said this to my wife when she told me she was pregnant...


And you'll get to use it again and again as the child grows, right along with "You're the reason Daddy drinks".

I try it, but my kids know better.
 
2008-04-16 11:41:32 AM  
Onkel Buck: Meh, she prolly had those weird 50's style banana boobs, and 70's style mega bush anyway

There's plenty of nudes out there of her.
 
2008-04-16 11:41:50 AM  
Are we sure? I downloaded an ancient looking clip from taxidrivermovie the other day and it was pretty convincing in parts. In others it looked a bit too chubby to be her, but face closeups were passable. No BJ though, just farking. And a bit of tittyfarking. Which is also unconvincing now that I think of Marilyn's Playboy picture.

Come to think of it, who the fark was in this video?
 
2008-04-16 11:42:03 AM  
Sure, that's what the Kennedy clan wants you to think!
 
2008-04-16 11:42:16 AM  
Inbredpoet: There's still a chance we could make a Marilyn Monroe sex tape...but it would be for a much different demographic at this point.

img26.imageshack.us
 
2008-04-16 11:42:20 AM  
The link is farked for me, everyone else get in?
 
2008-04-16 11:43:43 AM  
There's a Marilyn Monroe sex tape???


NICE
 
2008-04-16 11:45:32 AM  
I'll be in my funk.
 
2008-04-16 11:45:47 AM  
JFK wasn't a tittyfarker, but Bobby probably was.
 
2008-04-16 11:46:06 AM  
Doesn't he have dozens of sex tapes already? That one video with Evan Rachel Wood was pretty close.
 
2008-04-16 11:46:24 AM  
Caeldan: Arthur Jumbles: I want to believe...

eh. from the description it sounded like she was just giving a bj on camera... probably with her back to the camera even so you'd just see some blonde hair (in black and white film) moving a bit.

It'd be rather generic really.


They said you could easily see her mole, and you know how hard those are to fake.
 
2008-04-16 11:48:15 AM  
pammylamb: wowzer97pooh: In my mind, I was riding that like a prop horse in a B-movie Western.

With a wind machine and old production staff watching?


And a looping painted background rushing past.

/Where did I put that hobby horse?
 
2008-04-16 11:48:21 AM  
So who have I been fapping to?
 
2008-04-16 11:49:26 AM  
BEWBS!!!
 
2008-04-16 11:50:50 AM  
KJUW89: Anybody else read that as "Marilyn Manson"?

(*crickets*)


I definitely did.
 
2008-04-16 11:51:51 AM  
Nestea Plunge: This is like when it was discovered that the Elvis diaries were found to be written on official Dukes of Hazzard stationary.

Very nice "Bloom County" reference. +1
 
2008-04-16 11:52:23 AM  
lilygirl: The link is farked for me, everyone else get in?

Nope, fuxored.

Hack Patooey, I had to steal that gif! Thanks.
 
2008-04-16 11:52:53 AM  
Soooo. Lemme see ... The "debunker" has proof something does not exist?

I think it is more likely that the "debunker" doesn't exist.

/ So I'm going to continue to believe.
 
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