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(Some Guy)   The Marilyn Monroe sex tape was a hoax. As usual no one in MSM bothered to do any fact checking, got too excited at the prospect of talking about boobs on air   (hollywood-elsewhere.com ) divider line
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2008-04-16 12:34:02 PM  
robotwithglasses: superoogie:
/And how did Boston get back into first again?

The Yankees suck.


IAWTC.

/newsletter, cut of your job, etc.
 
2008-04-16 12:34:26 PM  
jynxyu:

A lot of Capone's so called treasures are spread all over NW IN. Would take years to find all of it. Don't recall him hiding bodies either, usually left them as warnings to others thinking of screwing with him.


The plot for Goonies 2 perhaps?
 
jph
2008-04-16 12:34:49 PM  
pstawicki: I sincerely doubt it. I worked for Jane Russell years ago and she was a major christian babe who held bible discussions in her house both in Sedona and back in Hollywood. Haven't seen her in years but I imagine she is still in the same mindset.

This Jane Russell?
www.celebutaint.comwww.nndb.com
 
2008-04-16 12:36:11 PM  
superoogie: robotwithglasses:

Capone's more fascinating. And I wanted to see dead bodies, guns and jewels not empty bottles and dirt. Effing Geraldo - dream ruiner.

Well, sure, if it was real, the Capone vault would have been interesting. But if it was real, I'd still find the Monroe sex tape more interesting. But that's me.

However, since they're both fake, the Capone vault was nothing but really boring TV. The fake Monroe tape is still porn.

So it wins.

/And how did Boston get back into first again?


It's called winning. You must be a NYY fan.
 
2008-04-16 12:37:11 PM  
robotwithglasses: The plot for Goonies 2 perhaps?

Maybe, but the location would be changed NW IN is either farm country or factories. No caves or deep ravines.
 
2008-04-16 12:39:39 PM  
jph: pstawicki: I sincerely doubt it. I worked for Jane Russell years ago and she was a major christian babe who held bible discussions in her house both in Sedona and back in Hollywood. Haven't seen her in years but I imagine she is still in the same mindset.

This Jane Russell?


Yep that Jane Russell who is pictured in Wikipedia going to last years Movieguide Faith and Value Awards Gala at 86 years old.

She was a very nice lady and her husband at the time was a good guy. They owned a Bar and a Restaurant in Sedona Arizona when it was only half the tourist spot it is now.
 
2008-04-16 12:41:14 PM  
i think people should continue to do these sort of things until there is absolutely zero integrity in the MSM organizations that refuse to do research and instead just puppet their program directors talking points.

embarrass them to death. may take a while with people that have no shame but its the most entertaining justice in my mind.
 
2008-04-16 12:45:59 PM  
Just wait for the Joan of Ark sex tape: HOT!!!!!!
 
2008-04-16 12:46:01 PM  
jynxyu: robotwithglasses: The plot for Goonies 2 perhaps?

Maybe, but the location would be changed NW IN is either farm country or factories. No caves or deep ravines.


I say set it in Chicago. Accuracy be damned. And then cross it over into a Cloak & Dagger (in my top 10) like plot. Instead of Jack Flack it's Capone guiding them to the treasure. And the bad guys could be led by a spawn from one of his enforcers.
 
2008-04-16 12:46:30 PM  
But you can rest assured that the Dustin Diamond sex tape was not a hoax.
 
2008-04-16 12:48:11 PM  
The original story is here!
 
2008-04-16 12:52:54 PM  
Why did I first read that as "Marilyn Manson sex tape"?

It's like my brain WANTS to be freaked out.
 
2008-04-16 12:56:54 PM  
robotwithglasses: superoogie:
/And how did Boston get back into first again?

The Yankees suck.


I would have sex with Marilyn. I am officially on topic.

/Yeah, but you'll need them to split the series this week if you want a shot at first.
 
2008-04-16 12:57:48 PM  
xxBirdMadGirlxx:
robotwithglasses: superoogie:
/And how did Boston get back into first again?

The Yankees suck.

IAWTC.

/newsletter, cut of your job, etc.


Paging Dr. Freud. Dr. Freud to the Marilyn Monroe sex tape thread, please.
 
2008-04-16 12:59:32 PM  
enry: Keith Olbermann said it may be fake.

/or is he not MSM?
//Can't keep up on who is MSM and who isn't. Anyone have a chart?


He's not, not MSN. He's just not.
 
2008-04-16 12:59:43 PM  
something wrong with the "Sad" tag?
 
2008-04-16 12:59:58 PM  
superoogie: /newsletter, cut of your job, etc.

Paging Dr. Freud. Dr. Freud to the Marilyn Monroe sex tape thread, please.


Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal.
 
2008-04-16 01:01:00 PM  
As a young perv, I seem to remember a magazine with Marilyn's "Blue Movie". It had some blurry shots of a woman and a device that looked like an electrical eraser. Poor framing and even poorer production values. The story that went with the photos was that MM did the film when she was still a down on her luck girl who needed a few bucks. Back then, a 'producer' might shoot an 8mm reel, copy it a hundred times and sell it locally. Lucky producer, lucky electric eraser.
 
2008-04-16 01:01:58 PM  
again with the apathy: got too excited at the prospect of talking about boobs

There I fixed it for you.

-The grammar police


i29.tinypic.com
 
2008-04-16 01:02:15 PM  
It is real. Don't let J. Edgar fool you again.
 
2008-04-16 01:02:39 PM  
xxBirdMadGirlxx: superoogie: /newsletter, cut of your job, etc.

Paging Dr. Freud. Dr. Freud to the Marilyn Monroe sex tape thread, please.

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal.


It is good to be appreciated for what I am.
 
2008-04-16 01:02:53 PM  
I've seen the 'According to penthouse' video, I'm not sure if it's her but she definitely had some turn of the century bush.
 
2008-04-16 01:09:39 PM  
I could have sworn I saw an interview the man that found the tape and put it up for auction. It sounded legit to me, i think he was on The Today Show or something?
 
2008-04-16 01:09:47 PM  
I could stand watching him if it meant I got to see Rose McGowan in action.

Wait, what?
 
2008-04-16 01:10:43 PM  
I almost got to exicted, but I got on the wrong train and went to depressed instead.

/late to the party, I know
//being unable to spell three-letter words is a special kind of FAIL, submitter
 
2008-04-16 01:11:21 PM  
Don't worry, guys. She was still a whore.
 
2008-04-16 01:14:38 PM  
The Anti-Laura: Don't worry, guys. She was still a whore.

PoIDH
 
2008-04-16 01:16:13 PM  
superoogie:

I would have sex with Marilyn. I am officially on topic.

/Yeah, but you'll need them to split the series this week if you want a shot at first.


I would have sex with Bob Hope circa 1940.

/eff a split we're going to win the two against the Rangers and then blitz the Tigers (as long as the Tigers don't realize that spring training is over)
 
2008-04-16 01:18:33 PM  
I am the submitter, apparently. However, I didn't even recognize this link was mine until I saw it on the MyFark tab. This doesn't even come close to resembling the headline I proposed.

And bukketmaster, I didn't misspell anything in my proposed headline.
 
2008-04-16 01:25:18 PM  
robotwithglasses:
I would have sex with Bob Hope circa 1940.

/eff a split we're going to win the two against the Rangers and then blitz the Tigers (as long as the Tigers don't realize that spring training is over)


You know what? Bob did a lot of good for the armed services. I'd probably throw him a mercy bone if I was drunk.

/I meant you're going to need the Yankees to split with Boston for you to get to first. It depends which Tigers show up for your series. They've been showing some life, but they're far from dangerous at the moment.
 
2008-04-16 01:26:01 PM  
overCee

This doesn't even come close to resembling the headline I proposed

So you're telling us that the Fark mods are the *real* submittards?

Difficult to believe, but OK, I'll bite, what was the original headline?
 
2008-04-16 01:27:13 PM  
there is already a torrent of a MM casting couch tape.
 
2008-04-16 01:32:41 PM  
The Anti-Laura: Don't worry, guys. She was still a whore.


I do so love me the whores, though.


/Capone was a grade-A, farkin' idiot & a bigger media whore than Marilyn Monroe
//His real safe probably had Bazooka Bubble Gum, a handheld mirror & a can of Dapper Dan Men's Pomade
///...and no cash because he was too busy flaunting it
 
2008-04-16 01:35:27 PM  
FACTS don't sell newspapers subby.
 
2008-04-16 01:38:33 PM  
TraeHova: /Capone was a grade-A, farkin' idiot & a bigger media whore than Marilyn Monroe
//His real safe probably had Bazooka Bubble Gum, a handheld mirror & a can of Dapper Dan Men's Pomade


I don't carry Dapper Dan, I carry Fop.
 
2008-04-16 01:39:20 PM  
Hack Patooey: I don't carry Dapper Dan, I carry Fop.

I don't want Fop, Goddamnit, I'm a Dapper Dan man.
 
2008-04-16 01:45:12 PM  
we_hates: Hack Patooey: I don't carry Dapper Dan, I carry Fop.

I don't want Fop, Goddamnit, I'm a Dapper Dan man.


I can order it for you if you like. Take about two weeks.
 
2008-04-16 01:47:58 PM  
superoogie:

You know what? Bob did a lot of good for the armed services. I'd probably throw him a mercy bone if I was drunk.

/I meant you're going to need the Yankees to split with Boston for you to get to first. It depends which Tigers show up for your series. They've been showing some life, but they're far from dangerous at the moment.


That too.

The Road to series with Bob Hope and Bing Crosby is pretty funny.


TraeHova:
/Capone was a grade-A, farkin' idiot & a bigger media whore than Marilyn Monroe
//His real safe probably had Bazooka Bubble Gum, a handheld mirror & a can of Dapper Dan Men's Pomade
///...and no cash because he was too busy flaunting it



Capone didn't use pomade. What hair he had was slicked back with the saliva from whores.
 
2008-04-16 01:48:18 PM  
Onkel Buck: Meh, she prolly had those weird 50's style banana boobs, and 70's style mega bush anyway

I love how boobs have a time frame for you. Not 'real,' or 'jiggly,' but '50's style.'

Could it be you're one of the few men on earth who hasn't seen photographs of Marilyn Monroe naked? Those were nice boobs, not banana boobs.
 
2008-04-16 01:48:57 PM  
xxBirdMadGirlxx Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal.

love you
 
2008-04-16 01:55:33 PM  
robotwithglasses:

That too.

The Road to series with Bob Hope and Bing Crosby is pretty funny.


If I'm in a mood for something different, one of those old Hollywood comedies will certainly do the job.

Capone didn't use pomade. What hair he had was slicked back with the saliva from whores.

"Saliva" Suuuuuure. Whatever you say.

/I'm sure your guys will win for you tomorrow at least.
 
2008-04-16 01:56:05 PM  
However, the footage of Marilyn Manson sucking is genuine.
 
2008-04-16 01:56:25 PM  
PhotoCindy:

I love how boobs have a time frame for you. Not 'real,' or 'jiggly,' but '50's style.'

Could it be you're one of the few men on earth who hasn't seen photographs of Marilyn Monroe naked? Those were nice boobs, not banana boobs.


QFT
 
2008-04-16 01:58:29 PM  
Manta537: Just wait for the Joan of Ark sex tape: HOT!!!!!!

Are you hoping for Joan of Arc or Joan Van Ark?
 
2008-04-16 02:07:37 PM  
we_hates: Hack Patooey: I don't carry Dapper Dan, I carry Fop.

I don't want Fop, Goddamnit, I'm a Dapper Dan man.

I can order it for you if you like. Take about two weeks.


Well ain't this place just a geographical oddity! Two weeks away from everywhere!
 
2008-04-16 02:08:49 PM  
Robert1966: However, the footage of Marilyn Manson sucking is genuine.

Hateful.

/*golf clap*
 
2008-04-16 02:09:06 PM  
Onkel Buck: Meh, she prolly had those weird 50's style banana boobs...

/likes banana boobs
//and perkies
///well... just boobies in general, really
 
2008-04-16 02:10:44 PM  
Kornchex: we_hates: Hack Patooey: I don't carry Dapper Dan, I carry Fop.

I don't want Fop, Goddamnit, I'm a Dapper Dan man.

I can order it for you if you like. Take about two weeks.

Well ain't this place just a geographical oddity! Two weeks away from everywhere!


win.
 
2008-04-16 02:11:21 PM  
xxBirdMadGirlxx - Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal.


You win one (1) internets.
 
2008-04-16 02:14:44 PM  
overCee

This doesn't even come close to resembling the headline I proposed

You, know, I've been kind of wondering about the increasing number of farked-up headlines recently. If some modmin has been pulling a ROTSKY on the headlines, than that really sucks, because then the submitter gets a thread full of "ur a retard" posts that they don't deserve.

If this is the case, I hope whoever's rewriting these things pulls their head out of their ass. Anybody else feeling suspicious now?
 
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