uh...What?!?

What's that little buddy? No your safe with me, they found the ones in France *pets my Gnome*

uhh.. dunno.

Again, no pictures.

Where does one purchase a lawn gnome?

Gnome Chomsky stole them!

This gnome shiat is unfunny. Why is it still going?

uhm.....august 10th?

Do posters get double points for repeats?

Gnome Chomsky stole them!

/groan

Can't believe I'm the first to say this, but....

REPEAT!!

Doh...sorry Young...didn't catch yours...I'll sulk back into the shadows.

Sorry, the evil made me do it.

Someone needs to save this poor gnome trapped here by these freaks.

this is discrimination against lawn jockeys and other lawn ornimants

In response to MrBadSport,

You dont buy them, you just take them from someone elses yard!

Long live the FTLG oh, and the PFLLG (popular front for the liberation of lawn gnomes)

Does he have clown white on his face?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!! w3rd!

I think the P.L.F. Penguin Liberation Front, the Gnome Front, the Lawn Jockey Front, Gargoyle Front should all make a massive liberation movement, possibely taking a small 3rd world as their own

yay! an Amelie reference

this totally made my day. mmm....gnomes.

Don't forget about the pink flamingos.

only the ones entrapped by trailer homes

lol...yeah PFF.

ya gotta point there, maybe I shall start a sanctuary

My Mom has one of those concrete gooses. She likes to dress it up in a different attire for every perverted holiday.

Gnomes make good scavenger hunt finds.

FWIW, the neighborhood I grew up in was all white for years, then a black family moved in across the street. Apparently they had a sense of humor, too, 'cause they put a white lawn jockey in the front yard. I always wondered if I was the only white guy that got it.

Hey Sweater Girl, that's not kosher.

Are you serious Reactron? She really does that?? LOL

Sadly, yes Barbie. She's very festive.

"Gnomes make good scavenger hunt finds."
I've never been on a scavenger hunt *snif*

Gnome stealing is a by product of smokin da weed. Mabe Drew should buy a new gnome equiped with an anti-theft claymore and tripwire setup. I imagine that would be cheaper than going to Europe, not to mention more exciting. Imagine the fun when some assclown decideds he/she is going to be cool and snatch your crappy lawn art. Would that be considered as hilarity? I am still kinda new to fark.

I'm sure you'd pick up on it real quick, BB. Just gotta learn how much to lead 'em. Them scavengers are kinda quick footed.

Well Reactron, I'm sure the goose looks very spiffy when your mom is done playing dress-up :)

Really Barbie, it's kind of a hoot. There's Santa Goose, and Bunny Goose, and Spooky Goose, and Turkey Goose... all Goose all the time. Maybe getting older has it's perks. ;)

My mom does silly/fun things too, and it amuses me as well.
Unfortunately, she isn't as cool as your mom, 'cause she doesn't have a goose.

My mom likes to dress me up in festive garb for all of the holidays. I don't mind dressing up so much. It's the sitting around in the garden that gets old real fast.

Check your mail Barbie, and go buy your Mom a nice concrete goose. Or a gnome. Or something.

11-14-02 01:35:52 AM Andonbray
My mom likes to dress me up in festive garb for all of the holidays. I don't mind dressing up so much. It's the sitting around in the garden that gets old real fast.

Finally, the identity of Camel Toe Elvis revealed.

Reactron: wow your Santa is fantastic. You are so talented.

Lol Andonbray.



Reactron: I thought YOU were the CTE.

Thanks BB. I'm afraid I've been getting a bit festive of late myself. Not quite so festive yet to dress in rhinestones though. ;)

to sleep... perchance, to dream.

night :)

Step 1: Collect Underpants
Step 2: ?
Step 3: Profit!

Front de liberation des nains de jardin. Je ne suis pas affilie avec ceci.