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2008-04-14 02:09:43 PM
The problem is bigoted, inbred, drooling gun-nut religious whackos tend to make up a large voter demographic. It's best not to tick them off if you want to win the red states.
 
2008-04-14 02:09:53 PM
Marla Singer's Laundry: vaginal ecosystem: Marla Singer's Laundry:
You and that douchewad from Ohio can get a room any night now.

If I could find a picture of a man having trouble achieving a tumescent boner, I'd post it. A)Cheap shot? Or B) memory lane for any poor woman whose had to spend an evening with your awkward fumblings and muttered apologies?

I'm going to go with B)memory lane for any poor woman whose had to spend an evening with your awkward fumblings and muttered apologies.


Heh. I like you.

As your reward for a lively round of insults, here is a video of some true Ohio high culture: Link (new window)
 
2008-04-14 02:10:32 PM
DaCaptain19: However, consider this idea - how about an election where people don't vote on candidates?

Actually, we did that for a while, very early on.
 
2008-04-14 02:10:34 PM
Keep wallowing in bile and voting against your economic interest and for your knee-jerk issues. I'll keep mocking you for being the troglodytes you are. Booga-Booga! Gay Communist Islamofacist Liberals! Booga-Booga!

/it's fun to panic them
 
2008-04-14 02:11:04 PM
dancingsucks: Obama ranks 1 or 2 in every study I have seen as the most liberal member of the Senate. Clinton is usually 14-25 McCain is 65-75

What "studies" have you seen?

/"Hannity" is not a study, btw
 
2008-04-14 02:11:09 PM
Ardilla: Stalin, I can understand. But Lennon wrote such wonderful songs!

...uh.... I was talking about... um... Steve Lennon... Yeah, Steve Lennon- he was a well-known sheep rapist in the late 1700s. Yeah... that's the ticket.
 
2008-04-14 02:11:09 PM
Patmaniac: The Pennsyltucky Politics section of the Harrisburg reports todays PA polls showing Clinton and/or Obama handily stomping McCain.

Duh....its the Patriot.... the same paper that called Abe Lincolns comments at Gettysburg as trivial, forgettable, stupid drivel....that they did not even print. Said it was not worth the paper.

Harrisburg papers know that there are tho things called Philly and Pittsturd. Would vote Dem no matter what. The vast middle section and the unwashed northern tier are not ging to swing anything.
 
2008-04-14 02:11:53 PM
1. You're taking Obama's remarks out of context.

2. He said X, but what he obviously meant was Y.

3. It's true.

4. Just because he's listing three or four points in one sentence doesn't mean they are connected in any way.

5. You're an idiot for being offended.

Am I missing any, Obamites?
 
2008-04-14 02:12:03 PM
Marla Singer's Laundry: dancingsucks: I will not be voting for the most Liberal member of the Senate no matter what color or gender they are.

So you're going with the "Extremely Unelectable Old Guy if this is the best the Dems can do"


Fixed.

/Hope you are too
 
2008-04-14 02:12:30 PM
fifthhorseman: Keep wallowing in bile and voting against your economic interest and for your knee-jerk issues. I'll keep mocking you for being the troglodytes you are. Booga-Booga! Gay Communist Islamofacist Liberals! Booga-Booga!

/it's fun to panic them


You're just mad because the other horsemen left you off the traveling squad.
 
2008-04-14 02:12:46 PM
dancingsucks: Obama ranks 1 or 2 in every study I have seen as the most liberal member of the Senate. Clinton is usually 14-25 McCain is 65-75

How many studies have you seen?
 
2008-04-14 02:12:48 PM
TMBGfreak: Ardilla: Stalin, I can understand. But Lennon wrote such wonderful songs!

/Sorry, had to.

It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...

I am the Walrus?


I buried Paul...
 
2008-04-14 02:13:39 PM
This has been the source of some of the most broad-sweeping stereotypical horseschit I have ever had the displeasure of being exposed to.

There have been more Fark threads dedicated to not only the defense, but the vindication of Obama's farking blatant incompetence. What's next? Will Obama come out and say that anyone he deems of un-elite status will be subject to repeated pole farkings throughout his tenure? Well we all know the Fark community would rush to his aid en masse. "You piece of shiat - you're taking what he said out of context! He's saying pole farkings are a good thing!" and "What's a few thousand pole farkings when we'll all be pissing rainbows when Obama's elected God...er I mean president?"

Go ahead and flame the fark out of me. Tell me that I am of less intelligence than you simply because of your choice in presidential candidates. I can't believe you people bought it! HAHA! Hook line and sinker. This guy is a farking joke. A distraction. A farking facade.

The two other alternatives are not any better, but at least when Hillary perpetually opens her stupid trap - there is no one willing to sacrifice it all in her defense. Ah - but there was a time when your precious Clintons garnered that kind of brainless admiration. This is 1998 all over again! Except with a shiny new guy. Give it 8 or 10 years, Obama will be treated with the same disdain as Hillary is now.

I hope he gets elected, I really do. He's got no idea what he's signing up for.

/off of my meds today
//fark you too
 
2008-04-14 02:13:42 PM
Oh_Enough_Already: xen0blue: Isn't it ironic how all the people on here accuse people from small towns from being bigoted, fundie gun-nuts and when they are all bigoted pretentious assholes themselves. It's funny how you can conveniently forget how bigotry isn't limited to race. Why bash these people, they are living their lives without bothering or hurting anyone else....they just want to live their lives and be left alone.

But, if Barack Obama said it, it must be OK.

/isn't from small town
//hates hypocrites

The fundamental difference is that these hayseeds are bigoted and afraid and suspicious of us smart and educated people because they don't understand us.

They have neither the interest or, very likely, the intellectual capacity to do so.

Mediocrity recognizes nothing above itself.

We're bigoted and afraid of them because we do understand them.


Too many liberals have that same attitude. You are so full of your own ego, spewing recycled talking points like a good little sheep, that you fail to see your own intolerance, bigotry and ignorance.

But it is ok. You are a TFer. You're better than the unwashed masses.
 
2008-04-14 02:13:42 PM
Ardilla: Donny, you're out of your element!!!

that put a smile on my face for a while. thank you
 
2008-04-14 02:13:57 PM
DulceEtDecorumEst: Actually yes. It was mooslims who killed 5,000 americans on 9/11. We need to racially profile like israel does if we want to stop them from invading us again. Or maybe that is what you, and Obama, and the other defeatists want.

So should we hold all Catholics accountable for the actions of the church during the Spanish Inquisition?

Should we hold all white people accountable for the actions of Kenny G?
 
2008-04-14 02:14:09 PM
It's funny to see the anti-Obama crowd coming out in droves for a substantive discussion of a misquoted statement. They get off on ignoring the linked article and reality, both of which disagree with them.

The pieces are set, and Obama's moving in for the checkmate.
 
2008-04-14 02:14:10 PM
Relatively Obscure: How many studies have you seen?

Probably that one from a couple months ago that was debunked.
 
2008-04-14 02:14:13 PM
Everyone's Collective Imaginary Friend: Ardilla: Stalin, I can understand. But Lennon wrote such wonderful songs!

...uh.... I was talking about... um... Steve Lennon... Yeah, Steve Lennon- he was a well-known sheep rapist in the late 1700s. Yeah... that's the ticket.


Ohhh, that Lennon!

/I chuckled
//The judges will allow that explanation
 
2008-04-14 02:14:14 PM
Marla Singer's Laundry: vaginal ecosystem: Marla Singer's Laundry: LowPlainsDrifter: Marla Singer's Laundry:


So, do you always go with infantile condescension when you get caught being a (dyslexic) hypocrite? Because that's twice in a row. Also, Clint Eastwood isn't REALLY a tough guy. You may want to choose a new surrogate father figure.

"THEY hate blue-collar shmoes!" THEM!!!! THEM!!!!

Seriously, I've seen you try to provoke others into anger because you're bored (or for whatever other reason you do it, hard to say). Not taking the hook hon. Again, hope your day gets better.

Hope you keep riding without the brain-bucket.

What a sweetheart you are. If I believed in Jesus, I'd remind you that he loves you, no matter how big of a biatch you are.

Yeah, play the biatch/kunt/on-the-rag card. Original.


Wishing death by motocycle accident is kinda kunty. Of course he was being a douche as well. To avoid looking like a kunt/douche keep your arguements civil, I was agreeing with you until you started doing the same shiat as he was.

as for me.. I grind the bones of the working class to make my bread.. seethe ftw.

:P
 
2008-04-14 02:14:38 PM
danielsangeo: dancingsucks: Obama ranks 1 or 2 in every study I have seen as the most liberal member of the Senate. Clinton is usually 14-25 McCain is 65-75

What "studies" have you seen?

/"Hannity" is not a study, btw


Many Studies Many Groups Google Some Liberal Some Conservative Some in da middle it yourself. Obama, Clinton and McCains all have a track record look it up for yourself.
 
2008-04-14 02:14:56 PM
nopokerface:
You're just mad because the other horsemen left you off the traveling squad.

I'm farking answer phones, biyatch!

/not at all obscure on Fark
 
2008-04-14 02:15:25 PM
Everyone's Collective Imaginary Friend: A new study has show that elitism is caused by a neurological disorder called intelligence.

A new study has also shown that elitism works better when you limit the vote to white and/or wealthy landowning men.

/because once you give suffrage to everyone they may not listen to your enlightened viewpoint
 
2008-04-14 02:15:31 PM
Dr.Zom: funmonger: I feel sorry for your country, wracked by such retarded debate when real issues are knocking at your door with a bloody fist.

Imagine living here.


I'd love to do it for a while. No, really... you have a beautiful country filled with beautiful people. But something more than merely weird has you, something like a real-world version of the force in Yeats' famous poem about the end of the world. The hard logic of every situation gets blurred by heat, kind of like a mirage on hot asphalt.

You need water, not a mirage.
 
2008-04-14 02:15:38 PM
barjockey: /off of my meds today
//fark you too



Well that certainly explains a lot. You're a schizo.
 
2008-04-14 02:15:39 PM
barjockey: /off of my meds today
//fark you too


Turns out, you probably don't have to announce this. Self-evident.
 
2008-04-14 02:15:41 PM
Well, I just can't wait for the new lord and savior to be crowned and we can get about to the dirty business of either re-educating or executing those people who refuse to see the world correctly.
 
2008-04-14 02:16:11 PM
FishingWithFredo:
1. You're taking Obama's remarks out of context.
5. You're an idiot for being offended.

Am I missing any, Obamites?


Those two are sufficient, however I wouldn't say idiot. Somebody who sees his contextual remarks wouldn't be offended.

/you're an idiot.
 
2008-04-14 02:16:11 PM
dancingsucks: danielsangeo: dancingsucks: Obama ranks 1 or 2 in every study I have seen as the most liberal member of the Senate. Clinton is usually 14-25 McCain is 65-75

What "studies" have you seen?

/"Hannity" is not a study, btw

Many Studies Many Groups Google Some Liberal Some Conservative Some in da middle it yourself. Obama, Clinton and McCains all have a track record look it up for yourself.


So no studies.
 
2008-04-14 02:16:30 PM
dancingsucks: Many Studies Many Groups Google Some Liberal Some Conservative Some in da middle it yourself. Obama, Clinton and McCains all have a track record look it up for yourself.

Is English your first language? Or are you really just that retarded.
 
2008-04-14 02:16:40 PM
dancingsucks: Many Studies Many Groups Google Some Liberal Some Conservative Some in da middle it yourself.

What did you just say?
 
2008-04-14 02:16:48 PM
Nemo's Brother: Oh_Enough_Already: xen0blue: Isn't it ironic how all the people on here accuse people from small towns from being bigoted, fundie gun-nuts and when they are all bigoted pretentious assholes themselves. It's funny how you can conveniently forget how bigotry isn't limited to race. Why bash these people, they are living their lives without bothering or hurting anyone else....they just want to live their lives and be left alone.

But, if Barack Obama said it, it must be OK.

/isn't from small town
//hates hypocrites

The fundamental difference is that these hayseeds are bigoted and afraid and suspicious of us smart and educated people because they don't understand us.

They have neither the interest or, very likely, the intellectual capacity to do so.

Mediocrity recognizes nothing above itself.

We're bigoted and afraid of them because we do understand them.

Too many liberals have that same attitude. You are so full of your own ego, spewing recycled talking points like a good little sheep, that you fail to see your own intolerance, bigotry and ignorance.

But it is ok. You are a TFer. You're better than the unwashed masses.


What talking points?

I've said nothing that wasn't my own.

Further, regarding the TF, this subscription (just like the dozen or so others I've had) were all purchased for me by other people out of their appreciation and support for having the courage to call a spade a spade and shy away from trying to be "inoffensive."
 
2008-04-14 02:17:28 PM
This thread is just further reinforcing my theory that Marla is just Czar in disguise
 
2008-04-14 02:17:30 PM
Oh, and since everyone's taking sides: dumbass uneducated hillbillies HAVE ruined America. So to all you "Red Stater," patriotic manly-men...
Link (new window)

/and when/if it comes to Civil War 2, may the smarter, more educated man win. That would be "liberals."
 
2008-04-14 02:17:49 PM
As a committed Bible thumper, the part of this discussion I find most intriguing is Obama's inclusion of 'Religion' as the list of things a 'bitter' person turns to.

Didn't he go to Rev. Wrights church for 20 years? Does that make him one of the 'bitter' downtrodden?

If I lived in one of those some towns in PA, I would vote for Obama cause he felt sorry for me.

/Thanks for nothing
 
2008-04-14 02:18:03 PM
uselessgit: Well, I just can't wait for the new lord and savior to be crowned and we can get about to the dirty business of either re-educating or executing those people who refuse to see the world correctly.

Uh, actually, we're already doing that.
 
2008-04-14 02:18:34 PM
tzzhc4: Obama is getting cocky and starting to believe his own PR. But every time he opens his mouth he just further proves he is an idiot.

wow, you are calling a man with a degree from harvard law and idiot.

what does that make you?
 
2008-04-14 02:18:45 PM
fifthhorseman: Keep wallowing in bile and voting against your economic interest and for your knee-jerk issues. I'll keep mocking you for being the troglodytes you are. Booga-Booga! Gay Communist Islamofacist Liberals! Booga-Booga!

/it's fun to panic them


Yes, only latte liberals should vote against their economic interests in order to support working class people. Because voting against your economic interests is only foolish when poor people do it. Yay mutual contempt.

/2 party system
//big tents make for strange bedfellows
///I vote against my economic interests, though
 
2008-04-14 02:19:00 PM
vernonFL: I'm bitter because were talking about this and not the fact that Bush Cheney Rumsfeld, etc....authorized torture and should be indicted for war crimes.

Good god STFU and DIAF already!

Damn your rhetoric is REALLY farking old at this point. Do you LIKE being pointed to and laughed it? You must.
 
2008-04-14 02:19:01 PM
dancingsucks: Many Studies Many Groups Google Some Liberal Some Conservative Some in da middle it yourself. Obama, Clinton and McCains all have a track record look it up for yourself.

So, in other words, you can't actually FIND a study to support your claim?

Oh, and by the way, being the most liberal member of the senate is like being the sexiest member of the chess club.
 
2008-04-14 02:19:03 PM
uselessgit: Well, I just can't wait for the new lord and savior to be crowned and we can get about to the dirty business of either re-educating or executing those people who refuse to see the world correctly.

you're so insightful. I'm sure you will be the first to die as a danger to the new world order.
 
2008-04-14 02:20:13 PM
Oh_Enough_Already: Obama has the support of every thinking person in America.

Unfortunately, he'll need a majority to win.

Honestly, if they make you take a test to get a driver's license, shouldn't they have some sort of test to see if people are intellectually qualified to vote?

This shiat is too important to leave to the hands of the mouth-breathing knuckle-dragging rubes that constitute much of the electorate.


/your newsletter; etc.
 
2008-04-14 02:20:14 PM
uselessgit: Well, I just can't wait for the new lord and savior to be crowned and we can get about to the dirty business of either re-educating or executing those people who refuse to see the world correctly.

You sound bitter.

What I can never understand is why a certain kind of rural conservative who owns lots of guns is actually afraid that a bunch of limp-wristed hippies who can never agree on anything are suddenly going to round the honest, god-fearin' people into camps. It just doesn't make any sense at all. In fact, it kinds screams stupid.
 
2008-04-14 02:20:28 PM
Hey the guys one if not the most liberal Senators (not that theres anything wrong with that) I just won't be voting for anyone that liberal. As for the studies look them up yourselves. There are many they have this new thing called Google give it a whirl
 
2008-04-14 02:21:10 PM
barjockey: This has been the source of some of the most broad-sweeping stereotypical horseschit I have ever had the displeasure of being exposed to.

There have been more Fark threads dedicated to not only the defense, but the vindication of Obama's farking blatant incompetence. What's next? Will Obama come out and say that anyone he deems of un-elite status will be subject to repeated pole farkings throughout his tenure? Well we all know the Fark community would rush to his aid en masse. "You piece of shiat - you're taking what he said out of context! He's saying pole farkings are a good thing!" and "What's a few thousand pole farkings when we'll all be pissing rainbows when Obama's elected God...er I mean president?"

Go ahead and flame the fark out of me. Tell me that I am of less intelligence than you simply because of your choice in presidential candidates. I can't believe you people bought it! HAHA! Hook line and sinker. This guy is a farking joke. A distraction. A farking facade.

The two other alternatives are not any better, but at least when Hillary perpetually opens her stupid trap - there is no one willing to sacrifice it all in her defense. Ah - but there was a time when your precious Clintons garnered that kind of brainless admiration. This is 1998 all over again! Except with a shiny new guy. Give it 8 or 10 years, Obama will be treated with the same disdain as Hillary is now.

I hope he gets elected, I really do. He's got no idea what he's signing up for.

/off of my meds today
//fark you too


What I love about these "intellectuals" is that they are about two decades behind the "mouth breathers". They are only now complaining of media biases, race/gender cards being unfairly played and the Clintons lying. It's classic. Who knows. Maybe in about 50 more years they will catch up enough to see the value and importance of living your own life without Big Brother babysitting you and treating the entire population like they are children.

Nah.
 
2008-04-14 02:21:26 PM
sweetmelissa31: I've been into a Walmart before.. those people creep me out (the shoppers and the ones who work there). I assume this is fairly representative of middle America.

Would you like others to assume that the most ignorant people of Boston are the norm? They're there. I've seen them.
 
2008-04-14 02:21:38 PM
mattknows: vernonFL: I'm bitter because were talking about this and not the fact that Bush Cheney Rumsfeld, etc....authorized torture and should be indicted for war crimes.

Good god STFU and DIAF already!Damn your rhetoric is REALLY farking old at this point. Do you LIKE being pointed to and laughed it? You must.


Yeah! You're totally BORING people talking about the CONSTITITION and CIVILIZATION and THE RULE OF LAW and NOT BURNING WITCHES! Dude, it's so UNCOOL.
 
2008-04-14 02:21:46 PM
Oh_Enough_Already: Nemo's Brother: Oh_Enough_Already: xen0blue: Isn't it ironic how all the people on here accuse people from small towns from being bigoted, fundie gun-nuts and when they are all bigoted pretentious assholes themselves. It's funny how you can conveniently forget how bigotry isn't limited to race. Why bash these people, they are living their lives without bothering or hurting anyone else....they just want to live their lives and be left alone.

But, if Barack Obama said it, it must be OK.

/isn't from small town
//hates hypocrites

The fundamental difference is that these hayseeds are bigoted and afraid and suspicious of us smart and educated people because they don't understand us.

They have neither the interest or, very likely, the intellectual capacity to do so.

Mediocrity recognizes nothing above itself.

We're bigoted and afraid of them because we do understand them.

Too many liberals have that same attitude. You are so full of your own ego, spewing recycled talking points like a good little sheep, that you fail to see your own intolerance, bigotry and ignorance.

But it is ok. You are a TFer. You're better than the unwashed masses.

What talking points?

I've said nothing that wasn't my own.

Further, regarding the TF, this subscription (just like the dozen or so others I've had) were all purchased for me by other people out of their appreciation and support for having the courage to call a spade a spade and shy away from trying to be "inoffensive."


Where's the "that's racist" kid?
 
2008-04-14 02:21:48 PM
DulceEtDecorumEst: Everyone's Collective Imaginary Friend2008-04-14 01:58:21 PM

muslim sympathizer

I'd like a president who feels empathy, if not sympathy for members of all religions and creeds. Would you prefer a president who feels that muslims are less human or worthy of respect?



Actually yes. It was mooslims criminals who killed 5,000 americans on 9/11. We need to racially profile


What does a Muslim look like? Do they have to be "brown"?

like israel does if we want to stop them from invading us again. Or maybe that is what you, and Obama, and the other defeatists want.

Sorry, but we want to win against the people that actually attacked us. (Hint: They're not in Iraq or Iran.)
 
2008-04-14 02:22:43 PM
Everyone's Collective Imaginary Friend: DulceEtDecorumEst: Actually yes. It was mooslims who killed 5,000 americans on 9/11. We need to racially profile like israel does if we want to stop them from invading us again. Or maybe that is what you, and Obama, and the other defeatists want.

So should we hold all Catholics accountable for the actions of the church during the Spanish Inquisition?

Should we hold all white people accountable for the actions of Kenny G?


First of all, you can blame all catholics, no one expects the spanish inquisition. Second, Kenny G is part black.
Lastly, the point is that the homeland is under attack, and america is at war. our enemy is the muslims, and we have been striking at iraq ever since saddam and obama started this whole thing on 911. and if it wasnt for people like you, we could finish it quick.
 
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