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vetbridge		2002-11-13 09:07:18 AM

Everyone is making fun of this guy. But did you ever stop and think about how the biatches go walking by with their tails held high in the air? And how they stop every so often to seductively lick themselves? And how they "chew on a bone"? Huh?

Megain		2002-11-13 10:11:53 AM

so sodomizing a dog isn't torture, it's only abuse.

Vet - you might find that information handy someday

jay_vee		2002-11-13 11:01:31 AM

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal dog-sodomy.

RandyJohnson		2002-11-13 11:21:31 AM

Charges reduced in dog-sodomy case

I feel no need to click on that link. I really don't.

vetbridge		2002-11-13 11:46:01 AM

the change was made because the torture charge did not fit the alleged act against the dog

So they are saying the dog enjoyed being farked?

morden2261		2002-11-13 12:57:22 PM

Jay-Vee -- I just peed myself, way to go!

davellis		2002-11-13 12:57:27 PM

So he almost "screwed the pooch?"

Shut........UP		2002-11-13 12:57:32 PM

So it was a male dog-now he is a sick farker

sentex		2002-11-13 12:57:54 PM

Obvious cat set up if I ever saw one.

Maveno		2002-11-13 12:59:00 PM

Holy crap!! That's just sick!! What did the poor beagle do to upset him anyway?

..or maybe the dog DIDN'T upset him. Ugh, so many questions.

Chastain86		2002-11-13 01:00:32 PM

Remember: If the man didn't get bit, you must acquit.

Thanks! I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your servers.

vetbridge		2002-11-13 01:00:57 PM

No pictures?

bigdork666		2002-11-13 01:01:06 PM

I'd sue the dog

Bday55		2002-11-13 01:01:23 PM

I got a 130 lb rottweiler, I would have loved to see this guy try to sodomize him.

bump		2002-11-13 01:02:36 PM

Jay_Vee you win. ROFLMAO!!

I suppose the man could use the just trying to be polite defense - "your Honor, I was just trying to teach him to sit by pushing in his stool."

/lame.

barkingpanther		2002-11-13 01:02:46 PM

makes all the silly baby talk dog owners use with their pets seem sort of sinister now, eh?

"good dog...goood dog...who's a good girl? I said who's a good girl! Do you like your bone? Huh? Do ya?"

I am so very sorry.

fuzzygirl18		2002-11-13 01:02:59 PM

sick fark...

skinink		2002-11-13 01:03:36 PM

I think farking a dog is ten times as worse as farking a woman. You fark a woman, she wants to snuggle. But you fark a dog, then you gotta take the dog outside for a walkso he can take a shiat.

Utopian		2002-11-13 01:04:08 PM

What's with the biological bomb threat? This has taken on a new level of weirdness.

Mr_Crink		2002-11-13 01:04:26 PM

Shut........UP- Male dog named DAISY? I think you misread the story.

The guy is being held on $25,000 bail. He is apparently part of a conspiracy to plant a "Smart Bomb" at the trailer park. If that's true, I'd wager that the "Smart Bomb" is the the smartest thing in the park.

A real trailer park criminal mastermind.

Hawk24		2002-11-13 01:05:09 PM

Thank God. I've been losing a lot of sleep thinking about this.

Not.

fuzzygirl18		2002-11-13 01:05:20 PM

last night, my roommate brought over a weiner dog puppy... the jokes were very funny but cheesy... (your weiners small, your weiner rubbed me, you have a nice weiner...)
people who hurt or fark animals are bad

Sternerverse		2002-11-13 01:06:36 PM

This guy was barking up the wrong tree. The police collared him and he will have it ruff in prison when the other inmates hear his tail. He will have lots of time to paws and think about his actions since he might be in the dog house fur a long time.

-slips out doggy door-

Deschit		2002-11-13 01:07:02 PM

Bet that dog won't be humping any legs anytime soon.

Rocko67		2002-11-13 01:07:40 PM

Why did this story make me want to dig out my AC/DC Back in Black Album?

GravyForTheBrain		2002-11-13 01:08:58 PM

Violence against animals is one of the first cardinal signs of serial killers, socio and psychpaths.
Put a bullet in this guys head NOW!

CorpusDelicti		2002-11-13 01:08:58 PM

Spiffy.

lurk		2002-11-13 01:09:30 PM

Not to be pedantic, but the video linked from yesterday's article said specifically that the dog was female. One would assume that this was not actually sodomy. Not that it really makes a difference which hole was used; they were both attached to a dog.

MiracleMax		2002-11-13 01:14:11 PM

Jay_vee my co-workers came to my office concerned because I laughed so loud. Very nice.

Charges reduced?? Where is John Ashcroft when you need him? This country is going to heck in a handbasket.

rabbito		2002-11-13 01:14:58 PM

Let's hope he at least got the dog a bowl of puppy chow first, otherwise it is just wrong

-Rabb

Bday55		2002-11-13 01:15:21 PM

Hmm?

pr2		2002-11-13 01:15:35 PM

"After realizing the suspect suffered from micropenis,the chargers were dropped from animal torturing to animal abuse."

CoolBeans		2002-11-13 01:16:15 PM

Surely there are topics more deserving of a follow-up than this one??? Like, how about, 'lunar-orbit decay', or, '101 ways to clean a carburateur'...

Shut........UP		2002-11-13 01:16:18 PM

Mr_Crink...Maybe they didn't want to use the real name and thats the made up one, Daisy might have been next on the list, and next is Edwenna,...ya take that...

poot42		2002-11-13 01:16:22 PM

OK ... so no need for my lunch now ... the very idea makes me want to wommit ....

swingbozo		2002-11-13 01:17:01 PM

"Hey cellmate, my name's Bubba. What are you in for?"

"Farking a dog"

"That's pretty funny! No, really what are you in for?"

"Farking a dog"

"Well then how'd you like to get farked like a dog punk?"

nitram		2002-11-13 01:17:41 PM

i don't care what people say, rape is funny.

Goosta		2002-11-13 01:18:49 PM

Ummm.... LURK: Does it really, technically matter which hole is used when it comes to sodomy? As far as I know, men are also perfectly capable of being sodomized. I guess you've never been in prison...

Worst.Name.Ever.		2002-11-13 01:19:32 PM

".....further interviews with the dog revealed that the relationship was, indeed, consensual...."

All jokes aside, I agree with GravyForThe Brain.

Jimmycheese		2002-11-13 01:20:19 PM

"What ya in for"

"I killed my father, sister, girlfriend and mother. What about you?"

Bday55		2002-11-13 01:22:05 PM

Beagles will have sex with anything and anyone. They are the sluts of the dog world!

SadDad		2002-11-13 01:23:26 PM

I hope he used protection...blech!!!

Bday55		2002-11-13 01:25:20 PM

Darn image...

jay_vee		2002-11-13 01:26:09 PM

Bday55:- evidence:

Goosta		2002-11-13 01:29:52 PM

NOOOOOOO, Golden retrievers are the sluts of the dog world. I have one of each, and my beagle doesn't like strange men, but my golden retriever will leap right into the car of anyone who calls her. Now, it's never really the victims FAULT, but I think Sparky is ASKING for it.

pr2		2002-11-13 01:37:33 PM

where is the G-spot on a dog?

Rocko67		2002-11-13 01:41:35 PM

Is this guy married. What does his wife look like? Maybe it was just a mistake in identity? Or maybe the landlady is just upset because the guy turned her down before he went and popped her puppy...

Goosta		2002-11-13 01:43:10 PM

Jay_Vee: That is just not right, you sick, sick bastard.

berklee		2002-11-13 01:45:48 PM

Charges reduced? To what?

Foreplay? Kissing?

or......

wait for it....

heavy petting?

Prinzeugen		2002-11-13 01:46:07 PM

I think a great deal of time, frustration, and taxpayer money would be saved if anyone who was proven to have tortured man or beast for no reason except their own sick pleasure was taken off and killed somewhere. I hope they start circulating the volunteer executioner list soon.

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