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2008-04-13 12:00:36 PM
Find out at 11
 
2008-04-13 12:06:00 PM
i googled the author. apparently there is a field of study called 'exopolitics,' which begs the question that aliens are indeed visiting the earth then discusses what they want, how they govern and see the world, and how we should communicate with them.

oh so incredibly insane. i lurve the internet
 
2008-04-13 12:06:13 PM
We have met the aliens, and they is us.
 
2008-04-13 12:13:02 PM
Hell, no. They come across the border and populate our cities fairly brazenly.
 
2008-04-13 12:18:26 PM
sts-114...biatches.

wake up or stay oblivious to your fate.

-like 'albo'.

don't fear or hate the truth for the sake of hating or fearing the truth.
 
2008-04-13 12:22:07 PM
www.rogerwendell.com
 
2008-04-13 12:23:23 PM
img357.imageshack.us
 
2008-04-13 12:28:11 PM
Yes.
 
2008-04-13 12:31:12 PM
Bauer: sts-114...biatches.

wake up or stay oblivious to your fate.

-like 'albo'.

don't fear or hate the truth for the sake of hating or fearing the truth.


Thanks, Bauer.
Thank you very much for living up to your Farky Tag: "VERY Crazy Conspiracy Theorist".
 
2008-04-13 12:31:40 PM
Yes, but not the way you think

www.southparkclub.com
 
2008-04-13 12:40:17 PM
tbn0.google.com

He seems sure of it.
 
das
2008-04-13 12:44:20 PM
oldebayer: We have met the aliens, and they is us.

You're showing our age with that one.....
 
2008-04-13 01:00:25 PM
And if not, why not?
 
2008-04-13 01:04:24 PM
Is the link crazy in a funny way or crazy in an ohmygodwhydidIwastethetimetoclickonthat sort of way?
 
2008-04-13 01:07:05 PM
Eh, turns out it's crazy in a kind of "I didn't quite figure out that the X-files was a fictional series" sort of way, I can live with that.
 
2008-04-13 01:07:13 PM
img397.imageshack.us


Shhh....
 
2008-04-13 01:14:36 PM
Yeah, they used to come around quite a bit until I quit buying the Tropicana Twister...

/I seen 'em
 
2008-04-13 01:32:13 PM
It's amazing how very little survival value sanity actually has.
 
2008-04-13 01:51:32 PM
co-conspirator: It's amazing how very little survival value sanity actually has.

That's a fairly accurate summation of the Hillary campaign right now.
 
2008-04-13 01:54:45 PM
The REAL question is "Where is my personal starship?"

/happiness is the planet Earth in your rear viewscreen
//seriously, get me off this redneck planet
 
2008-04-13 01:59:55 PM
www.wfu.edu
 
2008-04-13 02:10:30 PM
Torchwood's on it
 
2008-04-13 02:12:43 PM
Bauer: don't fear or hate the truth for the sake of hating or fearing the truth

i detect alien-like typing
 
2008-04-13 02:13:00 PM
I've personally suspected Tom Cruise of being an extraterrestrial for years.
 
2008-04-13 03:25:51 PM
OK, so you caught us. What are you going to do about it?
 
2008-04-13 03:37:32 PM
Alien trifecta in play
 
2008-04-13 03:38:10 PM
Iron Man is on the case...
 
2008-04-13 03:39:22 PM
The guy might just have a point, y'all shouldn't be so close minded.
 
2008-04-13 03:42:04 PM
I'm ready for them.

That aside, I prefer warhammers over swords.
 
2008-04-13 03:43:25 PM
TheJoe03: The guy might just have a point, y'all shouldn't be so close minded.

But dont be so open minded that your brain falls out.

/extraordinary claims, require extraordinary evidence.
 
2008-04-13 03:44:52 PM
Relax, we've got until 12/22/2012 before things really get hairy.

www.scifimoviepage.com
 
2008-04-13 03:45:32 PM
giantpiraterobot: That aside, I prefer warhammers over swords.

swords ftw
 
2008-04-13 03:45:49 PM
Yes and no. Colonization doesn't begin until 2012. Right now is just prep time. There used to be a Syndicate trying to create alien/human hybrids that would survive the colonization process, along with a vaccine to stop the alien virus. They finally got a vaccine working, but they the entire Syndicate was murdered.
 
2008-04-13 03:45:55 PM
Prophetica Insipia: TheJoe03: The guy might just have a point, y'all shouldn't be so close minded.

But dont be so open minded that your brain falls out.

/extraordinary claims, require extraordinary evidence.


I understand that, the truth might be somewhere in the middle, but I've seen enough evidence to figure that aliens are in our general area. Sure there's no evidence they are trying to colonize us, but I really wouldn't be surprised.
 
2008-04-13 03:46:58 PM
MrBrightside: Alien trifecta in play


This is indeed a potential rare Alien trifecta.
 
2008-04-13 03:47:01 PM
dinosaursrock 2008-04-13 03:44:52 PM
Relax, we've got until 12/22/2012 before things really get hairy.

The Date is Set.
 
2008-04-13 03:47:08 PM
That would explain A LOT, actually.
 
2008-04-13 03:49:04 PM
Saborlas: The REAL question is "Where is my personal starship?"

/happiness is the planet Earth in your rear viewscreen
//seriously, get me off this redneck planet


...What would a Saborlas need with a Starship?

/had to.
 
2008-04-13 03:49:09 PM
No we're not, the earth is headed towards a black hole and aliens are coming to save us. Don't you nutjobs know anything?
 
2008-04-13 03:50:25 PM
i149.photobucket.com
 
2008-04-13 03:51:52 PM
Eh, if aliens want to conquer us, and they're advanced enough to get here, they'll just pause on the far side of the sun, and dump a huge cloud of mutagens in Earth orbit.

Six months later we hit the cloud.

Ten generations later we won't resist their colonization efforts...we'll BE them.
 
2008-04-13 03:52:03 PM
madcharlie:

What?

Ohhhhh . . .
 
2008-04-13 03:52:19 PM
Somebody has got some microlaser holes in their tinfoil hats: switch to emergency backup hats for your own protection.

Freakin' UFO morans.
 
2008-04-13 03:52:24 PM
TheJoe03: Prophetica Insipia: TheJoe03: The guy might just have a point, y'all shouldn't be so close minded.

But dont be so open minded that your brain falls out.

/extraordinary claims, require extraordinary evidence.

I understand that, the truth might be somewhere in the middle, but I've seen enough evidence to figure that aliens are in our general area. Sure there's no evidence they are trying to colonize us, but I really wouldn't be surprised.


Where?
Show me ONE piece of CREDIBLE evidence.

Anecdotal evidence is worthless, as the human memory has been shown to be endlessly fallible.

Aside from that, NO ONE can show you evidence of anything.

It's just giving the nutters more fuel.
They dont need any encouragement.

/Conspiracy prone personalities can be easily taken advantage of by conmen.
//teach them to think critically, not credulously.

once again;
Extra ordinary claims, REQUIRE extraordinary evidence.

/In 60+ years of this, has a solid piece of anything ever surfaced?
//what are the odds of that, if its real?
 
2008-04-13 03:52:50 PM
If you mean "are aliens coming here to stick things in our colon," I think the obvious answer here is an emphatic yes.
 
2008-04-13 03:53:35 PM

I might have a use for this afterall

img225.imageshack.us

 
2008-04-13 03:54:14 PM
Subby: "Are we covertly being colonized by aliens?"

Short answer: No.

/ Long answer: Nope.
 
2008-04-13 03:55:01 PM
giantpiraterobot: I'm ready for them.

That aside, I prefer warhammers over swords.


Those who live by the sword die by the crossbow.
 
2008-04-13 03:55:53 PM
great...another insane redneck.
he just had to be from Georgia..
 
2008-04-13 03:56:35 PM
I saw this movie already, it's called They Live.

/obey
//consume
///better not be obscure
 
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