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2008-04-13 03:56:39 PM
PunGent: Eh, if aliens want to conquer us, and they're advanced enough to get here, they'll just pause on the far side of the sun, and dump a huge cloud of mutagens in Earth orbit.

Six months later we hit the cloud.

Ten generations later we won't resist their colonization efforts...we'll BE them.


How dare you use actual logic in an X-files whackjob thread?

Sheesh. Some people's kids.
 
2008-04-13 03:57:18 PM
Theres not a giant 80 foot satellite dish sticking out of my ass.
 
2008-04-13 03:57:37 PM
www.moviesonline.ca

Approves.

/terrible movie i know
//but I went for the gore and left happy
///slashies
 
2008-04-13 03:59:06 PM
All I remember from high school algebra:
BoyzIIMen+ABC+BBD= The East Coast Family.
 
2008-04-13 03:59:40 PM
Subby: "Are we covertly being colonized by aliens?"

Asa Phelps: Yes.

Wonderduck: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*gasp*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!1!

/I love idjits! They're so entertaining!
 
2008-04-13 04:00:18 PM
www.wonkette.com

We already have proof.
 
2008-04-13 04:00:30 PM
SgtArkie: I might have a use for this afterall

Yay Postal 2
 
2008-04-13 04:00:39 PM
No.. they are guest workers not aliens. Didn't you get the memo?
 
2008-04-13 04:02:24 PM
from his blog...

"The debate rages between both civilians and military about wither ETs are friendly or unfriendly. Many abductees, abductee researchers and military consider the abducting ETs unfriendly and deceptive and I have no argument with that. However from all the evidence that I have been able to see the unfriendly types such as the Grays and dangerous Reptilians are in the minority of extraterrestrial races frequenting this planet."

this guy is insane
 
2008-04-13 04:04:23 PM
Equal time for nutjobs Sunday? Did I miss the memo?
 
2008-04-13 04:04:41 PM
i7.photobucket.com
 
2008-04-13 04:05:34 PM
Heathens. I, for one, welcome our new reptilian overlords.
 
2008-04-13 04:06:59 PM
ultraholland: This is indeed a potential rare Alien trifecta.

the third one kinda sucks, but its the studio's fault and the director goes on to make some AWESOME movies
 
2008-04-13 04:07:31 PM
Caturday Lover: SgtArkie: I might have a use for this afterall

Yay Postal 2


I just discovered this game....when I found out about the silencer, I had much fun. the bin ladens, the gary colemans , the protesters you can set on fire...this game has it all
 
2008-04-13 04:08:00 PM
"the unfriendly types such as the Grays and dangerous Reptilians are in the minority of extraterrestrial races frequenting this planet"

Heh, if he's biatching about Sectoids and Snakemen, wait until he runs into Ethereals...
 
2008-04-13 04:08:31 PM
drewsky52: from his blog...

"The debate rages between both civilians and military about wither ETs are friendly or unfriendly. Many abductees, abductee researchers and military consider the abducting ETs unfriendly and deceptive and I have no argument with that. However from all the evidence that I have been able to see the unfriendly types such as the Grays and dangerous Reptilians are in the minority of extraterrestrial races frequenting this planet."

this guy is insane


You're right. I've always found the Grays to be quite friendly. The trick is to buy them a beer.
 
2008-04-13 04:08:44 PM
Yes, and studies have shown us three things about them.

1. They come from a planet colder than ours and will do anything to lower the global temperature.

2. CO2 is poisonous to them and they want to eliminate it.

3. They are highly irrational
 
2008-04-13 04:09:13 PM
Meranath: Heathens. I, for one, welcome our new reptilian overlords.


i223.photobucket.com
I WILL DESTROY YOU!!
 
2008-04-13 04:09:49 PM
I've got one that can see. He's a tall, Caucasian male. Unarmed, wearing sunglasses.
 
2008-04-13 04:10:36 PM
Spitzer wannabe: Yes, and studies have shown us three things about them.

1. They come from a planet colder than ours and will do anything to lower the global temperature.

2. CO2 is poisonous to them and they want to eliminate it.

3. They are highly irrational


Pfft, leave us liberals out of it. It's the Grays controlling the neocons you should be worried about.
 
2008-04-13 04:11:38 PM
TheJoe03: I understand that, the truth might be somewhere in the middle, but I've seen enough evidence to figure that aliens are in our general area. Sure there's no evidence they are trying to colonize us, but I really wouldn't be surprised.

Yep. There are experts on one side who say aliens haven't visited earth, there are experts who say they have. Like with the global warming debate, there's a 50/50 chance one of them is right.
 
2008-04-13 04:11:39 PM
smells_like_meat: You're right. I've always found the Grays to be quite friendly. The trick is to buy them a beer.

And that whole probing thing? That's just how they say "Hello!"
 
2008-04-13 04:11:45 PM
Spitzer wannabe: Yes, and studies have shown us three things about them.

1. They come from a planet colder than ours and will do anything to lower the global temperature.

2. CO2 is poisonous to them and they want to eliminate it.

3. They are highly irrational


No, no. We're talking about Mexicans here, not Canadians.
 
2008-04-13 04:11:48 PM
"Are we covertly being colonized by aliens?"


Yes, but I'm sure that big fence across the border will help a lot.
 
2008-04-13 04:11:54 PM
fendrluvr: I saw this movie already, it's called They Live.

/obey
//consume
///better not be obscure


"I'm here to kick some ass and chew some bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum."

/loved the fight scene.
 
2008-04-13 04:12:44 PM
giantpiraterobot: I'm ready for them.

That aside, I prefer warhammers over swords.


i58.photobucket.com

/does not approve of Xenos
//god I'm so lonely
 
2008-04-13 04:12:54 PM
signine: Spitzer wannabe: Yes, and studies have shown us three things about them.

1. They come from a planet colder than ours and will do anything to lower the global temperature.

2. CO2 is poisonous to them and they want to eliminate it.

3. They are highly irrational

Pfft, leave us liberals out of it. It's the Grays controlling the neocons you should be worried about.


nononononono

It's anyone who isnt rich and white, like god intended.

/Didnt you read their talking points?
 
2008-04-13 04:13:39 PM
www.untebeoconotronombre.com

By the way, be sure to read Marvel's "Secret Invasion" #1 on stands now, true believers.

/Sorry, know I'm a big nerd
//but I'm not a Skrull... you trust me, right?
 
2008-04-13 04:13:51 PM
Mega Steve: smells_like_meat: You're right. I've always found the Grays to be quite friendly. The trick is to buy them a beer.

And that whole probing thing? That's just how they say "Hello!"


"We've been coming here for 50 years and performing anal probes, and all that we have learned is that one in ten doesn't really seem to mind."
 
2008-04-13 04:14:01 PM
i27.tinypic.com

Resistance is futile
 
2008-04-13 04:14:16 PM
Tinfoil hats are the tinfoil hats humans wear to keep aliens out of their brainwaves.
 
2008-04-13 04:14:24 PM
Oh is it X-Files Day? I'll go dye my hair red for the party later.
 
2008-04-13 04:17:25 PM
smells_like_meat: drewsky52: from his blog...

"The debate rages between both civilians and military about wither ETs are friendly or unfriendly. Many abductees, abductee researchers and military consider the abducting ETs unfriendly and deceptive and I have no argument with that. However from all the evidence that I have been able to see the unfriendly types such as the Grays and dangerous Reptilians are in the minority of extraterrestrial races frequenting this planet."

this guy is insane

You're right. I've always found the Grays to be quite friendly. The trick is to buy them a beer.


everyone knows that it only takes a few Newcastles to prevent unwanted butt probing and/or complete annihilation
 
2008-04-13 04:18:08 PM
It's fact; they've completely taken over Berkeley.
 
2008-04-13 04:19:21 PM
i chewed tinfoil to enhance teh singal
all i got are bloody gums.

/i can haz ice cream?
 
2008-04-13 04:20:04 PM
It's called Scientology.

Hail Xenu!
 
2008-04-13 04:20:34 PM
Are We Covertly Being Colonized By Aliens?

www.parteaz.co.uk

Si, estoy el mismo chingarara!
 
2008-04-13 04:22:12 PM
E Arkhe

I'd resist it.

/wait, no I wouldn't . . .
 
2008-04-13 04:23:08 PM
CarolynLibrarian: Hell, no. They come across the border and populate our cities fairly brazenly.


I came here for this comment, and leave satisfied.
 
2008-04-13 04:23:38 PM
PunGent

Heh, if he's biatching about Sectoids and Snakemen, wait until he runs into Ethereals...

Either way, he really needs to keep his mouth shut. We can't let people talk like this much longer
 
2008-04-13 04:23:52 PM
Day late and a dollar short. This question was posed years ago.

www.thismodernworld.org
 
2008-04-13 04:24:04 PM
Already on the case:

www.independentcritics.com
 
2008-04-13 04:24:04 PM
Sure, they're just really bad at it.

i63.photobucket.com

i63.photobucket.com
 
2008-04-13 04:24:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogXJ7YBb3NE - A Kids In The Hall sketch that seemed appropriate
 
2008-04-13 04:27:48 PM
BTW, the Greys are not friendly.

content.answers.com
 
2008-04-13 04:27:59 PM
I hope that the alien chicks are hot, and easier than earth girls.
 
2008-04-13 04:29:56 PM
Fortunately, I have these cool sunglasses that allow me to see who is really an alien.
 
2008-04-13 04:31:49 PM
TheJoe03: but I've seen enough evidence to figure that aliens are in our general area.

like what? the article is evidence-free so you must be getting your evidence from elsewhere.
 
2008-04-13 04:32:42 PM
http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Torchwood-Cast-FP2010.jpg

These guys know what's going on...
 
2008-04-13 04:33:23 PM
www.starstore.com
These guys know what's going on...
 
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