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(Pigdot)   National Enquirer thinks Jenna Bush is a lesbian   (pigdog.org) divider line 221
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2001-08-09 04:24:01 PM  
JENNA is a Clambumper? .... who would have thunk it? What Does that mean for Mommy and Daddy
 
2001-08-09 04:24:39 PM  
Hahahahaha Jonny, that's quality.
 
2001-08-09 04:26:07 PM  
Rei, you are so rebellious. I'll bet your parents are so proud of their chicken-lickin' daughter.
 
Rei
2001-08-09 04:35:24 PM  
Hisey:

There is a difference between:

I find myself compelled to agree with PsiDefect in his analysis of you as an "ass"

or misquoting to add in an insult (in Jumbotron's case)

"No, that would be books about grammer that you're referring to asshole

or, blatant, insulting attempts to rile, like:

The obvious claim to militant lesbianism juxtaposed with phallic imagery and penis references would send Freud reeling! Now that I think about it, I doubt very highly that you are gay. It is obvious that you believe you are, but maybe it is just a really bad case of penis envy. Yes, that is it, I am sure of it. You are just another sad little nut job with no self-esteem and a computer. Too bad, really.

and a sarcastic remark like:

If you have a problem with the art of conversation, I can recommend some books for you to read, that we covered in 6th grade. If its more of a problem understanding the english language, I can recommend a tutoring service to you.

Oh, but you never use sarcasm, do you Hisey?

-=rei=- were you trying to say something in your last post?


You know... looking back at your posts in other threads, you've been doing your best to try and irk me, in fact, I'm having trouble finding a single post by you today that wasn't aimed at me.

Mudfoot:

They are proud of me :) Ironicly, they're conservatives.

-= rei =-
 
2001-08-09 04:38:32 PM  
I consider myself a lesbian too.
 
2001-08-09 04:39:13 PM  
or, blatant, insulting attempts to rile, like:

Attempts? You sounds pretty riled to me ^_^
 
2001-08-09 04:42:34 PM  
First, I'm sorry that I just wasted all of that time reading through this thread.

Second, BizarreBehaviour, I'm with you on the meaning of Fark. I have fun doing it, I don't take it too seriously, and hopefully I have made a few people chuckle at my responses. If I have offended anyone, that sounds like a personal problem to me and I would recommend that you become agoraphobic, refrain from all forms of media, and commit suicide (just in case someone breaks into your house and says something that offends). Poof end of problem, no more getting offended and Fark can remain a forum for those of us who refuse to let something offend us...Bwahahahahaha.

Third, to the person who mentioned that Jenna is sleeping around with either gender--what an attrocity, after all her daddy is condemning all forms of birth control except abstinance. I would expect his progeny to espouse his belief system, otherwise he has failed as a parent (judging him by his own criteria).
 
2001-08-09 04:43:10 PM  
I never said I didn't use sarcasm. I just wasn't using sarcasm in this particular instance. Everything I have said to you I meant.

You insulted someone, then turned around and said "don't insult people in a debate; it's not proper.."

So make up your mind.

And considering I have posted in other threads than this, and you still can't find one that I didn't direct to you leads me to believe you aren't looking hard enough.
 
2001-08-09 04:44:28 PM  
I found some! I'm not gonna tell!
 
2001-08-09 04:44:58 PM  
I'm kind of new to this whole cyberspace, internet, chat board, kind of thing.

Could someone be kind enough to explain to me what "trolling" is? I tried to find it at Jargon Dictionary (info.astrian.net) had trouble downloading.

Is it normal for fark pages to turn into online versions of the Jerry Springer Show? Just curious. I'm all for wasting time while I'm at work, but I'd rather waste it on something more meaningful, like discussions about two females together . . . the females that think that's a hot idea, plus other naughty bits.
 
Rei
2001-08-09 04:51:05 PM  
Hisey:

For some reason, this quote from the bible about judging, let you be judged, keeps coming to mind, I don't know why.

I am leaving it up to you as to whether sarcasm counts as an insult, which is bad form for an argument. I personally don't consider sarcasm to be a personal insult, while I do find calling someone an "ass" to be an insult. But, you may differ. So, is using sarcasm a personal insult, Hisey? If so, then I'd wonder what would keep you from being lumped in with those who hand out personal insults, although that wonderment would be due a flaw on my part, no doubt. ;)

Also, I never stated that you *didn't* post anything not related to me, only that, in a quick search, I didn't see anything. Perhaps your (assumedly) poor vision discussed in the Jesus thread is acting up again.

-= rei =-
 
2001-08-09 04:51:17 PM  
fark shiat coont biatch ass slut shoo-be-da-do-wah

Grammar farkin blows!!!! Use it in court and in the papers. Anyone here under oath? On deadline?!? No - Then fark the rules. Get in, get your point across, get out.

And Lesbians CAN be hot, just like straight chicks can be hot too.

Take a tip from Hooper X:

"fark all that "all for one shiat", gay or straight, ugly still ugly, and some of those boys is SCARY ooooooo."
 
2001-08-09 04:52:47 PM  
Mme.Mersault:
Thanks, You have officially killed the "Mood".
I suddenly have 'empathy' for Bill Clinton.
I was all worked up on a lesbian fantasy and you show me Hillery's big arse.
 
Rei
2001-08-09 04:53:04 PM  
Rage:

Trolling is trying to irk someone else enough to make them mad, without having a point to make. For example:

he obvious claim to militant lesbianism juxtaposed with phallic imagery and penis references would send Freud reeling! Now that I think about it, I doubt very highly that you are gay. It is obvious that you believe you are, but maybe it is just a really bad case of penis envy. Yes, that is it, I am sure of it. You are just another sad little nut job with no self-esteem and a computer. Too bad, really.

That is a good example of trolling. :) A good way to respond to trolling is to either ignore it, or use it as a case study in trolling ;)

-= rei =-
 
2001-08-09 04:53:11 PM  
BB- My apologies. I understand your attempt at humor, but I find it easier to laugh at things that someone else may not take personally.

I haven't been a daily fark reader for a while, and there is a good chance Rei unwittingly elicits these kind of responses by being too sensitive and confrontational.

That said, I know a troll when I see one. Jonderson has been baiting, quoting out of context and showing his ass every chance he gets. He has admitted as much in this thread. On the other hand, Rei has been up front about her personal life and unafraid to back it up when challenged. While this site deals primarily with humorous news, there is no harm in discussing why we are laughing in the first place.
 
2001-08-09 04:55:10 PM  
"Oh, a sarcasm meter, well isn't THAT useful." or something like that.

Yo, thegrue, you find any interesting stats or links today? I know you're lurking and all.
 
2001-08-09 04:55:34 PM  
Mme.M: You Rock!!!!!!!!!
 
2001-08-09 04:56:14 PM  
 
2001-08-09 05:00:17 PM  
Useful tool for trolling:
[image from boatsmart.com too old to be available]
 
2001-08-09 05:02:45 PM  
Rei, BB: Thanks. I may try it some time. Well, maybe not.

Jonny: awesome PS. You are a master.
 
2001-08-09 05:04:01 PM  
Just gotta make sure ya don' git yer line caught in the prop.
 
2001-08-09 05:05:31 PM  
Think I'll go back to mulletsgalore.com
 
2001-08-09 05:06:56 PM  
Well... I consider myself straight... but I have on occasion dated, and been "with" another woman. I LOVE to kiss another woman in public.... hehe.... no better way to get a man's attention ;)
 
2001-08-09 05:09:35 PM  
Is there anyway I can comment on this without being killed?
 
2001-08-09 05:10:07 PM  
So, is using sarcasm a personal insult, Hisey?
Not when used correctly.

For some reason, this quote from the bible about judging, let you be judged, keeps coming to mind, I don't know why.
Me either, as I have not judged you at all. Formed an opinion, maybe, but I haven't judged you.

Perhaps your (assumedly) poor vision discussed in the Jesus thread is acting up again.
Your perception is NOT my reality.

If so, then I'd wonder what would keep you from being lumped in with those who hand out personal insults...
Self-discipline keeps me from being lumped in with anyone.
 
Rei
2001-08-09 05:10:40 PM  
Jodibug0975:

Hehe, I'll second that ;)

-= rei =-
 
2001-08-09 05:11:16 PM  
Death becomes you LordBob, that was a rhetorical question.
 
2001-08-09 05:18:45 PM  
Well, hell... In that case:
Lesbians are pretty damn cool, but, quite honestly, seeing them make out does nothing for me...
Pity me.

I don't want to take sides, but, hell... No, nevermind. I don't want to go there.
 
2001-08-09 05:19:30 PM  
KenH: Nobody's been kind enough. I'm all awake and shiat. This sucks.
 
2001-08-09 05:29:54 PM  
and in other news, Jenna Bush thinks the Enquirer's good for fish wrapping and potty training puppies
 
2001-08-09 05:36:09 PM  
We should talk more about lesbians
 
2001-08-09 05:40:34 PM  
What is a lesbian?
 
2001-08-09 05:41:56 PM  
Fish wrapping? I guess the story was true.
 
2001-08-09 05:45:08 PM  
Did someone say Lesbians?

[image from atlantic.photoisland.com too old to be available]
 
2001-08-09 05:47:34 PM  
Hey,
If you guys want to talk about important social
issues, that farking great, but this thread is about
hot one-on-one presidential poontang lipstick quasi-lesbian lovin.
 
2001-08-09 05:49:00 PM  
I think Jenna might be trying bearded clams but I also think she likes her meat. IMHO
 
2001-08-09 05:50:43 PM  
pbsaurus: i think they are from lebanon.
 
2001-08-09 05:56:20 PM  
Not to troll or anything. I have heard that most lesbos do not use any machinary. Is that some feminist stance or preference.
 
2001-08-09 06:01:58 PM  
Mme.Mersault: I stand corrected... Rather, I sit corrected.

And I'm sure you all wanted to know that.
 
Rei
2001-08-09 06:09:10 PM  
CharlieBrown:

Elaine and I never have.

-= rei =-
 
2001-08-09 06:14:25 PM  
Boobies.
 
2001-08-09 06:20:15 PM  
Not to troll or anything. I have heard that most lesbos do not use any machinary
What, are they Amish?

Sorry... Just sounded odd.

I would think using a plastic penis would kinda defeat the whole point of being a lesbian... I would also think it'd be pretty uncomfortable.

Then again, when gay-men hit on me, I take it as a compliment, so what do I know?
 
2001-08-09 06:26:32 PM  
What is Lebanon? A self help group for families of females addicted to females? Is Dick Cheney a member?
 
2001-08-09 06:27:10 PM  
Charlie: That is correct. Nor do they use eqwipment, tules, dilldoes or cukeumbers.
 
Mog
2001-08-09 06:31:39 PM  
How interesting. BizB, were you just arguing because you had a bet going? :D
 
2001-08-09 06:32:58 PM  
What, are they Amish?

lmao!
 
2001-08-09 06:36:47 PM  
I have a solution for the squabbling Farkers in this thread. Rei, Jonderson, Hisey and BB need to get together in a room for a game of strip poker. Have lots of booze available and everything will work out ok. Since I submitted this article, I feel obligated to help out. Its the least I can do. :)
 
2001-08-09 06:38:50 PM  
Pictures! I want pictures, damn it!
 
2001-08-09 06:40:07 PM  
That's a real cheap shot to denigrate the Amish. It's not like they can fight back on this forum, can they?
 
2001-08-09 06:51:55 PM  
A friend just sent me this, so might as well...

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father, who had never seen an elevator before, responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up, the the circles lit up in the reverse direction. the walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your mother."
 
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