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(Pigdot)   National Enquirer thinks Jenna Bush is a lesbian   ( divider line
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4473 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Aug 2001 at 10:41 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-08-09 10:53:54 AM  
2001-08-09 10:58:14 AM  
Anyone who has visited a U.S. Meet-Market in the past 5 years would conclude that the entire population of women are dykes. Being lesbo is "in"... or, at least pretending to be lesbo.
2001-08-09 10:58:33 AM  
my thoughts exactly
2001-08-09 11:00:10 AM  
Yes! My prayers have been answered!

2001-08-09 11:01:15 AM  
The more I learn about Jenna, the more I like her.
2001-08-09 11:07:12 AM  
Is America finally growing a culture? I'm coming over!
2001-08-09 11:07:48 AM  
Can I watch?
2001-08-09 11:08:44 AM  
speedfreak: don't come over yet, our place is a mess. give us like a half hour to pick some things up.
2001-08-09 11:12:42 AM  
Flux: Oop - has Dubya fallen off the wagon?
2001-08-09 11:20:40 AM  
Yeah, Jenna because more cool by the day...

2001-08-09 11:24:11 AM  
I find it absolutely impossible to believe that the National Enquirer used the word "Sappho".
2001-08-09 11:25:43 AM  
I am on love with Jenna Bush. ;)
2001-08-09 11:28:46 AM  
Well, damn, there go my plans for getting her drunk and and in bed.
2001-08-09 11:32:10 AM  
why is this tagged obvious?!
2001-08-09 11:40:13 AM  
Bizarre: Maybe they just pretend to be lesbian when you're around.
2001-08-09 11:40:53 AM  
MilkIt: Probably because she seemed to be having so much fun at her girlfriend's party that featured female strippers.

2001-08-09 11:45:01 AM  
Ahh, fantasy number 14. put a check mark beside it.
2001-08-09 11:49:15 AM  
At least they'll have something to do with the empty bottles now..
2001-08-09 11:51:53 AM  
She's a LUG.
Lesbian Until Graduation.
2001-08-09 11:54:02 AM  
At least she's a prettier lesbian than Cheney's daughter.

2001-08-09 11:58:05 AM  
&ltFeeding Troll>
Someguy I should be so lucky
</Feeding Troll>
2001-08-09 12:16:48 PM  
Maybe Jenna will help get pot legalized:)
2001-08-09 12:22:24 PM  
Two chicks together?! That just ain't natural. It's an abomination! Woman has got to "be" with a man! Woman cannot "be" with another woman . . . unless there's a dude there to film it. Where was the Secret Service?
2001-08-09 12:22:51 PM  
I want my money back after reading that. Click on the picture and read the other article titles. what a waste of time.
2001-08-09 12:23:30 PM  
Jenna: I'm not gay. I just act that way to get chicks... er, dudes. I ment dudes!
2001-08-09 12:24:38 PM  
Umm guys... I seem a lot of male farkers saying "Yay, she's a lesbian". This is a pretty sure mark of somebody who doesn't know any lesbians. Just in case your wondering, it doesn't increase your chances of getting her in bed.
2001-08-09 12:25:59 PM  
No pictures of her licking pussy or sucking on nipples. I whipped out my schlong for nothing.
2001-08-09 12:26:27 PM  
Man, Jenna Bush is alright with me. Any hot chick willing to kiss other chicks is absolutely cool.

Hooray for lesbians!
2001-08-09 12:27:43 PM  
Statusquo: First of all, guys don't like lesbians b/c they think it will get them laid. Lesbians are just hot to begin with.

Second of all, you're in AA? I work in AA and am sitting here typing to you near State Street and 94.
2001-08-09 12:31:00 PM  
Statusquo: No, I don't know any lesbians. This does not stop me from wanting to. You clearly know a lot, and have tried to sleep with all of them, and failed. I would not be so foolish, so please post their numbers.
2001-08-09 12:42:06 PM  
I used to have quite a few lesbian friends (particularly when I was a flight attendant - and before you ask, NO!). They were just fun to be around, and we could check out women together. Not to mention that paling around with a girl makes you more approachable by other women when they realize that you aren't dating.

To be honest though, part of my joy at the prospect of Jenna deciding that she's gay comes from the slap in the face it would be for the "religious right" and their whole "homosexuality is wrong" crusade.

2001-08-09 12:45:57 PM  
Jenna: Female Version of the Gigolo?
2001-08-09 12:49:20 PM  
From a quick search of the net, it looks like Jenna has a boyfriend, or at least, someone who went to school with her, got drunk with her, and when drunk called her from jail and referred to himself as her boyfriend.

Of course, that's hardly conclusive in the least.

I still find it funny that so many log-cabin'ers voted for Bush because of Cheney's daughter. They apparently ignored the fact that he worked strongly in support of some of the most anti-gay legislation out there ;)

-= rei =-
2001-08-09 12:58:14 PM  
3horn: So you're not gay. But honestly, did you just go bang random chicks every night or what? Seems like it would be pretty easy.
2001-08-09 01:02:00 PM  
I think it would be better if she were bisexual. That would be a bigger slap in the face to the extreme right wing supporters of Bush, especially because she could then accidentally get pregnant during a drunken orgy and secretly have an abortion.
2001-08-09 01:02:28 PM  
Fark the George Bush, the Religious Right, and all "Good ole Boys"!
Jenna, you rule!!!
2001-08-09 01:16:59 PM  
"From a quick search of the net, it looks like Jenna has a boyfriend, or at least, someone who went to school with her, got drunk with her, and when drunk called her from jail and referred to himself as her boyfriend.

Of course, that's hardly conclusive in the least."

Then why did you even bother to say it?? Cripes, and people say that *I* am inflamatory...
2001-08-09 01:18:15 PM  
Shane, sounds like it would be eh'? Maybe if I'd been with a major carrier, but working for a rehional, I was the only FA on the plane, so not much luck....

2001-08-09 01:24:16 PM  
^5 Jenna ;)
2001-08-09 01:28:57 PM  

I wanted to make sure that people here realized that this is just rumor. Why did you lash back at me pointing out another, more likely possibility?

-= rei =-
2001-08-09 01:42:25 PM  
We are talking the National Enquirer...of course it is rumor. If it was factual it would be in every newscast around the world. And I lashed back at you because your "possibility" is no more credible than the Enquirer's. (By that I mean that their sources probably amount to something in the same credibility neighborhood as "From a quick search of the net"). What is worse, and the biggest reason I lashed back at you, is because what you said is not only speculative (by your own admission) but was said purely for the purpose of provocation.
2001-08-09 01:47:30 PM  
Us log-cabin'ers are mightly pissed off!
2001-08-09 01:48:10 PM  
Shane M Lesbians are just hot to begin with.

Care to reconsider that statement?
2001-08-09 02:02:30 PM  
Seriously, Jonderson. If we believed this we'd have to believe the batboy and alien babies.
2001-08-09 02:05:02 PM  
Jonderson: Actually Rei's "possibility" is factual, Jenna's boyfriend was arrested a few months ago, and picked up from the police station by the Secret Service. I don't think her post was for provocation as much as it was to dash the hopes of the male populace.

BB: What, you have something against Elaine?

2001-08-09 02:06:12 PM  
Batboy isn't real? What about the dog face boy? No, no... nooo...
2001-08-09 02:09:44 PM  

And what grounds do you have to strike back for me making a statement, and qualifying it with "possibly"?

I said nothing wrong. I said something pertinent, and properly qualified. If you have a problem with the art of conversation, I can recommend some books for you to read, that we covered in 6th grade. If its more of a problem understanding the english language, I can recommend a tutoring service to you. :)


Be glad you didn't say that in person ;)

Seriously, though, I'm sure you're incredibly attractive in pictures where you just got drenched by a waterfall and suddenly turned around to see someone was taking a picture of you. Right?

-= rei =-
2001-08-09 02:10:59 PM  
No, if you read the accounts, he only *claimed* to be her boyfriend, and those claims were never substantiated by anyone.

Plus it would take a lot more than that to displace a typical male fantasy, and I think Rei probably knows that.
2001-08-09 02:13:40 PM  
So if I get arrested and claim to be Jenna's boyfriend, do you think the Secret Service will show up to bail me outta jail?

2001-08-09 02:14:15 PM  
If its more of a problem understanding the english language...

surely you mean:

If it's more of a problem understanding the English language...

What were those books you mentioned?!

-=-=-=-=-=-= jonny =-=-=-=-=-=-
2001-08-09 02:23:11 PM  
Perhaps she is a switch hitter?
2001-08-09 02:23:19 PM  
After seeing Radiohead last night in concert and chugging way too much coffee this morning, and chugging a mountain dew right now, I'm so completely wired. I really need something that will calm me down...

Rei, could you quote some stats about Jenna? I think that might do it.

I can feel my eyes glazing over already....aaah
2001-08-09 02:24:24 PM  
Seesh, even I wouldn't stoop this low for provocation.
2001-08-09 02:26:58 PM  
BizarreBehavior: You get the balls of the week award, my friend.
2001-08-09 02:32:08 PM  
You referred to what you said as a "possibility" first (see your post time-stamped 1:28:57), I only used your term.

You said nothing pertinent, with the exception of the last sentence of your boobies.

As far as properly qualified goes, that is precisely why I responded to your post in the first place. If your qualification is "Of course, that's hardly conclusive in the least", what you are really saying is that your claim is unsubstantiated, and should be taken as such. My point (which you have obviously missed) is that such an unsubstantiated claim serves only to provoke people. I can understand it when someone posts something and then realizes what they said was as ridiculous as what they were posting about and makes a retraction or qualification to that end, but you didn't do that. You realized that what you were saying was baseless before you posted it, and you posted it anyway! That isn't a qualification at all, it is a disqualification. For someone who claims to have an above average grasp of the English language I would have thought you would know the difference.
2001-08-09 02:37:27 PM  
Oh, and as far as your ad hominem comments on my knowledge of "the art of conversation" go, I will do you the favor of ignoring them.
2001-08-09 02:38:27 PM  
he-he... "boobies"...
2001-08-09 02:41:44 PM  

No, that would be books about grammar that you're referring to; I was referring to books about how to hold a conversation.

If you want to get really picky, you should have said "Which were the books that you mentioned?" 'What' refers to type or kind; 'Which' is used to select a subset from a set.

The proper answer to your question is:

'Sets of written, printed, or blank sheets bound together into volumes'.

-= rei =-
2001-08-09 02:44:10 PM  
Sadly the question was rhetorical, so the only correct answer would have been none at all.
2001-08-09 02:46:22 PM  
-=Rei=-, you are an ass! Now your going to tell me that there are rules to conversation? fark you. What's next, are you going to tell me that there are rules for art and music?
2001-08-09 02:47:39 PM  
"No, that would be books about grammar that you're referring to..."

You are not gaining credibility here. What you meant to say was "No, that would be books about grammar to which you are referring..."
2001-08-09 02:48:52 PM  
Jonny: Ditto "boobies". I love that filter.
2001-08-09 02:49:04 PM  
I have to agree with Jonderson..never end a sentence with a preposition.
2001-08-09 02:52:56 PM  
I'm reading this thread hoping to find a link to Jenna's boobies and all I'm getting is a FARKing english lecture.
2001-08-09 02:52:57 PM  
Correct, never end a sentence with a preposition, it should be:

"No, that would be books about grammer that you're referring to asshole"
2001-08-09 02:53:55 PM  
Can we get back on the hot wet lesbian topic, please.:>
2001-08-09 02:57:56 PM  
no..too easy..
2001-08-09 03:00:09 PM  

I believe that you meant to say:

"No, that would be books about grammar that you're referring to". The word "grammar" has no 'e'. Additionally, the act of insulting the person that you are in a discussion with is not considered to be a proper part of a discussion or debate.

-= rei =-
2001-08-09 03:00:56 PM  
Pretty, Please....
2001-08-09 03:02:11 PM  
Centurion: What's this, then? 'Romanes Eunt Domus'? 'People called Romanes they go the house'?

-= rei =-
2001-08-09 03:06:02 PM  
Testy, testy. I have to agree with ShaneM- Bizarre's comment was pretty ballsy. (Kinda funny in a mean sorta way, but ballsy). Who cares if Jenna is a lesbian or not? I still like to watch chicks kiss. Call me a man. I dunno what it is, but I like it.
2001-08-09 03:07:07 PM  
We wouldn't want to be improper in the hallowed halls of Fark now, would we?
2001-08-09 03:08:14 PM  
I love that filter. I laughed out loud when I read Jonderson talking about Rei's boobies. Then I had to explain to the Russian guy that shares an office with me why that is funny.
2001-08-09 03:19:43 PM  
Will you people pleese get off this dumb grammur thing?
2001-08-09 03:26:13 PM  
Jumbotron Yea, what -=Rei=- said! If you are going to insult, stand on the sidelines and do it like the professionals do it. If you are going to make an argument, leave the insults to others.... you jackass.
2001-08-09 03:26:46 PM  
/me sacrafices himself on the alter of bad typing skills. Oh god no, not a typo on a message board. The horror, the horror.
2001-08-09 03:28:52 PM  
-=rei=- were you trying to say something in your last post?
2001-08-09 03:30:53 PM  
This thread is stupid. People are purposely trying to aggravate Rei. That is trolling.

While I agree Rei's style of trying to deluge posts with statistics makes me think of someone trying too hard to sound intelligent, this is ridiculous.

At least she has her convictions and argues for them. But trying to bait someone like this (and not at all in a clever or witty fashion) is just pathetic. It shows you as attention starved, running back to the forum to try to rally support, pointing at this thread and saying "oooh look, I upset someone I don't even know for no good reason!"

If you don't like someone, you can say so if you really feel that is important. But then drop it. This is just a web forum and is not important at all. You are just polluting a space others may have wanted to use to actually discuss the topic.
2001-08-09 03:31:51 PM  
DrDave said:
I'm reading this thread hoping to find a link to Jenna's boobies and all I'm getting is a FARKing english lecture.

My thoughts exactly. :)
2001-08-09 03:31:57 PM  
2001-08-09 03:32:28 PM  
Having been a 'victim' of the boobies filter myself, I laughed my ass of when it was applied in the middle of some pompous ass's diatribe on what is essentially nothing.
2001-08-09 03:33:46 PM  
While I would preder a girl to be bi/bi-curious increasing my chances of the both of them) By any means, not all lesbians are hot, I've seen/met some really fat ugly ones, not all lesbians are lacey..(check out any NY lesbian bar)...
2001-08-09 03:34:19 PM  
oh, and in what really matters, Rei is correct--the boyfriend incident happened not to far from here in San Marcos, and was verified by all major news outlets, and then quickly swept under because all major news outlets here are pulling strongly for the "home team," if you know what I mean and I think you do.

But, just because she had (has) a boyfriend doesn't mean she's not a lesbian does it?

I mean, I saw Chasing Amy....
2001-08-09 03:41:13 PM  
Mojo: I think that everyone knows its trolling. I just wonder why anyone thinks its that funny.
2001-08-09 03:43:35 PM  
"the act of insulting the person that you are in a discussion with is not considered to be a proper part of a discussion or debate."

Rei: The fact that you said this after also saying "If you have a problem with the art of conversation, I can recommend some books for you to read, that we covered in 6th grade. If its more of a problem understanding the english language, I can recommend a tutoring service to you.", is pretty much all I needed to hear.

You see Rei, I came into this thread solely because I knew that you would be here. I had heard about you and your penchant for trolling, and I purposely baited you because I wanted to see if you were any good at it. You are not. Not only are your arguments poorly constructed, they are not even consistent with eachother, let alone logically consistent.

In addition, I find myself compelled to agree with PsiDefect in his analysis of you as an "ass". Your air of superiority would be at least moderately acceptable if you could back it up convincingly. As it is, it makes you appear to be quite a jerk, especially when coupled with your inconsistent arguments.

I imagine that you will have come up with a clever response to my last post by now; I hope you will understand if I do not respond to it. I am bored with you, and actually I am disappointed by you. You were talked up to be a lot more intelligent and interesting than I find you. In fact, I think the most interesting thing about you is the heap of self-contradiction which you put forth at every turn. Even your profile, which was an unexpected source of amusement for me, is this way. The obvious claim to militant lesbianism juxtaposed with phallic imagery and penis references would send Freud reeling! Now that I think about it, I doubt very highly that you are gay. It is obvious that you believe you are, but maybe it is just a really bad case of penis envy. Yes, that is it, I am sure of it. You are just another sad little nut job with no self-esteem and a computer. Too bad, really.

Ok everyone, back to talking about Jenna's Bush escapades. Um, I mean Jenna Bush's escapades.
2001-08-09 03:44:10 PM  
MonkeyMinded brings up an interesting point, one in which I am actualy interested in Rei's opinion :) If a woman has a boyfriend, then switches teams (so to speak) how long is she considered Bisexual before she is classified as a lesbian.

And BizarreBehavior, Bite Me :)
2001-08-09 03:44:26 PM  
The Boyfriend thing actually happened at TCU, Fort Worth.
The School Deans were all happy b/c TCU got national exposure and it wasn't negative (For TCU).
2001-08-09 03:46:05 PM  

So you ruined this thread on purpose? Booo!
Damn trolls.
2001-08-09 03:46:50 PM  
I love Freudian typos!
2001-08-09 03:48:05 PM  
well.... i'm a woman, and yes, watching two women kiss is really hot ;)
2001-08-09 03:49:42 PM  
I just like girls pretty much. They are so much better than my hand.
2001-08-09 03:52:57 PM  
Maybe I'm wrong, but BizarreBehavior's comment looks like a little boy saying a girl is yucky just because she hasn't fallen madly in love with him on a message board. To be honest, I can't say from the picture whether Rei would be attractive or not because personality and the way a person carries themself makes such a huge difference.

Maybe BB and his ilk should just go back to their Pamela Lee mpeg's and crusty socks and leave the message board to people who actually have something to say.

Of course an entire thread about which gender Jenna prefers to boink is pointless enough in its own right to spark a discussion on the proper use of english, simply because mature people shouldn't give a rats ass either way.

What this town needs is an enema.
2001-08-09 03:59:46 PM  
LonMabonJovi Mature? Whoever said such a thing?
2001-08-09 04:04:52 PM  
2001-08-09 04:06:30 PM  
Whew! Just in time.

Thanx, Drew. This was getting ugly.
2001-08-09 04:08:17 PM  

Elaine's dated men before. She considers herself a lesbian. I've never dated a man, and yet consider myself bisexual. Its all up to who you feel attracted to.


1) I never once even tried to claim I was more intelligent than anyone here. You attacked a perfectly reasonable post of mine pointlessly. I pointed out that if you don't understand the use of English, its not my problem. You then diverted this into a diatribe on grammar.

2) Can you manage to go through a single post without resorting to personal insults?

3) I care what you think about me this much:

[image from too old to be available]

And you're dropping quickly ;)

-= rei =-
2001-08-09 04:12:59 PM  
Hisey- Boy is my face red! I forgot the internet is the place where grown up people can behave like retarded children without concequence.
2001-08-09 04:15:35 PM  
LonMabonJovi My message was the opposite of what you state. Little boys have this fantasy about lipstick lesbians that they see in porn movies and picutes they download from the internet. In reality, lesbians are couples who are trying to find lasting relationships just like heterosexuals. I have a firm grasp on reality.

As to being upset that someone hasn't fallen in love with me on a message board, that's just absurd. I'm not here for affirmation. I'm here to have fun. If people like me, great; if not, so farking what. I've made a couple of acquaintances on fark. I never even expected that much from the site when I first visited. So, if the world were to end tomorrow, I would have to say that I'm better for having found
If i've spoiled anyone's fun, I'm sorry from the bottom of my heart. If I've made anyone chuckle, mission accomplished.
2001-08-09 04:15:49 PM  
"the act of insulting the person that you are in a discussion with is not considered to be a proper part of a discussion or debate."

"If you have a problem with the art of conversation, I can recommend some books for you to read, that we covered in 6th grade. If its more of a problem understanding the english language, I can recommend a tutoring service to you."

Your own words, Rei, so don't talk about insulting people. It's hypocritical at the very least.
2001-08-09 04:17:08 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2001-08-09 04:24:01 PM  
JENNA is a Clambumper? .... who would have thunk it? What Does that mean for Mommy and Daddy
2001-08-09 04:24:39 PM  
Hahahahaha Jonny, that's quality.
2001-08-09 04:26:07 PM  
Rei, you are so rebellious. I'll bet your parents are so proud of their chicken-lickin' daughter.
2001-08-09 04:35:24 PM  

There is a difference between:

I find myself compelled to agree with PsiDefect in his analysis of you as an "ass"

or misquoting to add in an insult (in Jumbotron's case)

"No, that would be books about grammer that you're referring to asshole

or, blatant, insulting attempts to rile, like:

The obvious claim to militant lesbianism juxtaposed with phallic imagery and penis references would send Freud reeling! Now that I think about it, I doubt very highly that you are gay. It is obvious that you believe you are, but maybe it is just a really bad case of penis envy. Yes, that is it, I am sure of it. You are just another sad little nut job with no self-esteem and a computer. Too bad, really.

and a sarcastic remark like:

If you have a problem with the art of conversation, I can recommend some books for you to read, that we covered in 6th grade. If its more of a problem understanding the english language, I can recommend a tutoring service to you.

Oh, but you never use sarcasm, do you Hisey?

-=rei=- were you trying to say something in your last post?

You know... looking back at your posts in other threads, you've been doing your best to try and irk me, in fact, I'm having trouble finding a single post by you today that wasn't aimed at me.


They are proud of me :) Ironicly, they're conservatives.

-= rei =-
2001-08-09 04:38:32 PM  
I consider myself a lesbian too.
2001-08-09 04:39:13 PM  
or, blatant, insulting attempts to rile, like:

Attempts? You sounds pretty riled to me ^_^
2001-08-09 04:42:34 PM  
First, I'm sorry that I just wasted all of that time reading through this thread.

Second, BizarreBehaviour, I'm with you on the meaning of Fark. I have fun doing it, I don't take it too seriously, and hopefully I have made a few people chuckle at my responses. If I have offended anyone, that sounds like a personal problem to me and I would recommend that you become agoraphobic, refrain from all forms of media, and commit suicide (just in case someone breaks into your house and says something that offends). Poof end of problem, no more getting offended and Fark can remain a forum for those of us who refuse to let something offend us...Bwahahahahaha.

Third, to the person who mentioned that Jenna is sleeping around with either gender--what an attrocity, after all her daddy is condemning all forms of birth control except abstinance. I would expect his progeny to espouse his belief system, otherwise he has failed as a parent (judging him by his own criteria).
2001-08-09 04:43:10 PM  
I never said I didn't use sarcasm. I just wasn't using sarcasm in this particular instance. Everything I have said to you I meant.

You insulted someone, then turned around and said "don't insult people in a debate; it's not proper.."

So make up your mind.

And considering I have posted in other threads than this, and you still can't find one that I didn't direct to you leads me to believe you aren't looking hard enough.
2001-08-09 04:44:28 PM  
I found some! I'm not gonna tell!
2001-08-09 04:44:58 PM  
I'm kind of new to this whole cyberspace, internet, chat board, kind of thing.

Could someone be kind enough to explain to me what "trolling" is? I tried to find it at Jargon Dictionary ( had trouble downloading.

Is it normal for fark pages to turn into online versions of the Jerry Springer Show? Just curious. I'm all for wasting time while I'm at work, but I'd rather waste it on something more meaningful, like discussions about two females together . . . the females that think that's a hot idea, plus other naughty bits.
2001-08-09 04:51:05 PM  

For some reason, this quote from the bible about judging, let you be judged, keeps coming to mind, I don't know why.

I am leaving it up to you as to whether sarcasm counts as an insult, which is bad form for an argument. I personally don't consider sarcasm to be a personal insult, while I do find calling someone an "ass" to be an insult. But, you may differ. So, is using sarcasm a personal insult, Hisey? If so, then I'd wonder what would keep you from being lumped in with those who hand out personal insults, although that wonderment would be due a flaw on my part, no doubt. ;)

Also, I never stated that you *didn't* post anything not related to me, only that, in a quick search, I didn't see anything. Perhaps your (assumedly) poor vision discussed in the Jesus thread is acting up again.

-= rei =-
2001-08-09 04:51:17 PM  
fark shiat coont biatch ass slut shoo-be-da-do-wah

Grammar farkin blows!!!! Use it in court and in the papers. Anyone here under oath? On deadline?!? No - Then fark the rules. Get in, get your point across, get out.

And Lesbians CAN be hot, just like straight chicks can be hot too.

Take a tip from Hooper X:

"fark all that "all for one shiat", gay or straight, ugly still ugly, and some of those boys is SCARY ooooooo."
2001-08-09 04:52:47 PM  
Thanks, You have officially killed the "Mood".
I suddenly have 'empathy' for Bill Clinton.
I was all worked up on a lesbian fantasy and you show me Hillery's big arse.
2001-08-09 04:53:04 PM  

Trolling is trying to irk someone else enough to make them mad, without having a point to make. For example:

he obvious claim to militant lesbianism juxtaposed with phallic imagery and penis references would send Freud reeling! Now that I think about it, I doubt very highly that you are gay. It is obvious that you believe you are, but maybe it is just a really bad case of penis envy. Yes, that is it, I am sure of it. You are just another sad little nut job with no self-esteem and a computer. Too bad, really.

That is a good example of trolling. :) A good way to respond to trolling is to either ignore it, or use it as a case study in trolling ;)

-= rei =-
2001-08-09 04:53:11 PM  
BB- My apologies. I understand your attempt at humor, but I find it easier to laugh at things that someone else may not take personally.

I haven't been a daily fark reader for a while, and there is a good chance Rei unwittingly elicits these kind of responses by being too sensitive and confrontational.

That said, I know a troll when I see one. Jonderson has been baiting, quoting out of context and showing his ass every chance he gets. He has admitted as much in this thread. On the other hand, Rei has been up front about her personal life and unafraid to back it up when challenged. While this site deals primarily with humorous news, there is no harm in discussing why we are laughing in the first place.
2001-08-09 04:55:10 PM  
"Oh, a sarcasm meter, well isn't THAT useful." or something like that.

Yo, thegrue, you find any interesting stats or links today? I know you're lurking and all.
2001-08-09 04:55:34 PM  
Mme.M: You Rock!!!!!!!!!
2001-08-09 04:56:14 PM  
2001-08-09 05:00:17 PM  
Useful tool for trolling:
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2001-08-09 05:02:45 PM  
Rei, BB: Thanks. I may try it some time. Well, maybe not.

Jonny: awesome PS. You are a master.
2001-08-09 05:04:01 PM  
Just gotta make sure ya don' git yer line caught in the prop.
2001-08-09 05:05:31 PM  
Think I'll go back to
2001-08-09 05:06:56 PM  
Well... I consider myself straight... but I have on occasion dated, and been "with" another woman. I LOVE to kiss another woman in public.... hehe.... no better way to get a man's attention ;)
2001-08-09 05:09:35 PM  
Is there anyway I can comment on this without being killed?
2001-08-09 05:10:07 PM  
So, is using sarcasm a personal insult, Hisey?
Not when used correctly.

For some reason, this quote from the bible about judging, let you be judged, keeps coming to mind, I don't know why.
Me either, as I have not judged you at all. Formed an opinion, maybe, but I haven't judged you.

Perhaps your (assumedly) poor vision discussed in the Jesus thread is acting up again.
Your perception is NOT my reality.

If so, then I'd wonder what would keep you from being lumped in with those who hand out personal insults...
Self-discipline keeps me from being lumped in with anyone.
2001-08-09 05:10:40 PM  

Hehe, I'll second that ;)

-= rei =-
2001-08-09 05:11:16 PM  
Death becomes you LordBob, that was a rhetorical question.
2001-08-09 05:18:45 PM  
Well, hell... In that case:
Lesbians are pretty damn cool, but, quite honestly, seeing them make out does nothing for me...
Pity me.

I don't want to take sides, but, hell... No, nevermind. I don't want to go there.
2001-08-09 05:19:30 PM  
KenH: Nobody's been kind enough. I'm all awake and shiat. This sucks.
2001-08-09 05:29:54 PM  
and in other news, Jenna Bush thinks the Enquirer's good for fish wrapping and potty training puppies
2001-08-09 05:36:09 PM  
We should talk more about lesbians
2001-08-09 05:40:34 PM  
What is a lesbian?
2001-08-09 05:41:56 PM  
Fish wrapping? I guess the story was true.
2001-08-09 05:45:08 PM  
Did someone say Lesbians?

[image from too old to be available]
2001-08-09 05:47:34 PM  
If you guys want to talk about important social
issues, that farking great, but this thread is about
hot one-on-one presidential poontang lipstick quasi-lesbian lovin.
2001-08-09 05:49:00 PM  
I think Jenna might be trying bearded clams but I also think she likes her meat. IMHO
2001-08-09 05:50:43 PM  
pbsaurus: i think they are from lebanon.
2001-08-09 05:56:20 PM  
Not to troll or anything. I have heard that most lesbos do not use any machinary. Is that some feminist stance or preference.
2001-08-09 06:01:58 PM  
Mme.Mersault: I stand corrected... Rather, I sit corrected.

And I'm sure you all wanted to know that.
2001-08-09 06:09:10 PM  

Elaine and I never have.

-= rei =-
2001-08-09 06:14:25 PM  
2001-08-09 06:20:15 PM  
Not to troll or anything. I have heard that most lesbos do not use any machinary
What, are they Amish?

Sorry... Just sounded odd.

I would think using a plastic penis would kinda defeat the whole point of being a lesbian... I would also think it'd be pretty uncomfortable.

Then again, when gay-men hit on me, I take it as a compliment, so what do I know?
2001-08-09 06:26:32 PM  
What is Lebanon? A self help group for families of females addicted to females? Is Dick Cheney a member?
2001-08-09 06:27:10 PM  
Charlie: That is correct. Nor do they use eqwipment, tules, dilldoes or cukeumbers.
2001-08-09 06:31:39 PM  
How interesting. BizB, were you just arguing because you had a bet going? :D
2001-08-09 06:32:58 PM  
What, are they Amish?

2001-08-09 06:36:47 PM  
I have a solution for the squabbling Farkers in this thread. Rei, Jonderson, Hisey and BB need to get together in a room for a game of strip poker. Have lots of booze available and everything will work out ok. Since I submitted this article, I feel obligated to help out. Its the least I can do. :)
2001-08-09 06:38:50 PM  
Pictures! I want pictures, damn it!
2001-08-09 06:40:07 PM  
That's a real cheap shot to denigrate the Amish. It's not like they can fight back on this forum, can they?
2001-08-09 06:51:55 PM  
A friend just sent me this, so might as well...

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father, who had never seen an elevator before, responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up, the the circles lit up in the reverse direction. the walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your mother."
2001-08-09 07:11:59 PM  
Maybe I just not doing it right...
But every lady that I have had the pleasure of "kissing", has only let it go on for about 3-4 minutes max. After that they NEED my friend. I guess I can't see how just 2 ladies can get the whole job done without investing A LOT of time.
2001-08-09 07:19:14 PM  
The brain is the most erogenous organ. Emotion and intimacy are not just physical.
2001-08-09 07:21:57 PM  
How about some more pictures of lesbians? Preferably ones that look like "Everyday Hotties"
2001-08-09 07:27:06 PM  
Tooney: LOL
2001-08-09 07:28:57 PM  
Mog I never argued with Rei once. I did defend myself against LonMabonJovi's attempt at a flame/troll in my direction; however, as I said, Fark is about fun for me.

As you might already know:
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Amazing that this hasn't been posted in here yet.
2001-08-09 07:28:57 PM  
Charlie: What is your friend's name and how many of your "ladies" did he make off with?
2001-08-09 07:32:57 PM  

"investing a lot of time"?
Oy, how long do you think it takes to use your hands?

-= rei =-
2001-08-09 07:34:08 PM  
Damit Tooney. LOL
2001-08-09 07:35:19 PM  
Kissing for 3-4 minutes? Yeah, I could see why they wanted your friend instead...

Oh, wait... Quotes denote euphemism.

Is this board so up-tight we have to beat around the bush?
2001-08-09 07:37:13 PM  
What? A straight male using his hands when he can call his friend in to finish the job?

No way, never happen...
2001-08-09 07:38:00 PM  
I couldn't tell you how long you take.
One round = 30 minutes
Two rounds = 45 minutes

Solo = 10 minutes
2001-08-09 07:39:37 PM  
Is GWB so uptight that he has to beat around the bush?

Sorry just had to bring it back on topic, which was what again?
2001-08-09 07:53:41 PM  
Ha ha ha ha its about time that rei dick was put in his place! WELL DONE JONDERSON I COULDNT AGREE MORE!!

Rei you are a hypocrite! - do what i say dont do what i do!
2001-08-09 07:59:32 PM  
I think the topic was how Bush might enjoy beating around the bush...
2001-08-09 08:01:13 PM  
I would think that lesbians would have the same need for a "friend" that other women have. So why don't they use any tools? Is it a Feminist thing?
2001-08-09 08:02:30 PM  
Why use powertools when a finger or four can do the same job?
2001-08-09 08:06:39 PM  
Has anyone seen the bondage .avi with the champagne bottle. One question, did she get peritonitis?
2001-08-09 08:12:46 PM  
Hmm, my last post didn't make it up, that's strange.


Why would we need a "friend"? I think you have a strange concept going on here. Let me try to explain, using my personal experience, in as Safe-For-Work terminology as I can.

1. One at a time, so you're either focused on giving or receiving (don't have to focus on both at once, its a very nice thing).

2. Hands (variable number of fingers), or tongue, or both.

When giving, the only goal is the pleasure of your partner. Thus, there's no need for a "friend" - you pleasure her as long as she still needs more. :)

Afterwards, lots of cuddling :)

-= rei =-
2001-08-09 08:13:44 PM  
I don't think fingers are the same as the hot beef injection
2001-08-09 08:16:42 PM  
Peritonitis! ooooooo ouch! the cork pop did it? arghhhh I've seen soo much of that shiat in my life and it is horrible!
2001-08-09 08:21:11 PM  
You're right, it's not.
That's pretty much the whole point, I would think...
They aren't the same, but they can evoke a simular, if not more, ammout of pleasure as Mr. Winky.
Toys are also different from Mr. Happy, yet they too can evoke different types and ammounts of pleasure, depending on who uses them and other garbage.

The only thing Willy The One Eyed Wonder Worm can do that these cannot, beyond spurting fluid, is allow one to write ones name in the snow with ease.
2001-08-09 08:24:53 PM  
I am not saying that you need or even want a man.
And again maybe I am doing it all wrong, but
I think I would have a real frustrated mate if there wasn't a final act.
2001-08-09 08:27:37 PM  
CB: It all comes down to the fact that your mate isn't a lesbian, and so enjoys the feel of Mr. Happy.
2001-08-09 08:35:43 PM  
Actually, it all boils down to the fact that no straight male can fully understand the way a woman thinks and feels.
2001-08-09 08:36:26 PM  
I'm suddenly wishing my fark login was Mr. Happy
2001-08-09 08:43:26 PM  
2001-08-09 08:43:43 PM  
The limiting reagent here is the two minds. The emotional connection, the fantasies, are far more important than the physical act. The physical act breaks down to receptors being stimulated. There are neural pathways emanating from the brain which add to the simple reflexive action of stimulating erogenous receptors. This is why certain people can get off just listening to auditory stimulation or just using visual stimulation. The tactile stimulation can and will be futile without a mental component. For example I can touch tactilely stimulate my glans and invoke thoughts of (insert sexual turnoff here)and display no arousal. True, if you are a teenage male you probably can't do this but just wait a few years and it will be possible. Now what was the subject of this thread, I think I seem to have forgot...oh yeah we were talking about lesbian bush....(boinggggggg).
2001-08-09 08:45:17 PM  
DaleP: You know that you can have multiple logins don't you.
2001-08-09 08:56:35 PM  
2001-08-09 09:03:17 PM  
"Willy The One Eyed Wonder Worm"

lol. I'll have to remember that one.
2001-08-09 09:30:15 PM  
After a couple hours and with enough coaxing, Mr. Worm just may rear his ugly head. Sorry but I couldn't resist, call me Sybil.....(light bulb fires up).
2001-08-09 09:39:27 PM  
Political strategy at it's best. Let this rumor bubble away on the back burner for a couple more years then when George Bush fires up his re-election campaign, start racking up the gay & lesbian votes. No dimpled chads in 2004. No sir. Sweep the board W. Nice plan.
2001-08-09 09:44:56 PM  
Damn BigP,

If you tell everyone here on Fark you'll ruinerate it. Like my pappy always told me, too many kooks spoil the porrige on your family or somthun like that.
2001-08-09 10:00:36 PM  
gee gosh golly like we didnt see that coming whooo
2001-08-09 10:09:41 PM  
Ok, I didn't read this thread today because I thought, who cares if Jenna's a lesbian?. Then tonight I noticed how many posts there were and thought the topic must have gone off track and might be interesting. Then I start to read about Jonderson is. And then I hear Rei say that lesbians don't use toys? My lesbians use toys: strap ons, dildos, whatever it takes. Why would you limit yourself to the digits?
2001-08-09 10:11:19 PM  
That's supposed to read, "what an ass Jonderson is."
2001-08-09 10:14:24 PM  
"My Lesbians"?
2001-08-09 10:18:56 PM  
My friends...I call them "my lesbians". It's a term of endearment...I swear! :)
2001-08-09 10:23:29 PM  

Ok, I have to ask... "Your lesbians"?? :)

I said that we (Elaine and I) don't use toys. There's no particular reason, we're just quite happy with our sex life the way it is :)

-= rei =-
2001-08-09 10:26:10 PM  
Alright.....When I am with a woman....The best part is the start... just the kiss... lots of tongue. The oral is great, and definitley one at a time like Rei said! 69 is not good for me with another woman... when i'm receiving, i just want to relax and enjoy! Sometimes we will add a vibe... or even better, a double dong. When we use a double, we always face each other... one has their legs around the other... you can reach each other's clits in this position....

Yes... it can take a little time... but that's how we like it ;)

And yes.... I like men very much... and mostly date men. :)
2001-08-09 10:35:23 PM  
WorldC: Welcome to the thread! Can I be one of your lesbians then? :}

JodieB: Thanks for sharing, now I have some great imagery to spice up my sex life with the wife!
2001-08-09 10:38:07 PM  
MysticJ: If you're still out there I'm trying but

New accounts can't post right away, sorry; try again in a little bit. Tastes like chicken.
You need a login name to submit comments.
Our privacy policy is that we don't give out user info.

oh well.
2001-08-09 10:39:13 PM  
Pbsaurus: I always welcome new lesbians into my, even if they're guys? Why not...
2001-08-09 10:43:23 PM  
happening to know a couple of lesbians (my mother and her girlfriend), and also being straight myself, i find myself asking... where the hell was this huge bunch of comments going? heh. i read most of it and little of it made any sense or any point whatsoever... imho
2001-08-09 10:45:22 PM  
Wow. I go eat some General Tso's chicken and look what happened..
2001-08-09 10:48:41 PM  
well aint that a biatch, why dont you write about ME? big whoop, im bisexual, so write about me! me me me! why wont you? oh yeah, im not the president's daughter. lol, i wonder if i wrote to a newspaper and was like, dude, i just hooked up with a girl, it was my first time, will you write about it? haha, i am going to go do that. i dont know how, but 2morrow, in the paper ill find wherever it is that you can send in whatever...ill try my best! and ill let you farkers know how it goes! hey, if jenna got it, why cant i?? oh yeah, im not the president's daughter. but im a professor's daughter! is that good enough?
2001-08-09 10:54:01 PM  
mmmm. General Tso's chicken.
2001-08-09 10:54:55 PM  
2001-08-09 10:58:17 PM  
Jodi... Wow...., Wow....
2001-08-09 10:58:23 PM  
the most beautiful thing in the world is two women, one on top of the other, grinding their clits/pussies together.

i've got that porn, and its very, very, very, very prized.
(flashpoint being the porn in question)
2001-08-09 11:02:35 PM  
Who here speaketh evil upon my kinfolk?

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2001-08-09 11:03:06 PM  
FLBB: Huh? Trying what? I'm confused....
2001-08-09 11:14:48 PM  
Well duh.

I mean, geez, if she ever wanted to get into porn, she wouldn't even need to change her name!

Jenna Bush! She was born to be a lesbo porn star!
2001-08-09 11:25:24 PM  
Rant mode on.

A recent search on Google suggests that 75% of the First Daughters from 1800-1840 were, in fact, raging bull dykes. An extenstion of this data suggests that there is, at best, a 30% chance thereof of either Jenna or Barbara Bush being a raging bull dyke. From my personal experience, I find that Jenna is a bit too loose around the collar to be a raging bull dyke porn star. Barbara, however, fits my criteria for being a raging bull dyke very well, in my opinion. The criteria are as follows:

1. Google told me so.
2. I believe this to be true.
3. I get turned on thinking about Barbara when I drop 50 valium and down 2 fifths of vodka.

Please don't answer back as I'll come up with some more crap to spew out like a broken gas station toilet.

Rant mode off.

(^: shiathead :^)
2001-08-09 11:28:26 PM  
Hey! There's a lesbian in my profile!!
2001-08-09 11:32:31 PM  
~~ Stink Alert ~~

That picture on that site of Jenna faling into her drunken friend is "Priceless"! It almost justifies all those cases of 'date rape' that get reported.

[cliche]Been there, done that![/cliche]
(Err.. To clarify, I have seen girls out of control. Not "done" date rape. Just partied a lot like Dubya. I was usually too drunk to do anything sexual in college. I just yelled "More beer!")

~ Pinky ~

P.S. (what ever happened to Priceless anyways?)
P.S. What the hell did I just say?
P.S. Should I be punished for those awful thoughts I just had?
2001-08-09 11:41:31 PM  
*looks over as Rei carries in a huge basket full of reality*

2001-08-10 12:09:09 AM  
Wow I love this... Jenna just gets better and better.

I mean the girl I am seeing has been seen making out with lots of girls. Hell I love to watch her make out with another girl, its a real big turn on for me.

But then I am not with the First Daughter now am I?

I am sure that Dubya knows all about this but cannot do anything to punish her for it because that would be admitting that his daughter is not a pure sweet little girl. And it would also reflect badly on him being the leader of the religious reich and all.

I just have to say I love Jenna, she's great.
2001-08-10 12:50:58 AM  
Arguments kick ass. Especially when they involve lebiansssssss
2001-08-10 12:51:38 AM  
I think I just fell asleep on my s button.
2001-08-10 01:00:33 AM  
[image from too old to be available]

Go! Go! Go!
2001-08-10 01:10:12 AM  
IABLToaster: Sure I'll write about you anytime :} If you want attention I'll be glad to oblige. You just need to come into the threads at a more opportune time for me. You posted right after I left work and now I just have a couple of minutes to get caught up with farking before I go to bed--long day tomorrow. But I'll write stuff about you next time we wind up in a thread together.
2001-08-10 01:24:50 AM  
I wanna see Hisey and Rei kiss and make up. Please?
2001-08-10 02:53:47 AM  
But I don't understand the bull dyke or femme thing. I mean if your a woman who likes women, why would you want to be with someone who is trying to resemble a man? And the reverse goes for gay men, why would a gay guy want to be with a man that acts feminine? It just seems like a contradiction.

And before the flames start, I don't have any problem with people following their sexuality. I just don't understand dykes and femmes.

(well ok, I can't stand femmes, but thats only because I deal with enough drama queens already, not because of their sexual orientation =])
2001-08-10 03:44:53 AM  
I don't understand why het women go for the he-man types either, but you're not getting on their case, am I right?

There's liking masculine or feminine behavior, and liking male or female partners. They don't always coincide. Deal.
2001-08-10 04:20:55 AM  
this thread is retarded. i think this post breaks the 300 mark....

i hope everyone feels good about themselves......maybe this'll make into the top 5
2001-08-10 05:32:10 AM  
If you sign my guestbook, you see thousands of lesbians. NICOLE KIDMAN CARPET MUNCHING DEMI MOORE OH MY.
HPZ [TotalFark]
2001-08-10 07:23:29 AM  
your favorite band sucks
2001-08-10 12:14:19 PM  
By popular demand the debut of Mr. Wonderworm. Thank you, thank you, you are too kind.....
2001-08-10 12:15:08 PM  
Who let him out?
2001-08-11 06:02:31 AM  
Late, but better than never: Sybil - I don't hink there are too many people who can instantly create new handles @ Fark ....
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