shanrick: Who names their store:
Noun 1. minge - vulgar term for a woman's pubic hair or genitals

Only in the UK.
Americans name girls "Fanny" as well.
And boys "Randy".

Was an M.C. Pee-Pants CD found on them?

I can't believe that she broke into the store with her baby.
I mean, I can't believe she has a baby.
I mean, I can't believe someone farked that wildebeest.

Where da fat white womenz at?

Willy Wonka II: Willy Wonka's Revenge

/approves

Why the hell is that thing reproducing?

Stick 'em up.

+1 subby for labeling the mug shot so well.


Need candy.
Need candy NOW.

shanrick: Who names their store:
Noun 1. minge - vulgar term for a woman's pubic hair or genitals

Only in the UK.
Americans name girls "Fanny" as well.
And boys "Randy".

And Roger. A Randy Roger in the Fanny Minge.

Came here to laugh at "Minges" Candy Store and wasn't disappointed.

Minges?

Oscar Mike Golf, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot ...

shanrick: Officers believe 19 year old Christine Ruther and three others broke a window to get inside Minges Candy Store on Court Street in Downtown Cincinnati at 1:00 a.m.

Who names their store:
Noun 1. minge - vulgar term for a woman's pubic hair or genitals
crotch hair, pubic hair, bush - hair growing in the pubic area
female genital organ, female genitalia, female genitals, fanny - external female sex organs; "in England `fanny' is vulgar slang for female genitals"

*shrug* Meaningless in US English. You try naming something- anything- with a name that isn't a vulgar reference in some English speaking country. I doubt you'll succeed.

I want candy, bubble gum, and taffy
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy
Got my pennies saved so I'm her sugar daddy
I'm her Hume Cronyn and she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy!

put it in a pile, split it with my bitty 50/50 down the line
kinda like close encounters of the cavity kind
im talkin liquorice kisses, talkin chocodile smiles

I want candy, i got a sugar tooth
put on your shin gaurds, Sandy, 'cause i wanna knock boots
lick my peppermint stick til' the lollipop droops
gumdrop that dont stop til' its licked knot loose

(ladies)
candy... candy...

i need candy bubble gum, and taffy
get in my way punk, you're gonna get ya ass beat, nasty
Do it till your dad sees, embarass your whole family
Just 'cause you came between a kid and his candy
I need candy, any kind'll do
Don't care if it's nutritious or "FDA approved"
It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze
A hyperactive juice that only I can produce

And fuel a giant drill, bore straight into Hell
Releasing ancient demons from their sleep forever spell
So they can walk upon the earth, and get resituated
And Hock the diet pills that MC Pee Pants has created

I need candy, want some candy, eat candy til' I'm dead
I'll kill you for some candy, give me candy, candy head!
Where you keepin' all the candy?!
Who made you candy king?!
If you dont give me some candy, I will make the ladies sing!

(ladies)
Candy, in tha morning, candy on the way to school
Candy, at school, at lunch in the afternoon
Candy, in school, on your way home from school
Candy, at diner,at dinner, in bed!

Mess up the mix, mix up the mess
Come on down yo, here's the address
At 6-1-2 Wharf Avenue,

Right next to, gentlemen's club.



/Obscure?

No payday for them. Those airheads and everybody else should know to keep your runts at home when trying to get a hundred grand. Trying to go on a crime spree is hard when sugar babies turn into crybabies once things get in a crunch.

I'll stop now

As if the headline + pic weren't good enough.....

FTFA: "Police say Ruther took her baby out of a stroller so they could fill it with $400 worth of candy."

Throw a mother of the year award in there as well.

Nice find subby.

Nentuaby: shanrick: Officers believe 19 year old Christine Ruther and three others broke a window to get inside Minges Candy Store on Court Street in Downtown Cincinnati at 1:00 a.m.

Who names their store:
Noun 1. minge - vulgar term for a woman's pubic hair or genitals
crotch hair, pubic hair, bush - hair growing in the pubic area
female genital organ, female genitalia, female genitals, fanny - external female sex organs; "in England `fanny' is vulgar slang for female genitals"

*shrug* Meaningless in US English. You try naming something- anything- with a name that isn't a vulgar reference in some English speaking country. I doubt you'll succeed.

I think you've got sand in your nentuaby.

/I keed.

The sad part of the whole thing is... Right now the baby is innocent, in a few yrs, we'll be reading about same baby who is doing the same kinds of things mom is doing. sad but true. Id be real surprised if any of her offspring ever does the right thing in life. I know I know... I'm being stereotypical... Oh well, it's true though.

Look at her eyes

Suger Coma!

bawwww

err, Sugar even.

Jabba's really let himself go.

damn that's a big biatch

RemyDuron:
/Obscure?



No?

RemyDuron: I want candy, bubble gum, and taffy
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy
Got my pennies saved so I'm her sugar daddy
I'm her Hume Cronyn and she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy!

put it in a pile, split it with my bitty 50/50 down the line
kinda like close encounters of the cavity kind
im talkin liquorice kisses, talkin chocodile smiles

I want candy, i got a sugar tooth
put on your shin gaurds, Sandy, 'cause i wanna knock boots
lick my peppermint stick til' the lollipop droops
gumdrop that dont stop til' its licked knot loose

(ladies)
candy... candy...

i need candy bubble gum, and taffy
get in my way punk, you're gonna get ya ass beat, nasty
Do it till your dad sees, embarass your whole family
Just 'cause you came between a kid and his candy
I need candy, any kind'll do
Don't care if it's nutritious or "FDA approved"
It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze
A hyperactive juice that only I can produce

And fuel a giant drill, bore straight into Hell
Releasing ancient demons from their sleep forever spell
So they can walk upon the earth, and get resituated
And Hock the diet pills that MC Pee Pants has created

I need candy, want some candy, eat candy til' I'm dead
I'll kill you for some candy, give me candy, candy head!
Where you keepin' all the candy?!
Who made you candy king?!
If you dont give me some candy, I will make the ladies sing!

(ladies)
Candy, in tha morning, candy on the way to school
Candy, at school, at lunch in the afternoon
Candy, in school, on your way home from school
Candy, at diner,at dinner, in bed!

Mess up the mix, mix up the mess
Come on down yo, here's the address
At 6-1-2 Wharf Avenue,

Right next to, gentlemen's club.



/Obscure?

somebody already brought it up, so I would say no.

Let me see if I've got this right:
(Her name is Ruther) + (She has a baby with her) + (She broke into a candy store w/ 3 friends & was arrested) = "Nutrageous crime Spree committed by Baby Ruth(er) and the Three Musketeers (hoping to Skor a big Payday), lands them all behind bars. The Chunky perpetrators were easily apprehended while attempting an unlikely Fast Break. Their chances for success: Zero. Judge slams down gavel-Watchamacallit thing & sets bail at a 100 Grand while clerk Snickers."
(...not to mention the fact that for the price of a pack of candy cigarettes they could be sold to a lesbian inmate who might grope their Mounds & give their Kit-Kats the Butterfinger treatment!)

P-Quin:

I love you.

Nentuaby: You try naming something- anything- with a name that isn't a vulgar reference in some English speaking country. I doubt you'll succeed.

I like the Swedish furniture store named "Smeg".

shanrick: Officers believe 19 year old Christine Ruther and three others broke a window to get inside Minges Candy Store on Court Street in Downtown Cincinnati at 1:00 a.m.

Who names their store:
Noun 1. minge - vulgar term for a woman's pubic hair or genitals
crotch hair, pubic hair, bush - hair growing in the pubic area
female genital organ, female genitalia, female genitals, fanny - external female sex organs; "in England `fanny' is vulgar slang for female genitals"

funny you mention that, the local university has a "Minges Coliseum" Srsly./a>

1. break in store
2. yank baby out of pram
3. fill pram with candy goodness
4. Stuff your fat face with candy as you meander away.
5. Throw wrappers on ground every ten feet.
6. Profit?

Separated at birth?

Waiting for some doctor to say that fat lump of shiat has Prader Willi Syndrome, and then some lawyer will step up and sue the candy companies for making it so tasty to said fat lump of shiat.

/submitted this Thursday morning with a not as funny headline.
//never showed up in my list of not approved links though.

Hey ,leave her alone. I mean just because she hasn't had any good roles since "All That" doesn't mean we should rip on her.

AHHAHAHAH anyone else catch the name of the candy store?

"Minges Candy Store"

LOL Minge

subby nailed it naming that mugshot...lol!

we should have a best mugshot thread

my entry (though maybe not technically a mugshot)

first thing i thought of

separated at birth? (new window)

YOU GO GIRL!

SHE AINT GOT TUTHIN ON ME!

is that really a person Farkwhat? Jesus christ

Nentuaby Minge*shrug* Meaningless in US English. You try naming something- anything- with a name that isn't a vulgar reference in some English speaking country. I doubt you'll succeed.
Southpark made it part of the US lexicon.

psicop: is that really a person Farkwhat? Jesus christ

It's from a Russian Website so im just assuming shes russian?
Makes me want to rush and get one of their mail order brides!

Offer her probation is she gets sterilized.

radarlove

***slaps The Shatner Incident***

Out! Out foul /b/tard!!!! The power of Drew commands to to leave Fark and return to the foulest depths of 4chan!!!!!

Watch out...Anonymous is always watching.

/one of us...
//one of us...

Only in Cincinnati... definitely a west-sider :)