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(BBC)   A Cambridgeshire church has lost its "Spitting Vicar". The English language, however, has gained another euphemism for "Penis"   (news.bbc.co.uk) divider line
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2008-04-10 09:56:16 AM  
So is "choirboy" a new euphamism for a vagina?

"I have to let the spitting Vicar pound the choirboy."

/Nice HL smitty.
 
2008-04-10 10:03:37 AM  
OlafTheBent: So is "choirboy" a new euphamism for a vagina?

"I have to let the spitting Vicar pound the choirboy."

/Nice HL smitty.


I always finish by letting the vicar spit on the choirboy.
 
2008-04-10 10:15:10 AM  
*Hork - Patooey* `I now baptize thee in the name of...'
 
2008-04-10 10:31:58 AM  
My vicar was on the verge of spitting last night in the BIE thread.
 
2008-04-10 10:32:27 AM  
Sir Loin of Beef!
 
2008-04-10 10:32:50 AM  
[image from monty-pythons.com too old to be available]

"I like tits!"
 
2008-04-10 10:33:36 AM  
'Spitting Vicar' Sacked by Bishop

This title is full of win somehow, I just can't get my hand on it...
 
2008-04-10 10:34:20 AM  
Mike Hunt's Dishonorable Discharge.
 
2008-04-10 10:34:35 AM  
Got me spitting vicar nogged in me zipper as a young lad. But me priest retrieved the offending beast for quite a lot of relief.
 
2008-04-10 10:34:54 AM  
Meh, I can only get mine to move diagonally.
 
2008-04-10 10:36:41 AM  
Found his spitting vicar:

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2008-04-10 10:37:04 AM  
madpiper: My vicar was on the verge of spitting last night in the BIE thread.

Which thread is that one?
 
2008-04-10 10:37:38 AM  
i29.photobucket.comView Full Size

/Get back here my spitting vicar!!!
 
2008-04-10 10:38:56 AM  
damnit diesel3 beat me by this much
 
2008-04-10 10:41:17 AM  
So after you choke the bishop, he becomes a spitting vicar?
 
2008-04-10 10:41:36 AM  
Wonder if the Vicar of Dibley is a spitting Vicar?

//just askin...
 
2008-04-10 10:42:58 AM  
The english seem to be catching up to the japanese... odd...

/DNRTFA
 
2008-04-10 10:44:28 AM  
tkohl: Wonder if the Vicar of Dibley is a spitting Vicar?

Nonononononono, um, yes!
 
2008-04-10 10:51:19 AM  
LukeA: backless bra thread. Still going on.
 
2008-04-10 10:51:39 AM  
spitting viper

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2008-04-10 10:53:10 AM  
How many peoples morality was this guy in charge of, and for how long? Don't get me wrong, I love to rock out with my spitting vicar out, but . . . . . that really doesn't work, does it?
 
2008-04-10 11:00:14 AM  
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2008-04-10 11:00:44 AM  
Mickey's spitter:

[image from i281.photobucket.com too old to be available]
 
2008-04-10 11:03:12 AM  
Awesome.

He even blames it all on spitting vicar envy.
 
2008-04-10 11:04:14 AM  
I had a spitting sphincter after too many burritos last night.
 
2008-04-10 11:05:11 AM  
I prefer slapping the bishop.
 
2008-04-10 11:10:04 AM  
Meanwhile, Vicar of Nibblewicke continues to preach with impunity
 
2008-04-10 11:18:31 AM  
I prefer "Big-Nose Tumor-Wing bat."
 
2008-04-10 11:20:01 AM  
In other news...
FTFA:"Trumpington,"

\LOL
 
2008-04-10 11:22:28 AM  
Your headline, it was a
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2008-04-10 11:22:34 AM  
tkohl: Wonder if the Vicar of Dibley is a spitting Vicar?

//just askin...


I'd hit it.

That said, though, submitter did a right smashing job, and barneyfifesbullet gets a +1 for the naughty nun pic.

/Got any more?
 
2008-04-10 11:39:30 AM  
most excellent headline. would read again.
 
2008-04-10 11:46:48 AM  
Let us spray.
 
2008-04-10 11:53:39 AM  
Sometimes the spitting comes with the yelling.
 
2008-04-10 12:07:24 PM  
@ barneyfifesbullet

oh my

/fap
\\fapfap
 
2008-04-10 12:08:51 PM  
MCStymie: tkohl: Wonder if the Vicar of Dibley is a spitting Vicar?

//just askin...

I'd hit it.


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With what? A crowbar?
 
2008-04-10 12:27:49 PM  
Nice one smitty

WIN
 
2008-04-10 01:01:50 PM  
No, no Spitting Vicar is a classic English dish. It's the one with the boiled meat.
 
2008-04-10 02:26:46 PM  
Book o' Limericks

Two Young Ladies of Birmingham...

...But that didn't bother the two.
That said, as the Bishop withdrew,
"The vicar is quicker,
and thicker and slicker,
and longer and stronger than you."

Said the Bishop, 'Of course, you are right,
The vicar's a great man of might,
But though rather flash
He lacks my panache
And he can't come eight times in a night.'
 
2008-04-10 02:53:08 PM  
"Firing the Surgeon General" (new window) is a great song by The Foremen about all sorts of "euphemisms" -- this was after Surgeon General Jocelyn Elders was fired (new window).

Anyway, check out the link for "Firing the Surgeon General" -- multiple great euphemisms for, well, "firing the Surgeon General."

Carry on!
 
2008-04-10 03:45:07 PM  
Spitting Vicar, that's farkin great.

Other fun euphemisms:
Old one eye (visits the optometrist).
Heat seeking moisture missile (locks on target).
The incredible Hulk.
Pocket Rocket.
 
2008-04-10 04:00:15 PM  
Yay! Cambridgeshire gets on Fark!
... ...
/Got nuthin.
 
2008-04-10 04:13:26 PM  
Dear Mavis,

I'm compelled to write this letter...

/ when the vicar spits, he gets away with it?
/ I miss my BritPop
 
2008-04-10 04:56:42 PM  
IcedPee: Dear Mavis,

I'm compelled to write this letter...


Holy crap, I loved that tune! Interviewed Mansun once, thoroughly good 'eggs'.

ethics-gradient: Yay! Cambridgeshire gets on Fark!

Thought it was about time ;) And Trumpington too. Proper Cambridgeshire village, none of that 'Chatteris' nonsense...

/Submittard
 
2008-04-10 05:11:23 PM  
What's all this then? No spotted dick?
 
2008-04-10 05:40:39 PM  
But, is there any way to work it into the Monty Python penis song?
 
2008-04-10 07:08:59 PM  
Of course, Pappa Lazarou understands how to manage grumpy vicars:

Pappa Lazarou v. Vicar Bernice (new window)

/oldie but goodie
 
2008-04-10 08:08:39 PM  
jonny_ill 2008-04-10 10:33:36 AM
'Spitting Vicar' Sacked by Bishop

This title is full of win somehow, I just can't get my hand on it...



The Bishop tea bagged the vicar?
 
2008-04-10 08:39:50 PM  
i'm just here because this is the only time i'll ever see cambridgeshire on fark
 
2008-04-10 11:27:00 PM  
penis
 
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