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(Toledo Blade)   Murderer digs shallow grave then returns the shovel to Wal-Mart for a refund   ( divider line
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2477 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Aug 2001 at 9:34 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-08-09 09:40:51 AM  
f|rs† p0s†

2001-08-09 09:44:06 AM  
2001-08-09 09:47:37 AM  
Why didn't O.J. think of that? Guess we grow 'em smarter in Ohio... Errrrrr, maybe not.
2001-08-09 09:49:34 AM  
I tried that. It was non-refundable: I bought the knife on sale.
2001-08-09 10:01:27 AM  
I see a new movie here: Mr. Smith goes to Bowling Green
2001-08-09 10:03:01 AM  
[image from too old to be available]+ [image from too old to be available]= Freedom!
2001-08-09 10:23:18 AM  
"The next day a resident turned in a pair of eyeglasses found at the scene of the assault. A large amount of blood was on the side-walk, according to police reports"

Course you would expect the police not to notice those things when they checked the scene earlier. After all,that is not their job.
2001-08-09 10:42:42 AM  
I am sorry, no refunds exchange only.
2001-08-09 11:22:01 AM  
Well, basically she was a cheap biatch.... I mean, cmon, shovel couldn't have cost more than 20 bux, she could have made that back in burrying her kids! Sheesh!
2001-08-09 11:47:14 AM  
"....were arrested trying to cross the Mexican border into Texas in Mr. Smith's bloodstained Blazer."

Ummm...Mom could have at least exchanged the shovel for some upholstery cleaner. And why were they coming back into Texas?
2001-08-09 12:33:36 PM  
Another confirmation of my opinion that most crimes are solved due to the unbelievable stupidity of the perpetrators and not the genius of the cops. This is like the World Trade Center bomber going to get his rental truck deposit back.
2001-08-09 05:43:29 PM  
Any bad publicity for Wal-won't-sell-wrestling-dolls-due-to-"violence"-but-sell-guns-Mart is good news for me.
2001-08-09 05:44:18 PM  
Please tell me how to put .jpg and .bmp pictures in my post! I'll be your friend!
2001-08-09 06:00:42 PM  
Y.Dload Look here. I don't need any more friends.
2001-08-10 09:37:00 PM  
This is like Paul Bernardo returning 2 unused sacks of cement for a refund, after he used up 8 encasing Leslie Mahaffy's body parts and throwing them in Gibson Lake.

These psychos are constantly trying to get caught. It's a cry for help.
2001-08-16 03:19:14 AM  
filter test:


2001-08-16 03:20:00 AM  
2001-08-16 03:20:54 AM  
Now I have the power.
But I will only use it for The Good.
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