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Zeebot		2008-04-09 08:41:24 PM

But it will soon be put in front of my museum so tourists from around the world can come and take photos in front of it.

I'm on Orbitz right now.

puffy999		2008-04-09 08:41:32 PM

This is the "El Diablo" from Tour de France fame.

puffy999		2008-04-09 08:42:21 PM

wildrufus		2008-04-09 08:42:35 PM

No "hero" tag?

JerkyMeat		2008-04-09 08:43:22 PM

Silly

Zeebot		2008-04-09 08:44:06 PM

You know what other German wanted to get his name in the books?

Oldiron_79		2008-04-09 08:45:00 PM

Krampus?

puffy999		2008-04-09 08:47:53 PM

Einstein?

kilgorn		2008-04-09 08:49:49 PM

Didi better hope Chuck Norris doesn't see those glasses

/and want them

Liza Simpson		2008-04-09 08:52:09 PM

The things i could do riding a guitar. OH, yeah :)

Wight Power		2008-04-09 08:54:30 PM

Liza Simpson: The things i could do riding a guitar. OH, yeah :)

Quoted for dirtiness.

/go impurity!

SardonicAvenger		2008-04-09 08:55:04 PM

Rideable guitar?

Already been done. If you've ever seen The Dempseys, out of Memphis. Their bass player is a guitar-humpin' maniac.

Liza Simpson		2008-04-09 08:55:37 PM

We could make some pretty wild tunes!

HighOnCraic		2008-04-09 08:58:05 PM

That's the second biggest guitar I've ever seen.

/Gotta run, my shoe is ringing.

buzzvert		2008-04-09 09:00:27 PM

Big Deal. I want a motorcycle I can play "Classical Gas" on.

wowzer97pooh		2008-04-09 09:01:17 PM

"Is that a whammie bar between your legs or are you just happy to see me, Fritz?"

pipco		2008-04-09 09:03:42 PM

Here comes all the douchebags that post what guitars they own.
and by own I mean they have them sitting in a closet collecting dust.

puffy999		2008-04-09 09:05:38 PM

pipco: Here comes all the douchebags that post what guitars they own.

I own a cello.

/I'm bigger than all you all
//even though I don't actually own a cello.

Milnet Man		2008-04-09 09:07:28 PM

AlwaysRightBoy		2008-04-09 09:07:55 PM

pipco: Here comes all the douchebags that post what guitars they own.
and by own I mean they have them sitting in a closet collecting dust.

no need to get pissy

Barakku		2008-04-09 09:08:47 PM

puffy999: pipco: Here comes all the douchebags that post what guitars they own.

I own a cello.

/I'm bigger than all you all
//even though I don't actually own a cello.

My small peener compensation of choice is the tuba. Unique, yet large; every effective.

SKMDC		2008-04-09 09:09:08 PM

/disagrees

Milnet Man		2008-04-09 09:10:34 PM

pavel0		2008-04-09 09:11:43 PM

Fark riding it, I wanna see a solo on that thing!

AlwaysRightBoy		2008-04-09 09:12:35 PM

this is my baby ...oh do i love her

puffy999		2008-04-09 09:12:53 PM

pavel0: Fark riding it, I wanna see a solo on that thing!

It probably sounds like crap.

wowzer97pooh		2008-04-09 09:14:47 PM

Barakku: puffy999: pipco: Here comes all the douchebags that post what guitars they own.

I own a cello.

/I'm bigger than all you all
//even though I don't actually own a cello.

My small peener compensation of choice is the tuba. Unique, yet large; every effective.

So what. I take the entire brass section of the Stanford marching band with me on dates. It's compensation but I get a lot of action.

Raging Thespian		2008-04-09 09:14:53 PM

Milnet Man:

I can haz cheesetar?

Barakku		2008-04-09 09:17:01 PM

wowzer97pooh: Barakku: puffy999: pipco: Here comes all the douchebags that post what guitars they own.

I own a cello.

/I'm bigger than all you all
//even though I don't actually own a cello.

My small peener compensation of choice is the tuba. Unique, yet large; every effective.

So what. I take the entire brass section of the Stanford marching band with me on dates. It's compensation but I get a lot of action.

I used to bring the London Symphony Orchestra, but thought it was a little over-played.

buzzgoat		2008-04-09 09:18:57 PM

submitter: German man invents the "biggest rideable guitar in the universe". Wheelie?

HA!
\+1

Milnet Man		2008-04-09 09:19:20 PM

Raines8416		2008-04-09 09:21:29 PM

Is not amused...

www.2112.net

Liza Simpson		2008-04-09 09:21:39 PM

if only y'all knew

Liza Simpson		2008-04-09 09:24:23 PM

cr.unchy.com/.../mike/image/2005/gg_guitar.jpg

Milnet Man		2008-04-09 09:34:06 PM

RainDawg		2008-04-09 09:37:00 PM

The thing doesn't even have strings. He means "largest rideable guitar-shaped vehicle".

Barakku		2008-04-09 09:37:56 PM

RainDawg: The thing doesn't even have strings. He means "largest rideable guitar-shaped vehicle".

After R'ingTFA, this--that's no guitar.

origami pizza		2008-04-09 09:47:10 PM

this is my ax
img3.musiciansfriend.com

/not even joking
//bluegrass ftw

JessicaRaven		2008-04-09 09:57:08 PM

first thing I thought of

www.retrojunk.com

EL_FABREZ		2008-04-09 10:00:06 PM

This needs to be submitted for a ps thread.

huntercr		2008-04-09 10:12:40 PM

AlwaysRightBoy: this is my baby ...oh do i love her

Not sure if that is a cry for help, or being ahead of some sort of retro-post-otaku style curve.
props to you, man, for being bold.

Dripdry		2008-04-09 10:26:48 PM

I see what you did there, subby.

"O wheelie? Ya wheelie."

AlwaysRightBoy		2008-04-09 10:35:25 PM

huntercr: AlwaysRightBoy: this is my baby ...oh do i love her

Not sure if that is a cry for help, or being ahead of some sort of retro-post-otaku style curve.
props to you, man, for being bold.

Did I mention my sister got her for me.

Barakku		2008-04-09 10:54:39 PM

AlwaysRightBoy: huntercr: AlwaysRightBoy: this is my baby ...oh do i love her

Not sure if that is a cry for help, or being ahead of some sort of retro-post-otaku style curve.
props to you, man, for being bold.

Did I mention my sister got her for me.

You mean your vagina, or the guitar?

/JK

davynelson		2008-04-09 10:58:08 PM

everybody wants to be the most something

Nightmaretony		2008-04-09 11:09:00 PM

Tastefully hotlinked for your pleasure.

Quantumbunny		2008-04-09 11:10:30 PM

Also unimpressed:

www.emulationgalaxy.co.yu

Couldn't find the perfect screenie, but you fans know what I was going for.

ChadManMn		2008-04-09 11:17:34 PM

Zeebot: You know what other German wanted to get his name in the books?

Einstein?

ChadManMn		2008-04-09 11:18:16 PM

puffy999: Einstein?

Crap... should have scrolled a bit.

Rodent of unusual size		2008-04-09 11:31:56 PM

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