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2008-04-14 02:18:16 PM  
territ: /Isn't "National Talk Like a Pirate Day" coming up again soon?
//In my world, every day is 'Talk Like a Pirate Day'


15 September, isn't it?
 
2008-04-14 02:18:37 PM  
wbgraphic: Siamese Bream: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Quiet, you, or i'll tell people you're a hot chick who loves WIE like i did last time

I know your game, you festering coontmuffin!

Bwahahaha! Tangerine falls victim to his own lame gag!

/EIP, if any ladies want to welcome me back to this phantasmagorical thread properly. 8-)
//BIE Zombie-thread will not die!
///It's like the Grimace.


How you doin?
 
2008-04-14 02:19:06 PM  
arrr matey, talk like a pirate day be september 19th, on that day I usually dress liek a pirate as well.
 
2008-04-14 02:19:13 PM  
No more chilidoggin pics in email... you know who you are
 
2008-04-14 02:19:14 PM  
farkin_noob: Alright, I have done enough for one day! Hello again, everybody!

I'll just assume more of the same has beeen going on.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Was I forgotten? I was looking forward to a new WIE.


Welcome back Noob
 
2008-04-14 02:20:33 PM  
HappyFarker: farkin_noob: Alright, I have done enough for one day! Hello again, everybody!

I'll just assume more of the same has beeen going on.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Was I forgotten? I was looking forward to a new WIE.

Welcome back Noob


I can't seem to stay away for too long ;)
 
2008-04-14 02:20:40 PM  
Vman: No more chilidoggin pics in email... you know who you are

EWWWWWWWWW!

WB Noob!
 
2008-04-14 02:21:42 PM  
farkin_noob: I can't seem to stay away for too long ;)

Yay!
 
2008-04-14 02:21:48 PM  
farkin_noob: I can't seem to stay away for too long ;)

You just keep coming
.
.
.
.
back for more.
 
2008-04-14 02:22:11 PM  
farkin_noob: How you you doin?

FTFY. 8-)

I've missed you, baby. Next flight to Vegas, right. 8-)

/I cannot farking believe I've missed like 1,000 posts.
//No way in hell I can read them all.
///Would prefer to remain employed.
 
2008-04-14 02:22:13 PM  
Mordis: Vman: No more chilidoggin pics in email... you know who you are

EWWWWWWWWW!

WB Noob!


How is my favorite contractor?
 
2008-04-14 02:22:34 PM  
Hello Noob
 
2008-04-14 02:22:36 PM  
overlord_mike:

nooooooo

there goes my teacher fantacy

noooooo


Well, you can still have the fantasy, right?
 
2008-04-14 02:22:37 PM  
WB Noob, you have the favorite subject line in the BIEble. Noobs Boobs, simple direct to the point!
 
2008-04-14 02:22:51 PM  
wbgraphic: ///Would prefer to remain employed.

You have chosen...poorly.
 
2008-04-14 02:23:25 PM  
farkin_noob: How is my favorite contractor?

Soooooo tired! I haz busy day today. :(
 
2008-04-14 02:26:11 PM  
Vman: WB Noob, you have the favorite subject line in the BIEble. Noobs Boobs, simple direct to the point!

Thank you! I am a get to the point kind of person. Why waste time with BS? Life's too short!

/Plus i was drunk and it made me giggle.
 
2008-04-14 02:26:13 PM  
farkin_noob: I can't seem to stay away for too long

Are you in the Google group?

If so, and you can, go look at the file Z I uploaded. They're good pics. :)
 
2008-04-14 02:26:32 PM  
elev8meL8r:

Well, you can still have the fantasy, right?


damn you for pointing out my failure at proper spelling
 
2008-04-14 02:27:08 PM  
Mordis: farkin_noob: How is my favorite contractor?

Soooooo tired! I haz busy day today. :(


How the hell do you get anything done??? I spend countless hours in here, and yet you're here before i enter, and long after i leave!
 
2008-04-14 02:28:15 PM  
ravenssettle: farkin_noob: I can't seem to stay away for too long

Are you in the Google group?

If so, and you can, go look at the file Z I uploaded. They're good pics. :)


I am, but that will have to wait til tonight :(
 
2008-04-14 02:29:07 PM  
farkin_noob: HappyFarker: farkin_noob: Alright, I have done enough for one day! Hello again, everybody!

I'll just assume more of the same has beeen going on.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Was I forgotten? I was looking forward to a new WIE.

Welcome back Noob

I can't seem to stay away for too long ;)


Not that I mind....
 
2008-04-14 02:29:58 PM  
farkin_noob

Thank you! I am a get to the point kind of person. Why waste time with BS? Life's too short!


I dunno there are some things in life worth dilly dallying over... IN fact I think I will name your girls Dilly and Dally.
 
2008-04-14 02:30:20 PM  
alright.

time to venture out to the real world and do stuff.

back eventually.
 
2008-04-14 02:30:22 PM  
territ: Confusion696: territ: Confusion696: Ok, so finally caught up..

Looks like people, I hate to say 'Alive and Well' how about Awake and Functioning.

Also, it seems I'm to be jealous of territ's pond as well as her mad skiiing skills.

I fell and broke my ass on that ski trip on numerous occasions. It's been a month and both of my thumbs are STILL sore from my "ZOMG IM SCARED!" death grip on the ski poles too.

But would I do it again? You betcha. Can't wait. =)

So, you ski about as well as I do then.

I ice skated a LOT as a kid... and a lot of the skill sets carried over for me. But, for being my first time on the slopes, and only coming away with minor aches, a bloody nose, and sore thumbs, I think I did pretty well.


I was surprise at how much skiing is not like surfing.
It's also surprising how slothful one becomes after multiple knee surgeries. Sorry, you have caught me on the tail end of some personal realizations which was basically, I was a lazy chain smoking broken old punk. Lifestyle changes are invigorating.
I'm still an old punk, but I'm doing something about the rest of it.
 
2008-04-14 02:30:26 PM  
Dumb-Ass-Monkey: How the hell do you get anything done??? I spend countless hours in here, and yet you're here before i enter, and long after i leave!

Half of my workday is spent at desk with this laptop and my work laptop. That is 6 hours. Out and about, stopping in intermittently for 6 hours and then only sleeping 3 to 5 hours...

Insomnia is a biatch over here...

Strangely, I slept better when there were choppers flying everywhere and you could still hear explosions.
 
2008-04-14 02:30:32 PM  
Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Mordis: farkin_noob: How is my favorite contractor?

Soooooo tired! I haz busy day today. :(

How the hell do you get anything done??? I spend countless hours in here, and yet you're here before i enter, and long after i leave!


The secret, my friend, is to not have much to do.
 
2008-04-14 02:30:40 PM  
Wow.

Seen a lot of things in my inbox that I can't unsee.

Oh well.

I've been away for a while in Seattle seeing RJD2 and shopping, did I miss anything?
 
2008-04-14 02:30:54 PM  
HappyFarker:

Not that I mind....


Too bad the only time I'm in Chicago is with my son.
 
2008-04-14 02:31:16 PM  
farkin_noob: /Plus i was drunk and it made me giggle.

I hope you're not talking about my WIE.

/'cause that would be cold, man.
 
2008-04-14 02:32:25 PM  
Squilax: I've been away for a while in Seattle seeing RJD2 and shopping, did I miss anything?

we missed you! Welcome back!
 
2008-04-14 02:32:34 PM  
Just popping in to say hello. The house has been too hectic for me to have the chance to take more pictures, but when everyone clears out, I'll see what I can do. For those of you who have requested to see my shoes/legs, I think I'll be able to fit the stepladder in front of the mirror. If anyone else has anything they'd like to see, let me know.

/EIP
//No UWIE please
 
2008-04-14 02:33:43 PM  
Squilax: Wow.

Seen a lot of things in my inbox that I can't unsee.


We installed an OmgSHA approved Eyebleach station over in the corner.
 
2008-04-14 02:33:48 PM  
Right, I'm off to the pub to get my quiz on. I'll probably stop in when I get back - of course, I may be inebriated.
 
2008-04-14 02:34:02 PM  
Skiing, while it looks like fun, my knees would never forgive me. I got a bicycle, and that has gotten me to the point that I never need my cane anymore.
 
2008-04-14 02:34:40 PM  
farkin_noob: HappyFarker:

Not that I mind....

Too bad the only time I'm in Chicago is with my son.


Any development on the stripper sister pics?
 
2008-04-14 02:34:46 PM  
Zaladreyn

Pig Tails braided in the school girl outfit FTW I know the school girl outfit has been requested I just want the braided pigtail caveat.
 
2008-04-14 02:34:51 PM  
Siamese Bream: Nothing personal against hockeyfarker, I'm sure he's fine, just saying.

Well, I ain't asking previous BIE senders to come in here and vouch for me. But I assure you it's happened, and that I am, as they say, "cool".
 
2008-04-14 02:35:24 PM  
Siamese Bream: wbgraphic: ///Would prefer to remain employed.

You have chosen...poorly.


No shiat. It's taken me four days to do a three-hour job.

Fortunately, nobody around here realizes how good I really am. 8-)

/Unfortunately, neither do any of these amazing Farkettes.
 
2008-04-14 02:35:53 PM  
Mordis

Yeah i had to use it when I first went to the GG and accidentally saw peener
 
2008-04-14 02:36:11 PM  
Interesting gmail tidbit....in my sponsored link section at the top of gmail, I got an ad for "New Hummingbird Videos" which got me all exciting but its from national geographic... :(

not what I was hoping for...
 
2008-04-14 02:36:53 PM  
Zombie Zero: farkin_noob: HappyFarker:

Not that I mind....

Too bad the only time I'm in Chicago is with my son.

Any development on the stripper sister pics?


She should be back today. I'll ask.
 
2008-04-14 02:37:33 PM  
farkin_noob: Any development on the stripper sister pics?

She should be back today. I'll ask.


Wait... what?
 
2008-04-14 02:37:34 PM  
Vman: Mordis

Yeah i had to use it when I first went to the GG and accidentally saw peener


Is there any way to set up a directory structure, so that those of us that wanted just the BIE could get to that, and those interested in the WIE could see their preferred materials?
 
2008-04-14 02:37:57 PM  
Ok. I couldn't resist. Took my cam-phone into the bathroom and got a "plumbers crack" tatt pic going...

If I can figure out how to upload it to GG, I shall.

/I blame this thread for corrupting me ..haha
//Yeah couldn't type the first slashy without laughing...who am I kidding?
///I blame this thread for the downfall of what little productivity I had at work
////*shakes a tiny fist in rage*
 
2008-04-14 02:38:12 PM  
farkin_noob
'
NOw I don't mean to be hypocritical, I donated to RAINN and everything but I think you two should do a duet.
 
2008-04-14 02:38:34 PM  
This: farkin_noob: Any development on the stripper sister pics?

She should be back today. I'll ask.

Wait... what?


This, This.
 
2008-04-14 02:38:37 PM  
farkin_noob: Zombie Zero: farkin_noob: HappyFarker:

Not that I mind....

Too bad the only time I'm in Chicago is with my son.

Any development on the stripper sister pics?

She should be back today. I'll ask.


What? Also, noob, did you ever do anything beyond those first two pics? They were great.
 
2008-04-14 02:38:45 PM  
Scoop84: farkin_noob: /Plus i was drunk and it made me giggle.

I hope you're not talking about my WIE.

/'cause that would be cold, man.


I only have rave reviews for your WIE!

Still waiting on more ;)
 
2008-04-14 02:39:00 PM  
hockeyfarker: I assure you it's happened, and that I am, as they say, "cool".

I vouch for you.
 
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