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2008-04-09 04:38:11 PM
For all the new BIE requestors just getting in... I was here early and my inbox got 3 emails... one from my congresswoman, and two were spam. Even checked spam folder, no luck.... even the farkettes aren't even in the thread anymore...
 
2008-04-09 04:39:02 PM
ajt167: unfortunately i posted my large BIE request in the mythbusters thread and now look like the biggest perv to those poor people. the first one to reply told me that she doesn't think my mom would think this is cool. oops. i mean, i AM a perv, but geez - i feel all awkward.

there there, you can always BIE me, I don't think you are a perv. You are merely artistic.
 
2008-04-09 04:39:27 PM
miss_enthropic_biatch: Yeah that's earning a WIE

WHOHOO! Bonus: From someone on my favorite list too!!

/and my ex said no one likes a wierd girl haHA!!!


Weird is always good.

/does that mean I have to send now too?
//cuz I will
 
2008-04-09 04:40:18 PM
Mordis: The Mods must be on vacation...

/the inmates are running the asylum today


I see this.

*saves page, emails to self*
 
2008-04-09 04:41:55 PM
Zaladreyn: Does a crappy phone camera work just as well? Mind you, this is all hypothetical.

Best way to find out is to do a test. EIP.
 
2008-04-09 04:42:13 PM
Ain't no BIE when they're gone.
 
2008-04-09 04:42:23 PM
miss_enthropic_biatch: Yeah that's earning a WIE

WHOHOO! Bonus: From someone on my favorite list too!!

/and my ex said no one likes a wierd girl haHA!!!


Your ex lied. I loves me some wierd girls.

Guru
 
2008-04-09 04:42:44 PM
No BIE for me thanks. Got a pair of great tatas to get home to.

/Does reverse psychology work, other than in cartoons?
 
2008-04-09 04:43:15 PM
FortKnox: For all the new BIE requestors just getting in... I was here early and my inbox got 3 emails... one from my congresswoman, and two were spam. Even checked spam folder, no luck.... even the farkettes aren't even in the thread anymore...

I feel bad for you, really. A little politeness went a long way today. Even if farkin_noob is still a hold out.
 
2008-04-09 04:43:31 PM
Yeah weird girls FTW
 
2008-04-09 04:44:38 PM
I would do a WIE/BIE exchange, but I don't know if I can trust liters.
 
2008-04-09 04:44:39 PM
Zaladreyn

Its pretty dark over here, I could use some brightening

EIP
 
2008-04-09 04:47:16 PM
Woot! Got my first! THANK YOU IMMENSELY 'Ms.Farkette' (not leaving names so she isn't bombarded with more requests).
 
2008-04-09 04:47:22 PM
I would like to extend a warm thank you to the farkettes who have favored me with BIE today. May your day be bright, mine sure is.

Inbox still open for BIE, requested in all friendliness.

Guru
 
2008-04-09 04:47:30 PM
FortKnox: Zarkin Frood: that's not fair, i feel left out. I want some BIE!

Willing to break rule #1 of BIE for your BIE :P


what's rule #1?
 
2008-04-09 04:48:15 PM
Squilax: superoogie: Sometimes I think Fark is just a big Ennui Prayer Wheel, showing that there are awesome girls like this that exist, but just not anywhere by you.

/And if they are, they are in relationships that they are oh so happy with.

Muahahaha!!! It is true. Sorry lads. There just aren't a lot of attractive, non-vapid young women who use the internet for much more than shopping, who are also single.

You may have:

1) Fat ugly gamer chicks
2) Really stupid attention whores (but only on Facebook or MySpace, Fark is too cryptic for them)
3) CRAZY BIATCHES (who may sadly be attractive) that can't find any in real life (they can fool you for a few days/weeks, be careful); or
4) Attractive, interesting, internet savvy women to "just be friends" with since someone snapped them up years ago.

I'm not coming at this from a bragging angle, more of a commiserative angle that I can't find what I'm looking for either.

/She's out there somewhere.
//Single, slender, attractive, intelligent, tattooed bi girls in the Vancouver BC area who are interested in a long term 3-way relationship with myself and my attractive boyfriend - apply here.



I heart you, Squilax.

"Your superstitions mean nothing to me and aren't a valid excuse. I have my own superstitions, do they mean anything to you?"

Awesome.
 
2008-04-09 04:48:17 PM
Hyperbolic Hyperbole: I would do a WIE/BIE exchange, but I don't know if I can trust liters.

Hell, we know not even TF'ers can be trusted. The greatest risk reaps the greatest reward.
 
2008-04-09 04:48:20 PM
FortKnox: Woot! Got my first! THANK YOU IMMENSELY 'Ms.Farkette' (not leaving names so she isn't bombarded with more requests).

Oh, and if you need anything from me, just ask :)
 
2008-04-09 04:48:55 PM
Truly Happy for all you Farkers who got BIE. :D


Hope someday to have one of my own.



/not sarcastic, it's cool that someone was invited to the party
 
2008-04-09 04:51:00 PM
Zarkin Frood: FortKnox: Zarkin Frood: that's not fair, i feel left out. I want some BIE!

Willing to break rule #1 of BIE for your BIE :P

what's rule #1?


rule #1 = never share.

no breaking the rules!
 
2008-04-09 04:52:10 PM
FortKnox, Vman, ajt167, and everyone else looking for BIE:

Sorry to disappoint but I am unable to find a single picture of me with cleavage.
I do have a picture of me holding a sword. Or a totally unflattering pic of me standing on a rock.
 
2008-04-09 04:52:55 PM
Zarkin Frood: what's rule #1?

Never share BIE
 
2008-04-09 04:53:28 PM
Boy did I ever have the wrong idea about the email I just got with the subject "Staff Appreciation"!

It was from Human Resources, not some kind Farkette looking for some WIE....
 
2008-04-09 04:54:32 PM
chestylaruegal: FortKnox, Vman, ajt167, and everyone else looking for BIE:

Sorry to disappoint but I am unable to find a single picture of me with cleavage.
I do have a picture of me holding a sword. Or a totally unflattering pic of me standing on a rock.


Thought you had a cell phone cam? Can't said BIE be procured?
 
2008-04-09 04:55:37 PM
miss_enthropic_biatch: /and my ex said no one likes a wierd girl haHA!!!

The weirder the better.
 
2008-04-09 04:55:55 PM
miss_enthropic_biatch: Yeah that's earning a WIE

WHOHOO! Bonus: From someone on my favorite list too!!

/and my ex said no one likes a wierd girl haHA!!!


Done and done.... opted for the full mast cause you earned it
 
2008-04-09 04:56:04 PM
I'll take some BIE while they are being circulated.
 
2008-04-09 04:56:28 PM
Hollywood Cole: miss_enthropic_biatch: /and my ex said no one likes a wierd girl haHA!!!

The weirder the better.


indeed
 
2008-04-09 04:57:12 PM
Zarkin Frood: FortKnox: Zarkin Frood: that's not fair, i feel left out. I want some BIE!

Willing to break rule #1 of BIE for your BIE :P

what's rule #1?


Rule #1 is "Never talk about Fight Club."

But when it comes to BIE rule #1 means NEVER SHARE.

Or as I say the Hollywood Guarantee
 
2008-04-09 04:57:38 PM
I have no problem with unflattering pictures of people on rocks.
 
2008-04-09 04:57:42 PM
I'm leaving 'work' now and I expect three things when I get home:

1) This thread to still be active

2) This thread to be pushing 1000 posts and

3) More BIEs for me.

Thank you ladies.
 
2008-04-09 04:58:24 PM
miss_enthropic_biatch: Yeah that's earning a WIE

WHOHOO! Bonus: From someone on my favorite list too!!

/and my ex said no one likes a wierd girl haHA!!!


Oh, if you're looking for WIE, just gotta ask. :)

Guru
 
2008-04-09 05:01:17 PM
Holy crap, it's a like an orgy in here now....
 
2008-04-09 05:02:00 PM
FortKnox: Zarkin Frood: what's rule #1?
Never share BIE


does that mean no BIE for BIE? What are you supposed to do? Just get the BIE without giving the BIE? I'm confused.
 
2008-04-09 05:02:19 PM
FortKnox: When they are in their late 30s and on they'll be moaning about their back pain... then you can give them a grim little smile. It'll make you feel better...

I know a woman who has ant bites. Her mother told her the bright side is that she won't be sagging in her later years. This is true, and I envy the shiat out of her for that particular aspect of her build. Even if I dropped 80 lbs, I would not lose an ounce of boobage. Having lost 60 only to regain most of it because I became a slacker about it all, I know this to be true. Once a D-cup, always a D-cup in my world.

This is why when I found a slinky red formal gown when I was at my slimmest that had a halter back, I had a tailor add cups to it. Most comfortable formal gown I have ever owned and great motivation to try to fit into it again.

Since I was still larger than most FARKers would like and the pose really enhances the abdominal pooch that Will Not Go Away, Ever(tm), I'm just going to link to the pic of me in it instead of posting the pic itself. Don't say I never did any of you any favors.
 
2008-04-09 05:02:40 PM
Scoop84: chestylaruegal: //My mom and my aunt wore one of my bra's on their head

They were conjoined twins with a single head?

/my bunk.


That would make more sense. But no the two of them wore it together on their heads.
/damn plural
 
2008-04-09 05:02:43 PM
this thread still alive?
hmm...

i think zarkin_frood would have been the best... but that's just me...
 
2008-04-09 05:03:24 PM
chestylaruegal

looks like we need to get someone a digital camera.
 
2008-04-09 05:04:03 PM
Browncoat: I'm leaving 'work' now and I expect three things when I get home:

1) This thread to still be active

2) This thread to be pushing 1000 posts and

3) More BIEs for me.

Thank you ladies.




1) Thread is dying fast, sausage fest here.

2) Already pushing 1000 at 789

3) Cool for you
 
2008-04-09 05:04:56 PM
Awesome, despite the attempted beat down by fellow farkers, my BIE quest culminated in quite a few BIE emails.

dothemath


I am due at the gym, but that picture is real. :-)


/Am really surprised (but pleasantly so) that so many farkettes are willing to BIE.
Awesomes.
 
2008-04-09 05:05:01 PM
Browncoat: I'm leaving 'work' now and I expect three things when I get home:

1) This thread to still be active

2) This thread to be pushing 1000 posts and

3) More BIEs for me.

Thank you ladies.


Same here... but I don't care about #2 unless its good conversation...
 
2008-04-09 05:05:10 PM
DerPups: this thread still alive?
hmm...

i think zarkin_frood would have been the best... but that's just me...


er minus the _
 
2008-04-09 05:06:15 PM
Zarkin Frood: FortKnox: Zarkin Frood: what's rule #1?
Never share BIE

does that mean no BIE for BIE? What are you supposed to do? Just get the BIE without giving the BIE? I'm confused.


The insinuation was that I'd give you the BIE I had received today if you'd send me your BIE.
 
2008-04-09 05:06:56 PM
Zarkin Frood: FortKnox: Zarkin Frood: what's rule #1?
Never share BIE

does that mean no BIE for BIE? What are you supposed to do? Just get the BIE without giving the BIE? I'm confused.


Never send BIE received to someone else. Showing off BIE sent to you is an offense punishable by castration with a rusty spoon.
 
2008-04-09 05:08:34 PM
FortKnox

No sharing BIE, it is just wrong. That BIE was meant for you and you alone if she wanted someone else to have it she would send it to them. IT is about respect BIE's are a sacred trust between the sender and recipient. Proliferating them all willy nilly will make the BIE pool dry up. Bah Been a long time since my last BIE I guess I need to get TF to look legit again.
 
2008-04-09 05:08:49 PM
Mordis: Never send BIE received to someone else. Showing off BIE sent to you is an offense punishable by castration with a rusty spoon.

It is true i have seen the spoon.
 
2008-04-09 05:08:57 PM
Man, if this drought continues, I'll have to fap to Fort Knox's Congresswoman.

/desperate times
 
2008-04-09 05:09:02 PM
Delightfully Charming: Holy crap, it's a like an orgy in here now....

Join in!

/when in Rome...
 
2008-04-09 05:09:11 PM
FortKnox: chestylaruegal: FortKnox, Vman, ajt167, and everyone else looking for BIE:

Sorry to disappoint but I am unable to find a single picture of me with cleavage.
I do have a picture of me holding a sword. Or a totally unflattering pic of me standing on a rock.

Thought you had a cell phone cam? Can't said BIE be procured?


I do not own a cell phone with a camera and the digital camera is MIA. The picture of me on the rock you can see how big my boobs are but they are covered.
 
2008-04-09 05:10:18 PM
Vman: FortKnox

No sharing BIE, it is just wrong.


Again, I've used "willing to" and "insinuate"... just clarifying my pining for zarkin frood's BIE. I'm not going to just go violating the first rule of BIE when I just now got one (which is still fantastic, btw) :D
 
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