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2008-04-09 04:10:36 PM  
SarahL: I'm still offering BIE in exchange for WIE... There's been a lack of WIE in my inbox...

How late you going to be looking at the inbox?
 
2008-04-09 04:10:51 PM  
Vman:

/my hand is out again. I am looking at you enthropic, chesty and noob :-)


WIE then BIE, I promise. It might not be til later tonite but FSM as my witness you will get some.
 
2008-04-09 04:11:10 PM  
velina1115: but why would you pay $5 for that? They could send you a pic of anyones bewbs....hell do a GIS...

Because that would be wrong. I haven't lost faith in the basic goodness of women.
 
2008-04-09 04:11:12 PM  
superoogie: Sometimes I think Fark is just a big Ennui Prayer Wheel, showing that there are awesome girls like this that exist, but just not anywhere by you.

/And if they are, they are in relationships that they are oh so happy with.


Muahahaha!!! It is true. Sorry lads. There just aren't a lot of attractive, non-vapid young women who use the internet for much more than shopping, who are also single.

You may have:

1) Fat ugly gamer chicks
2) Really stupid attention whores (but only on Facebook or MySpace, Fark is too cryptic for them)
3) CRAZY BIATCHES (who may sadly be attractive) that can't find any in real life (they can fool you for a few days/weeks, be careful); or
4) Attractive, interesting, internet savvy women to "just be friends" with since someone snapped them up years ago.

I'm not coming at this from a bragging angle, more of a commiserative angle that I can't find what I'm looking for either.

/She's out there somewhere.
//Single, slender, attractive, intelligent, tattooed bi girls in the Vancouver BC area who are interested in a long term 3-way relationship with myself and my attractive boyfriend - apply here.
 
2008-04-09 04:11:25 PM  
Siamese Bream: sarahelizabeth

As a girl who has always wanted to be a redhead (and has a thing for redheads) I know I cannot compete with their inherent hotness.

As a redhead who has always wanted not to be a redhead, I still think you should prove it...


Awww..you are in the UK where redheads are alienated. We appreciate our redheads here (sounds like you need to visit a redhead threat)

Wendy's Chili: sarahelizabeth: As a girl who has always wanted to be a redhead (and has a thing for redheads)...

Gonna be in the DC metro area any time soon?


Never been to DC. Always wanted to go though, but I'm saving up all my pennies for when I graduate and get the hell out of Omaha.

FortKnox: sarahelizabeth: As a girl who has always wanted to be a redhead (and has a thing for redheads) I know I cannot compete with their inherent hotness.

Redheads have inherit hotness, they are also possess a hot head. Personality goes a long way into hotness, so there is lots of room you can make up, there...


I'm a little bit Irish so I have a bit of the redhead temperament (not as bad as my mother's though) but I'm never a biatch until provoked. Overall I'm pretty down to earth and a bunch of fun with a bit of alcohol in me (as are most Czech/Polish/Irish mixed people)
JediChris1138: ME:


YOU: BIE!


BIE = Possible phone number?


/How you doin....? Maybe?


Are you really trying to attention whore yourself out on a Boobies thread? You're doing it wrong.
 
2008-04-09 04:11:29 PM  
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2008-04-09 04:11:32 PM  
I don't think any farkette can see my EIP =(

sad panda
 
2008-04-09 04:11:56 PM  
Zarkin Frood: that's not fair, i feel left out. I want some BIE!

Willing to break rule #1 of BIE for your BIE :P
 
2008-04-09 04:11:59 PM  
WANT!!!!!

/DD
 
2008-04-09 04:12:02 PM  
Miett: As a well endowed girl, I have to say that looks like it would be super-painful to wear. Stupid tiny straps would basically cut my arms off.

My boobies and I will not get behind this sort of thing until someone comes up with some kind of Harkonnen anti-grav boob unit.


No Pics? No Proof? No exist! ;)
 
2008-04-09 04:12:41 PM  
www.byroncrawford.com

Yes, hotlinked.

/Wenk!
//mmmmmm
 
2008-04-09 04:13:02 PM  
 
2008-04-09 04:13:26 PM  
Wendy's Chili: SarahL: I'm still offering BIE in exchange for WIE... There's been a lack of WIE in my inbox...

I said, "When I get home." Patience, woman!




x 2
 
2008-04-09 04:14:24 PM  
CastorPimp: I don't think any farkette can see my EIP =(

sad panda


I feel your pain... My inbox is so lonely, and I've even checked the spam filter!
 
2008-04-09 04:15:12 PM  
i would like to request any woman to please send me their BIE. i can offer TF only for the first two for 3 months each. even if you do not get TF, please consider the fact that you would make some random dope (myself) very happy, and you and your BIE would be treated with respect and thanks. also, we may be able to negotiate something else i can give you in return.

thank you for your consideration and have a nice day.
 
2008-04-09 04:16:07 PM  
farkin_noob: guruweaver: farkin_noob: Damn! I'm a too late for a little AWing?

/I always send BIE after getting WIE

Be happy to, drop me a line and you'll get WIE. Might even be mine, though I make no promises. EIP

/never send WIE without being asked
//creepy to do otherwise
///croppage involved

Don't be silly WIE is never creepy! Its art!

I'm going home now, so I'm hoping I'll have mail when I get there *crosses fingers*




I'm on it.
 
2008-04-09 04:16:57 PM  
I love the way my heart sings when I get a new message today, granted I nearly cried when it was the poppa johns pizza offer
 
2008-04-09 04:17:07 PM  
orat-on-a-stick: CastorPimp: I don't think any farkette can see my EIP =(

sad panda

I feel your pain... My inbox is so lonely, and I've even checked the spam filter!


ooh good idea!
 
2008-04-09 04:17:12 PM  
sarahelizabeth:
Wendy's Chili: sarahelizabeth: As a girl who has always wanted to be a redhead (and has a thing for redheads)...

Gonna be in the DC metro area any time soon?

Never been to DC. Always wanted to go though, but I'm saving up all my pennies for when I graduate and get the hell out of Omaha.


We'll be waiting. ;-)
 
2008-04-09 04:17:12 PM  
fark this. liters are a bunch of teases. this is why you guys are not TFers. We're very liberal with our tits.
 
2008-04-09 04:17:22 PM  
I have ordered my gmail account to open up and send forth...

I'll be expecting some return on investment. :)
 
2008-04-09 04:17:57 PM  
Cooterpunk: I'll stick with my ant bites for a while.

I could put some calamine lotion on those for you.
 
2008-04-09 04:18:41 PM  
Squilax: //Single, slender, attractive, intelligent, tattooed bi girls in the Vancouver BC area who are interested in a long term 3-way relationship with myself and my attractive boyfriend - apply here.

Your boyfriend is a lucky man. I have to do all the recruiting myself. Needless to say, we haven't had a threesome yet.
 
2008-04-09 04:19:19 PM  
miss_enthropic_biatch: Yeah... in that one, the series really came into their own didn't they?

Ohh most definately, the gangbang at the end was by far the best of the series.
 
2008-04-09 04:20:16 PM  
Well, being a guy, I can't send you my BIE unless of course you are into that type of thing. But my wife has a wonderful set, which has earned me a month of TF so far. Any other BIE trade for TF or even BIE for the farkettes?
 
2008-04-09 04:20:47 PM  
Wendy's Chili and Browncoat

Yea, all that, but HOLY LIVING FARK IT WORKED! I got MULTIPLE BIE. This is truly a day to behold! What's the record for BIE? Is it like, 5? Cause I got 5xB where B equals whatever number I make up because you can't see my inbox.


TEH AWESOMEZ!!!11!
 
2008-04-09 04:21:39 PM  
IdBeCrazyIf: Look for mine.... it's set next to a tanker truck for size reference

Tonka?

/you're welcome!
 
2008-04-09 04:22:03 PM  
t­wn*d­r­u­nk[nospam-﹫-backwards]oohay*com

BIE from lovely farkette's is appreciated. (or ugly ones too)
 
2008-04-09 04:23:13 PM  
any one else sending BIE today feel free to send them my way.
 
2008-04-09 04:24:21 PM  
Ohh most definately, the gangbang at the end was by far the best of the series.

Gave 'daisy chain' a whole new meaning! And what coordination at that... like the Anvil Chorus came to life and was boinking!
 
2008-04-09 04:24:36 PM  
farkin_noob: Don't be silly WIE is never creepy! Its art!

I'm going home now, so I'm hoping I'll have mail when I get there *crosses fingers*


I'm thinking you'll have plenty in the ole inbox when you get home. Whether said images are art, I'll leave up to you.

I'll be happy to judge artworthiness of any BIE, if so desired.
 
2008-04-09 04:24:38 PM  
Awesome for you Jedi, I hope I get a couple more presents today as well. I suspect your B is a negative number tho.
 
2008-04-09 04:24:47 PM  
farkin_noob: I didn't say it had to be your WIE, now did I?

But what if it is the genuine article??
 
2008-04-09 04:24:59 PM  
Any ladies looking for WIE, just ask. No reciprocation is required. (but is always appreciated)

/EIP
 
2008-04-09 04:25:58 PM  
Delightfully Charming: Lafiel: brap: Thankfully my magnificent pups have not succumbed to gravity but still leap upward toward the sky, as I scamper about barely clothed and braless. All the while the perky alpine pleasure heaps that abide on my chest frolic, leaping, no joyfully dancing upward, as if to scream to the gods "HUMP ME ZEUS!" whilst Hera jealously looks on and weeps into the saggy socks she used to call her chest - AS I HAVE THE MOST FANTASTIC TITS IN THE UNIVERSE!

Wow. My tits feel so inadequate now...

The feeling is mutual.... *sigh*


I disagree!

/how YOU doin?
 
2008-04-09 04:26:04 PM  
miss_enthropic_biatch

Wow your sense of humor is so familiar did you ever work at Mindspring?
 
2008-04-09 04:28:34 PM  
chestylaruegal: //My mom and my aunt wore one of my bra's on their head

They were conjoined twins with a single head?

/my bunk.
 
2008-04-09 04:29:05 PM  
magicgoo: Ew, djZorbof!

Where did you find so many creepy I-took-these-of-my-mom amateur photos of an overly-tanned, thin-lipped, untoned colostomy bag of a human?

NOT HOT!


Ouch! Your words sting. Shes one of my all time favs.

1. She is all over the internet.
2. She has polish features.
3. I generally prefer my women soft not muscular.
4. I'm pretty sure she is only about a year older than I am.
5. We all have different tastes and don't choose our preferences based on the opinions of others.

/besides straight females are about as useful as gay men when it comes to opinions of what makes other women hot. :P
//You want me to blow your mind again? Well take this: I don't find Audrey Hepburn or Jennifer Aniston as attractive as the rest of you do!
///has your head asploded yet?
 
2008-04-09 04:29:30 PM  
unfortunately i posted my large BIE request in the mythbusters thread and now look like the biggest perv to those poor people. the first one to reply told me that she doesn't think my mom would think this is cool. oops. i mean, i AM a perv, but geez - i feel all awkward.
 
2008-04-09 04:30:01 PM  
miss_enthropic_biatch: Gave 'daisy chain' a whole new meaning! And what coordination at that... like the Anvil Chorus came to life and was boinking!

Yeah that's earning a WIE
 
2008-04-09 04:30:58 PM  
JediChris1138: Wendy's Chili and Browncoat

Yea, all that, but HOLY LIVING FARK IT WORKED! I got MULTIPLE BIE. This is truly a day to behold! What's the record for BIE? Is it like, 5? Cause I got 5xB where B equals whatever number I make up because you can't see my inbox.


TEH AWESOMEZ!!!11!


hmm...

ME:

i161.photobucket.com

You: BIE

blah blah something about a phone number blah blah blah
 
2008-04-09 04:31:49 PM  
ajt167: unfortunately i posted my large BIE request in the mythbusters thread and now look like the biggest perv to those poor people. the first one to reply told me that she doesn't think my mom would think this is cool. oops. i mean, i AM a perv, but geez - i feel all awkward.

If this is a ploy to get sympathy and BIE from it...

I applaud you!
 
2008-04-09 04:32:55 PM  
Oh, what the hell...

BIE me too, if ya feel like it.

/curiousity has gotten the better of me
//or is that perversity?
 
2008-04-09 04:33:02 PM  
FortKnox: ajt167: unfortunately i posted my large BIE request in the mythbusters thread and now look like the biggest perv to those poor people. the first one to reply told me that she doesn't think my mom would think this is cool. oops. i mean, i AM a perv, but geez - i feel all awkward.

If this is a ploy to get sympathy and BIE from it...

I applaud you!


I loled
 
2008-04-09 04:34:37 PM  
What? BIE? Where? *makes sure email is public*

/won't get jack
//still worth a try
///also are the mods sleeping today? WTF?
 
2008-04-09 04:35:10 PM  
ajt167

Wow you are king of the moment!!11!!
 
2008-04-09 04:35:47 PM  
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bie
BIE
def. boobies in e-mail.
A request often found on Fark.com

please send me BIE, thanks.
 
2008-04-09 04:36:21 PM  
some_random_guy: What? BIE? Where? *makes sure email is public*

/won't get jack
//still worth a try
///also are the mods sleeping today? WTF?


The Mods must be on vacation...

/the inmates are running the asylum today
 
2008-04-09 04:36:38 PM  
sarahelizabeth:

Ha! You are too far away to be a stalker anyway.


I'm not.

/but I'm lazy
//1 hour is too far to go
///Somedays one block is too far to go...
 
2008-04-09 04:37:57 PM  
Yeah that's earning a WIE

WHOHOO! Bonus: From someone on my favorite list too!!

/and my ex said no one likes a wierd girl haHA!!!
 
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