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2008-04-09 03:04:23 PM  
Squilax: Thanks for giving those big-titted wenches another advantage.

/But I'm not bitter, so it's ok.


When they are in their late 30s and on they'll be moaning about their back pain... then you can give them a grim little smile. It'll make you feel better...
 
2008-04-09 03:05:26 PM  
Watchman: TripleWithCheese: OK who sent Watchman BIE?

Sorry. I have no idea how that worked... :)


Maybe next time I'll have a TFette offer to sponsor me instead...
 
2008-04-09 03:05:52 PM  
sarahelizabeth: Wendy's Chili: sarahelizabeth: You are too far away to be a stalker anyway.

*steeples fingers* Mmm, yes.

I'm sorry but I'm no competition for the redhead in your profile

/rawr!


Giggity!

Perhaps I can broker some sort of BIE exchange between you two?
 
2008-04-09 03:05:54 PM  
Gnomie: Well I think they are, but then again, I would prefer to compare them to many Farkettes.

I'd be happy to help... right now I can compare them to everything in my empty inbox...

/d'oh
 
2008-04-09 03:07:25 PM  
i187.photobucket.com

This thread needs an infusion of side boob.
 
2008-04-09 03:07:34 PM  
velina1115: game on

Great.. I'll start on the blackboard now

"I will ensure Mrs Velina is taken care of"
 
2008-04-09 03:07:48 PM  
Cooterpunk

(Jennifer Aniston picture)

While I dispute your implication that there is such a thing as perfect, that is indeed damned close
 
2008-04-09 03:08:28 PM  
Thisbymaster: Squilax: Thanks for giving those big-titted wenches another advantage.

/But I'm not bitter, so it's ok.

I would love to have your BIE, no matter what size.


This.

Just because we enjoy prime rib, that doesn't mean we are in any way opposed to filet mignon.
 
2008-04-09 03:08:47 PM  
dothemath: velina1115: Is TF really worth sending out pics of the my girls naked? I think I can afford $5....
BIE should be a gift!

Agreed, five dollars is an insult...


???? It's like buying a drink in the bar, right????
 
2008-04-09 03:09:28 PM  
Cooterpunk: I happen to think these are perfect.
>


Yes, she does have beautiful eyes.
 
2008-04-09 03:10:21 PM  
Gnomie

Well what is the harm now TF'er /grin you got an SCA chick kudos, I done a few in my time but never one I would bring home to mother. NOt saying anything about yours but if you know the crowd you know what I mean.
 
2008-04-09 03:11:24 PM  
Cooterpunk: I happen to think these are perfect.
>




I would pshop em to you, but that would be wrong... so very wrong.
 
2008-04-09 03:11:25 PM  
If any BIE senders are still around the thread, please shoot my direction.
 
2008-04-09 03:12:10 PM  
FunkyColdMedinosaur: Not to pick nits, but all chaps are assless.

This chap has an ass.
 
2008-04-09 03:12:41 PM  
Damn! I'm a too late for a little AWing?

/I always send BIE after getting WIE
 
2008-04-09 03:12:49 PM  
theewhiterhino: dothemath: velina1115: Is TF really worth sending out pics of the my girls naked? I think I can afford $5....
BIE should be a gift!

Agreed, five dollars is an insult...

???? It's like buying a drink in the bar, right????


I dont have to show my bewbs for that either....
 
2008-04-09 03:12:54 PM  
Cooterpunk: I happen to think these are perfect.
>


Yes her build in that pic is pretty close to my ideal.
 
2008-04-09 03:13:00 PM  
theewhiterhino: Siamese Bream: I'm rather surprised Grither hasn't showed up to ask for BIE yet...

Summon Gither!


Hahah nice, do I get my own Magic card now?

/and seriously ladies, where's the BIE?
//ok fine, I can't even check my gmail at work, but I'm assuming there are none, so apologies if I'm wrong
 
2008-04-09 03:13:54 PM  
Thanks, Watchman.

Even without the BIE?

You're a cheap date :)
 
2008-04-09 03:13:54 PM  
toejam: Cooterpunk: I happen to think these are perfect.
>

Yes, she does have beautiful eyes.


That jawline, though. Like a friggin' pitbull.
 
2008-04-09 03:14:32 PM  
IdBeCrazyIf: velina1115: game on

Great.. I'll start on the blackboard now

"I will ensure Mrs Velina is taken care of"


100 times!
 
2008-04-09 03:14:53 PM  
That might have fit the wife before she got pregnant. She has trouble finding bras that fit. Either the cup size is right and the band is way too big, or the other way around.

//no, I won't post any pics. Saw what happened to the last home schooled guy that did that...
 
2008-04-09 03:15:01 PM  
farkin_noob

Can a man who doesn't possess a camera to produce WIE get some sympathy BIE?

/go on, you know you want to
 
2008-04-09 03:15:03 PM  
Siamese Bream: sarahelizabeth

I'm sorry but I'm no competition for the redhead in your profile

That's the kind of comment that's just begging to be disproved.


As a girl who has always wanted to be a redhead (and has a thing for redheads) I know I cannot compete with their inherent hotness.
 
2008-04-09 03:15:26 PM  
devilslefthand: This thread needs an infusion of side boob.



I lol'd.

 
2008-04-09 03:15:45 PM  
Cooterpunk: You're a cheap date :)

Last of the nice guys.

You want an intro thread?
 
2008-04-09 03:16:48 PM  
sarahelizabeth: chestylaruegal
I think that was the scariest thing for me in middle school, being able to wear my mom's bra.
/32 D in 7th Grade
//My mom and my aunt wore one of my bra's on their head
///Why yes my family is weird

I had to wear my mother's tops to school since everything in the juniors section was way too tight up top. Everything that fit up top was then too baggy on the bottom. But FSM! A 32 D! I'm so sorry.


That is why there aren't any cleavage pics of me (I searched and I don't know where the camera is). I got tired of being oogled when I was 12. But now that I am 24 they are sorta fun. It is still annoying that I have to buy things in a size 12/L to fit my boobs cause the rest of me is a medium.
 
2008-04-09 03:16:57 PM  
Siamese Bream: farkin_noob

Can a man who doesn't possess a camera to produce WIE get some sympathy BIE?

/go on, you know you want to


I didn't say it had to be your WIE, now did I?
 
2008-04-09 03:17:07 PM  
velina1115: 100 times!

Hey now... I'm not from Havana!

/shameless flirting on the net is fun
 
2008-04-09 03:17:20 PM  
Watchman: Cooterpunk: You're a cheap date :)

Last of the nice guys.

You want an intro thread?


um, I'm not sure, do I?

Never really thought about total farking.. it's going to take me a while to adventure through it all
 
2008-04-09 03:17:21 PM  
sarahelizabeth

As a girl who has always wanted to be a redhead (and has a thing for redheads) I know I cannot compete with their inherent hotness.

As a redhead who has always wanted not to be a redhead, I still think you should prove it...
 
2008-04-09 03:17:43 PM  
Sometimes I think Fark is just a big Ennui Prayer Wheel, showing that there are awesome girls like this that exist, but just not anywhere by you.

/And if they are, they are in relationships that they are oh so happy with.
 
2008-04-09 03:17:46 PM  
sarahelizabeth: Siamese Bream: sarahelizabeth

I'm sorry but I'm no competition for the redhead in your profile

That's the kind of comment that's just begging to be disproved.

As a girl who has always wanted to be a redhead (and has a thing for redheads) I know I cannot compete with their inherent hotness.


You may think so, but no redhead has ever sent me BIE, and therefore you currently have the opportunity to leave them all in the dust in my book...
 
2008-04-09 03:17:56 PM  
farkin_noob: Damn! I'm a too late for a little AWing?

/I always send BIE after getting WIE


after seeing you in a few threads this week I tend to believe that but alas I have no WIE to send.
 
2008-04-09 03:18:34 PM  
Vman: Gnomie

Well what is the harm now TF'er /grin you got an SCA chick kudos, I done a few in my time but never one I would bring home to mother. NOt saying anything about yours but if you know the crowd you know what I mean.


Wow. I mean that, wow. You took my picture and assumed I was SCA? The semi-pirate get up was from Origins 2007 (in Columbus), where I was helping promote a game developed by a laser engraving company (friend of mine owns it and I design some things every now and then for him).

The old adage is "Look before you leap". You leapt.

But I understand your point. Based upon your assumption.

Which won't get you BIE. But you made me LOL.
 
2008-04-09 03:18:58 PM  
farkin_noob: Siamese Bream: farkin_noob

Can a man who doesn't possess a camera to produce WIE get some sympathy BIE?

/go on, you know you want to

I didn't say it had to be your WIE, now did I?




Touche.

 
2008-04-09 03:19:21 PM  
sarahelizabeth: As a girl who has always wanted to be a redhead (and has a thing for redheads)...

Gonna be in the DC metro area any time soon?
 
2008-04-09 03:20:10 PM  
farkin_noob

I didn't say it had to be your WIE, now did I?

Ah, but if I were to send someone else's WIE, then I couldn't legitimately expect your BIE to necessarily be yours...

/over-complication? Moi?
 
2008-04-09 03:20:39 PM  
Newfielad: CooterpunkI'll stick with my antbites for a while

What more do you need? Anything more than a mouthful is a waste BONUS.


FTFY
img187.imageshack.us
Last one this time :P
 
2008-04-09 03:21:02 PM  
Cooterpunk: Watchman: Cooterpunk: You're a cheap date :)

Last of the nice guys.

You want an intro thread?

um, I'm not sure, do I?

Never really thought about total farking.. it's going to take me a while to adventure through it all


Say goodbye to productivity.
 
2008-04-09 03:21:14 PM  
Cooterpunk: um, I'm not sure, do I?

Everyone will pretend to be surly and demand to see your breasts.
Then folks will pretend they have TF wisdom to impart.
Then you'll be accused of being a guy.

It's a ride in the barrel and a trial by fire. A great way to jump in the deep end. Try it.
 
2008-04-09 03:21:27 PM  
Cooterpunk: it's going to take me a while to adventure through it all

Not really. Stick to the greenlit links, and stray far far away from the TFD page on friday nights.

... the natives get restless then
 
2008-04-09 03:21:34 PM  
TripleWithCheese:

after seeing you in a few threads this week I tend to believe that but alas I have no WIE to send.


Who, innocent me? *bats lashes* You must have me confused with another farkette.
 
2008-04-09 03:22:04 PM  
farkin_noob: Damn! I'm a too late for a little AWing?

How late is too late?
 
2008-04-09 03:22:14 PM  
Gnomie I love making assumptions, I just went to your first friend on myspace and took it from there. damn your friend randomization! Good enjoy the laugh, I am here to serve
 
2008-04-09 03:22:31 PM  
nopokerface: Marla Singer's Laundry: I hope this thing works for the almost-epic

(36 c)

There you go again;)


How could you love me if I didn't take the perky..er, low-hanging fruit?

;)
 
2008-04-09 03:23:02 PM  
Hey!

Hey, Lady!

Yes you!

I'm symmetrical!

www.newdao.com

I have so much excess energy I grew these things!

subjunctive.net

Please to favor me now with BIE, yes?

I mean, what's a guy gotta do, show you his cock?

www.malaysiasite.nl

Will this help?

www.liquorsnob.com

What's a guy gotta do?
 
2008-04-09 03:23:21 PM  
sarahelizabeth:
As a redhead who doesn't mind being a red head...

Whats your sign?
 
2008-04-09 03:23:52 PM  
Watchman: Cooterpunk: um, I'm not sure, do I?

Everyone will pretend to be surly and demand to see your breasts.
Then folks will pretend they have TF wisdom to impart.
Then you'll be accused of being a guy.

It's a ride in the barrel and a trial by fire. A great way to jump in the deep end. Try it.


Why would I be accused of being dude? I'm not sure where to start. I'll figure this out, just need a few beers and I'm sure I'll be a pro in no time.
 
2008-04-09 03:24:26 PM  
Marla Singer's Laundry: How could you love me if I didn't take the perky..er, low-hanging fruit?

Good point.
 
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