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2008-04-09 02:00:45 PM
SarahL: Watchman: SarahL: Might have to start taking pics of myself more often...

You're saying that just to hurt me. Aren't you. Aren't you.

Priapism kills...


That's what she said.
 
2008-04-09 02:01:01 PM
sarahelizabeth:


/formerly was a 38C so I know about big boobums
//now down to a 32C



Very sweet!
 
2008-04-09 02:01:20 PM
nopokerface

Again no disrespect ment, I just make assumptions and read too much into things. I don't want underage BIE or underage recipients of BIE I hate it when the lowest common denominator ruins good things for the rest of us.

JOHNDX I've liked you since you got here but man alive I would not let you within 100 yards of my GF
 
2008-04-09 02:01:25 PM
Watchman: Only if used properly.

Hmm... Didn't sound quite that harsh in my head. Then again, my ears are roaring from lack of blood in my brain...
 
2008-04-09 02:01:25 PM
Wendy's Chili:
You're probably ugly and were never going to post anyway.

You're doing it wrong.

\First rule of BIE: Don't be an ass.
 
2008-04-09 02:02:09 PM
Hollywood Cole: jamievp33: What holds this contraption onto my puppies then?

i think this thread is why your blog is slowing to a crawl.


jamie

I guess I'll have to fire my IT guy ;)

Still valid gripe though...no way this thing actually works as advertised.

Maybe if you moved REALLLLY slowly and were super careful...but who wants to be that uncomfortable? Honestly, most backs aren't that much to look at anyway.
 
2008-04-09 02:02:12 PM
I get the feeling that SarahL's TF account is now good for a few lifetimes....
 
2008-04-09 02:02:17 PM
Everyone who knew what "priapism" meant without having to look it up deserves SarahL's BIE.

Now, you're on your honor, Farkers, honor code rules.

Who knew what that word meant WITHOUT going to dictionary.com?
 
2008-04-09 02:02:22 PM
Oh great and knowledgeable Farkers! Bestow upon me the secrets of successful BIE requesting so that I too may know the joy and awestruck wonder of a visual feast at the table of a beautiful Farkette's chest!
 
2008-04-09 02:02:22 PM
I'll be happy when they start making big sized bras as pretty as little sized bras. I WANT PINK LACE!
 
2008-04-09 02:02:50 PM
Vman: Wow I hope that account number thing catches on, I am Fb-s father. Any of you whippersnappers remember that?

-Fb is my father...
Here's one for you LuckCharms
 
2008-04-09 02:03:16 PM
Vman: Again no disrespect ment, I just make assumptions and read too much into things. I don't want underage BIE or underage recipients of BIE I hate it when the lowest common denominator ruins good things for the rest of us.

No disprespect taken. And, I appreciate your dedication to the responsible proliferation of BIE.
 
2008-04-09 02:03:29 PM
jmonty: GOD BLESS YOU MAN!!!!!!

No, GOD BLESS HER!!!


I'd say he already has.

/though she might get killer backaches.
 
2008-04-09 02:04:15 PM
robsul82: priapism

If you have an... for more than... see a doctor
 
2008-04-09 02:04:16 PM
OK, I'll jump:

BIE please! (EIP)

/likes a variety, all kinds!
 
2008-04-09 02:04:30 PM
robsul82: Why do you think nothing's been greenlit for an hour, all the Fark highers-up are in here waiting for SarahL to send them a picture of her allegedly enormous boobs.

This is terrible and against what women have fought for for years. Sexual harassment by demanding BIE? What a bunch of losers...


/unless BIE is really happening, then TF subscriptions for all!
 
2008-04-09 02:04:32 PM
robsul82: Everyone who knew what "priapism" meant without having to look it up deserves SarahL's BIE.

Now, you're on your honor, Farkers, honor code rules.

Who knew what that word meant WITHOUT going to dictionary.com?


unusually long lasting & painful, uh....salutes?
 
2008-04-09 02:04:49 PM
robsul82: Everyone who knew what "priapism" meant without having to look it up deserves SarahL's BIE.

Now, you're on your honor, Farkers, honor code rules.

Who knew what that word meant WITHOUT going to dictionary.com?


anyone who has seen a Viagra commercial?
 
2008-04-09 02:05:02 PM
robsul82: Who knew what that word meant WITHOUT going to dictionary.com?

Anyone who has spent more than 10 minutes watching TV or listening to any radio station.
 
2008-04-09 02:05:39 PM
HypnoticSagacity: Oh great and knowledgeable Farkers! Bestow upon me the secrets of successful BIE requesting so that I too may know the joy and awestruck wonder of a visual feast at the table of a beautiful Farkette's chest!

Asking nicely sometimes works.
 
2008-04-09 02:05:49 PM
After sifting thru the BIE requests (yes please) and the other nonsense about bra size and whatnot, the backpack bra just doesn't look very comfortable. My wife has 42DDs and usually tried to wear TWO sports bras to contain the monsters while working out. She breaks bras and underwires like Mythbusters breaks Buster. I think as a nation we need to find the top ten smartest bustiest women and lock them in a house full of bras and supplies for two months, and tell them to just fix it. Kinda like a sexy version of the movie Paycheck, without Assfleck of course.

/just my two cents.
//Yes, I have pics of the before mentioned cleavage.
///slashiaty slash, don't slash back
 
2008-04-09 02:06:10 PM
Jae0o0: I'll be happy when they start making big sized bras as pretty as little sized bras. I WANT PINK LACE!

The lace itches like crazy. Try the web store Bare Necessities.
 
2008-04-09 02:06:13 PM
sarahelizabeth:

/formerly was a 38C so I know about big boobums
//now down to a 32C


Wow. Congrats on the weight loss.
BIE
 
2008-04-09 02:06:28 PM
robsul82:

"Who knew what that word meant WITHOUT going to dictionary.com?"

*raises hand*

I learned it from an episode of Sealab 2021
 
2008-04-09 02:06:30 PM
orat-on-a-stick: robsul82: priapism

If you have an... for more than... see a doctor


I don't believe you.

LittleKidLover: robsul82: Everyone who knew what "priapism" meant without having to look it up deserves SarahL's BIE.

Now, you're on your honor, Farkers, honor code rules.

Who knew what that word meant WITHOUT going to dictionary.com?

unusually long lasting & painful, uh....salutes?


I believe you.

TripleWithCheese: robsul82: Everyone who knew what "priapism" meant without having to look it up deserves SarahL's BIE.

Now, you're on your honor, Farkers, honor code rules.

Who knew what that word meant WITHOUT going to dictionary.com?

anyone who has seen a Viagra commercial?


I don't believe you.

nopokerface: robsul82: Who knew what that word meant WITHOUT going to dictionary.com?

Anyone who has spent more than 10 minutes watching TV or listening to any radio station.


I believe you.
 
2008-04-09 02:07:03 PM
Jae0o0: I'll be happy when they start making big sized bras as pretty as little sized bras. I WANT PINK LACE!

They make them...just be prepared to spend triple what you normally do.

My favorite for pretty is Bravissimo in the UK.

/crazy expensive
 
2008-04-09 02:07:19 PM
Zombie Zero: robsul82:

"Who knew what that word meant WITHOUT going to dictionary.com?"

*raises hand*

I learned it from an episode of Sealab 2021


I believe you!
 
2008-04-09 02:07:53 PM
SarahL: Asking nicely sometimes works.

May I, please? Thank you so much.
 
2008-04-09 02:08:12 PM
SarahL: HypnoticSagacity: Oh great and knowledgeable Farkers! Bestow upon me the secrets of successful BIE requesting so that I too may know the joy and awestruck wonder of a visual feast at the table of a beautiful Farkette's chest!

Asking nicely sometimes works.


I would greatly appreciate BIE from the lovely SarahL.
 
2008-04-09 02:08:13 PM
i307.photobucket.com
 
2008-04-09 02:08:21 PM
Is TF really worth sending out pics of the my girls naked? I think I can afford $5....
BIE should be a gift!
 
2008-04-09 02:08:34 PM
littlett's:

The lace itches like crazy. Try the web store Bare Necessities.


show me the itch!

/BIE
//used to have a scout also
 
2008-04-09 02:09:05 PM
robsul82: Everyone who knew what "priapism" meant without having to look it up deserves SarahL's BIE.

Now, you're on your honor, Farkers, honor code rules.

Who knew what that word meant WITHOUT going to dictionary.com?


Dude, anyone who's ever watched a baseball game and seen like a bajillion boner pill commercials in a row has the definition seared into their brains.
 
2008-04-09 02:09:25 PM
I got an email. SarahL is that you? You're from Nigeria? Of course I'll cash your checks.
 
2008-04-09 02:09:47 PM
5 dollar milkshake: Looks less torturous than this evil thing I discovered (kinda in the same way Columbus "discovered" America). Let's see if my hotlinking works...

That's not a bra. That some wired breast muzzle. Just how is that suposed to support anything?
 
2008-04-09 02:10:24 PM
Wendy's Chili: robsul82: Everyone who knew what "priapism" meant without having to look it up deserves SarahL's BIE.

Now, you're on your honor, Farkers, honor code rules.

Who knew what that word meant WITHOUT going to dictionary.com?

Dude, anyone who's ever watched a baseball game and seen like a bajillion boner pill commercials in a row has the definition seared into their brains.


I don't believe you.

Watchman: SarahL: Asking nicely sometimes works.

May I, please? Thank you so much.


Like this.

TripleWithCheese: SarahL: HypnoticSagacity: Oh great and knowledgeable Farkers! Bestow upon me the secrets of successful BIE requesting so that I too may know the joy and awestruck wonder of a visual feast at the table of a beautiful Farkette's chest!

Asking nicely sometimes works.

I would greatly appreciate BIE from the lovely SarahL.


And like that.

Wendy's Chili: robsul82: Everyone who knew what "priapism" meant without having to look it up deserves SarahL's BIE.

Now, you're on your honor, Farkers, honor code rules.

Who knew what that word meant WITHOUT going to dictionary.com?

Dude, anyone who's ever watched a baseball game and seen like a bajillion boner pill commercials in a row has the definition seared into their brains.


Still don't believe you.
 
2008-04-09 02:11:04 PM
SarahL: HypnoticSagacity: Oh great and knowledgeable Farkers! Bestow upon me the secrets of successful BIE requesting so that I too may know the joy and awestruck wonder of a visual feast at the table of a beautiful Farkette's chest!

Asking nicely sometimes works.


From the cockles of my heart -- Please.
 
2008-04-09 02:11:14 PM
Yeah to get on topic that bra looks like it is no fun to wear and even less to take off.
 
2008-04-09 02:11:27 PM
velina1115: BIE should be a gift!

Yes, now practice what you preach. Even if I'm not the recipient, giving is good for the soul.
 
2008-04-09 02:11:36 PM
robsul82:
TripleWithCheese: robsul82: Everyone who knew what "priapism" meant without having to look it up deserves SarahL's BIE.

Now, you're on your honor, Farkers, honor code rules.

Who knew what that word meant WITHOUT going to dictionary.com?

anyone who has seen a Viagra commercial?

I don't believe you.


Not that it greatly matters buy why not? Do you not listen to that long warning at the end of every single one of those commercials?
 
2008-04-09 02:11:39 PM
jamievp33: Jae0o0: I'll be happy when they start making big sized bras as pretty as little sized bras. I WANT PINK LACE!

They make them...just be prepared to spend triple what you normally do.

My favorite for pretty is Bravissimo in the UK.

/crazy expensive


Itching? Expensive?

These things I do not want to hear!
Guess I'll stick with img523.imageshack.us

Because atleast it serves more than one purpose.
 
2008-04-09 02:11:49 PM
SarahL: HypnoticSagacity: Oh great and knowledgeable Farkers! Bestow upon me the secrets of successful BIE requesting so that I too may know the joy and awestruck wonder of a visual feast at the table of a beautiful Farkette's chest!

Asking nicely sometimes works.


I would be most grateful if you were to bestow upon me a digital likeness of your bosom.

/EIP!
 
2008-04-09 02:13:19 PM
littlett's: 5 dollar milkshake: Looks less torturous than this evil thing I discovered (kinda in the same way Columbus "discovered" America). Let's see if my hotlinking works...

That's not a bra. That some wired breast muzzle. Just how is that suposed to support anything?


I was thinking the same thing, like a bondage device, reminds me of that one Friday night at the Dungeon... wait.. oops, forgot I can't tell that story anymore without my Mistress giving me permission.

/I so want your Scout, been looking for one for years!!
 
2008-04-09 02:13:44 PM
EPIC THREAD

/be in my bunk
 
2008-04-09 02:13:49 PM
You're damn right I'm going to get in on the requests for BIE from SarahL and anyone else who cares to grace my inbox. I can't offer TF but I can certainly do my best at an overly wordy and eloquent approbation of your assets.

/somewhat dubious that'll work, but one can try
 
2008-04-09 02:13:59 PM
littlett's: 5 dollar milkshake: Looks less torturous than this evil thing I discovered (kinda in the same way Columbus "discovered" America). Let's see if my hotlinking works...

That's not a bra. That some wired breast muzzle. Just how is that suposed to support anything?


That is a wonderful question. It's the faveo freedom bra and there is an equally disturbing video on the site that shows how to shove your puppies in there (no nips farkers, so don't bother). I can't remember how I came by this contraption, but at best I think it would just make your boobies look weird no matter what you wore it under.
 
2008-04-09 02:14:13 PM
nopokerface: velina1115: BIE should be a gift!

Yes, now practice what you preach. Even if I'm not the recipient, giving is good for the soul.


I have
 
2008-04-09 02:14:19 PM
TripleWithCheese: robsul82:
TripleWithCheese: robsul82: Everyone who knew what "priapism" meant without having to look it up deserves SarahL's BIE.

Now, you're on your honor, Farkers, honor code rules.

Who knew what that word meant WITHOUT going to dictionary.com?

anyone who has seen a Viagra commercial?

I don't believe you.


Not that it greatly matters buy why not? Do you not listen to that long warning at the end of every single one of those commercials?


The joke is that everyone knows what that word means, and so she should send BIE to everyone.
 
2008-04-09 02:14:45 PM
SarahL: HypnoticSagacity: Oh great and knowledgeable Farkers! Bestow upon me the secrets of successful BIE requesting so that I too may know the joy and awestruck wonder of a visual feast at the table of a beautiful Farkette's chest!

Asking nicely sometimes works.


Seriously? I wouldn't have thought of that strategy.

/Would you kindly send me your boobies in an e-mail?
//Eh, can't hurt to try...
 
2008-04-09 02:14:58 PM
Gnomie:
//Yes, I have pics of the before mentioned cleavage.
///slashiaty slash, don't slash back


Are you offering up your wife's boobies for BIE?

The world needs more people like you, my friend.
 
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