There is this 'big girl' in my life drawing class that could use at the very least, a bra. I don't care if it's backless or not. She needs to do something... She practically falls out of her outfits every class...

I wouldn't mind as much if they were shapely or attractive, but they have the appearance of hanging down to her hips.

I saw an ad for this the other day.

Being of the uh, bigger chested women, I can guarantee that this product won't work for anyone over a D cup, at most. Not to mention the bra-strap marks, and the strap cutting into the skin... ugh!

Too bad, it would work really well with a backless dress.

That picture from the article made my pants fit funny.

Also, this:

Fap.

Hmm.. I just don't know if they will stand up to strangling hookers like the traditional bras. We'll see.

brap: Thankfully my magnificent pups have not succumbed to gravity but still leap upward toward the sky, as I scamper about barely clothed and braless. All the while the perky alpine pleasure heaps that abide on my chest frolic, leaping, no joyfully dancing upward, as if to scream to the gods "HUMP ME ZEUS!" whilst Hera jealously looks on and weeps into the saggy socks she used to call her chest - AS I HAVE THE MOST FANTASTIC TITS IN THE UNIVERSE!

Are you littlet's alt?

/i keed

Meanwhile, women across the country have to see their GP for 1/4" deep strap blisters on their shoulders...

toejam: Hmm.. I just don't know if they will stand up to strangling hookers like the traditional bras. We'll see.

You magnficent bastard!

*JACK THE RIPPER GOLF CLAP*

I need more pics for my 'research'

Dear god, another bra thread?

/Wait.
//DEAR GOD! Another bra thread!

brap: Thankfully my magnificent pups have not succumbed to gravity but still leap upward toward the sky, as I scamper about barely clothed and braless. All the while the perky alpine pleasure heaps that abide on my chest frolic, leaping, no joyfully dancing upward, as if to scream to the gods "HUMP ME ZEUS!" whilst Hera jealously looks on and weeps into the saggy socks she used to call her chest - AS I HAVE THE MOST FANTASTIC TITS IN THE UNIVERSE!

Wow. My tits feel so inadequate now...

Backless? Women with big tits usually have backs that feature a roll of fat. Which I personally enjoy, though I realize all Farkers have supermodel girlfriends with no trace of fat or boob anywhere on them.

If true, this should bode well for the future. . .

superoogie: Dear god, another bra thread?

/Wait.
//DEAR GOD! Another bra thread!


This has been a great week on Fark!

/Boobies?

Where in the hell are all the pics of the bigguns?!?

Like this one?

I was going to post an over/under on the number of posts before the attention whores showed up...I'm too late...

I came here for pics of bigguns and got completely and utterly disappointed

Let's get started:

IrishCanadian: I saw an ad for this the other day.

Being of the uh, bigger chested women, I can guarantee that this product won't work for anyone over a D cup, at most. Not to mention the bra-strap marks, and the strap cutting into the skin... ugh!

Too bad, it would work really well with a backless dress.

I concur. I can't imagine this would work any better than those useless sticky cups.

RubyRed: I'm sure he wasn't trying to insult you with that comparison.

Not at all. Or, littlet's for that matter.

IrishCanadian: I saw an ad for this the other day.

Being of the uh, bigger chested women, I can guarantee that this product won't work for anyone over a D cup, at most. Not to mention the bra-strap marks, and the strap cutting into the skin... ugh!

Too bad, it would work really well with a backless dress.

This is is exactly what I thought when I read the article. Wife has a load up front and I don't think their cute idea is going to work. Too bad. For her desire to wear backless dresses. >:O)

Kee-rist. 38DD and no back support? My inner engineer is currently doing the math and wondering how in the hell she isn't dislocating their shoulders with this device.

/Had a girlfriend with 34DD (She was 130 and 5'2" Guess where about thirty pounds came from? I'm 6'4" and while sitting I would accidentally elbow her right in the funbag. She would beat the SHIAT out of me for it, it really damn hurt.) she couldn't wear normal padded bras. How in the hell is this going to work?
//I picture... Flames... And... Something... Going down in them... Spock...

As a well endowed girl, I have to say that looks like it would be super-painful to wear. Stupid tiny straps would basically cut my arms off.

My boobies and I will not get behind this sort of thing until someone comes up with some kind of Harkonnen anti-grav boob unit.

superoogie

Dear god, another bra thread?

/Wait.
//DEAR GOD! Another bra thread!

You sir, win the thread.


...and owe me a new keyboard... preferrably without the cappuccino puddles like mine now has.

FTFA
There's a certain category of summer fashion that can send any woman unable to dispense with a bra running for the hills.

Great. Now all I can think about is braless women running up a hill.

/I'll be in my bunk.

AS I HAVE THE MOST FANTASTIC TITS IN THE UNIVERSE!

Sorry, that title belongs to my ex-girlfriend's set.

<b>Miett:</b> <i>... Harkonnen anti-grav boob unit.</i>
I totally agree with you. Only I would like mine without the optional heart plug.

Shakes fist at tofoomeister

FTA: "The bra allows women with even large busts to flaunt their sexy backs like never before!" said Cato.

Flaunt their sexy what? They're doing it wrong!

brap: AS I HAVE THE MOST FANTASTIC TITS IN THE UNIVERSE!

Let you show me them.

My big 'uns would like to approve this but it doesn't seem like it'll work well. Le sigh.

brap: ...I HAVE THE MOST FANTASTIC TITS IN THE UNIVERSE!

No, I have the most fantastic tits in the universe.

Sadly, I'm a dude.

The only thing that bra is going to do for women with truly large breasts is make their shoulders slump even more than they already do.

/not a girl
//dated one with G cups
///her bra troubles were many
////she thought she was a D until I pointed out there was no farkin way that was possible.

Well, Farkettes, we can always dream. I will try this, though I'm not looking forward to digging the straps out of my shoulders. (No rolls of fat here, just two magnificent playthings...)


/would post pics, but don't want to be like that poor Farker and his homeschool queen...

//still, feel free to fap away

///fap.