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2008-04-09 02:28:49 PM
Damn. Too much work today got me to the party late. My inbox has been filled with nothing but work junk all day. That does not make me happy. Finding out I did not make it to this party too late WOULD make me very happy though. Please spread the joy. I would if I could.

/EIP
//YAY!
 
2008-04-09 02:28:53 PM
yeah no sharing of BIE period, not your friends not your coworkers, maybe your spouse if she really needs to make sure you are not actually fishing for dates but just great real pictures of the farkettes you admire. You are all lovely in your own way and I appreciate the BIE's today but as always want more.
 
2008-04-09 02:29:02 PM
So sponsorship is the key huh? Well ok I am good for a few. TF to the next BIE I get. I would rather spend 5 bucks for beautiful BIE than spend it on random bullshiat that i will end up forgetting about later.


Velina what is the best way to earn a BIE? Just curious.
 
2008-04-09 02:30:10 PM
5 dollar milkshake: tit muzzles

I now have todays word/phrase from Fark that I will incorporate into todays normal speech at work
 
2008-04-09 02:30:20 PM
5 dollar milkshake: I don't know, but I would be mortified to wear one in a situation where perhaps my shirt would be coming off. Could you imagine??? "Hold on sugar, I have to take my tit muzzles off. Ok, let's get it on!"

If it got to that point, I doubt the guy would mind (or even notice)...
 
2008-04-09 02:30:58 PM
Well, asking nicely seems to have worked for a few people...not all, but a few. Vman can attest to that, apparently, lol.
 
2008-04-09 02:31:01 PM
Request WIE from all who wish to contribute to my private collection of images :)

/please
 
2008-04-09 02:31:04 PM
Siamese Bream: I'm rather surprised Grither hasn't showed up to ask for BIE yet...

Summon Gither!
 
2008-04-09 02:32:26 PM
Thanks for the gifts guys.....hahaha
 
2008-04-09 02:32:26 PM
SarahL: Request WIE from all who wish to contribute to my private collection of images :)

/please


that can be arranged
 
2008-04-09 02:32:36 PM
Vman: I offer external validation for the low low price of an attachment in my email... Come on who does not want external validation. Am I the only one who finds the no face BIE's to be a shade creepy? I am not knocking them or anything I am happy for what I get and want more just is a little off putting, esp if they have a face pic in their profile or myspace.

the one's I've got so far all had faces so I wouldn't know how creepy it seems.

Since I can only parse one Fark username from the e-mail addresses I'll just say thank you ladies and I hope to see you in the next thread...
 
2008-04-09 02:32:40 PM
FortKnox: Wendy's Chili: First Rule of BIE Club: You don't share.

orat-on-a-stick: That would not be in line with the rules of BIE... For the recipient's eyes only...


You both misunderstood... I meant the skill of getting them... if you can get them and others can't, there is some skill missing in the later that the former can teach.


Well, sometimes it requires having a certain repport with a particular farkette (you know who you are), other times it's just being in the right place at the right time, like right now.
 
2008-04-09 02:32:46 PM
after reading this thread, I've come to the conclusion that I'm happy I don't have huge tatas. Most on here are tacky as hell. I'll stick with my ant bites for a while.
 
2008-04-09 02:32:55 PM
A new email... got excited... it was from my congresswoman. Dunno if she's a farkette or not, but no thanks :P
 
2008-04-09 02:33:13 PM
www.doggysnaps.com
I am pleading to you like a puppy begging for milk for BIE.
 
2008-04-09 02:33:26 PM
Gawdzilla - I salute you! Who's the redhead. (Now I'm definitely getting nothing done today...)
 
2008-04-09 02:33:31 PM
5 dollar milkshake: littlett's: 5 dollar milkshake: That is a wonderful question. It's the faveo freedom bra and there is an equally disturbing video on the site that shows how to shove your puppies in there (no nips farkers, so don't bother). I can't remember how I came by this contraption, but at best I think it would just make your boobies look weird no matter what you wore it under.

What would be the purpose of that bra. All it is doing is covering the nipples. You might as well wear pasties.

I don't know, but I would be mortified to wear one in a situation where perhaps my shirt would be coming off. Could you imagine??? "Hold on sugar, I have to take my tit muzzles off. Ok, let's get it on!"


Haha, you just made my favorites.
 
2008-04-09 02:33:35 PM
5 dollar milkshake: I don't know, but I would be mortified to wear one in a situation where perhaps my shirt would be coming off. Could you imagine??? "Hold on sugar, I have to take my tit muzzles off. Ok, let's get it on!"

I don't thing there would be any way to make that bra sexy, espically in that kind of situation.
 
2008-04-09 02:33:51 PM
Wendy's Chili: sarahelizabeth: As one who does have boobums and loves to wear backless tops in the summer, this might be something I invest in. Unfortunately this concept doesn't work for halter tops (which a big girl needs support in or else it just looks ridiculous). The only halter top that I have has a built-in bra. I didn't read the entire article but I say it was a 6-in-1 bra. I'm assuming the straps are removable I hope?

Anyway, I can see where the large chested ladies are coming from. The straps definetly look like they would be very uncomfortable. Imagine all that weight supported solely by those straps. You would have to have a strong back, shoulder muscles, and chest muscles to support where the back strap would traditionally.

/formerly was a 38C so I know about big boobums
//now down to a 32C

Before and after pics plz. EIP.

/when in rome


Considering I was a 38C when I was 13 and about 25 lbs heavier I don't have any pics from that era as well as I don't want any of you getting a visit from Chris Hanson. Yes, I had boobums that big in middle school. Gym was hellacious having boobums that huge. Now that they are smaller and perkier they are more manageable (also having a sports bra that is pretty much like a boob corset helps too) and just look better.

/best thing for large breasted ladies to do is to work out your chest muscles...it makes them more perkier
//and they wouldn't be hanging down to your knees in 10 years
///current pic is in profile; from last year when I went to NYC
 
2008-04-09 02:33:56 PM
Hollywood Cole: So sponsorship is the key huh? Well ok I am good for a few. TF to the next BIE I get. I would rather spend 5 bucks for beautiful BIE than spend it on random bullshiat that i will end up forgetting about later.


Velina what is the best way to earn a BIE? Just curious.


Sent. Not mine, but Mrs. Gnomie's.
 
2008-04-09 02:33:57 PM
Santa's Knee: Gawdzila:

BikiniRedhead FTW, thank you very much.




x 2


i2.photobucket.com

 
2008-04-09 02:34:02 PM
velina1115: Thanks for the gifts guys.....hahaha

Look for mine.... it's set next to a tanker truck for size reference.
 
2008-04-09 02:35:08 PM
in a related development to this thread...

I must increase my bust... (new window)

definitely NOT a rick roll...

possibly NSFW, although YMMV....
 
2008-04-09 02:35:14 PM
SarahL: Request WIE from all who wish to contribute to my private collection of images :)

/please


Quid pro quo, Clarice. Quid pro quo.
 
2008-04-09 02:35:36 PM
Deucednuisance: velina1115: BIE should be a gift!

In your case, madam, one I have often pondered. (Your profile, she eez magnifique!

Yes, I spelled it that way on purpose.


grass e ass
 
2008-04-09 02:35:40 PM
Cooterpunk: after reading this thread, I've come to the conclusion that I'm happy I don't have huge tatas. Most on here are tacky as hell. I'll stick with my ant bites for a while.

The guys or the girls?
 
2008-04-09 02:36:05 PM
Vman: ...maybe your spouse...

Just don't tell them about the WIE you been sending out.

/or receiving, for that matter
 
2008-04-09 02:36:19 PM
I suspect I get more because I have been here forever and can be trusted. The puppy angle is good, puppies for sweater puppies good try!
 
2008-04-09 02:36:39 PM
playdate: Zombie Zero: Well, I'm in a sponsorin' mood...

/ykwtd

Hey, I'm a 1st degree BB! Can't take any naked pics 'cause I'm at work, but I'm very tempted to earn that TF! I'll make a note of your EIP, MKay?


/Bathroom
//Cell phone
///Make Zombie Zero happy
////obviously not me :(
//Slashies!!
 
2008-04-09 02:36:47 PM
BIEfest 2008? I don't think I've seen so many requests in one thread before.
 
2008-04-09 02:36:51 PM
Yay for tit muzzles!
 
2008-04-09 02:36:57 PM
Hollywood Cole: So sponsorship is the key huh? Well ok I am good for a few. TF to the next BIE I get. I would rather spend 5 bucks for beautiful BIE than spend it on random bullshiat that i will end up forgetting about later.


Velina what is the best way to earn a BIE? Just curious.


TF seems to be working around here :)
/but not for me
 
2008-04-09 02:37:15 PM
Meh. Not my cuppa tea, but to each his own, so to speak.

ORIGINALLY came in here to comment on the number of comments but
man! did Shakespeare's Monky make me laugh!
 
2008-04-09 02:37:22 PM
littlett's: Cooterpunk: after reading this thread, I've come to the conclusion that I'm happy I don't have huge tatas. Most on here are tacky as hell. I'll stick with my ant bites for a while.

The guys or the girls?


well, not yours! that's for sure :)
 
2008-04-09 02:37:29 PM
GAWDZILLA,

What are people seeing that is so amazing?
 
2008-04-09 02:37:32 PM
Cooterpunk: after reading this thread, I've come to the conclusion that I'm happy I don't have huge tatas. Most on here are tacky as hell. I'll stick with my ant bites for a while.

ABIE?
 
2008-04-09 02:37:55 PM
FortKnox: Wendy's Chili: First Rule of BIE Club: You don't share.

orat-on-a-stick: That would not be in line with the rules of BIE... For the recipient's eyes only...


You both misunderstood... I meant the skill of getting them... if you can get them and others can't, there is some skill missing in the later that the former can teach.


The skill appears to be asking nicely and not being creepy. Even though one lovely lady did say that compliments usually get you no where.
 
2008-04-09 02:38:09 PM
Cooterpunk: after reading this thread, I've come to the conclusion that I'm happy I don't have huge tatas. Most on here are tacky as hell. I'll stick with my ant bites for a while.



Would be honored to receive said ant bites in email ;)


/BIE
 
2008-04-09 02:38:19 PM
Cooterpunk: I'll stick with my ant bites for a while.

You look absolutely perfect.
 
2008-04-09 02:39:07 PM
Vman: I suspect I get more because I have been here forever and can be trusted. The puppy angle is good, puppies for sweater puppies good try!

I get mine cause I have found that I give em WIE first. Sooooo Im guessing they just like what they see... or feel sorry for me.
 
2008-04-09 02:39:34 PM
FortKnox: A new email... got excited... it was from my congresswoman. Dunno if she's a farkette or not, but no thanks :P

Was it CBIE?
 
2008-04-09 02:39:36 PM
Hollywood Cole: what is the best way to earn a BIE? Just curious.

You might as well ask a Bowerbird what pleases the female of his species.

No one knows.

I mean, why does this work?

www.lifesci.ucsb.edu

"Hey, I'm symmetrical!"
 
2008-04-09 02:39:42 PM
sarahelizabeth: Wendy's Chili: sarahelizabeth: As one who does have boobums and loves to wear backless tops in the summer, this might be something I invest in. Unfortunately this concept doesn't work for halter tops (which a big girl needs support in or else it just looks ridiculous). The only halter top that I have has a built-in bra. I didn't read the entire article but I say it was a 6-in-1 bra. I'm assuming the straps are removable I hope?

Anyway, I can see where the large chested ladies are coming from. The straps definetly look like they would be very uncomfortable. Imagine all that weight supported solely by those straps. You would have to have a strong back, shoulder muscles, and chest muscles to support where the back strap would traditionally.

/formerly was a 38C so I know about big boobums
//now down to a 32C

Before and after pics plz. EIP.

/when in rome

Considering I was a 38C when I was 13 and about 25 lbs heavier I don't have any pics from that era as well as I don't want any of you getting a visit from Chris Hanson. Yes, I had boobums that big in middle school. Gym was hellacious having boobums that huge. Now that they are smaller and perkier they are more manageable (also having a sports bra that is pretty much like a boob corset helps too) and just look better.

/best thing for large breasted ladies to do is to work out your chest muscles...it makes them more perkier
//and they wouldn't be hanging down to your knees in 10 years
///current pic is in profile; from last year when I went to NYC


I've already seen that one. I mean... wow you look good. I'm not a stalker... Really.
 
2008-04-09 02:39:50 PM
orat-on-a-stick: Cooterpunk: after reading this thread, I've come to the conclusion that I'm happy I don't have huge tatas. Most on here are tacky as hell. I'll stick with my ant bites for a while.



Would be honored to receive said ant bites in email ;)


/BIE


Not that kinda gal, sorry.

thanks, watchman
 
2008-04-09 02:40:33 PM
Hollywood Cole: GAWDZILLA,

What are people seeing that is so amazing?


Meh, redheads make me drool like I got a triple shot of Novocaine.

I am a simple man.
 
2008-04-09 02:40:45 PM
SarahL: Request WIE from all who wish to contribute to my private collection of images :)

/please


Maybe after work.
 
2008-04-09 02:40:47 PM
Cooterpunk: after reading this thread, I've come to the conclusion that I'm happy I don't have huge tatas. Most on here are tacky as hell. I'll stick with my ant bites for a while.

I'm suddenly feeling the urge to stick my hand in a fire ant mound.
 
2008-04-09 02:42:09 PM
Deucednuisance: Hollywood Cole: what is the best way to earn a BIE? Just curious.

You might as well ask a Bowerbird what pleases the female of his species.

No one knows.

I mean, why does this work?



"Hey, I'm symmetrical!"


that looks like a . . . um
 
2008-04-09 02:42:29 PM
Gnomie sharing is caring bro :-)

And GAWD that was one hell of a redhead. My productivity hates you but my pants are happy

velina1115 LEt me stand in line to be the next to tell you you look like a better aged demi moore
 
2008-04-09 02:42:29 PM
Cooterpunk: littlett's: Cooterpunk: after reading this thread, I've come to the conclusion that I'm happy I don't have huge tatas. Most on here are tacky as hell. I'll stick with my ant bites for a while.

The guys or the girls?

well, not yours! that's for sure :)


i161.photobucket.com

I like where this is going.
 
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