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2008-04-09 01:09:45 PM  
Vman: I love big jugs and I can not lie. They are magical.

CC me up for any of Overlord Mikes BIE requests...

Is it still CC when you are hoping for DD's?

Maybe BCC Boobies Carbon Copy.

36C is a pretty ideal size in my humble opinion. but my favorite ones are the ones in my email. (which you will be dutifully sending shortly right lovely farkettes?)


THIS!
 
2008-04-09 01:09:45 PM  
If it works that would kick ass but I can also see it not working for most "big" girls. C/D sure fine it would work but over that you would just basically fall over and scream because the blood supply to your arms is getting cut off.

/Ever try to find a sports bra for a 34G?
//Ever try to find a normal bra for a 34G that doesn't give you "bullet" boobs?
///All hail the awesomeness that is Fantasise!
 
2008-04-09 01:09:49 PM  
solcofn: I went digging threw my "research papers" and found this pic of Carla Gugino....

I'd drink her bathwater. I'd smoke her tampons. There is no limit to the number of things I'd eat out of her ass.
 
2008-04-09 01:10:17 PM  
SarahL: And do the boobies need to be unsupported or are bras out of the question?

You're really over-thinking this. In the time spent asking all these questions, you could have made several people very happy.
 
2008-04-09 01:11:10 PM  
i257.photobucket.com
 
2008-04-09 01:11:11 PM  
"Basically it was like the standard convertible bra, able to be worn as halter, strapless, et cetera, but also had pockets to tuck the wing into."

If it has the small straps that they are showing in the article, it looks like it will be a little painful! Those convertable bras are nice, but they can really dig in to you.


sizes 34B through 38DD

If they do work out, hopefully they will produce them in a 30 or a 32 band size.
 
2008-04-09 01:11:20 PM  
I knew this thread had promise before I clicked. Yet, somehow I accidentally read a few words as I was scrolling through the pics.

That means: this thread needs more boobies--keep them coming, and hope it doesn't get yanked.
 
2008-04-09 01:11:21 PM  
SarahL: And do the boobies need to be unsupported or are bras out of the question?

either way work for me

but the WIE will differ on different means of undress
 
2008-04-09 01:12:36 PM  
littlett's:
If they do work out, hopefully they will produce them in a 30 or a 32 band size.


if you post in this thread you must send BIE to someone....
preferably me
 
2008-04-09 01:12:39 PM  
BIE please.

That is all.
 
2008-04-09 01:12:54 PM  
SarahL: I'm unfamiliar with this BIE phenomenon. Explain this BIE to me...

Looks like somebody could use a TotalFark sponsorship...
 
2008-04-09 01:12:58 PM  
Anne.Uumellmahaye: I can't imagine this would work any better than those useless sticky cups.

If you don't want sticky cups, you just need to take off the bra before I finish.
 
2008-04-09 01:13:27 PM  
Damn my inbox is STILL empty.
 
2008-04-09 01:13:36 PM  
Regarding the picture in the article, does the model's head look like it was shopped on?

d.yimg.com

/Maybe it's just me
//Hope I don't get banned for that.
 
2008-04-09 01:14:10 PM  
playdate:

Hey, Beth from Dog the Bounty Hunter!
 
2008-04-09 01:15:03 PM  
+1
 
2008-04-09 01:15:27 PM  
jamievp33: What holds this contraption onto my puppies then?

i think this thread is why your blog is slowing to a crawl.
 
2008-04-09 01:15:39 PM  
BIE... Anytime you wish :D
 
2008-04-09 01:15:39 PM  
Hollywood Cole: Damn my inbox is STILL empty.

Don't worry she's just trying to get the angle right.
 
2008-04-09 01:15:57 PM  
Humbly joins the BIE request for the following:

Lafiel
brap
Miett



/doubts anything will come of it
 
2008-04-09 01:16:46 PM  
floppymcjoe: /doubts anything will come of it

It won't. Lighters rarely send out BIE. There's a decent amount in TF, though.
 
2008-04-09 01:17:03 PM  
Miett: As a well endowed girl...

Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2008-04-09 01:17:29 PM  
floppymcjoe: Humbly joins the BIE request for the following:

Lafiel
brap
Miett


/doubts anything will come of it


You better hope not, in one case anyway.
 
2008-04-09 01:17:35 PM  
Racing towards infinity...we arrrrrrre...racing towards infinity...
 
2008-04-09 01:18:08 PM  
FeBolas: There's a decent amount in TF, though.

Drew?
 
2008-04-09 01:18:18 PM  
We just brought down.
http://blog.voluptuousprincess.com/
 
2008-04-09 01:18:48 PM  
nopokerface: Drew?

Yup! 'cept I drink Yuengling instead of Heineken.
 
2008-04-09 01:19:52 PM  
Surely everyone knows that BIE means:

"Please, oh please, send me a photo of your sweater monkeys via this splendid invention called the internet"

/or Boobies in Email for short

//going to add email to me profile...
 
2008-04-09 01:19:57 PM  
Whoa! Thanks for the unsolicited BIE!

and I didn't even have to ask for it.

Perverts :-)
 
2008-04-09 01:20:45 PM  
This thread is soon to hit "Legendary" status...
 
2008-04-09 01:20:50 PM  
I'm not sure if we're still on topic this far down or not, or if everyone has been sidetracked with nice looking girls in bikinis.

But what happens when the woman reaches for something or bends down? It seems that without something actually wrapping around the back that it would continuely shift in the front. And in order for it to not shift, it seems as though the straps would have to be tight on the shoulders.

And another thing...not all big chested women are skinny with big boobs. This invention is just begging all the no-class chubbies to show off their back fat. Ew.
 
2008-04-09 01:20:56 PM  
JOHNDX: Whoa! Thanks for the unsolicited BIE!

Ah, the ever-elusive UBIE. Congrats!
 
2008-04-09 01:21:33 PM  
JOHNDX: Whoa! Thanks for the unsolicited BIE!

and I didn't even have to ask for it.

Perverts :-)


BASTARD!
 
2008-04-09 01:23:14 PM  
I need one of those shockabsorbers. One day, when I still worked, I watched myself walk up to the glass doors of the lobby and realized my boobs bounce ALOT when I walk. I won't go out in public without a bra. It isn't so much the bouncing, its the headlight effect I find embarassing.
 
2008-04-09 01:23:23 PM  
LandOfChocolate

It is more than just bobbies in email. It is a stand, it is a glorious concept that will right the ills of the world. IT is empowerment for women. It puts you in control of your sexuality, it battles years of male oppression in a single grainy photo. It is the pinnacle of human evolution. Hell it is whatever will make more of them show up in my email.
 
2008-04-09 01:24:29 PM  
SarahL: And do the boobies need to be unsupported or are bras out of the question?

There are no rules to BIE.. are you worried that you'll get in trouble for wearing a bra in the picture?
 
2008-04-09 01:24:37 PM  
ganzygrl: Well, Farkettes, we can always dream. I will try this, though I'm not looking forward to digging the straps out of my shoulders. (No rolls of fat here, just two magnificent playthings...)


/would post pics, but don't want to be like that poor Farker and his homeschool queen...

//still, feel free to fap away

///fap.


farking A, man. That meme has become the default excuse for farkettes not posting pics. Do you know how many farkers and farkettes have posted pics in threads or at least in their profile? Thousands! They're only turned into memes when some douchebag (no offense, tmim) is bragging about his hot wife or foolishly posts a picture of his slutty little sister (which is the internets equivolent to bringing her to your frat house). So please, stop using that as an excuse. You're probably ugly and were never going to post anyway.
 
2008-04-09 01:25:14 PM  
Vman: LandOfChocolate

It is more than just bobbies in email. It is a stand, it is a glorious concept that will right the ills of the world. IT is empowerment for women. It puts you in control of your sexuality, it battles years of male oppression in a single grainy photo. It is the pinnacle of human evolution. Hell it is whatever will make more of them show up in my email.


You were doing so good until the last sentence, hahaha.
 
2008-04-09 01:25:35 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2008-04-09 01:25:36 PM  
tartcake: its the headlight effect I find embarassing hypnotic.

FTFY
 
2008-04-09 01:25:41 PM  
This is not a bookmark for later

/EIP
 
2008-04-09 01:25:51 PM  
BIE EIP

/can't wait to visit again after work
 
2008-04-09 01:26:05 PM  
JMcDub: But what happens when the woman reaches for something or bends down? It seems that without something actually wrapping around the back that it would continuely shift in the front. And in order for it to not shift, it seems as though the straps would have to be tight on the shoulders.


It looks to be sort of like a back pack, so as long as the shoulder strap are tight, it should stay still. But I would think that it would be painful in a matter of a few hours. But you typically are not going to be wearing a dress or a top that would require a bra like that for a very long time anyway.
 
2008-04-09 01:26:44 PM  
Ah, this thread reminds me of the 'old days' on Fark, when we
used to get Boobies pics on the front page (and people who
weren't TF'ers could post to them).

Almost makes me want to re-up my TF membership.
 
2008-04-09 01:28:06 PM  
chestylaruegal: If it works that would kick ass but I can also see it not working for most "big" girls. C/D sure fine it would work but over that you would just basically fall over and scream because the blood supply to your arms is getting cut off.

/Ever try to find a sports bra for a 34G?
//Ever try to find a normal bra for a 34G that doesn't give you "bullet" boobs?
///All hail the awesomeness that is Fantasise!


I cannot imagine how difficult it must be to find a good 34G bra. Finding a decent 34DD bra is incredibly difficult around these parts. You have my sympathy/boob envy. ;)
 
2008-04-09 01:28:31 PM  
Cooterpunk:

"There are some rediculous boobs in this thread.

Guys actually think the HUGE ones are not too much?"


IMHO, 34B is the peak of perfection, especially in the area of tactile response and sensitivity.

/my two cents
 
2008-04-09 01:28:35 PM  
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2008-04-09 01:29:02 PM  
Cooterpunk: There are some rediculous boobs in this thread.

Guys actually think the HUGE ones are not too much?


They are just part of the total package. Some guys may think that they are the total package, but I prefer critical thinking, self-assured women. I don't care if they have boobs or not.
 
2008-04-09 01:29:43 PM  
DjangoStonereaver: Ah, this thread reminds me of the 'old days' on Fark, when we
used to get Boobies pics on the front page (and people who
weren't TF'ers could post to them).

Almost makes me want to re-up my TF membership.


Indeed, I miss everyone being able to comment on Boobies links.

There is so much unintentional comedy in some of those shoots but hardly anyone is there to enjoy it
 
2008-04-09 01:30:22 PM  
I would also like to add SarahL to my BIE list as well as any willing farkette.
 
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