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(Some Boobies) Boobies Victoria's Secret introduces Bra of Doom. France surrenders   ( divider line
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3353 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Nov 2002 at 9:48 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-11-11 10:28:05 PM  
Elvira...I'd have to come by and check your size. For the fitting. Umm...ya.
2002-11-11 10:35:55 PM  
I saw that thing for real once. Nothing special... just had a bunch of rocks that I learned about in Geology on it.
2002-11-11 10:37:20 PM  
Ni teivos aissur, arb sraew uoy!
2002-11-11 10:38:10 PM  
This reminds me of something Jerry "The King" Lawler once said - "Panties aren't the best thing on Earth, but they're next to it."
2002-11-11 10:44:29 PM  
A good wet t-shirt costs so much less...
2002-11-11 10:44:50 PM  
I'd get it, but green really isn't my color.

That and I'm poor.
2002-11-11 10:45:52 PM  
In the spirit of a repeat thread...
[image from too old to be available]
2002-11-11 10:46:04 PM  
I don't care about the bra, HOW MUCH FOR THE GIRL?
2002-11-11 10:47:11 PM  
I don't see Dr. Doom anywhere on the bra.
2002-11-11 10:48:39 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2002-11-11 10:49:40 PM  
DarkJohnson, you're very very funny.
2002-11-11 10:50:32 PM  
Forget the bra, I'd just wear the panties with the crotch cut out.....donations, donations....
2002-11-11 10:52:44 PM  
aha! we have located the girl within this thread.
2002-11-11 10:54:52 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

Note the name of the designer(s). This bra is clearly one step after the keyboard tie. Soon the PM of Malaysia will be assassinated and we're all doomed.
2002-11-11 10:55:50 PM  
Let's say a very, very rich chubby chaser decides to get his best gal a very, very nice gift for Xmas. Forget chubby chaser, actually - plenty of average/healthy women are bigger than that model. That bra is *maybe* a 34C, tops, the panties are tiny... does Victoria's Secret slap a few more inches of diamonds on the band of the bra and the waistband of the panties so that it actually fits the lucky girl who will be wearing it? I mean, the guy's dropping ten mil on it...or maybe a rich woman's buying it for herself. Either way. It should at least fit properly.

</pointless curiosity>
2002-11-11 10:57:32 PM  
I don't like these expensive bra's. I have a hard enough time getting a girl to take her cheap one off, much less a diamond encrusted one.
2002-11-11 10:58:16 PM  
MissPudding does this mean I get to be on your cool farkers list? ;)
2002-11-11 10:58:27 PM  
Thing is, the stones aren't real. They don't make a REAL one until somebody orders it...
2002-11-11 10:59:03 PM  
looks uncomfortable.
2002-11-11 10:59:34 PM  
11-11-02 10:58:27 PM The_Pole_Of_Justice
Thing is, the stones aren't real. They don't make a REAL one until somebody orders it...

But the breasts are real right?
2002-11-11 11:00:40 PM  
good god, im sure they'll make the thing fit anna nicole if she wants it.
2002-11-11 11:01:29 PM  
Wow, I can look in her eyes and see straight through to the back of her skull.

I'd still hit it in a heartbeat...
2002-11-11 11:01:52 PM  
dear whoever posted this article: you are a witless asshat. the "vic's secret jewel encrusted bra" link has been posted SO many freaking times, including at least twice in the last 7 days. the "france surrenders" line has NO relevance, you just put it in to be a cliche-throwing moron with no wit whatsoever. never submit a link again, please.
2002-11-11 11:03:45 PM  
11-11-02 10:59:34 PM Matchbook
11-11-02 10:58:27 PM The_Pole_Of_Justice
Thing is, the stones aren't real. They don't make a REAL one until somebody orders it...

But the breasts are real right?

I wouldn't bet on that one either.
2002-11-11 11:09:04 PM 4F-156988&moreInfoInd=largeView
2002-11-11 11:09:55 PM  
My underpants are already well encrusted with the family jewels.

Anyway, if you bought those for a g/f she'd probably just complain they were the wrong colour and made her look like a slut (well....duh) or they're a size too big and you think she's fat, don't you and so on

Just buy her a new iron. And spend the rest of the money with your mates at the pub, at least they'll be grateful.

Actually, could the whole gem/undies thing be taken further - an engagement thong?
2002-11-11 11:11:31 PM  
If a girl's too poor to afford a total breast job, can she just have one done at half the price?
2002-11-11 11:13:45 PM  
yeah but she'd end up walking in circles
2002-11-11 11:22:23 PM  
very good point Mereflesh
2002-11-11 11:23:08 PM  
10 million? Only if it comes with the model of my choice!
2002-11-11 11:26:22 PM  
testing filter:

soviet russia
2002-11-12 01:14:04 AM  
Does anyone know who that chick from the taco bell carne asada commercials is? She's brunette, fkin hot.... yeah
2002-11-12 04:33:47 AM  
2002-11-12 05:10:02 AM  
Can we say OLD ???

This has been posted over and over on here (4 times at least).

We need to get a "Drew is running out of ideas" tag.
2002-11-12 05:30:58 AM  
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2002-11-12 05:58:30 AM  
the only boobies i liked was the Boobiesers(see bio)... yummi :)
2002-11-12 06:44:24 AM  
Reeeeeeeeeeeeepeat. :D

And to think, none of my links never makes it through. Oh well.
2002-11-12 10:01:56 AM  
If its $10,000,000, the kittens are safe.
2002-11-12 06:22:19 PM  
Good for her. I like her personality...positive and charming.

Also, she should thank Fark for all the traffic and publicity.

Next project:
2002-11-12 06:24:51 PM  
doh ! wat the fark ! how did i gravitate from karyn to this boobies board?!?!
2002-11-12 06:59:36 PM  
You guys can have the bra. I'll take what's inside. :-)
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