Wait, wait wait .... the only time most women will put her vagina on camera is when there's a baby coming out of it? what kind of justice is there in that? Seriously!

I bet they're not hot and all freshly shaved either, right?

It's like the opposite of a snuff film.

:click: CNN
:click: NBC
:click: "Hi, I'm Katie Couric"
:click!: :click!: "Instant death. Dammit, I want instant death!"

LOL
Great headline

What has to suck is the rest of your military buddies watching with you, busting your balls about how stretched out she'll be.

Persephone? Really?? I wish that kid all the luck in the world during her school years. YEESH!

rubi_con_man: Wait, wait wait .... the only time most women will put her vagina on camera is when there's a baby coming out of it? what kind of justice is there in that? Seriously!

I bet they're not hot and all freshly shaved either, right?

shoot, give them a Myspace account and a digital camera. Sit back and watch the snizz flow...

When Lori began to give birth, the camera was aimed at the doctors so Chris Phinney could watch his daughter be born.

Seems to me they were pointing at the wrong gaping hole.

"Persephone? Were you parents hippies?"

"Actually, my dad served in Iraq."

We live in wild times.

YOU DID THIS TO ME!!

I couldn't find the right picture but I think you guys get where I'm coming from.

tothekor: YOU DID THIS TO ME!!

I couldn't find the right picture but I think you guys get where I'm coming from.

She grabbed my bottom lip and pulled it over my head?

wiredroach: She grabbed my bottom lip and pulled it over my head?

I want morphine!

IXI Jim IXI: I want morphine!

Natural...Child...Birth! We had to go a class to teach us natural child birth.

Persephone??

Sounds like a horse's name


I would pass on the whole birth watching thing because of two words.


Mucus Plug

And yet, the kids americans are killing in Iraq don't get that kind of attention. Very paradoxical.

omg_lol: And yet, the kids americans are killing in Iraq don't get that kind of attention. Very paradoxical.

Wow! Really good troll. Would you like a snack? Okay. Here you go.

Magic_Button: Persephone??

Sounds like a horse's name


I would pass on the whole birth watching thing because of two words.


Mucus Plug

*snert!* That's probably the least disgusting thing about it all.

tothekor: YOU DID THIS TO ME!!

I couldn't find the right picture but I think you guys get where I'm coming from.

That's the first thing that I thought of too. Listened to that album (I think it was "Why is There Air?") a LOT in the 70's.

omg_lol: And yet, the kids americans are killing in Iraq don't get that kind of attention. Very paradoxical.

No it's not. It's human nature. We care more about those close to us than outsiders.

/Crap. Am I feeding a troll?
// 6/10

Farkwaddle: Persephone? Really?? I wish that kid all the luck in the world during her school years. YEESH!

What about her career years? How far are your 'Persephone's going to go in life, compared to your 'Elizabeth's and 'Jessica's? That kind of naming has got to be considered a form of child abuse.

/example: Kipland Philip 'Kip' Kinkel
//Killed his folks and shot up a school
///See what bad names can do to you?

omg_lol: And yet, the kids americans are killing in Iraq don't get that kind of attention.

I don't think the Iraqis would appreciate a camera crew wandering the country in search of bulging beaver shots.

omg_lol: And yet, the kids americans are killing in Iraq don't get that kind of attention. Very paradoxical.

Troll. If they are carrying a gun in a war zone, they aren´t kids.

/And you can take that Collateral Damage bullshiat and shove it in your bleeding-hippie back-vagina

tothekor: omg_lol: And yet, the kids americans are killing in Iraq don't get that kind of attention. Very paradoxical.

Wow! Really good troll. Would you like a snack? Okay. Here you go.

I second that. Spot on.

Can we stop with the schtik that childbirth is painful and that the soon to be mother needs to extract some measure of revenge on the hapless father?

You're having a baby. Do you really want to reduce this incredible life giving experience to that of a melodramatic, trite joke?

rubi_con_man: I bet they're not hot and all freshly shaved either, right?

I assume they are at least shaved, unless you want a kid born with rug burn.

Hamster Lover: You're having a baby. Do you really want to reduce this incredible life giving experience to that of a melodramatic, trite joke?

You've been here long enough to KNOW the answer to that question...

Hamster Lover: You're having a baby. Do you really want to reduce this incredible life giving experience to that of a melodramatic, trite joke?

Yep.

IXI Jim IXI: What has to suck is the rest of your military buddies watching with you, busting your balls about how stretched out she'll be.

Do you know anything about the military?!? He probably got a farkin' parade. Soldierizing is one thing, being a Daddy is another.

Wow, he knocked up his wife and then abandoned her to kill brown people in the desert. What a hero!

Sammy Jenkins: Wow, he knocked up his wife and then abandoned her to stop brown people from killing brown people in the desert. What a hero!

Fixed for you, dumbass.

Sammy Jenkins: Wow, he knocked up his wife and then abandoned her to kill brown people in the desert

What, did he push her out the car in Beruit or something?

wiredroach: Hamster Lover: You're having a baby. Do you really want to reduce this incredible life giving experience to that of a melodramatic, trite joke?

Yep.

Well, that explains Dane Cook...

Sammy Jenkins: "Wow, he knocked up his wife and then abandoned her to kill brown people in the desert."

Well, at least he gave a moron like you the opportunity to make a post on FARK.

Dickhead.

Was it Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster?

(yeah, OT, but I'll take any excuse to use say or type that most excellent of names, dammit)

Sammy Jenkins: Wow, he knocked up his wife and then abandoned her to kill brown people in the desert. What a hero!

Would it have been more PC if he'd gone off to kill swedes or poles or canadians?

/jerk

Why do our enlisted insist on getting married and having kids when they know they might have to go off to fight and ***possibly*** be killed? People need to enlist when they're not married and know they don't have children! No sense in having widows and children with only single parents out there...I'm not the only one who thinks this am I?

/Yeah, I'm trollin' a little
//I still support the troops

My mom and her mom were present at the birth of our son. And by "present", my wife meant "get the fark out of here NOW!"

IXI Jim IXI: What has to suck is the rest of your military buddies watching with you, busting your balls about how stretched out she'll be.

Do you know anything about the military?!? He probably got a farkin' parade. Soldierizing is one thing, being a Daddy is another.

OOOOOOOOHHHHHH yeah. Keep going!

TxRabbit: rubi_con_man: I bet they're not hot and all freshly shaved either, right?

I assume they are at least shaved, unless you want a kid born with rug burn.

Um, you mean women have hair on the INSIDES of their vaginas??? Never been very close to one, have you? Or witnessed a child being born....

Hamster Lover: Can we stop with the schtik that childbirth is painful and that the soon to be mother needs to extract some measure of revenge on the hapless father? You're having a baby. Do you really want to reduce this incredible life giving experience to that of a melodramatic, trite joke?

Actually, calling it an "incredible life-giving experience" is kind of melodramatic and trite. It's a common biological function that, for the majority of women, hurts more than anything in life ever should.

maxicek: Um, you mean women have hair on the INSIDES of their vaginas???

Someone needs to explain "trannies" to him. Gently.
/you'd think he'd have figured it out by now

FarkingUpTheWrongTree: /you'd think he'd have figured it out by now

Er, clarification: Was in reference to TXRabbit, maxi :)

maxicek: TxRabbit: rubi_con_man: I bet they're not hot and all freshly shaved either, right?

I assume they are at least shaved, unless you want a kid born with rug burn.

Um, you mean women have hair on the INSIDES of their vaginas??? Never been very close to one, have you? Or witnessed a child being born....

FarkingUpTheWrongTree: maxicek: Um, you mean women have hair on the INSIDES of their vaginas???

Someone needs to explain "trannies" to him. Gently.
/you'd think he'd have figured it out by now

The nearest I've ever been near one is my birth, and that was Casearian. Now way are you getting me near those nasty coochies.
As for trannies, no need to explain yourself to me, I'd rather not know anything about anyone that cuts off the most sacred part of a man.

TxRabbit: The nearest I've ever been near one is my birth

You and me and half the Farkers here, brother :-\

/I keed, I keed

Juniper Jupiter: Why do our enlisted insist on getting married and having kids when they know they might have to go off to fight and ***possibly*** be killed? People need to enlist when they're not married and know they don't have children! No sense in having widows and children with only single parents out there...I'm not the only one who thinks this am I?


Housing, pay and support services. If you are single and childless in the military, you'll get the short end of stick. The quality of life in the military is better if you have dependents.

/Seen single E5s living in barracks while married E3's lived in housing

Too late. There's a strip club in Windsor Ont. Ca that had one way back in 1987. Nice try though.