Why can't they just go kill themselves somewhere in the swamps of Jersey?

SushiJoe: Is it made by the PrettyHate corporation?



Approves

But seriously, I don't see a problem with this.

Why can't they just drink themselves to death like a good German?

Thisbymaster: Why can't they just drink themselves to death like a good German?

You know who else was German and killed himself?

/obligatory

Can we get Bruce to test it? You know, just to be sure?

/self-important, grunter

Anythong involving an injection is automatically disqualified as "bearable".

Whatever happened to running the car in the garage?

kc987654: Thisbymaster: Why can't they just drink themselves to death like a good German?

You know who else was German and killed himself?

/obligatory

Lotto Lothar?

Already invented.

Came here for the suicide booth. Was not disappointed.

/Very happy it was the Boobies.

r0d3nt: Anythong involving an injection is automatically disqualified as "bearable".

Whatever happened to running the car in the garage?

Catalytic converters?

defiantly just learned about something like this in psychology class...

doc. death was his nickname, went around doing assisted suicide with a mechanism that sounds exactly like this one..

soo.. this isn't news to me.

Suicide is just one of those things that needs a little of that human touch.

vernonFL: I was always a big fan of the 'vodka and barbituates' method.

I prefer the hookers and blow method, not that yours is bad.

You all know what happened the last time they let a German make an "assisted suicide" machine...

tweekster: kc987654: Thisbymaster: Why can't they just drink themselves to death like a good German?

You know who else was German and killed himself?

/obligatory

Lotto Lothar?

Sorry, the answer was the Goebbels family, but thanks for playing.

kc987654
Thisbymaster: Why can't they just drink themselves to death like a good German?

You know who else was German Austrian and killed himself?

FTFY

kc987654: Thisbymaster: Why can't they just drink themselves to death like a good German?

You know who else was German and killed himself?

/obligatory

Godwin is pleased...thread closed.

I'm disappointed that they left Godwin out of that story.

a simple sick device devised to overload on love
to bring us colored dreams and soundtracked waves of fun

What it built for two?

doshus

This!
Awesome band.

I personally would like to see one of these installed in every old folks home and high school in the country.

Oh, and outside of all sports arenas. (Especially NASCAR) I cannot stress this last one enough people.

blackrocker: defiantly just learned about something like this in psychology class...

doc. death was his nickname, went around doing assisted suicide with a mechanism that sounds exactly like this one..

soo.. this isn't news to me.

Jack Kevorkian's setup the machine and let them push the button when they are ready method does sound very similar.

My issue with this if you're going to kill yourself why does it matter how you do it? Why does having an MD present make it better or worse?

a button you say? is it a big, red, shiny button?

ckirchen1: doshus

This!
Awesome band.

So true...A Match and Some Gasoline is music to cause involuntary suicide to!

Came here for the Futurama reference

/not disappointed

guygadbois: kc987654
Thisbymaster: Why can't they just drink themselves to death like a good German?

You know who else was German Austrian and killed himself?

FTFY

Meh, considering Austria voted to be annexed by Germany and he annexed any location that contained Germans I think it passes. Ethnicity not nationality is what we're dealing with in my taking some artistic license.

/sorry

So Germany has caught up to the 90's?

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This has the potential for an exciting debate about the ethics of assisted suicide, helping out those people who want to die but are physically unable to kill themselves.

Not going to happen of course - this is Fark. Instead, can we get a LOLCAT of a cat at the vets about to be injected saying "Assis ted Suey Sides? DO NOT WANT!"

daas_boot: I personally would like to see one of these installed in every old folks home and high school in the country.

Oh, and outside of all sports arenas. (Especially NASCAR) I cannot stress this last one enough people.

You forgot Apple stores.

I bet it's well built, but lacks cup holders.

I'm not sure I've ever understood the religious need to torture those who wish to die. It's kind of sick and twisted...

I went to a blues festival once where they tried something similar. $5 got you a double shot of Jack and a magnum with one bullet.

blackrocker: defiantly just learned about something like this in psychology class...

doc. death was his nickname, went around doing assisted suicide with a mechanism that sounds exactly like this one..

soo.. this isn't news to me.

How's freshman year at community college down in "lousisana"? And why are you so defiant about learning in psych class?

blackrocker: defiantly just learned about something like this in psychology class...

doc. death was his nickname, went around doing assisted suicide with a mechanism that sounds exactly like this one..

soo.. this isn't news to me.

...You learned about Dr. Kevorkian and now think you're a step ahead of everyone because you knew about something like this? Oh.

Mayhem_2006: This has the potential for an exciting debate about the ethics of assisted suicide, helping out those people who want to die but are physically unable to kill themselves.

Not going to happen of course - this is Fark. Instead, can we get a LOLCAT of a cat at the vets about to be injected saying "Assis ted Suey Sides? DO NOT WANT!"

Why not both?

Personally I do not see any ethical dilemma regarding a person desiring to end their life in circumstances such as terminal illness etc. Nor should someone be prevented from providing that person with the most painless methods of doing so.

ever notice that the only people that have a problem with suicide are religious ones? if that is the best reason people can come up to oppose suicide or euthanasia then STFU and leave people alone. this guy is a hero.

/my dad killed himself car/garage style
//don't blame him, this place sucks.

TripleWithCheese: My issue with this if you're going to kill yourself why does it matter how you do it? Why does having an MD present make it better or worse?

my issue is if you're going to kill yourself then your organs should be harvested since you choose to not use them any more.
/runs for cover...