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2008-04-04 09:48:28 AM
Heh - Nice headline, subby.
 
2008-04-04 10:47:43 AM
nice, I lol'd. So is Quantum Of Solace his last Bond film? His quotes make it seem that way, but maybe he is just posturing for a raise.
 
2008-04-04 11:36:43 AM
What a farking tool this guy is.
 
2008-04-04 11:37:13 AM
baorao: nice, I lol'd. So is Quantum Of Solace his last Bond film? His quotes make it seem that way, but maybe he is just posturing for a raise.

I think he's signed on for 5 more and he's already making more bank than any other Bond in the franchise history.

I wouldn't be surprised to find out the comment was made tongue-in-cheek and someone printed it like actual news.
 
2008-04-04 11:43:48 AM
I thought the ladies were really fond of Daniel Craig and his six pack. Why would he want to change that?
 
2008-04-04 11:45:07 AM
Kill this franchise with fire.

Casino Royale sucked with cheese.
 
2008-04-04 11:47:47 AM
Daniel, us woman would like remember you for your six-pack and baby blues.
 
2008-04-04 11:50:48 AM
emocomputerjock: What a farking tool this guy is.

Coming from a dude with the above handle. Heheh.
 
2008-04-04 11:51:33 AM
Meh, wake me up when he learns to move his upper lip when talking.
 
2008-04-04 11:54:11 AM
GungFu: Meh, wake me up when he learns to move his upper lip when talking.

He's just a big AC/DC fan.
 
2008-04-04 11:54:12 AM
gravital: Daniel, us woman would like remember you for your six-pack and baby blues.

This

/His hotness is the only reason to watch the new Bond.
//Prefers Sean Connery as Bond.
 
2008-04-04 11:55:30 AM
xxBirdMadGirlxx: I think he's signed on for 5 more and he's already making more bank than any other Bond in the franchise history.

thats good news. I liked Casino Royale.
 
2008-04-04 11:55:54 AM
Crude: Kill this franchise with fire.

Casino Royale sucked with cheese.


No it didn't! It was the best in a long long time!
 
2008-04-04 12:00:35 PM
Crude: Kill this franchise with fire.

Casino Royale sucked with cheese.


You been hittin' the cheese lately? Put the cat piss down, man. You're talkin' crazy.

/Casino Royale was the best Bond film in a long-ass time.
 
2008-04-04 12:01:08 PM
dispatch: emocomputerjock: What a farking tool this guy is.

Coming from a dude with the above handle. Heheh.


If anything, I'd say that's all the proof you need.
 
2008-04-04 12:01:54 PM
Yeah, this guy also said he wanted Bond to have a gay lover. He's just taking the piss now.
 
2008-04-04 12:05:22 PM
Casino Royale was the best Bond film since the one where Timothy Dalton left it to the end of the movie to tell the bad guy why he was trying to kill him, a second before setting him on fire.

/violence is cool
 
2008-04-04 12:08:49 PM
Crude: Kill this franchise with fire.

Casino Royale sucked with cheese.


Wow, you're so wrong.
 
2008-04-04 12:11:57 PM
I liked Casino Royale until where all the romantic BS with the chick came along.
 
2008-04-04 12:15:56 PM
He doesn't have much of a six-pack, but those pecs are like farking cantaloupes!
 
2008-04-04 12:31:43 PM
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2008-04-04 12:41:40 PM
Crude: Kill this franchise with fire.

Casino Royale sucked with cheese.


Uh, no, wrong. Casino Royale was awesome. Thanks for playing, we have some lovely parting gifts for you backstage.
 
2008-04-04 12:48:21 PM
Crude: Casino Royale sucked with cheese.

Wow. That's just embarrassing for everybody in the thread.
 
2008-04-04 01:00:23 PM
Casino Royale Sucked balls.

Your top agent gets caught on film killing people? That's an execution.

Your top agent breaks into your home and steals secrets? That's an execution.

And no way he would have been cured of poison by a defibrilator and atropine, even if he really would have one in his glove box and a handy Treasury Agent around to rewire the thing.
 
2008-04-04 01:15:46 PM
Ubiquitous homeless guy: Casino Royale Sucked balls.

Your top agent gets caught on film killing people? That's an execution.

Your top agent breaks into your home and steals secrets? That's an execution.

And no way he would have been cured of poison by a defibrilator and atropine, even if he really would have one in his glove box and a handy Treasury Agent around to rewire the thing.


Perhaps you missed the part where it's a freaking movie.

/Lighten up, Francis.
 
2008-04-04 01:36:27 PM
I have a relative (through marriage) who is named Tanom, and every one just calls her Nom. And yes, I wouldn't mind going NOM NOM NOM on her.
 
2008-04-04 01:41:02 PM
Crude: Kill this franchise with fire.

Casino Royale sucked with cheese.


Let me guess, you were a Tomorrow Never Dies kinda guy?
 
2008-04-04 01:52:50 PM
tortilla burger: I thought the ladies were really fond of Daniel Craig and his six pack. Why would he want to change that?


Yes. Yes we are.
 
2008-04-04 02:03:01 PM
Ubiquitous homeless guy: Your top agent gets caught on film killing people? That's an execution.

Your top agent breaks into your home and steals secrets? That's an execution.

And no way he would have been cured of poison by a defibrilator and atropine, even if he really would have one in his glove box and a handy Treasury Agent around to rewire the thing.


yeah because Casion Royale was the only Bond movie that requires a suspension of disbelief.
 
2008-04-04 02:07:15 PM
I thought Casino Royale was pretty good. It's the first Bond movie where your not groaning every time he says a stupid pun.
 
2008-04-04 02:30:23 PM
xxBirdMadGirlxx: Ubiquitous homeless guy: Casino Royale Sucked balls.

Your top agent gets caught on film killing people? That's an execution.

Your top agent breaks into your home and steals secrets? That's an execution.

And no way he would have been cured of poison by a defibrilator and atropine, even if he really would have one in his glove box and a handy Treasury Agent around to rewire the thing.

Perhaps you missed the part where it's a freaking movie.

/Lighten up, Francis.


You call him Francis...and he'll kill you. And he doesn't like to be touched. Any of you homo's...ya know...touch him, and he'll kill you.
 
2008-04-04 02:35:48 PM
leftylegoman: I thought Casino Royale was pretty good. It's the first Bond movie where your not groaning every time he says a stupid pun.

Ubiquitous homeless guy: Casino Royale Sucked balls.

Your top agent gets caught on film killing people? That's an execution.

Your top agent breaks into your home and steals secrets? That's an execution.

And no way he would have been cured of poison by a defibrilator and atropine, even if he really would have one in his glove box and a handy Treasury Agent around to rewire the thing.


Now Goldeneye, on the other hand, was the pinnacle of real-world scenarios in movies. I mean, who HASN'T stolen a tank and gone on an electrifying high-speed chase through St. Petersburg, levelling half of the city in the process.

/if you're biatching about unrealistic situations, problems, and solutions in a James Bond film, you've failed on such an epic level that the word "fail" doesn't even begin to describe it
//Maybe "abortion" would be more appropriate
 
2008-04-04 02:54:16 PM
mooseyfate: if you're biatching about unrealistic situations, problems, and solutions in a James Bond film, you've failed on such an epic level that the word "fail" doesn't even begin to describe it
//Maybe "abortion" would be more appropriate


Ahh, see this was supposed to be the more realistic Bond without lazer beam belt buckles, napalm loaded fountain pens and bullet deflecting watches. It was supposed to be gritty and less gimicky.

Fail.
 
2008-04-04 03:09:58 PM
Ubiquitous homeless guy: mooseyfate: if you're biatching about unrealistic situations, problems, and solutions in a James Bond film, you've failed on such an epic level that the word "fail" doesn't even begin to describe it
//Maybe "abortion" would be more appropriate

Ahh, see this was supposed to be the more realistic Bond without lazer beam belt buckles, napalm loaded fountain pens and bullet deflecting watches. It was supposed to be gritty and less gimicky.

Fail.


No, it WAS gritty and less gimmicky. If it was the way you wanted it, it would be gritty and no gimmicky. And it would've sucked ass. This Fail's for you.
 
2008-04-04 04:22:33 PM
So instead of being remembered as the fittest Bond, he'd rather be remembered as the fat one?
It's easier to gain weight than to act, I guess.
 
2008-04-04 05:15:13 PM
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This book had a sandgorgon named "Nom."
But he'll kill you if you say it.
 
2008-04-04 05:41:08 PM
CFAD

+1 donaldson reference, came in here to check for it.
 
2008-04-04 05:46:25 PM
ceildh BC: CFAD

+1 donaldson reference, came in here to check for it.


I'll see your +1 and raise you a +1 for your efforts.
 
2008-04-04 07:03:24 PM
Came here for Bob Loblaw jokes.
 
2008-04-04 10:51:23 PM
sumupid: Came here for Bob Loblaw jokes.

Ah yes, the famous Bob Loblaw Law Blog. You sir, are a mouthful!
 
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