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(wltx.com)   Model citizen jumps through a church's stained glass window--robbing the place of hot dogs. His getaway car? A bike   (wltx.com) divider line 27
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2008-04-03 09:34:24 PM
Dad?
 
2008-04-03 11:11:32 PM
They serve hot dogs in church?

That must be some strange Holy Communion ceremony, as the priest runs around shoving hot dogs in people's mouths.

Weener of Christ.

Amen.
 
2008-04-04 12:01:55 AM
DO NOT TAUNT THE CYCLISTS

WE WILL TAKE ALL YOUR SACRAMENTAL FRANKFURTERS
 
2008-04-04 02:48:51 AM
He was protesting the eating of pork and the graven images in the stained glass.

/Prophet
 
2008-04-04 03:38:41 AM
Biking - It's more environmentally friendly.

Mental, either way.
 
2008-04-04 03:47:39 AM
OH YEAH!
 
2008-04-04 03:58:24 AM
Saturnalia: OH YEAH!

Heee!
 
2008-04-04 03:59:44 AM
www.lovefilm.com

/hotlinked
//lazy
 
2008-04-04 04:03:53 AM
mamoru said what I came here to mention... apparently we're brothers. ;)
 
2008-04-04 04:31:26 AM
Saturnalia

OH YEAH!

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Winnar.
 
2008-04-04 04:33:38 AM
He should have used a clever disguise.
www.reelfilm.com
 
2008-04-04 05:26:36 AM
i163.photobucket.com
 
2008-04-04 05:29:03 AM
TommyymmoT: They serve hot dogs in church?

That must be some strange Holy Communion ceremony, as the priest runs around shoving hot dogs in people's mouths.

Weener of Christ.

Amen.

if it's anything like the catholic church they only do it to little boys...hehe
 
2008-04-04 05:43:49 AM
games.kikizo.com

/Failed to find a fat CJ on a bike.
//Fat CJ on a bike is gay porn?
 
2008-04-04 06:30:03 AM
0Icky0: He was protesting the eating of pork and the graven images in the stained glass.

/Prophet

You are jumping to conclusions. REAL PORK!
 
2008-04-04 06:40:32 AM
Seriously, a pack of hot dogs? One pack! I call shenanigans, because if this is true people are even stupider than I thought possible, and that's just to scary of a thought to have to live with.
 
2008-04-04 06:48:44 AM
Grumblecakes: because if this is true people are even stupider than I thought possible

"Stupider" isn't a valid word

/you trumped the story, fella'
 
2008-04-04 06:59:25 AM
Everybody loves turkey dogs.
 
2008-04-04 07:17:53 AM
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Frankly, my dear I don't giva a fark...
 
2008-04-04 08:01:41 AM
if it's an urban area during rush hour, and the dude is in remotely good shape, he woulda beat any other means of transportation or pursuit shy of a police motorcycle with lights on.

/riding in cities is FUN
//...if you live
 
2008-04-04 08:11:08 AM
img.crocmusic.com

bikes? Shattered glass?
 
2008-04-04 08:13:57 AM
He heard about Fark and wanted to do whatever it takes to get on a greenlit article.

/Definitely mental
//"Weener of Christ", I LOL'ed! This guy is going to Hell for stealing the Son of God's pecker.
 
2008-04-04 08:24:26 AM
Were they awesome hot dogs?
 
2008-04-04 09:14:33 AM
i31.photobucket.com

He's gonna cut yer head off and put it on his wall!!!
 
2008-04-04 09:26:51 AM
Someone say stained glass?

rmccown.org
 
2008-04-04 09:46:48 AM
yes, we here in the great state of South Carolina do acknowledge the validity of the infamous Julia Sugarbaker quote from Designing Women:

I'm saying this is the South. And we're proud of our crazy people. We don't hide them up in the attic. We bring 'em right down to the living room and show 'em off. See, Phyllis, no one in the South ever asks if you have crazy people in your family. They just ask what side they're on." Julia Sugarbaker, Designing Women.

Obviuosly we cannot ever make the national news unless it is to point out the above sentiment again and again and again and again!
 
2008-04-04 10:53:01 AM
img.photobucket.com
/approves
 
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