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		This summer will be hot and wet, much like the woman in the picture accompanying the article (metro.co.uk)		108
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eagledmac5		2008-04-03 11:48:39 AM

SiriuslyBlack

Win.

steklo		2008-04-03 11:49:56 AM

Another Brit...

i215.photobucket.com

Nestea Plunge		2008-04-03 11:50:45 AM

NightOwl2255		2008-04-03 11:52:09 AM

Phaid		2008-04-03 11:53:28 AM

C'mon folks. Hot and wet. It's not that difficult.

i.indiafm.com

Oakenshield		2008-04-03 11:53:30 AM

overlord_mike		2008-04-03 11:54:04 AM

steklo: no reason....just wanted to share...

whos the girl?

aspAddict		2008-04-03 11:55:08 AM

steklo: sorry, brittish women...

steklo		2008-04-03 11:55:20 AM

overlord_mike: steklo: no reason....just wanted to share...

whos the girl?

She's my dream girl. Perfect. 100% in every way.

I have no clue who she is, found her on "hot or not" YEARS ago...

LiquidGreen		2008-04-03 11:57:17 AM

Tonight's forecast - dark. Continued dark tonight turning to partly light in the morning.

That		2008-04-03 11:57:24 AM

richw: Not all British women are fugly....

Is British..

Is British...

Is British...

Is also British...

3 out of 4 is pretty darn good.

You use sack-of-antlers Knightly as proof that British women as good-looking?

/She needs many cheeseburgers, then we'll talk.
//She also seems a bit skanky

rukusrazor		2008-04-03 11:58:54 AM

SiriuslyBlack: Hey, uh, hi. Can you help me? What's your name?

"My name's Roosevelt E. Roosevelt."

Roosevelt, what town are you stationed
in?.

"I'm stationed in Poontang."

Well, thank you, Roosevelt.
What's the weather like out there?

"It's hot. Damn hot!
Real hot!
Hottest things is my shorts.
I could cook things in it.
A little crotch pot cooking."

Well, can you tell me what it feels
like.

"Fool, it's hot! I told you again!
Were you born on the sun?
It's damn hot!
I saw-- It's so damn hot,
I saw little guys, their orange
robes burst into flames.
It's that hot!
Do you know what I'm talking about."

What do you think it's going to be like
tonight?

"It's gonna be hot and wet!
That's nice if you're with a lady,
but it ain't no good
if you're in the jungle."

Thank you, Roosevelt. Here's a song
coming your way right now.
"Nowhere To Run To"
by Martha and the Vandellas.
Yes! Hey, you know what I mean!

/ first thing I thought of

HA! Me too!

www.whatdvd.net

"The weather out there today is hot and shiatty with continued hot and shiatty in the afternoon. Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy with a pissy weather front coming down from the north. Basically, it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut."

Smidge204		2008-04-03 12:00:33 PM

Today: Summer will be hotter, wetter than normal

July: Widespread drought depletes city reserves, threatens crops

=Smidge=

richw		2008-04-03 12:05:24 PM

bighairyguy: richw: Not all British women are fugly....
3 out of 4 is pretty darn good.

There's only four British women?

+1 for you.

LiquidGreen		2008-04-03 12:05:29 PM

British girls? Are we forgetting:

www.guzel-resimler.org

steklo		2008-04-03 12:06:47 PM

What, no Lily Allen?

wpmulligan		2008-04-03 12:09:42 PM

LiquidGreen		2008-04-03 12:10:57 PM

Lilly Allen = Britain's Fiona Apple; kinda skinny, kinda weird, kinda looks like a 13yo heroin addict. What is she smuggling under that massive hair ball?

steklo		2008-04-03 12:13:44 PM

Lemmie fix this up...

LiquidGreen: Lilly Allen = Britain's Fiona Apple; kinda skinny, kinda weird, kinda looks like a ~~13yo~~ heroin addict.

Magnir		2008-04-03 12:13:55 PM

I am forecasting a much higher than average mean temperature for the Midwest region of the USA this summer.

Dumle		2008-04-03 12:15:19 PM

That:

You use sack-of-antlers Knightly as proof that British women as good-looking?

/She needs many cheeseburgers, then we'll talk.
//She also seems a bit skanky

No she doesn't.

/to each his own

fark_your_mudder		2008-04-03 12:16:28 PM

Dammit, I'm actually starting to find British women attractive. Quick! Someone post a pic of Amy Winehouse.

drunkennewfiemidget		2008-04-03 12:18:24 PM

steklo: overlord_mike: steklo: no reason....just wanted to share...

whos the girl?

She's my dream girl. Perfect. 100% in every way.

I have no clue who she is, found her on "hot or not" YEARS ago...

So she's a mute, then?

dittybopper		2008-04-03 12:18:32 PM

When I was little, we found a man. He looked like - like, butchered. The old woman in the village crossed themselves... and whispered crazy things, strange things. "El Diablo cazador de los hombres." Only in the hottest years this happens. And this year, it grows hot. We begin finding our men. We found them sometimes without their skins... and sometimes much, much worse. "El cazador trofeo de los hombres" means the demon who makes trophies of men.

/There you go, hot and wet.

MmmBadEggs		2008-04-03 12:18:38 PM

swfan: I'm boiling a roast.

"How do you like your meat?"

"Very hot, and very wet..."

steklo		2008-04-03 12:19:40 PM

All these Monty Python fans on fark and not one photo of this british chick?

for shame...

www.theothersideofkim.com

steklo		2008-04-03 12:21:55 PM

Eastender Fans anyone? Here's another British Chick...

pages.prodigy.net

CarlofET		2008-04-03 12:22:22 PM

I_Approve_Of_This_Message		2008-04-03 12:28:10 PM

/you guys are slow today

dennysgod		2008-04-03 12:31:32 PM

Hot...wet

Zombie Zero		2008-04-03 12:35:17 PM

MissFarksAlot		2008-04-03 12:43:35 PM

steklo: Eastender Fans anyone? Here's another British Chick...

She was hot back in the day!
/is also an Are you being served? fan

Slowdog		2008-04-03 12:49:02 PM

kittylittle: it seems that forecasters must use the same techniques as TV psychics.
img291.imageshack.us

"I'm getting... I'm getting a feeling of grayness, of puffyness... does that- does that mean anything to you?"

"Oh my God, it is cloudy here! He's amazing!"

(Q&D)

agsfark		2008-04-03 12:58:07 PM

steklo: sorry, brittish women...

obviously 'shopped

agsfark		2008-04-03 12:59:37 PM

swfan: I'm boiling a roast.

This post made stuff come out of my nose.

mooseyfate		2008-04-03 01:04:49 PM

I would hit every single woman posted in this thread so far in order. Especially the large gal in the bikini.

EdVenture		2008-04-03 01:07:09 PM

I_Approve_Of_This_Message: /you guys are slow today

Where's Janeane Buffalo on that cover?
All the chicks are smiling in that car. She must be the one running on the right with the fro.

FlipptyJibbet		2008-04-03 01:13:03 PM

Damn, I wish I could see her knees .....

steklo		2008-04-03 01:14:04 PM

MissFarksAlot: steklo: Eastender Fans anyone? Here's another British Chick...

She was hot back in the day!
/is also an Are you being served? fan

I liked Faulty Towers

lhinds		2008-04-03 01:28:24 PM

FTFA: This summer is likely to be hotter and wetter than usual, forecasters said today.

The Met Office predicted a return to the traditional British summer of "three fine days and then a thunderstorm".

But forecasters refused to rule out a repeat of last year's torrential rain, which caused widespread flooding. Nor would they rule out an extremely dry summer.

I like the Metro's definitive position on this upcoming summer's weather.

How about: "We have no idea what the summer will be like."

or..."What would the best thing to say in order to kiss the arses of the Global Warming crowd?"

watox		2008-04-03 01:49:26 PM

Regarding the big girl in the bikini in Steklo's post

From a side bar from the free diver post..

"A role model for ordinary women? No, Miss England finalist is fat, lazy and a poster girl for ill health
She was hailed as a beacon of hope for normal women. But one enraged nutritionist claims size 16, 12st 8lb Chloe Marshall should own up to being a fat girl who overeats"

/pwned

apeiron242		2008-04-03 01:58:03 PM

Thank you gentlemen for meeting my challenge! But, please continue with the examples.

MightySausage		2008-04-03 02:17:14 PM

All this talk of British girls and no Emma Watson?

Oh, right -- it's not okay to think she's hot until she turns 18 two weeks from tomorrow.

GunshipPolitico		2008-04-03 02:22:54 PM

MightySausage: All this talk of British girls and no Emma Watson?

Oh, right -- it's not okay to think she's hot until she turns 18 two weeks from tomorrow.

Creeepy

Mtop18		2008-04-03 03:02:22 PM

steklo: MissFarksAlot: steklo: Eastender Fans anyone? Here's another British Chick...

She was hot back in the day!
/is also an Are you being served? fan

I liked Faulty Towers

She was married to John Cleese during this........

The more you know........

steklo		2008-04-03 03:02:42 PM

GunshipPolitico: MightySausage: All this talk of British girls and no Emma Watson?

Oh, right -- it's not okay to think she's hot until she turns 18 two weeks from tomorrow.

Creeepy

Its not creepy that's he's waiting for her to turn 18. Now, if he didn't wait, then that would be creepy.

TheoParke		2008-04-03 03:12:29 PM

Jane Seymour is eternal hotness.

No matter how old she gets, she continues to be pure unblemished perfection. And a British accent to boot.

/have had a crush on her since Oh! Heavenly Dog

jonnypeh		2008-04-03 03:16:45 PM

Michelle Ryan. hell yeah.

agsfark		2008-04-03 03:30:19 PM

watox: Regarding the big girl in the bikini in Steklo's post

From a side bar from the free diver post..

"A role model for ordinary women? No, Miss England finalist is fat, lazy and a poster girl for ill health
She was hailed as a beacon of hope for normal women. But one enraged nutritionist claims size 16, 12st 8lb Chloe Marshall should own up to being a fat girl who overeats"

/pwned

Maybe not.

There appears to be a typo.

She was hailed as a beacon...

a.