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(Jpost)   Hamas: "We accept state on 1967 borders." Israel: [takes a deep breath, sighs] "Gee, you know, that information... really would've been more useful to me *yesterday.* By yesterday, we mean, of course, 40 years ago"   (jpost.com ) divider line
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2008-04-02 10:27:41 AM  
Day 1,268,593 of the Middle East pissing contest.
 
2008-04-02 10:30:23 AM  
people.brandeis.edu

/did my part
 
2008-04-02 10:33:57 AM  
Wow, that's a lot of borders...
 
2008-04-02 10:49:51 AM  
dickkead
Wow, that's a lot of borders...

+5
 
2008-04-02 10:49:57 AM  
Barnes and Noble is pretty good, too. Maybe they can help out.
 
2008-04-02 10:50:33 AM  
How can it be farked after 15 views? Is the site hosted on an Amiga?
 
2008-04-02 10:50:34 AM  
Here come the math Nazis to burn a cross on the subby's lawn and furiously inform him that 1967 + 40 = 2007.
 
2008-04-02 10:50:37 AM  
Summon TATSUMA!
 
2008-04-02 10:51:20 AM  
Note to Israel, if Hamas is asking you to lay off, time to crank it up about 10 notches.
 
2008-04-02 10:52:54 AM  
Gregory F. Stuart: Hey, maybe this will be the thread where the Middle East conflict gets solved.

We should move Israel to Wyoming. Problem solved.

//part of the problem might be insisting on living in a place where everyone hates you and wants to blow you up
////the other part is giving the people who hate you more and more reasons to hate you
 
2008-04-02 10:52:55 AM  
Altman: Summon TATSUMA!

SUMMON TATSUMA!
 
2008-04-02 10:52:58 AM  
Siamese Bream: Is the site hosted on an Amiga?

VIC 20.
 
2008-04-02 10:53:02 AM  
slave2grind: Note to Israel, if Hamas is asking you to lay off, time to crank it up about 10 notches.

THIS.
 
2008-04-02 10:53:35 AM  
Meanwhile, Israel announces new settlements the day after they promise Condoleeza Rice that they'll stop building them.
 
2008-04-02 10:53:38 AM  
Krizzose: Barnes and Noble is pretty good, too. Maybe they can help out.


Barnes is ok, but that Noble is a vindictive prick.


/obscure?
//I guarantee Czarangelus 2.0 is lurking here
 
2008-04-02 10:53:39 AM  
Can we go back to pre-1948 borders??
 
2008-04-02 10:53:49 AM  
Siamese Bream: How can it be farked after 15 views? Is the site hosted on an Amiga?

New keyboard. Send to me. Thanks.
 
2008-04-02 10:53:51 AM  
Israel equals nazi germany. Settlements keep expanding against international law. Israel strategically settles to control the water supply. anti israel is not the same as an anti-semite. Most zionists aren't jewish.

I really need to create and store a template but that should be good enough. Now I can go about my day and not waste any more of my time on this thread.
 
2008-04-02 10:54:20 AM  
stlbluez,slave2grind: Note to Israel, if Hamas is asking you to lay off, time to crank it up about 10 notches.THIS

You farking morons.
 
2008-04-02 10:54:26 AM  
mrexcess: Meanwhile, Israel announces new settlements the day after they promise Condoleeza Rice that they'll stop building them.

This. Israel is never going to accept the 1967 borders. Headline is retarded.
 
2008-04-02 10:54:39 AM  
This is going to be AWESOME.

/no work getting done
//just read yesterdays darwin fish thread
 
2008-04-02 10:54:56 AM  
stlbluez: slave2grind: Note to Israel, if Hamas is asking you to lay off, time to crank it up about 10 notches.

THIS.


^2
 
2008-04-02 10:54:57 AM  
Incidentally, Subby, HAMAS didn't exist until the early 1980s... decades after the beginning of the occupation.
 
2008-04-02 10:55:28 AM  
Meh, these threads aren't gonna be the same without the usual "Tatsuma vs Czarangelus" craziness.
 
2008-04-02 10:55:32 AM  
Sounds reasonable. Too much to ask farking Israel for, though.
 
2008-04-02 10:55:33 AM  
From tfa:

"but does not explicitly recognize Israel's right to exist within its pre-1967 borders".

So basically, Palestine wants their own country, then when they're good and ready, they'll just occupy Isreal as well. Sounds like a plan!
 
2008-04-02 10:55:40 AM  
slave2grind: Note to Israel, if Hamas is asking you to lay off, time to crank it up about 10 notches.

Note to Hamas if Israel gives you any flak it's time to turn it up 10 notches

see it works both ways. contrary to popular belief Israel isn't always right.
 
2008-04-02 10:55:43 AM  
Hamas: We weren't around 40 years ago, subby
 
2008-04-02 10:56:05 AM  
I may have misread the headline but nice Office Space reference Subby.
 
2008-04-02 10:56:09 AM  
from tfa

It calls for the "establishment of an independent Palestinian state with Jerusalem as its capital on all the territories occupied in 1967," but does not explicitly recognize Israel's right to exist within its pre-1967 borders.


hmmmmmmm.......maybe we need clarification on what the meaning of the word "exist" is? You can has borders, just don't live behind them?

fail fail fail......
 
2008-04-02 10:56:17 AM  
Khryswhy: they'll just occupy Isreal as well. Sounds like a plan!

You got it backwards.
 
2008-04-02 10:56:17 AM  
I particularly like the part where it says it doesn't recognize Israel's right to the other territory. I assume it recognizes Hamas' right to the territory granted in 1967 and provides for the rest of it to be destroyed.
 
2008-04-02 10:56:36 AM  
guilt by association: Altman: Summon TATSUMA!

SUMMON TATSUMA!


I think you have to say it three times...
/SUMMON TATSUMA!
//*hopes Tatsuma doesn't appear in mirror behind me
 
2008-04-02 10:56:46 AM  
Is it funny because Adam Sandler is Jewish?
 
2008-04-02 10:57:03 AM  
Edsel: mrexcess: Meanwhile, Israel announces new settlements the day after they promise Condoleeza Rice that they'll stop building them.

This. Israel is never going to accept the 1967 borders. Headline is retarded.


As long as Israel refuses to acknowledge 1967 borders, there will never be peace.

/Israel is a greater impediment to peace in the region than Hamas militants.
 
2008-04-02 10:57:08 AM  
Khryswhy: So basically, Palestine wants their own country, then when they're good and ready, they'll just occupy Isreal as well. Sounds like a plan!


If you think Palestine could ever possibly occupy Israel, you are in serious need of a reality check.
 
2008-04-02 10:57:15 AM  
Gregory F. Stuart: Hey, maybe this will be the thread where the Middle East conflict gets solved.

Nice.
 
2008-04-02 10:57:37 AM  
I totally see Israel giving up Jerusalem. It's not like a holy land or anything.

/sigh
 
2008-04-02 10:58:02 AM  
Here's a hint to the Palestinians: when you lose a war, you don't get any do-overs. (However much the UN would like to assure you otherwise.)
 
2008-04-02 10:58:08 AM  
Didn't Israel give this offer to Arafat, and he rejected it?
 
2008-04-02 10:58:45 AM  
Edsel: Khryswhy: So basically, Palestine wants their own country, then when they're good and ready, they'll just occupy Isreal as well. Sounds like a plan!


If you think Palestine could ever possibly occupy Israel, you are in serious need of a reality check.



Fair point.
 
2008-04-02 10:58:48 AM  
stlbluez: slave2grind: Note to Israel, if Hamas is asking you to lay off, time to crank it up about 10 notches.

THIS.



Yeah...cuz that'll work.
 
2008-04-02 10:58:57 AM  
We haven't had one of these threads in a LONG time. I, for one, rather miss the farkfest these Israel vs. Palestine threads become.


"Calling all trolls, calling all trolls, your attention please ..."

"Black trolls, white trolls, skinny trolls, fat trolls, tall trolls, small trolls, I'm calling all trolls, everyone report to the post board ..."
 
2008-04-02 10:59:05 AM  
Edsel
Israel is never going to accept the 1967 borders.

Not if we leave it up to them, no. I don't understand why everyone views the Palestinians as the single at-fault side of this conflict when you have people like TTV and Tatsuma in here telling you, in plain English, that they're never giving back ALL of what they illegally took. And why? Because God says so.

Yet, it's exclusively the Palestinians who are viewed by the majority of the American public as unreasonable, unwilling to negotiate, not interested in peace religious extremists.
 
2008-04-02 10:59:27 AM  
Beginning of (false?) peace in Israel?

The end is nigh my friends.
 
2008-04-02 10:59:38 AM  
You built your mosque on my sacred temple. You got your temple in my sacred mosque.
 
2008-04-02 11:00:42 AM  
vernonFL: Didn't Israel give this offer to Arafat, and he rejected it?

No. The offer specified that Israel would have controlled the water, airspace, and borders. And the jew-only roads would have still cut the "offer" made to Arafat into several pieces.
 
2008-04-02 11:01:08 AM  
Darn. This postpones Armageddon for another few thousand years.

(Well, unless Bush somehow gets elected to another job)
 
2008-04-02 11:01:10 AM  
vernonFL: Didn't Israel give this offer to Arafat, and he rejected it?

Arafat is dead, any deals made with him don't exist anymore.
 
2008-04-02 11:01:13 AM  
yahweh christ, hamas is really being jewish about the border thing
 
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