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2008-04-01 08:58:13 PM
clod9: mormon

I'm afraid its the lutherans, this time
 
Kat [TotalFark]
2008-04-01 08:59:20 PM
BAHAHAHAHAHA.

Thank you for that headline.

And the half dead kittens.
 
2008-04-01 09:00:59 PM
.b.exsanguinater./b.

i remember archy and mehitabel too.
 
2008-04-01 09:06:56 PM
maybe they were left for dead intentionally, you know, to prevent 5 more feral cats from roaming the neighborhood. damn things are worse than rats.
 
2008-04-01 09:07:18 PM
Rootbzzr: Wi the reporter breaking the story be responsibe for the demise of those kittens?

img1.fark.net
 
2008-04-01 09:11:03 PM
ban_sidhe: Because this thread needs more cat pics, here are Orion and Andromeda,

I have no pics to post, but in face and coat (and the descriptions on your site - not stalking, promise!), those look exactly like my million-dollar adopted stray, especially the one on the left (Orion?). I was guessing mine was maine coon or even Skogkatter (new window)

Are yours naturally tailless (sounds like a dumb question)?
 
2008-04-01 09:13:37 PM
i242.photobucket.com
 
2008-04-01 09:17:09 PM
Dn't wrry, I'll be killing a few f them later tnight.
 
2008-04-01 09:17:14 PM
I came in here to say thanks for the fresh LOLcats and pics.
 
2008-04-01 09:18:02 PM
img90.imageshack.us
 
2008-04-01 09:18:50 PM
img170.imageshack.us
 
2008-04-01 09:21:04 PM
Remember this one from when I was a kid


Cats on the rooftops,
Cats on the tiles,
Cats with the crabs, the syphillis and piles,
Cats with their a**holes wreathed in smiles,
As they revel in the joys of fornication.

/ducks
 
2008-04-01 09:29:11 PM
kckern: clod9: mormon

I'm afraid its the lutherans, this time


they probably planted the kittens to make the lutherans look bad
 
2008-04-01 09:30:19 PM
www.big13.net

Hates cats.
 
2008-04-01 09:34:38 PM
misery faded: Hates cats.

Not as much as this chickie does...
 
2008-04-01 09:35:59 PM
This happened in Utah. Mormons are a terrible people.
 
2008-04-01 09:38:51 PM
ScienceTeenagers 'need an extra hour in bed'
To eradicate "Kevin the teenager" syndrome, dolescents should be allowed to spend an extra hour in bed, reports Roger Highfield.""

i26.tinypic.com
Kitteh the Teenager Syndrome
 
2008-04-01 09:38:59 PM
For some reason this thread has had me giggling for about 15 minutes now. And I've only had one beer tonight.

/the cat's sitting on the monitor wondering wtf is wrong with me
 
2008-04-01 09:45:31 PM
tiny tittens tiny tiny tittens

I'm like one bad day at work away from being a crazy cat lady.
 
2008-04-01 09:50:32 PM
peachpicker: misery faded: Hates cats.

Not as much as this chickie does...


Serves her right. Carrying a traumatized cat like a bag of potatoes while it cries to be let go? Darwin actually took it easy on blondie that day.
 
2008-04-01 09:52:21 PM
www.paulkidby.com
THERE ARE TIMES, YOU KNOW, WHEN I GET REALLY UPSET.
 
2008-04-01 09:56:30 PM
img507.imageshack.us

What is the use in having a cat you can not torment!
 
2008-04-01 09:57:04 PM
I was hoping someone could help me. I emptied out my litter box in a dumpster and now I'm missing a couple of cats. Has anyone seen them?
 
2008-04-01 10:01:50 PM
I work for a newspaper and, sadly, this is exactly the kind of story we would actually, literally stop the presses for.

/wish I was kidding
//Hi, Rupert!
 
2008-04-01 10:02:05 PM
farm3.static.flickr.com

/has only fixed kitties.
//is really more concerned about the indiscriminate breeding among unsuitable humans.
///is also fixed.
////YOU! OUT OF THE GENE POOL!
 
2008-04-01 10:02:16 PM
Rootbzzr: Will the reporter breaking the story be responsible for the demise of those kittens?

Negative
 
2008-04-01 10:05:19 PM
wylkyn: Angie Larsen ..is ready for some hard news, dammit!

I got some hard news for ya right here, Angie.
 
2008-04-01 10:06:37 PM
Soupysales: It is also interesting to note that the miracle took place in the parking lot of a church.

Fark you and your shiatty reporting. Would you make some witty comment if they were outside a Chinese restaurant? Or make a pussy joke if they were outside a strip club?


Sounds like someone has their panties in a cat-a-glory 5 twister.
 
2008-04-01 10:06:42 PM
Death pulled up short, so that Mort walked into him. When the boy started to speak he waved him into silence. He appeared to be listening to something.

THERE ARE TIMES, YOU KNOW, he said, half to himself, WHEN I GET REALLY UPSET.

He turned on one heel and set off down an alley at high speed, his cloak flying out behind him. The alley wound between dark walls and sleeping buildings, not so much a thoroughfare as a meandering gap.

Death stopped by a decrepit water butt and plunged his arm in at full length, bringing out a small sack with a brick tied to it. He drew his sword, a line of flickering blue fire in the darkness, and sliced through the string.

I GET VERY ANGRY INDEED, he said. He upended the sack and Mort watched the pathetic scraps of sodden fur slike out, to lie in the spreading puddle on the cobbles. Death reached out with his white fingers and stroked them gently.

After a while something like gray smoke curled up from the kittens and formed three small cat-shaped clouds in the air. They billowed occasionally, unsure of their shape, and blinked at Mort with puzzled gray eyes. When he tried to touch one his hand went straight through it and tingled.

YOU DON'T SEE PEOPLE AT THEIR BEST IN THIS JOB, said Death. He blew on a kitten, sinding it gently tumbling. Its miaow of complaint sounded as though it had come from a long way away via a tin tube.

"They're souls, aren't they?" said Mort. "What do people look like?"

PEOPLE SHAPED, said Death. IT'S BASICALLY ALL DOWN TO THE CHARACTERISTIC MORPHOGENETIC FIELD.
He sighed like the swish of a shroud, picked the kittens out of the air, and carefully stowed them away somewhere in the dark recesses of his robe. He stood up.""

i16.tinypic.com
He cares about Cats too :) :)
 
2008-04-01 10:07:02 PM
Welcome to Utah news!
We get this shiat all the time. Which neighborhood's flowers are coming up first... the special surprise for a family's return missionary... the boy scout helping people across the street...
WTF!!
The rest of the world is burning, but the land of zion is still going strong.
Can't watch local news.
 
2008-04-01 10:10:31 PM
Enrico Pallazzo: Rootbzzr: Will thuh reporter breakin' thuh story be responsible for thuh demise of those kittens?

Negative
Rootbzzr: Will thuh reporter breakin' thuh story be responsible for thuh demise of those kittens?

'How about No'
 
2008-04-01 10:17:41 PM
Seriously though. Poor keeties. :(
 
2008-04-01 10:29:39 PM
I know a little biatch of a ki that left a kitten in a garbage can while she an her parents went on vacation for a couple weeks.

This little whore was bitten at my brother's house by a og they were sitting... the og ha never been aggressive to anyone. The parents of this little slut, being ouchebags an ex-friens of my brother, mae them put the og to sleep, because their ki woul NEEEEEVER provoke a og to bite (it seems that the only inication of that even happening were scratches).

Of course, it was only after the og was ea that my brother was tol about the little slut who left a kitten in a garbage can. Yeah, it in't live happily ever after.
 
2008-04-01 10:33:07 PM
punkybrew82: Us too! Some mean person put us in a box on the street. We will have our revenges. After tummy rub time.



/bottle feeding kittens is the gateway drug to Crazy Cat Ladydom.


*sings* One of these kittehs does not belong.
 
2008-04-01 10:43:45 PM
puffy999 - did your d key stop working or something?
 
2008-04-01 10:48:05 PM
"It is also interesting to note that the miracle took place in the parking lot of a church."

Oh for Christ's sake. Just gotta ruin it somehow. If God cared about the kittens they wouldn't have been there in the first place.
 
2008-04-01 10:49:19 PM
BERDucky: puffy999 - did your d key stop working or something?

No think puffy99 stopped workng.
 
2008-04-01 10:50:35 PM
Awww... I'm so glad they were discovered. I'm not a cat person (have 2 dogs), but I would have been happy to foster them until they were adopted and given to good homes. Good on the samaritan. Happy ending (so far) - kinda rare on fark. :)
 
2008-04-01 11:05:16 PM
I was waiting around at a press conference a week ago and some TV reporters got to talking about what they normally cover, and what they like to cover.

Both the 20-year reporter and the 1-year reporter LOVED animal stories. "Anything with animals and babies makes for really good video."
 
2008-04-01 11:08:45 PM
Tyrone Biggums: I don't know why, but the headline and the corresponding story got a laugh out of me. Nice work, Subby.

Me too, great one
 
2008-04-01 11:10:51 PM
ban_sidhe: Strangely, they still like boxes.

I haven't met a cat that doesn't like boxes
 
2008-04-01 11:21:05 PM
CornFedIowan: We need an "April Fools Caturday" lolcat.

img219.imageshack.us
 
2008-04-01 11:22:18 PM
NYRBill

I have to ask for boxes from Costco. Our cats will move in for a week or so. It's like a little vacation.
 
2008-04-01 11:23:57 PM
misery faded: Hates cats.

You only think she hates cats because she's responsible for the mass extermination of kittens.

It's not her fault. She's didn't ask to be born sexy.
 
2008-04-01 11:37:07 PM
BuckTurgidson: I have no pics to post, but in face and coat (and the descriptions on your site - not stalking, promise!), those look exactly like my million-dollar adopted stray, especially the one on the left (Orion?). I was guessing mine was maine coon or even Skogkatter (new window)

Are yours naturally tailless (sounds like a dumb question)?


Your guy sounds cute! My guys are naturally tailless - in fact, the whole litter was like that. They look very much like American Bobtails, but that would be an odd breed to find dumped. More likely, someone was breeding Manxes and dumped the litter because they were all sick (upper respiratory infection). Could be they're Manx-regular cat crosses. We'll never know, unfortunately.

NYRBill: I haven't met a cat that doesn't like boxes.

Me neither. I have no clue where this picture came from, but it rules:

img.photobucket.com
 
2008-04-01 11:41:14 PM
rip oreo

/lost our 23 yr old cat last night
/nevar forget
 
2008-04-01 11:46:25 PM
Awwwwww.
 
2008-04-01 11:47:27 PM
Sorry, djamir. That stinks.
 
2008-04-01 11:52:22 PM
i just came here to say right now, near the top of the article, there is a banner that reads, "Breaking News: Hser Nay Moo's body found inside neighbor's home."

wtf
 
2008-04-01 11:59:06 PM
djamir: rip oreo

/lost our 23 yr old cat last night
/nevar forget


Oh...I'm sorry. That's the pits.

But good grief...what a long, wonderful life she (he?) must have had, and what great memories you must have. Not many cats live that long.
 
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