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JLeeds3		2008-04-01 04:44:19 PM

what a misleading headline...

kellyshannon		2008-04-01 04:49:32 PM

Subby, you shut the hell up - kittens are wicked important!

SushiJoe		2008-04-01 04:53:29 PM

has anything like this ever happened before in this country? I don't even know where we'd begin

Bukharin		2008-04-01 04:53:57 PM

WTF?
Just take them to the pound.
Why deny them their lives and an owner who would love them?

Malcom Tent		2008-04-01 04:59:35 PM

Great, now you've gone and blown their cover. They spent weeks infiltrating the local population and some jerkoff reporter has to come along and ruin everything with his feel-good piece.

i230.photobucket.com

/Yes, this picture belongs in every kitty thread
//Oh yes, it does

Bukharin		2008-04-01 05:11:02 PM

xip_80		2008-04-01 05:47:09 PM

I can't believe they rescued it. What a waste of time. I'm just going to kill it when I get home...

Soupysales		2008-04-01 06:03:58 PM

It is also interesting to note that the miracle took place in the parking lot of a church.

Fark you and your shiatty reporting. Would you make some witty comment if they were outside a Chinese restaurant? Or make a pussy joke if they were outside a strip club?

Canadian Canuck		2008-04-01 06:13:49 PM

I like the "Children Abduction Emergency" at the top.

nobozo		2008-04-01 06:19:51 PM

April foo..., - - ` Aawwwwwe.

steklo		2008-04-01 06:42:19 PM

wylkyn		2008-04-01 06:44:06 PM

Angie Larsen is sick of being given these fluff pieces, and is ready for some hard news, dammit!

libbyshome		2008-04-01 06:45:05 PM

three girls and two boys

now cut that out. male and female

LoneVVolf		2008-04-01 06:45:29 PM

kellyshannon: kittens are wicked important!

Want to know how i know you're from the northeast US?

Tyrone Biggums		2008-04-01 06:45:29 PM

I don't know why, but the headline and the corresponding story got a laugh out of me. Nice work, Subby.

Uchiha_Cycliste		2008-04-01 06:45:43 PM

April fools! The kittens are all dead.

KnightsCross		2008-04-01 06:46:22 PM

SushiJoe: has anything like this ever happened before in this country? I don't even know where we'd begin

Are you in China?

sinistermonk		2008-04-01 06:46:24 PM

Someone welcome subby to Fark.

Danger Avoid Death		2008-04-01 06:46:39 PM

Soupysales: It is also interesting to note that the miracle took place in the parking lot of a church.

Fark you and your shiatty reporting. Would you make some witty comment if they were outside a Chinese restaurant? Or make a pussy joke if they were outside a strip club?

Yeah. That's a farker's job.

punkybrew82		2008-04-01 06:46:45 PM

Us too! Some mean person put us in a box on the street. We will have our revenges. After tummy rub time.

i29.tinypic.com

/bottle feeding kittens is the gateway drug to Crazy Cat Ladydom.

morning_foil		2008-04-01 06:47:12 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: April fools! The kittens are all dead.

The kittens are all dead because I just fapped myself raw.

A$$man		2008-04-01 06:47:27 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: April fools! The kittens are all dead.

www.storiesofwisdom.com

CornFedIowan		2008-04-01 06:47:34 PM

We need an "April Fools Caturday" lolcat.

Rodeodoc		2008-04-01 06:47:59 PM

It's hard to imagine someone leaving five playful kittens in a box behind a dumpster during a winter storm. "The kittens are too little to fend for themselves. So they basically gave them a death sentence," says Michelle Jones with Salt Lake County Animal Services.

Morons. They should have put them in a bag, not a box. Then put the end of the bag around the exhaust pipe and let science take its course.

steklo		2008-04-01 06:48:06 PM

CornFedIowan		2008-04-01 06:48:13 PM

punkybrew82: Us too! Some mean person put us in a box on the street. We will have our revenges. After tummy rub time.

The sugar content of this thread now exceeds FDA recommended levels.

Cyborg77		2008-04-01 06:48:19 PM

DrForrester		2008-04-01 06:48:24 PM

wylkyn: Angie Larsen is sick of being given these fluff pieces, and is ready for some hard news, dammit!

Did you see the video? Angie has one visible "surprise" eyebrow.

worlddan		2008-04-01 06:48:49 PM

http://www.abc4.com/content/about/bios/angielarsen/default.aspx

She da hot.

Kiska_79		2008-04-01 06:49:27 PM

SushiJoe: has anything like this ever happened before in this country? I don't even know where we'd begin

moar funny pictures

A$$man		2008-04-01 06:49:37 PM

morning_foil: Uchiha_Cycliste: April fools! The kittens are all dead.

The kittens are all dead because I just fapped myself raw.

www.harmonysweets.com

RoyBatty		2008-04-01 06:49:47 PM

Came in here to say I kill kittens everyday, wtf?

MrCheeks		2008-04-01 06:50:03 PM

libbyshome: three girls and two boys

now cut that out. male and female

jrockshow11.tripod.com

"Cut. It. Out."

NCP69		2008-04-01 06:50:25 PM

take the kittys to the local chinese resturant, they pay top dollar for strays...

clod9		2008-04-01 06:51:58 PM

good, something else i can blame on the mormons

7th Son of a 7th Son		2008-04-01 06:52:08 PM

Okay Sekhmet, time to spread justice.

Ex-Republican		2008-04-01 06:52:56 PM

FTFA: It is also interesting to note that the miracle took place in the parking lot of a church.

God only cares about what takes place on His property.

cyclebiff		2008-04-01 06:53:40 PM

"A lot of us will take them home and foster them and care for them until they're ready to go back to the shelter and be placed in suitable homes."

Or put to sleep.

Zeebot		2008-04-01 06:54:01 PM

Dumpster? Aren't they recyclable?

Uchiha_Cycliste		2008-04-01 06:54:41 PM

morning_foil: Uchiha_Cycliste: April fools! The kittens are all dead.

The kittens are all dead because I just fapped myself raw.

I can see how that can happen when you get off on dead cats.
You start out slow pop one off, see/feel/sense a kitten die. then I bet yo get really turned on, adn then BAM! another kitty kicks the bucket, and so on and so forth... I'll bet its easier to support your habit than |x| jim |x| 's

importedbeer		2008-04-01 06:55:43 PM

TFA:It's a small miracle that Serrano was able to hear the kittens' cries from the sidewalk. It is also interesting to note that the miracle took place in the parking lot of a church.

It is however a BIG miracle that this woman can take a "win" story about baby kittens and turn it into a vapid bit of sanctimonious nonsense.

Stick the the facts, woman.

Uchiha_Cycliste		2008-04-01 06:56:03 PM

Ex-Republican: FTFA: It is also interesting to note that the miracle took place in the parking lot of a church.

God only cares about what takes place on His property.

Did you just call God a pedophile?

Man On Fire		2008-04-01 06:56:12 PM

what. no "news flash" tag?

spqr_ca		2008-04-01 06:56:24 PM

Headline made me laugh, the asshats who put them there did not. I farkin' hate people who do shiat like that.

importedbeer		2008-04-01 06:56:43 PM

error and apology
That should read "stick to the facts", woman.

charmlessman		2008-04-01 06:57:15 PM

The Salem Witch Trials
Slavery
Genocide of the Native Americans
Pearl Harbor
The assassination of JFK
Vietnam
9/11
Kitty Rescue 08

Days of national tragedy.

morning_foil		2008-04-01 06:59:26 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: I can see how that can happen when you get off on dead cats.
You start out slow pop one off, see/feel/sense a kitten die. then I bet yo get really turned on, adn then BAM! another kitty kicks the bucket, and so on and so forth... I'll bet its easier to support your habit than |x| jim |x| 's

Felinocide makes me feel empowered... IN MY PANTS.

SkittlesAreYum		2008-04-01 07:00:07 PM

That's pretty cruel to just leave them to die. At least where I grew up, if your cat had kittens you didn't want you just shot them all in the head.

/no, not joking
//still, it's the same as putting them to sleep I guess

Arcanum		2008-04-01 07:00:38 PM

4/1/08 NEVER FORGET

chachi88		2008-04-01 07:01:44 PM

Iz Caturday? No? I go back to sleep now!

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