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(Some Guy)   Strange similarities between presidents Lincoln and Kennedy   (edweb.tusd.k12.az.us) divider line 56
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2002-11-09 09:40:40 PM
Very lame. I learned that shiat in junior high.
 
2002-11-09 09:42:44 PM
I want Snopes story on this.
 
2002-11-09 09:43:05 PM
all superficial
 
2002-11-09 09:43:30 PM
Duh. I already knew about it.
 
2002-11-09 09:43:37 PM
Hell I'm Canadian and I knew that along time ago.
 
2002-11-09 09:43:41 PM
Repeat. Not necesarily a repeat on Fark, but I think everyone has heard of this before. None the less it is interesting.
 
2002-11-09 09:43:50 PM
Both currently dead.
 
2002-11-09 09:43:52 PM
conspiracy! conspiracy!

yeah, i'll take my tin foil hat off now.
 
2002-11-09 09:44:28 PM
"> Snopes calls bullshiat

3Horn
 
2002-11-09 09:44:53 PM
(1)Lincoln was the ugliest bastard that ever lived.
(2)JFK boned Marilyn Monroe.
 
2002-11-09 09:45:19 PM
Let's try that again "> Snopes calls bullshiat

3Horn
 
2002-11-09 09:45:28 PM
snopes has already had a page shooting down the exact text that appears on the linked site since 1999
 
2002-11-09 09:45:52 PM
They are both very dead.
 
2002-11-09 09:45:57 PM
fark it: http://www.snopes.com/history/american/linckenn.htm

3Horn
 
2002-11-09 09:46:14 PM
I have JFK's hair. Makes me wonder who daddy really is...
 
2002-11-09 09:46:35 PM
the night before his assasination, lincoln was in Monroe, Maryland.

the night before his assasination, kennedy was in....
 
2002-11-09 09:48:01 PM
Yeah, this is sooooo damn old. Almost as old is the fact that all of it is incorrect (see Snopes).

I think I first found out about these "coincidences" in junior high - and a week later after that learned that in truth they're all at best incredibly vague and at worst just plain wrong.

To me, it takes three or four really good hot lesbian Boobie links to make up for one idiotic post like this one. Is this finally the sign that Fark is jumping the shark?
 
2002-11-09 09:49:04 PM
"One week prior to being assassinated, Kennedy visited Marilyn Monroe."

considering she was dead by this time, that amazes us all!

Nice work detective!

RF
 
2002-11-09 09:49:41 PM
Why is this even on this site? I've known of this and the page that shoots it all down since I was just a wee lad.
 
2002-11-09 09:49:44 PM
Anybody look at the rest of the site? I've been looking at it for a while and I have no idea what it's about.
 
2002-11-09 09:52:10 PM
didnt the phrase 'jump he shark' jump the shark about a year ago?
 
2002-11-09 09:52:53 PM


He was THERE...


/Props to TheBerg
 
2002-11-09 09:54:14 PM
What about that penny that has both Lincoln and Kennedy's head on it? What about THAT, huh? huh?
 
2002-11-09 09:55:38 PM
this was cool when i first herd about it 4 years ago. then i found out that its not true. so much for the textbooks (kill the non-beliver!)
 
2002-11-09 10:00:00 PM
Actually, the link says that most of the things are true, but they are just a coincidence! Which, I think is the point of it anyway. It is all just a weird coicidence.
 
2002-11-09 10:04:38 PM
Both were Presidents
not only that, both were presidents of the USA
both were men
Both served their presidency in Washington DC

sounds supicious
 
2002-11-09 10:06:09 PM
Was kennedy the youngest prez ever btw?
 
2002-11-09 10:08:50 PM
They were both Farkers before being a Farker was cool.
 
2002-11-09 10:17:21 PM
Both of their (real) assassins were assisted by a man named Mudd.

Whoops, what a giveaway.

(If I were at home, I would cite the 11 Remarkable Differences Between Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy published in the July 1972 issue of National Lampoon, when it was still funny.)

For the love of cheese, people, if you think that the original link is even remotely credible, get thee to Snopes. Or just drive a railroad tye up your nose with a mallet. Either will serve.
 
2002-11-09 10:17:50 PM
Hmmm, the biggest similarities were that neither one was a Freemason.
 
2002-11-09 10:26:09 PM
Good work Whidbey65

anyhow, i'm not the "why did this get posted" kind of guy, but....

why did this get posted?

this is as old as the crust on my grampa's beard, and a goodly portion of it is wrong

oh but here is a new piece! kennedy was carrying a lincoln cent in his pocket... and lincoln was carrying a kennedy half! the odd thing is they had both received the coins as change for a Dolly Madison fruit pie...

beLIIIEEEEVe it or NOT!!!

oooooooooo
 
2002-11-09 10:26:37 PM
Chrisfia:

JFK was the youngest president to be elected.

Teddy Roosevelt was the youngest to become president; he was VP when McKinley was shot
 
2002-11-09 10:29:55 PM
Good old Teddy, now that was a prez who knew his shiat
 
2002-11-09 10:34:29 PM
JEEEZUS FARKING KEE-RIST... this thing is at least 30-40 years old!!!

(no farking exageration)
 
2002-11-09 10:38:09 PM
anyone notice the similarities between lincoln and George W. Bush?

so far Lincoln is at the moment the only president who was called an idiot more times than W. With lincoln as with bush both were derrided as backwards country bumpkins who had no business running the country ever much less in a time of crisis. Also in 1860 some of the southern states wouldn't allow any delegates to go for lincoln and he won anyway. Those states declared that he wasn't the legitamate president and broke away. Also when lincoln suspended the right of due process he was demonize as wanting to set himself up as king Abraham. familiar isn't it?

Bush may come close but he will never be as great as lincoln. Lincoln had the added bonus that his own party (even his own cabnet) was saying these things just as loud as everyone else. So I guess bush is only half as stupid as lincoln and therefore only half as great. But I'd take half of lincoln's greatness anyday.
 
2002-11-09 10:54:18 PM
the lincoln/kennedy coincidence is SO PLAYED. Plus some of them are just stupid - assassins known by three names? ALL psychos are known by their three names (William Jefferson Clinton anyone?).
 
2002-11-09 10:54:52 PM
Strange similarities between me and not caring.
 
2002-11-09 11:06:19 PM
Bush is only half as great as my ass, and he needs a good wiping.
 
2002-11-09 11:08:23 PM
Tell something I don't know!
 
2002-11-09 11:36:59 PM
wow. You mean people DIDN'T know this already?????

I've known about this for 10 years, and I'm only 19 years old. I've done numerous speeches and papers on Kennedy's assassination and the coincidences between him and Lincoln and how Oswald didn't commit the crime.
 
2002-11-09 11:37:26 PM
well did you know.... chickens and turkeys are known to cross-breed, these breeds are known as "Turkins".
 
2002-11-09 11:47:13 PM
course it wasn't Oswald. It was little green men.
 
2002-11-09 11:51:20 PM
thats where i saw the leprechaun.... he tells me to assassinate presidents!
 
2002-11-10 12:02:44 AM
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2002-11-10 12:12:06 AM
Lincoln Kennedy

 
2002-11-10 12:37:17 AM
one was democrat, other was republican, must have been third party pricks that did the trigger pullin.
 
2002-11-10 12:50:05 AM
OLD!
 
2002-11-10 12:55:41 AM
JEEZ!

I'm 33 years old and I heard this in 6th grade. In other news, the Beaver ate pop rocks and coke and then his stomach exploded.
 
2002-11-10 01:21:02 AM
Both presidents' real name = Samuel Clemens. Coincidence??
 
2002-11-10 01:35:05 AM
Richard Nixon and Thomas Jefferson both had vice-presidents who left office under a cloud of scandal (Burr, Agnew).

Both served as VP before becoming President.

Both had lost a presidential election to a Harvard graduate named John from a wealthy, prominent Massachusetts family, before finally winning the presidency.

Both were elected to their first terms by narrow margins, and to their second terms by wide margins.

The next president elected after each was a Southerner named James.

"Nixon" and "Jefferson" both end in "-on".

This is from Skeptical Inquirer, spring 1992. Several lists of "amazing Presidential coincidences" are given to show how easy they are to come up with.
 
2002-11-10 01:38:50 AM
Lincoln's secretary, Kennedy, warned him not to go to Ford's Theatre.
Kennedy's secretary, Lincoln, warned him not to go to Dallas.

This is one of those coincidences that isn't a coincidence at all -- it's simply wrong. John Kennedy did have a secretary named Evelyn Lincoln (who may or may not have warned him about going to Dallas), but one searches in vain to find a Lincoln secretary named Kennedy. (Lincoln's White House secretaries were John G. Nicolay and John Hay.)


FACE!
 
2002-11-10 05:13:43 AM
I liked the Ford Lincoln Mercury character in the film The Postman.
 
2002-11-10 08:52:53 AM
Yawn! Other coincidences include...

Both men wore suits a lot.

Both men had sex in the Lincoln bedroom.

Both men liked .

Moving on...
 
2002-11-10 09:36:38 AM
I'm 33 years old and I heard this in 6th grade. In other news, the Beaver ate pop rocks and coke and then his stomach exploded.

I thought it was Mikey from the Life cereal box.
 
2002-11-10 09:42:12 AM
What's next - a "Paul is dead" link?
 
2002-11-10 10:29:59 AM
And we've all heard the curse of the 0's too... like every president elected in a 0-year election was either assassinated or had an assassination attempt during his term. Bush dodged a bullet with that pretzel thing, let me tell ya...
 
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