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		Man stabbed with screwdriver, whacked with shovel during robbery. Home Depot to implement five-day waiting period on future purchases (kutv.com)		28
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FightDirector		2008-04-01 04:18:48 AM

Yeh, subby, I'll bet you think tht's joke. Just wit until TCI (Tool Control Incorported) strts lobbying Congressmen with "think of the children" messges bout wht would hppen to the unfortunte child tht stepped on discrded rke.

/there's no Constitutionl Amendment gurnteeing Home Cre products...
//Guy who did this is tool nywy

Barakku		2008-04-01 04:54:31 AM

FightDirector: Yeh, subby, I'll bet you think tht's joke. Just wit until TCI (Tool Control Incorported) strts lobbying Congressmen with "think of the children" messges bout wht would hppen to the unfortunte child tht stepped on discrded rke.

/there's no Constitutionl Amendment gurnteeing Home Cre products...
//Guy who did this is tool nywy

usversusthem.files.wordpress.com

Does not pprove of rkes.
/Ehhuherh...

Quality		2008-04-01 04:57:41 AM

punched the man in the face and demanded cash.

Punch first, ask questions later?

brian7dog		2008-04-01 05:00:28 AM

5 days wait for a screwdriver and a shovel? Fine I'll just wait over here.

EL_FABREZ		2008-04-01 05:00:51 AM

T3h p1g5.

Th3y r up0n u5.

R3pen71!

.favorite/meme/evar

Barakku		2008-04-01 05:00:53 AM

Quality: punched the man in the face and demanded cash.

Punch first -- I think -- ask questions later?

I find usin' my fist oftenify comes before rationabable thought. Stay the course!

/Lost a couple GFs that way

FightDirector		2008-04-01 05:01:15 AM

What does Fark have against Canadians, anyway?

/no "ehhhhh"s...

JonnyBGoode		2008-04-01 05:06:36 AM

When screwdrivers are outlawed...

Sullasdog		2008-04-01 05:13:42 AM

Laugh, but in England they have suggested outlawing pointy knives.
Joke. Not.

Dragynwing		2008-04-01 05:15:11 AM

-5 points for failure to use duct tape.

JonnyBGoode: When screwdrivers are outlawed...

personally, i'll switch to tequila sunrises.

Captain Swoop		2008-04-01 06:10:53 AM

Not Impressed (pops)

Dextersnightmare		2008-04-01 06:11:06 AM

FightDirector: What does Fark have against Canadians, anyway?

/no "ehhhhh"s...

it's not just Fark, it's the entire world! Nuke Canada now!

Dextersnightmare		2008-04-01 06:14:00 AM

brian7dog: 5 days wait for a screwdriver and a shovel? Fine I'll just wait over here.

This story really brings to light my crusade for 5 day waiting period on all air tools.

booger42		2008-04-01 07:54:57 AM

Dextersnightmare: it's not just Fark, it's the entire world! Nuke Canada now!

Okay, but it'll fark up our fresh water, and y'all are gonna need that soon I'm sure.

Harry Freakstorm		2008-04-01 08:02:33 AM

Duuude, you said 'implement' when you were talking about shovels. That's funny.

booger42		2008-04-01 08:33:39 AM

Harry Freakstorm: Duuude, you said 'implement' when you were talking about shovels. That's funny.

Heh heh...you tool!

/lets get some pancakes

800Bullets		2008-04-01 08:38:28 AM

Not impressed.

jammre		2008-04-01 09:09:23 AM

JonnyBGoode: When screwdrivers are outlawed...

only outlaws will screw drivers??

Crazy_horce		2008-04-01 09:13:54 AM

Republicans don't acre about poor people
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Crazy_horce		2008-04-01 09:14:30 AM

CARE

Crazy_horce		2008-04-01 09:15:30 AM

WOW. Wrong thread.

errrr I mean April Fools!

El_Tremendaso		2008-04-01 09:17:16 AM

Waiting period for tools? Quite probable in Britain.

GreenKnight18		2008-04-01 09:52:12 AM

You'll only take my shovel and screwdriver from my cold dead hands.

jagarr		2008-04-01 10:51:10 AM

omg where will i get my hydroponic gardening supplies??

Drammach		2008-04-01 02:20:52 PM

Attention Ladies..

There is a waiting period for my tool...

/April Fool
// No waiting necessary

autothing		2008-04-01 02:37:24 PM

Dear smarmy subby,

At least duh stabbuh wasunt able tuh go say, stab and kill 32 students. Hmm, if those STUDENTS all had screwdrivers and shovels, mebbe they could got defendd themselves...?

/ Somewhat seryus.