FARK.com: (3503391) Sure winner for "most confused story ever": Elle MacPherson, the death of the Queen Mother, the history of the London marathon with bonusly random lingerie headline

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(Some Guy)		Sure winner for "most confused story ever": Elle MacPherson, the death of the Queen Mother, the history of the London marathon with bonusly random lingerie headline (liverpoolecho.co.uk)		74
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supernaturaltoe		2008-03-31 02:08:54 AM

Sanitary pads? wtf.

lozzd		2008-03-31 02:21:53 AM

Thanks a lot Lenny, now I lost my train of thought.

Yume no Hikari		2008-03-31 03:08:29 AM

You know, I felt kinda good about getting the Boobies on this one with some level of what I thought was insight, but now I'm wondering what deeper fail I missed...

carlysled		2008-03-31 03:10:30 AM

understands completely

orius		2008-03-31 03:12:18 AM

That's some fine journalism, Lou.

GomezAdams		2008-03-31 03:16:02 AM

I think the only things missing in this page was a mention of global warming and some hottie teacher banging a student.

Maybe the Queen Mother dying contributed to global warming. Or maybe it's all the hottie teachers shagging on their students that caused the Queen Mother to die while Elle was wearing lingerie. While looking for hanging chad or clubbing seals with a penis gourd.

Jamrock		2008-03-31 03:39:18 AM

hockeyfarker: Ok, the main page just had some audio from some reality TV shiat or something, wtf is going on

I was trolling the comments to find out what the hell was going on too. It's past 3 am and I'm sitting here writing a paper and I thought I was going nuts..

Barakku		2008-03-31 04:05:25 AM

Jamrock: hockeyfarker: Ok, the main page just had some audio from some reality TV shiat or something, wtf is going on

I was trolling the comments to find out what the hell was going on too. It's past 3 am and I'm sitting here writing a paper and I thought I was going nuts..

You are going nuts--this thread was redlit hours ago.

20/20		2008-03-31 04:31:16 AM

Do princes Harry and William have last names?

I just got an AUDIO ad for a t.v. show from no apparent source. Is Fark behind this?

dhandler		2008-03-31 07:07:51 AM

20/20 - Do princes Harry and William have last names?

Yes they do, it is "Wales," as in:
His Royal Highness Prince William Arthur Philip Louis of Wales, and
His Royal Highness Prince Henry Charles Albert David of Wales.

You see "Wales" over the breast pocket on their military uniforms.

macdaddy357		2008-03-31 07:25:37 AM

WTF?

DjangoStonereaver		2008-03-31 07:45:43 AM

You know, back in the day The Queen Mother was a handsome
woman. Not 'hot', certainly, but nowhere near horse faced.

And, apparently, she loved her gin.

Starblind		2008-03-31 08:10:19 AM

But after eating the KFC teadog meal, were they indeed "Dog friends"?

ciocia		2008-03-31 08:14:36 AM

O.K., it was a "this day in history"-type recap, just not done clearly. But the bogus lingerie headline? It reminds me of little ads they used to have in Detroit papers in which the headline was:
SEX
and the small print said: "Now that we have your attention..."

cwolf20		2008-03-31 08:19:22 AM

So... Elle is the queen mother

solcofn		2008-03-31 09:35:54 AM

came here for Elle pics....very disappointed.

(click da pics!)

towatchoverme		2008-03-31 10:11:05 AM

solcofn: came here for Elle pics....very disappointed.
(click da pics!)

I'll be in my bunk.

derfiticulum		2008-03-31 10:30:50 AM

I got the audio too...I'm terribly confused.

derfiticulum		2008-03-31 10:34:47 AM

But not after I posted my last comment. It's obviously something fairly random.

Shakespeare's Monkey		2008-03-31 10:38:20 AM

I haven't been sleeping well lately, so even a fever dream like this article would be welcome.

Slybri		2008-03-31 01:23:03 PM

I think what happened was Elle Macphereson spat in The Queen's burger, charged her and lost anyway.

Poochner		2008-03-31 01:31:56 PM

dhandler: 20/20 - Do princes Harry and William have last names?

Yes they do, it is "Wales," as in:
His Royal Highness Prince William Arthur Philip Louis of Wales, and
His Royal Highness Prince Henry Charles Albert David of Wales.

You see "Wales" over the breast pocket on their military uniforms.

Oh, well. My guess would have been Windsor. Shows what the hell I know.