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(World Tribune)   The stupidest name for a weapon ever   ( divider line
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6515 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Aug 2001 at 12:53 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-08-08 12:58:29 PM  
Haven't the lebanise been equiped with this technology for years?
2001-08-08 12:58:54 PM  
I guess it's better than "Yes-dong"...
2001-08-08 01:00:31 PM  
Developed by Hung Lo Weapons Systems
2001-08-08 01:01:02 PM  
On a tangent...I love the pic off to the side...

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2001-08-08 01:01:15 PM  
"Libya is out shopping for ballistic missile technology from North Korea and other places"

The 24 hour Super-Walmart down the street from me has everthing you can think of in it. I'm sure they have a couple packets of that stuff.
2001-08-08 01:06:44 PM  
surely this is a joke...
Don't they have marketing types who tell them
"you'll be laughed out of the negotiating room"
2001-08-08 01:10:21 PM  
No Dong missles...for all your lesbian firepower needs
2001-08-08 01:14:38 PM  
someone needs ta photoshop that pic to invlude a nice little hookah
2001-08-08 01:17:48 PM  
It's chemical warfare. They carry a payload of the same compound used for chemical castrations.
2001-08-08 01:25:04 PM  
"Libya is out shopping for ballistic missile technology from North Korea and other places,"
China: Herro?
Libya: Bomb! must make bomb!
China: Sowwy, wong numbaw must call Cwinton in USA.
2001-08-08 01:27:13 PM  
The name is funny, but this isn't. Since the late '80s when the US (despite the French) blew Momar back into the stone age (he moved into a tent right after the bombing and still lives there) he has been quiet while Sadaam and Yasser get all the press. All the while claiming he has changed, that he is a good guy now. So this is what he's been up to.
2001-08-08 01:29:52 PM  
grav8e: that is a picture of the new no-bong missile.
2001-08-08 01:32:52 PM  
They're getting long range missiles and we're concerned about what they're named?
2001-08-08 01:37:37 PM  
Ha ha Gadhafi has no dong.
2001-08-08 01:39:25 PM  
Has anyone seen how freaky Kim Jung-Il looks? If so, it wouldn't surprise you that his missile is named no-dong. He also likes to eat donkey, but has his people call it "heavenly cow" so it doesn't sound quite as bad. This while the North Korean people eat grass to try to ward off starvation. What a great guy.
2001-08-08 01:43:19 PM  
"...moved toward the coast where they were discovered by Israeli intelligence"

so all their intelligence officer postings are by the beach? they must have seen it on the trucks from the longboards and sent a post card: "Hey there - the surf rocks!! oh btw, Ghadaffi's got NO-DONGS"
2001-08-08 01:43:24 PM  
I guess this missle ensures that you don't get dicked over when you fire it?

Caption to pic: "Yo! Yas-man! This is some farking killer hash, man!"
2001-08-08 01:43:46 PM  
Anybody else reminded of George Carlin's "Rockets and Penises" monologue?
2001-08-08 01:46:06 PM  
does anyone know what "no dong" means in korean?
2001-08-08 01:46:54 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

The original links underneath make a damned good caption, too.

What's wrong with Mubarak?
Lebanon returns to opium cultivation!

(That's some potent shiat, dude!)

2001-08-08 01:47:49 PM  
Funny name for something that won't be so funny when it lands in your back yard....

- I'll have mine to go, please....
2001-08-08 01:48:36 PM  
Sounds more like this story has been released by the US in order to scare the shiat out of southern europe, therefore making them more willing to participate in Bush's missile defence system.
2001-08-08 01:56:14 PM  
Could have been worse, like "Attack of the Clones."
2001-08-08 01:59:07 PM  
Let me be the first to say "I Surrender!".
2001-08-08 02:00:17 PM  
a moment of silence for the original No-Dong...

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5t00p1d C#1n353 L14rz
2001-08-08 02:03:53 PM  
These are easily countered with American "Giant Penis" missiles.
2001-08-08 02:06:41 PM  
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2001-08-08 02:12:01 PM  
I knew it was only a very small matter of time before someone added a bong to that picture...
2001-08-08 02:12:25 PM  
yassy looks like he's got next..

that's pretty damn rude to be staring down someone while theyre getting their hit.
2001-08-08 02:13:58 PM  
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Stoner:dood... you need to like, pull the troops outta serbia n' stuff. it's like, WAY BAD karma.

Dignitary: Pack bowl or i have you shot.
2001-08-08 02:17:39 PM  
Why don't we just bomb that annoying little thorn of a country back into the stone age? I know China wouldn't like it, but they'll get over it.
2001-08-08 02:19:03 PM  
I can imagine the news reports of no-dong attacks... remember how often they used to say "scud?"
2001-08-08 02:24:48 PM  
dude i can hear it now..

"..another salvo of No-Dongs penetrated Turkey again last night with help from Greece..."
2001-08-08 02:26:44 PM  
In A.D. 2001
War was beginning
George Bush: What happen?
Dick Cheney: Someone set Lybia up the bomb!
Condoleeza Rice: We get signal
Dick Cheney: Main screen on
George Bush: Its you!!
Colonel Khadaffi: How are you gentlemen?
Colonel Khadaffi: All your ballistic missles are belong to us
Colonel Khadaffi: Southern Europe are on the way to destruction
George Bush: What you say!!
Colonel Khadaffi: Southern Europe has no chance to survive make your time.
Colonel Khadaffi: HA HA HA HA...
George Bush: Take off every 'IDF jet'
George Bush: You know what you doing
George Bush: Move 'IDF jet'
George Bush: For great justice

Okay...its not *that* funny but its hard to type this with my boss watching over my shoulder. :)
2001-08-08 02:32:24 PM  
No-Dong missile guaranteed to blow your nutz off...

- Mr. Uncalled for...
2001-08-08 02:32:34 PM  
"..another salvo of No-Dongs penetrated Turkey again last night with help from Greece..."

hahahahahaha =^D Me likes.
2001-08-08 02:44:42 PM  
And here I was thinking my Dong was unstoppable.

Hehe, Star Wars: Episode II: No-Dong (or Attack of the No-Dongs)
2001-08-08 02:48:38 PM  
Reading this thread gave me a really good laugh... thanks, you guys!
2001-08-08 02:49:39 PM  
Sdystyk That was absolutely the funniest caption I've heard in a long time!
2001-08-08 03:40:50 PM  
I always thought the MX Peace Keeper Missile was pretty stupid.
2001-08-08 03:44:16 PM  
If this doesn't scare the living fark out of you, you're either: A) a complete moron B) a complete and TOTAL moron C) utterly stupid or D) Suicidal and don't give a fark anyways....

Libya is one scary, scary country....
2001-08-08 03:54:11 PM  
no comment

2001-08-08 04:08:10 PM  
Libya, having mid-range icbm's. Note how they didn't say they were nuclear capable, but designed for "unconventional" warheads.

WTF is unconventional? Drops curtains over a large area? uses paint? NO, we know don't we?

Nice to know that a country that is joining in on a Jihad against uncle sam could now hit us nicely from South America.
2001-08-08 04:24:43 PM  
I named my weapon

John Thomas
2001-08-08 04:51:20 PM  
NCBrit has the right idea, I think.

The American propaganda machine (aka the Media) is in full swing, I think.

Like America honestly has anything to fear from Libya. George W Bush is giving Americans the impression that the entire world is out to get them. Well, if he keeps this Missile Defense bullshiat up, that just might be true. I mean, China and Russia have already signed a friendship pact. They're scared sh*tless, and rightfully so. We'd be up in arms if they were developing something similar.

While it's true we Americans aren't universally loved, I honestly think we have nothing to fear from other countries. And if they get agressive, we can handle them with the equipment we have now.

I just fear that this will spark another arms race... Maybe a war. I mean, when it comes to this stuff, things can get out of hand awful fast... :-(
2001-08-08 04:55:18 PM  
Yes, Gaidin, I have read "Napalm and Silly Putty", it's a must for any true farker.

"A Kentucky man wearing a 'Have A Nice Day' T-shirt was killed by a man who works nights."
2001-08-08 05:13:30 PM  
I wish Fark would adopt a No-Dong policy for it's posts. No More Weenies!!
2001-08-08 05:29:40 PM  
God you people are dumb. I'm surprised you didn't lose the cold war.

I'm sure before Dubya is done, there will be another Cold (or World) War with some asian nations. Take your pick, there's China(you pissed them off), Korea (them too), Iran, Irak... Damn...
2001-08-08 05:29:45 PM  
Yeah, the Weeners suck. Who cares what the female farkers want! :-)
2001-08-08 05:44:49 PM  
Stupidest name for a weapon - The Clone Attacker
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