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(Some Guy)   Cletus, hold my beer. With already-been-hit pic screaming to be shopped   (accessnorthga.com ) divider line
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39256 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Mar 2008 at 12:45 PM (8 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2008-03-29 10:52:09 AM  
+1 for the pic
 
2008-03-29 11:14:21 AM  
seriously, wtf is up with his eye?

is that a medical condition?

result of an accident?
 
2008-03-29 11:15:26 AM  
umtailgate.com

"Baby Ruu-uuuth"!
 
2008-03-29 11:17:56 AM  
Ye gods. What a mug.
 
2008-03-29 11:19:29 AM  
I thought Marty Feldman was dead.
 
2008-03-29 11:37:59 AM  
img72.imageshack.us


Was the woman's name Abby? Abby Normal?
 
2008-03-29 11:39:17 AM  
Penis goes WHERE?
 
2008-03-29 12:14:28 PM  
I can imagine me on this guy's jury. "The charge in the ensuing case is vehicular homicide. The defendant *my head turns to look at guy* will.." BWAHAHAHAHAHA!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *wipes eyes* "I'm sorry, your honor, I don't *looks at guy again* MUHWAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm sorry I... he...could you ask that eye to stop looking over here?"
 
2008-03-29 12:20:40 PM  
How about a pic of the girlfriend? She must have been quite a looker. Sheesh, can you imagine the horror?

/pre-accident of course
 
2008-03-29 12:49:06 PM  
I wonder if he was seeing someone else on the side?
 
2008-03-29 12:50:02 PM  
calbert: "Baby Ruu-uuuth"!

Yeah, I was thinking along similar lines...


"hey you guys!"
 
2008-03-29 12:50:13 PM  
calbert: seriously, wtf is up with his eye?

is that a medical condition?

result of an accident?


I was thinking the same thing!
 
2008-03-29 12:50:23 PM  
Meerkat wins the internet.
 
2008-03-29 12:50:38 PM  
meerkat: I wonder if he was seeing someone else on the side?

HAH! lol

I mean, you're awful. (heh) :)
 
2008-03-29 12:52:38 PM  
meerkat: I wonder if he was seeing someone else on the side?

Holy shiat that is some funny stuff right there.
/winnar!
 
2008-03-29 12:52:47 PM  
He was looking back at her who was looking back at him to see if he wsa looking back at her.
 
2008-03-29 12:52:52 PM  
meerkat: I wonder if he was seeing someone else on the side?

Full of win!
 
2008-03-29 12:53:23 PM  
meerkat is a gentleman and a scholar.
 
2008-03-29 12:53:25 PM  
libcom.org
 
2008-03-29 12:55:47 PM  
meerkat: I wonder if he was seeing someone else on the side?

And we have a Winner!
 
2008-03-29 12:56:48 PM  
meerkat: I wonder if he was seeing someone else on the side?

GOLD
 
2008-03-29 12:57:03 PM  
I wonder if he needed to use his side mirrors when driving?
 
2008-03-29 12:57:26 PM  
Never buy a glass eye from a gumball machine!
 
2008-03-29 12:58:36 PM  
meerkat: I wonder if he was seeing someone else on the side?

That's the funniest thing I've read all year.
 
2008-03-29 01:02:22 PM  
Coroner Lauren McDonald said Newton died of extensive internal and external injuries.

OK good...so it wasn't cancer then?
 
2008-03-29 01:04:30 PM  
What's------- he ----looking -------at ------------>>>
 
2008-03-29 01:04:34 PM  
meerkat: I wonder if he was seeing someone else on the side?

Yes. Everybody.
 
2008-03-29 01:05:37 PM  
We really need a pic of the girlfriend.
 
2008-03-29 01:06:26 PM  
The story sounds familiar...

Laura Bush in 1963 Car Wreck

By JIM VERTUNO, Associated Press Writer

AUSTIN, Texas (AP) - At 17, Laura Bush ran a stop sign and crashed into another car, killing her boyfriend who was driving it, according to an accident report released to The Associated Press on Wednesday.

Mrs. Bush is the wife of President George W. Bush.

"It was a very tragic accident that deeply affected the families and was very painful for all involved, including the community at large," said her spokesman, Andrew Malcolm. "To this day, Mrs. Bush remains unable to talk about it."

Mrs. Bush did say in March, when asked at a campaign stop about the crash, "I know this as an adult, and even more as a parent, it was crushing ... for the family involved and for me as well."

According to the two-page accident report released Wednesday by the city of Midland, Laura Welch was driving her Chevrolet sedan on a clear night shortly after 8 p.m. on Nov. 6, 1963, when she drove into an intersection and struck a Corvair sedan driven by 17-year-old Michael Douglas.

Although previous news accounts have reported Douglas was thrown from the car and broke his neck, those details were not in the report.

The speed of Laura Bush's car was illegible on the report. The speed limit for the road was 55.

Neither driver was drinking, the police report said.

Laura Bush and her passenger, Judy Dykes, also 17, were taken to a hospital and treated for minor injuries, according to an accident account printed at the time in the Midland Reporter-Telegram.

The police report indicates no charges were filed. That section of the report was left blank.

"As far as we know, no charges were filed," said Midland city attorney Keith Stretcher. "I don't think it's unusual that charges weren't filed."

The police report was released after an open records request was submitted to Midland officials in March. City officials had declined to release the records because the victims were under 18.
 
2008-03-29 01:08:30 PM  
Rolls for Charisma...

FAIL!
 
2008-03-29 01:08:50 PM  
20 years ago the local rag Forysth County Times had a contest to pick the slogan that would go on all of the "Welcome To Forsyth County" signs on the roads at the county line.

My entry was "Welcome To Forsyth County, We Don't Read".

Didn't even rate a mention in the paper.
 
2008-03-29 01:11:17 PM  
meerkat: I wonder if he was seeing someone else on the side?

I have a lazy eye (not THAT bad, though) and my god that was farking hilarious. I am going to use that.
 
2008-03-29 01:11:56 PM  
i274.photobucket.com


i274.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-29 01:12:04 PM  
meerkat: I wonder if he was seeing someone else on the side?

*golf clap*
 
2008-03-29 01:14:54 PM  
meerkat: I wonder if he was seeing someone else on the side?

Oh my! I bow to your skills...
 
2008-03-29 01:17:19 PM  
Dude probably injects meth directly into his eye.
 
2008-03-29 01:17:57 PM  
Jones' girlfriend was angry at him for giving her a sideways glance.
 
2008-03-29 01:18:10 PM  
i43.photobucket.comi43.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-29 01:19:19 PM  
meerkat: I wonder if he was seeing someone else on the side?

Bravo! *golf clap*
 
2008-03-29 01:20:38 PM  
o_o

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o_O

o_O
 
2008-03-29 01:22:14 PM  
meerkat: I wonder if he was seeing someone else on the side?

Words cannot describe the excellence......
 
2008-03-29 01:22:54 PM  
Egad! Was he born next to a Plutonium reprocessing facility...
that`s a seriously post-apocalyptic appearance he`s got there.
 
2008-03-29 01:22:56 PM  
That der be strabisimus. Could be from head trauma but may have just been born that way.

In fark terms it would be one eye's gone photoshop'n and one eye's in the forum

/BTW "lazy eye" is amblyopia which can be caused by strab.
/strab is aka the "squints"
 
2008-03-29 01:23:31 PM  
i2.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-29 01:25:17 PM  
meerkat: I wonder if he was seeing someone else on the side?

Oh dear. This ^^^ x 1000
 
2008-03-29 01:29:19 PM  
humanconditioner.....awesome.
 
2008-03-29 01:29:57 PM  
meerkat: I wonder if he was seeing someone else on the side?

You knocked that one out of the park!
 
2008-03-29 01:30:01 PM  
meerkat: I wonder if he was seeing someone else on the side?

Well done. Have some TotalFark
 
2008-03-29 01:30:32 PM  
www.cineol.net
 
2008-03-29 01:30:35 PM  
meerkat: I wonder if he was seeing someone else on the side?

+1, EXCELLENT COMMENTER, WOULD READ AGAIN, A++++++++++++++
 
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