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(Wall Street Journal)   Pfizer VP arrested for downloading child pr0n on his work computer, will now be part of clinical trial on Viagra use vs placebo in a confined setting   (blogs.wsj.com ) divider line
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2008-03-28 01:24:06 PM  
How can someone that smart be that dumb?
 
2008-03-28 01:55:56 PM  
I was expecting a play on the "pf" meme.
 
2008-03-28 03:45:33 PM  
I will never understand why so many people are attracted by those sick images of children.
 
2008-03-28 03:45:55 PM  
cameroncrazy1984 .

I was expecting a play on the "pf" meme.


Somebody's getting pfisted.
 
2008-03-28 03:46:10 PM  
Pfizer guy to be phishy getting pharked by phurry cell mates?
 
2008-03-28 03:46:32 PM  
Pfail?
 
2008-03-28 03:46:49 PM  
Yeah, change those ph's to pf's.

/long week
//no coffee
 
2008-03-28 03:47:43 PM  
Side effects may included dizziness, blurred vision, abnormal heartbeat, federal prison, vertigo, mild fever, and in some rare cases, death.
 
2008-03-28 03:49:32 PM  
Doesn't say anything about him downloading porn on his work computer.
 
2008-03-28 03:49:56 PM  
img442.imageshack.us
 
2008-03-28 03:51:15 PM  
First, tramp stamps for the kiddies. Pedo-trifecta unofficially in play.
Second, a 12-year old dancer in Dallas. Pattern found, trifecta officially in play.
Now, child pr0n. The trifecta is complete. Sadly.

I await for the following pictures/references before I weep for society:

1) Chris Hansen
2) Pedobear

/Any takers?
 
2008-03-28 03:53:10 PM  
Quincy8Boy: Doesn't say anything about him downloading porn on his work computer.

"He signed on as "Suzybibaby" from his home, as well as from an Internet address registered to Pfizer in New York."
 
2008-03-28 03:53:40 PM  
He's 61. For some reason I find this extra-creepy.
 
2008-03-28 03:55:04 PM  
fatassbastard: How can someone that smart be that dumb?

Why do you assume he's smart? I've had several bosses/managers/directors/VP/Presidents who are dumbarses - most in fact.
 
2008-03-28 03:56:48 PM  
Jument: He's 61. For some reason I find this extra-creepy.

Yeah, but at least he was posing as a 28 year old woman ... okay, that just makes it extra-extra creepy.
 
2008-03-28 03:57:27 PM  
+1 subby!
 
2008-03-28 03:57:45 PM  
OK...

That makes that chat I had with Suzybibaby just a little more awkward...
 
2008-03-28 03:57:48 PM  
Exactly. That kind of position takes near superhuman drive and determination, but high intelligence is not a factor. You can't be subhumanly stupid, but average intellect is fine as long as you have the aggression in spades.
 
2008-03-28 03:57:54 PM  
"I was doing it for research purposes" - the Townsend defense
 
2008-03-28 03:58:01 PM  
Jument: He's 61. For some reason I find this extra-creepy.

What's your "extra-creepy" cutoff age?
 
2008-03-28 03:58:33 PM  
Pfizer? I hardly knew 'er.
 
2008-03-28 03:58:49 PM  
How can someone that smart be that dumb?

It's a compulsion, so people will do really dumb things regardless of their supposed intelligence. We should endeavor to understand these poor unfortunates, before ripping the beating hearts from their bodies.
 
2008-03-28 03:59:43 PM  
Dr_Phil_Winfrey: fatassbastard: How can someone that smart be that dumb?

Why do you assume he's smart? I've had several bosses/managers/directors/VP/Presidents who are dumbarses - most in fact.


Took the words right out of my mouth.
 
2008-03-28 03:59:43 PM  
Link to someone who's profile is going to be getting a lot of hits....

Link (new window)
 
2008-03-28 04:00:31 PM  
cameroncrazy1984: I was expecting a play on the "pf" meme.

Someone's getting pfired.
 
2008-03-28 04:01:32 PM  
Atomic Spunk: "I was doing it for research purposes" - the Townsend defense

"Biotch set me up" - The Marion Barry defense.
 
2008-03-28 04:02:21 PM  
pfark.
 
2008-03-28 04:02:27 PM  
Hagbardr: cameroncrazy1984: I was expecting a play on the "pf" meme.

Someone's getting pfired.


Pfor pfelonious pfapping.
 
2008-03-28 04:02:44 PM  
i41.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-28 04:03:01 PM  
wow. The Philter is phreaky good.
 
2008-03-28 04:03:27 PM  
Are you sure it wasn't the head of Product Quality Assurance?

/window seat.
 
2008-03-28 04:05:42 PM  
Zik-Zak: First, tramp stamps for the kiddies. Pedo-trifecta unofficially in play.
Second, a 12-year old dancer in Dallas. Pattern found, trifecta officially in play.
Now, child pr0n. The trifecta is complete. Sadly.

I await for the following pictures/references before I weep for society:

1) Chris Hansen
2) Pedobear

/Any takers?


i113.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-28 04:09:26 PM  
Jeez.

/I need some drugs now, thx.
//brb.
 
2008-03-28 04:10:18 PM  
Either this guy is major league sleaze in which case I hope he meets Edward Norton's boyfriends from American History X....

Or this is one heck of a crazy setup by Private Investigator's from Scientology. As evil as Co$ says big Pharmaceutical companies are I'm amazed that they don't have PI's tailing and setting up their execs all the time.

Either way this guy is stupid-mcnupid to the extreme.
 
2008-03-28 04:12:21 PM  
Atomic Spunk: "I was doing it for research purposes" - the Townsend defense

Except he was doing research on how easy it was to find those types of images on the net. He wrote about what he was doing extensivly.

Before he got arrested.
 
2008-03-28 04:13:22 PM  
Sarcastica75: Jeez.

/I need some drugs now, thx.
//brb.


PICK ME UP SOME TOO! Since you're on the way and all...
 
2008-03-28 04:13:55 PM  
I bet he gets Pfisted in the big house or nature's pocket, even.
 
2008-03-28 04:15:08 PM  
8O
 
2008-03-28 04:24:32 PM  
Well, I'll be pharked.
 
2008-03-28 04:32:38 PM  
Dr_Phil_Winfrey: fatassbastard: How can someone that smart be that dumb?

Why do you assume he's smart? I've had several bosses/managers/directors/VP/Presidents who are dumbarses - most in fact.


Exactly. Intelligence, curiosity and patience are deal breakers for becoming a successful executive in the corporate world. Come to think of it, this is true in the military too. You don't see too many flag officers with these three traits.
 
2008-03-28 04:33:45 PM  
i217.photobucket.com
Couldn't Pfizer create a drug that would prevent perverts from becoming pedophiles? I guess not.
 
2008-03-28 04:36:41 PM  
I want more details before I pass judgement. Something doesn't seem to be stirring the kool-aid...
 
2008-03-28 04:50:13 PM  
How stupid does someone have to be to download kiddy pr0n on a work computer?
 
2008-03-28 04:50:13 PM  
fatassbastard: How can someone that smart be that dumb?

You mean how can someone be that immoral and perverted. Many people embrace immoral lifestyles from adultery and homosexuality to pedophilia. Little by little people accept abhorent behavior as "normal" and before you know it, no matter how sick and depraved, people expect their perversion to be protected or YOU are accused of being the phobic, weird one.

/slippery slope
 
2008-03-28 04:50:32 PM  
Jument: He's 61. For some reason I find this extra-creepy.

I read that as "extra-crispy."

/while throwing up in my mouth a little
 
2008-03-28 04:53:22 PM  
Accent: Link to someone who's profile is going to be getting a lot of hits....

Link (new window)


There's a picture/avatar in the replies there that's kinda NSFW.

/granted, you have to squint hard, but...
 
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2008-03-28 05:03:51 PM  
fireclown: Atomic Spunk: "I was doing it for research purposes" - the Townsend defense

"Biotch set me up" - The Marion Barry defense.


biotech set me up.

/is that where you were going? because you missed.
 
2008-03-28 05:05:47 PM  
Macular Degenerate: How stupid does someone have to be to download kiddy pr0n on a work computer?

He'll probably blame on disgruntled IT people.
 
2008-03-28 05:09:34 PM  
Oh good. Mija just compared homsexuality to pedophilia. This should end well.
 
2008-03-28 05:11:09 PM  
Mija: fatassbastard: How can someone that smart be that dumb?

You mean how can someone be that immoral and perverted. Many people embrace immoral lifestyles from adultery and homosexuality to pedophilia. Little by little people accept abhorent behavior as "normal" and before you know it, no matter how sick and depraved, people expect their perversion to be protected or YOU are accused of being the phobic, weird one.

/slippery slope


Uh, cheating on your wife, being gay, and being a kiddy diddler are no way in the same league, dude.
 
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