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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)   Five, FIVE awesome mugshots of 'precious metals' thieves...Au, Au, Au   (blog.cleveland.com ) divider line 166
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2008-03-28 12:15:45 PM  
How about a little sympathy here. They obviously needed the money to pay off their student loans.
 
2008-03-28 12:15:46 PM  
erichard08 is officially my new favorite farker. He brings walrus sized buckets of win to every thread he posts in.
 
2008-03-28 12:16:08 PM  
Rye_

busy chillin': erichard08

why would you post that up here dude.. Yes i'm talking to you... did that stuff for years its messes you up bad man and if you are still doing Shame on you man shame on you and you are very dumb, because if someone really wanted to they could turn your "online name" into the police and you could get arrested fast man... Help Myself DUDE

DUDE its cool just stop freaking he probably just found the pic online posted it you know not his i bet you relax hopefully he does not still do it but that is good you stopped you know so just chill dude no need get teh man involved

It's like putting two 'tards in a ring and letting them beat the crap out of each other.



Ah man geeze that harsh know Im just talkin language no need to get mean not retarded just having fun with things relax okay hahahahahahahaha....okay.

/evs
 
2008-03-28 12:16:25 PM  
My dad sent me a powerpoint that had some pictures of a botched copper theft. The line was still live, and it arc'd to a nearby ground. Killed the guy, roasted a limb or two.

Ask and I'll forward the ppt to anyone curious. Just send me a message at justingoodman[@]gmail.com
 
2008-03-28 12:16:34 PM  
i28.tinypic.com
 
2008-03-28 12:16:35 PM  
blog.cleveland.com

Herbert Fyffe. Name, looks, dude looks like he's never caught a break in life.
 
2008-03-28 12:17:27 PM  
Some idiot got zapped and set aflame here in Austin recently while trying to steal copper grounding lines from a power substation. He was still on fire when the cops/EMS got there...last I heard he was still in the BAMC burn ward. I'm still stunned he lived that long...
 
2008-03-28 12:17:40 PM  
kc987654: liphshoue: Copper is as much a precious metal as lead.

COPPER FUTURE (USd/lb.) 381.750 -5.550 -1.43 11:24
SILVER FUTURE (USD/t oz.) 17.900 -0.650 -3.50 11:24

Considering there are 16 2/3 troy oz in a lb, that'd make copper more expensive than silver by over $100 a pound. Who's the precious metal now?

/lead not so much


Although perhaps not. Maybe the little d is cents. My bad.

/never mind
//as emily litella would say
 
2008-03-28 12:18:11 PM  
Yeah i did stop thank you very much nov, 20 2005 is when i stopped thank you very much .. and why would you say that man... I got married have a baby and everything!!
 
2008-03-28 12:19:06 PM  
erichard08: Yeah i did stop thank you very much nov, 20 2005 is when i stopped thank you very much .. and why would you say that man... I got married have a baby and everything!!

great, you're breeding. Just what I wanted to know.
 
2008-03-28 12:19:30 PM  
I work in the power distribution industry so I hear about people stealing copper all the time. Usually its employees of electrical contractors who have access to job sites and all the tools/knowledge to strip down panels and switchboards quickly in the middle of the night. Its a pretty good payoff if you are smart enough to only do it once. Most guys get caught doing it the second or third time within a month.

Or if someone calls the coppers.

/I tried...
 
2008-03-28 12:19:42 PM  
This is both the dumbest and the most clever headline I've seen all week.
 
2008-03-28 12:21:27 PM  
blog.cleveland.com

"Who wants a moustache ride?"
 
2008-03-28 12:21:58 PM  
blog.cleveland.com


I think Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me.


//RIP Mitch
 
2008-03-28 12:22:33 PM  
Tungsten Tellurium Flouride, did they think the Carbon Palladium wouldn't catch them? That's just arsenic silicon nickle neon.
 
2008-03-28 12:22:34 PM  
Copper? Come on. Everyone knows that the big money is in catalytic converters these days.
 
2008-03-28 12:22:53 PM  
Hanging is too good for them. Ripping out the pipes is a major pain in the ass to fix. You basically have to gut the house and start over.
 
2008-03-28 12:23:15 PM  
Lucidz2008-03-28 12:15:46 PM
erichard08 is officially my new favorite farker. He brings walrus sized buckets of win to every thread he posts in.
Thanks man.. I don't weather to take that in a good way or a bad way but thanks!!!
 
2008-03-28 12:23:32 PM  
Ellen: I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!!!
 
2008-03-28 12:23:50 PM  
erichard08: why would you post that up here dude.. Yes i'm talking to you... did that stuff for years its messes you up bad man and if you are still doing Shame on you man shame on you and you are very dumb, because if someone really wanted to they could turn your "online name" into the police and you could get arrested fast man... Help Myself DUDE

Again... ESL?
 
2008-03-28 12:24:06 PM  
Ashion_Archanion: Herbert Fyffe. Name, looks, dude looks like he's never caught a break in life.

hahahahaha... WIN
 
2008-03-28 12:25:00 PM  
"Goldfinger? Sounds like a French nail varnish."
www.universalexports.net
 
2008-03-28 12:26:10 PM  
Thanks man.. I don't weather to take that in a good way or a bad way but thanks!!!

I think it'd be clearer how you ought to take his statement if you enrolled in a "how to understand non-run-on sentences" class.
 
2008-03-28 12:26:12 PM  
I live in Cleveland Heights and I have been looking at foreclosed homes to rehab. I went to a block yesterday (brinkmore rd) and looked at 3 houses in a row. All 3 of them had the copper stripped out of the basement.

This is actually really good news for me. With the foreclosures, and added vandalism, I'm going to get one for really really cheap, gut it, and rebuild it for under 100K. Sooo glad I've waited to buy a home, they are dirt cheap right now.
 
2008-03-28 12:26:22 PM  
Sorry, had to....

i178.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-28 12:27:01 PM  
erichard08:
Thanks man.. I don't weather to take that in a good way or a bad way but thanks!!!


Take it as a ray of sunshine.
 
2008-03-28 12:27:14 PM  
img237.imageshack.us
 
2008-03-28 12:27:40 PM  
blog.cleveland.com

Amy?
 
2008-03-28 12:28:18 PM  
MissMalice: Again... ESL?

Well hello there youngster.
 
2008-03-28 12:29:23 PM  
hockeyfarker: MissMalice: Again... ESL?

Well hello there youngster.


Hey dear!

Fancy seeing you around these parts.
 
2008-03-28 12:31:50 PM  
Au...

i4.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-28 12:32:36 PM  
was this a nice neighborhood? could have been copper gutters and flashing, but then it would probably be a story about a tweaker falling off a roof and landing on his head.


years ago in the upper peninsula of michigan, thieves stole what they thought was abandoned copper cable but it turned out to be the phone line for the keweenaw peninsula.
 
2008-03-28 12:32:45 PM  
Lemagrag
I lol'd
 
2008-03-28 12:33:05 PM  
Rye_: busy chillin': erichard08

.....

It's like putting two 'tards in a ring and letting them beat the crap out of each other.



Hey now bubba, you lay off pro wrestling.
 
2008-03-28 12:33:23 PM  
blog.cleveland.com
grossman.
ya got that right...
 
2008-03-28 12:34:04 PM  
baka-san: Amy?

You beat me to it. Kudos to you.
 
2008-03-28 12:35:05 PM  
I'm surprised no one has done this yet:
img90.imageshack.us

Or
img90.imageshack.us
 
2008-03-28 12:36:29 PM  
Sisters?

blog.cleveland.com
www.oliver-faulhaber.de
 
2008-03-28 12:39:06 PM  
Wonder what meth does in combination with copper poisoning? Look at the pictures, just look at the pictures!
 
2008-03-28 12:42:34 PM  
Ma?

img227.imageshack.us
 
2008-03-28 12:42:57 PM  
There is a Wrangler jeans factory in my home town and a lot of the workers are tweekers.
We call this the Wrangler Mantra:

"I do meth so I can work harder so I can make more money so I can buy more meth so I can work harder so I can make more money so I can buy more meth so... etc."

Anyway, old Grossman looks like he just got off 3rd shift at Wrangler.
 
2008-03-28 12:44:32 PM  
blog.cleveland.com
www.turnoffyourtv.com
 
2008-03-28 12:46:00 PM  
Drugs make people work hard sometimes.
 
2008-03-28 12:46:28 PM  
www.nedims.net
 
2008-03-28 12:46:52 PM  
Pu, what a Sn arky He adline. Ca n't U do B etter?
 
2008-03-28 12:47:45 PM  
LordWatson: Copper theft up here is crazy. I'm glad I don't have a land line - the Bell telephone utility boxes in my neighbourhood are destroyed and have their copper wires looted as fast as they are fixed. It's like living in a third world country with the phone service up and down and up and down.

where the fark do you live, detroit?
 
2008-03-28 12:48:46 PM  
MissMalice: Fancy seeing you around these parts.

Fancy seeing your parts around here!

got back in, and you're gone. Quite a few noticeably absent farkers, actually.
 
2008-03-28 12:49:41 PM  
busy chillin': erichard08

why would you post that up here dude.. Yes i'm talking to you... did that stuff for years its messes you up bad man and if you are still doing Shame on you man shame on you and you are very dumb, because if someone really wanted to they could turn your "online name" into the police and you could get arrested fast man... Help Myself DUDE

DUDE its cool just stop freaking he probably just found the pic online posted it you know not his i bet you relax hopefully he does not still do it but that is good you stopped you know so just chill dude no need get teh man involved


You both tweakin so bad right now that you are forgetting words, punctuation, and any semblance of coherency? Go eat a sandwich, brush your teeth and take a shower, mmkay?
 
2008-03-28 12:50:01 PM  
students.ou.edu

Au au au au.
 
2008-03-28 12:50:20 PM  
blog.cleveland.com

Mario sure has let himself go.
 
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