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(ABC Action News)   Kate Bosworth says she was too tanked to remember her sex scene. Co-star says he was a total gentleman, insists the dutch rudder was added later with CGI   (abcactionnews.com) divider line 56
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2008-03-28 09:06:44 AM
You know, I do believe he's doing it right.
 
2008-03-28 10:02:53 AM
This actually makes the movie even less appealing, which I didn't know was possible.
 
2008-03-28 10:06:31 AM
fta:

Sturgess adds, "We were on Grey Goose (vodka), I think. It was brilliant for about half an hour. As we continued to drink, it just became sloppy and messy. I couldn't stand up at one point."


Vodak?
 
2008-03-28 10:09:29 AM
I feel like a prude asking this, but what is a dutch rudder? I'm afraid to search at work.
 
2008-03-28 10:09:33 AM
It's encouraging to know that Hollywood has finally learned how to shoot a realistic sex scene.
 
2008-03-28 10:13:19 AM
Ok, I'll get us started;

The Cincinnati Bow Tie?
The Rusty Trombone?
The Rear Admiral?
The Angry Dragon?
The Donkey Punch?
The Pittsburgh Platter?
 
2008-03-28 10:13:32 AM
Is that a Dutch rudder in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me, baby?
 
2008-03-28 10:14:14 AM
needs sausage samich

img104.imageshack.us


www.sarasotamagazine.com
 
2008-03-28 10:14:53 AM
Wendy's Chili: I feel like a prude asking this, but what is a dutch rudder? I'm afraid to search at work.

from the Urban Dictionary:



Having someone complete the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm, while the male holds his own penis.

so not too dirty. original poster could have at least picked a donkey punch or rusty trombone or something
 
2008-03-28 10:15:42 AM
Wendy's Chili: I feel like a prude asking this, but what is a dutch rudder? I'm afraid to search at work.

It's when the man takes his...hang on, someone's banging at my door.
 
2008-03-28 10:17:07 AM
rapidbunny: needs sausage samich

Holy shiat, she looks like the Ethiopian kids you see on the TV commercials.
 
2008-03-28 10:18:17 AM
rapidbunny: needs sausage samich

Oh my FSM that looks disgusting! There is no way in hell I would eat that thing!

The sausages on the other hand...
 
2008-03-28 10:21:07 AM
rapidbunny: needs sausage samich

I didn't think this was in any way real at first, but a quick search of the internets confirms it isn't a shoop. Holy fark, that makes me hungry.
 
2008-03-28 10:27:35 AM
Crewmannumber6: Ok, I'll get us started;

The Cincinnati Bow Tie?
The Rusty Trombone?
The Rear Admiral?
The Angry Dragon?
The Donkey Punch?
The Pittsburgh Platter?


Okay, here's one ... the rusty hinge. Anyone wanna explain that one, cause I heard it once but didn't ask and it has been bothering me ever since. Theories?
 
2008-03-28 10:27:59 AM
reveal101: The sausage's on the other hand...


FTFY


/Superman Returns FTL
//Kate Bosworth = DC's answer to Kirsten Dunst
///just threw up a little
 
2008-03-28 10:30:48 AM
Crewmannumber6: Ok, I'll get us started;

The Cincinnati Bow Tie?
The Rusty Trombone?
The Rear Admiral?
The Angry Dragon?
The Donkey Punch?
The Pittsburgh Platter?


Angry Pirate
Cleveland Steamer
 
2008-03-28 10:32:40 AM
She's farking heinous and don't give me any of that studman69 shiat.
 
2008-03-28 10:33:12 AM
rapidbunny: needs sausage samich

I stand corrected.
 
2008-03-28 10:33:39 AM
debug: Crewmannumber6: Ok, I'll get us started;

The Cincinnati Bow Tie?
The Rusty Trombone?
The Rear Admiral?
The Angry Dragon?
The Donkey Punch?
The Pittsburgh Platter?

Angry Pirate
Cleveland Steamer


No love for the Dirty Sanchez?
 
2008-03-28 10:37:49 AM
rapidbunny:

I, too, thought it was shopped. She was so smokin' hot in "Blue Crush," and way too thin in "Superman Returns," but that's just frightening.
 
2008-03-28 10:38:08 AM
Embden.Meyerhof: No love for the Dirty Sanchez?

Not to mention that he also forgot The Walrus.
 
2008-03-28 10:40:57 AM
members.shaw.ca
 
2008-03-28 10:45:17 AM
Can I play?

Kalamazoo Klondike Bar
Pittsburgh Pennywhistle
Walla-Walla Washingboard
Galveston Gurgle
Oxidized Bagpipe (it's like a Rusty Trombone, just louder and more annoying).
Luxembourg Leeboard
Cretan Calamari
 
2008-03-28 10:50:31 AM
dittybopper: Can I play?

Kalamazoo Klondike Bar
Pittsburgh Pennywhistle
Walla-Walla Washingboard
Galveston Gurgle
Oxidized Bagpipe (it's like a Rusty Trombone, just louder and more annoying).
Luxembourg Leeboard
Cretan Calamari


Amazon Fire Fighter
Abe Lincoln
 
2008-03-28 10:52:44 AM
Whatever she did drunk, I can tell you this, she didn't swallow.
 
2008-03-28 10:53:02 AM
rapidbunny: needs sausage samich

wow. look at those pointy knees.

/would still hit it
//and most likely break it at that weight
 
2008-03-28 11:07:42 AM
Mugato: She's farking heinous and don't give me any of that studman69 shiat.


img229.imageshack.us
 
2008-03-28 11:07:46 AM
Personally, I think she is hot as hell, and I would bang her until the damn thing fell o...wait--Bosworth?

I thought it said Kate Beckinsale...

Nevermind
 
2008-03-28 11:10:17 AM
Where's Eggs Danny Thomas Style? This would be right up his alley.
 
2008-03-28 11:32:06 AM
The book was great. I'm not going to ruin it by seeing the movie.
 
2008-03-28 11:37:01 AM
Even that thin I would wreck that chick.
 
2008-03-28 11:42:32 AM
Mugato
She's farking heinous and don't give me any of that studman69 shiat.

I agree with cubsfan07:
i232.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-28 11:50:38 AM
Holy Auschwitz, Batman!

So if the camera adds 10 pounds....nope, that still way too thin. Does the director masturbate to concentration camp footage or something? Jeez - someone give her a ride to the comissarry.
 
2008-03-28 11:57:07 AM
Sid Vicious' Corpse: Jeez - someone give her a ride to the comissarry CiCi's $5 pizza buffet.


FTFY
 
2008-03-28 12:24:14 PM
Mugato: She's farking heinous and don't give me any of that studman69 shiat.

img178.imageshack.us
 
2008-03-28 12:31:21 PM
Anyone else read that headline as Brian Bosworth the first time?
 
2008-03-28 12:51:08 PM
ratman999,



Anyone can look good with a professional photographer and Photoshop/airbrushing. Or maybe you're just into chicks who look like 12 year-old boys.
 
2008-03-28 12:52:41 PM
so, what they're really saying is that neither could stand the sight of each other, and needed liquor to make it happen?
 
2008-03-28 12:57:55 PM
us.movies1.yimg.com

Mein Gott... and she's only 25 years old...
 
2008-03-28 12:59:45 PM
Embden.Meyerhof:

No love for the Dirty Sanchez?


That's old and busted now.
 
2008-03-28 01:00:25 PM
What? No Dead Kennedys references? (new window - NSFW language obviously)
 
2008-03-28 01:47:36 PM
Don't forget the Turkish Snowcone
/That has been my favorite for the last few years
 
2008-03-28 02:04:58 PM
afghanistanimation: Don't forget the Turkish Snowcone
/That has been my favorite for the last few years


And the Pink Sock
 
2008-03-28 02:05:05 PM
miltonbabbitt :
I didn't click, but I assume it's Too Drunk To fark?
 
2008-03-28 02:07:26 PM
kyleaugustus: Whatever she did drunk, I can tell you this, she didn't swallow.

Winner.
 
2008-03-28 02:09:13 PM
reveal101

Oh noes, it is Dirty Sanchez kitteh!
 
2008-03-28 02:30:29 PM
Embden.Meyerhof: debug: Crewmannumber6: Ok, I'll get us started;

The Cincinnati Bow Tie?
The Rusty Trombone?
The Rear Admiral?
The Angry Dragon?
The Donkey Punch?
The Pittsburgh Platter?

Angry Pirate
Cleveland Steamer

No love for the Dirty Sanchez?


Roman Soldier
 
2008-03-28 03:55:27 PM
espiaboricua

Mein Gott... and she's only 25 years old...

Yeah.. you'd think she would have hit puberty by now

DO NOT WANT
 
2008-03-28 03:57:05 PM
Don't forget the menudo handshake
 
2008-03-28 04:21:28 PM
FarkGrudge: Don't forget the menudo handshake

I don't know what that is, but I laughed when I saw it.
 
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