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(Some Guy)   Cool things to do with your Microwave Oven   (margo.student.utwente.nl) divider line 28
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2001-08-08 11:30:17 AM
Does anyone know if an open microwave stuck onto the front of a car would confuse police radar?
 
2001-08-08 11:34:24 AM
Bah. Microwaved popcorn tops 'em all. You just can't go wrong with nuked corn.
 
2001-08-08 11:36:02 AM
human heads burn nicely in microwaves too.
 
2001-08-08 11:41:51 AM
One medium sized cat, shaved, poked with fork. 'Nuff said.
 
2001-08-08 11:43:45 AM
I have a veddy veddy old microwave..manufactured in 1983. I wonder if that tank will hold up to this stuff??
 
Kat [TotalFark]
2001-08-08 11:46:49 AM
yea, ive got an old microwave o, big heavy duty thing, im gonna try some of this.

that or ill go to my friends houses and try 'um there.
 
2001-08-08 11:52:41 AM
I've done all of this stuff. Pretty cool. I did the grape trick when I was about 14 (6 years ago).
 
2001-08-08 11:53:42 AM
You can always put AOL-CDs in them before returning them (on their cost) to AOL.
 
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2001-08-08 11:57:25 AM
I completely expected to see animals meeting their death at the hands of this person's microwave. I am thorougly disappointed.

 
2001-08-08 12:03:27 PM
Never microwave a cat. They cook uneven.
 
2001-08-08 12:03:58 PM
This is cool stuff. I'm going to have some fun over the next couple of weeks.
 
2001-08-08 12:06:51 PM
On no DrDave. The key lies in entering the proper weight.
 
2001-08-08 12:15:43 PM
Personally, I think you have to have a low threshold for excitment if you're spending time doing this...but, hey, whatever.
 
2001-08-08 12:21:00 PM
whoa, the pictures are awesome
 
2001-08-08 12:28:05 PM
This article kept reminding me of that scene from Gremlins. Heehee.

They're nipples .. identical nipples ..
 
2001-08-08 01:19:02 PM
I once put a frozen loaf of bread in my microwave. After 4 minutes on "defrost", I was astounded to find that the bread was no longer frozen! Freaky, n'est pas?
 
2001-08-08 02:05:09 PM
I stuck a Taco Bell taco in the microwave to reheat it - it had one of those wrappers that's paper on one side and foil on the other. You should hae seen that mother burn -- weird colored flames jumping out at all angles. But I burnt my taco, damn it.
 
2001-08-08 02:16:24 PM
I've done most of this stuff. The grapes and CDs are really cool. I'll have to put some footage up one of these days.
 
2001-08-08 02:28:54 PM
I want to try it, but I don't trust the protective metal lining on the cheap stuff they have now.
 
2001-08-08 02:29:48 PM
Mme. Mersault, this is for you:



This is a friend of a friend. There's a disclaimer on the page as well..
 
2001-08-08 03:55:50 PM
ooohhhh my.....
i think that the freakiest picture on that web page is of the baby's head REAL CLOSE, jesus, it looks huge!!!

that poor baby!
 
2001-08-08 04:04:34 PM
Interesting how the unimaginable strikes my mind with such amusement. One that I should be terrified by but rather fascinated with.

x0dicx
 
2001-08-08 05:09:46 PM
Apparently microwaving shiat is a cult.

There are several pages on the internet, but the best quote I heard was someone asking if they are going to have problems because they pulled the emitter out of a microwave and would aim it at stuff while hiding behind a table.
 
2001-08-08 05:12:46 PM
Blackwell it is generally poor form to rip tubes out of the ol 6 footer and use any electrical appliance.... I thought it was generally accpted foil and food in mircodog makes poor eating..
 
2001-08-08 05:33:47 PM
Hi !
I am the owner of "WE-MAN!'s Funny Things To Do With Your Microwave Oven Page" and I am very surprised to see my page listed here :-))
I do get reactions from people who talk about animals in a microwave. Personally I think these people are VERY SICK !
Again I would like to warn you about turning your microwave on with an open door. You might really get hurt (or hurt others) so please don't.

Have phun !
Stefan.
 
2001-08-08 11:08:28 PM
Whoohoo! I tried the grape thing.. kickass!
 
2001-08-09 03:13:54 AM
Let all those suntan-freak blondes stand in front of an operating, open-door micro..hey, they might go blind and they might look like 70-year olds by the time they're 35, but what the hell, nice baked tits look good for about 5 years or so. Till they leak & sag to their knees.

It's all about that 5 years of looking really good with a tan. 5 years from now is like...FOREVER
 
2001-08-09 11:44:49 PM
norad: are you male or female?
 
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