Thats cause chimps cant talk.

same guy that pissed in my cola.

Smoked tortoise? There's good eating on one of those.

This just in: Cigarette companies looking for successful ways to market to animals.

"Dude, the animals are talking to me..."

Surprised no one has bothered to sell him a smokeless ashtray yet.




/Man at gas station try to sell me one.

Bill and Carolyn Slowski are pack-a-day smokers themselves.

But he said he had never heard of a tortoise lighting up.


Uhh, Tortoise's don't have thumbs... How are they supposed to light up?

Replace "Chinese man" with "Mike Nesmith" and you may recall that that was the second best episode EVAH!

MCStymie: Bill and Carolyn Slowski are pack-a-day smokers themselves.

Must... hold back... urge...... to.......... kill.

Subby: Chinese man has pet tortoise that smokes. Charley the smoking chimp is unable for comment


I don't know whether that was intentional or not, so I'm just going to

Jaromir: same guy that pissed in my cola.

hehehehee, I get it.

Further proof that smoking is perfectly natural.

I work around smoking tortoises for a living. So I'm really getting a kick out of these comments

Got nothing on the smoking and drinking bear from WWII.

Man, I bet that's one cool tortoise.

let's just get this out of the way. "what's a tortoise?"

Bad subby...You could have called the smoking chimp JERRY.

/Which would be obscure anywhere but fark.

"Perhaps you should ask Mr. Owl which brand he prefers."

Approves.

I bet that tortoise puts out...

Doesn't that tortoise know that he's cutting his life expectancy down to like 90 years?

What's a Internet Nubian: let's just get this out of the way. "what's a tortoise?"


do you know what a turtle is leon?.... same thing.
:)

Don't let him near the Afternoon Delight...

"Whenever I smoke in front of it, it will stick its head out of the water and fidget about until I give it the stub."


Not a tortoise. It's a crappy turtle like the one in the The Turtle and the Rabbit.
Tortoises race hares and don't take ciggies from old men.

Hey Hey, Tippy Turtle!

I never had a pet tortoise that smokes, but I DID have a pet turtle that ran away...

Mysteriously, my backyard fence was opened and my neighbors had a new pet turtle that they found. In the city. I'm not pointing fingers or anything but...

[/NO, I'm STILL not letting go of that]

"This will really freak your bean. What if you are the tortoise and I am the Chinese man."

Useless without pics

styckx: I work around smoking tortoises for a living. So I'm really getting a kick out of these comments

Work in an old folks home, do you?

Gavin thanks subby for the info.

/they sure smoked.

Hey that sounds like that turtle can be a future mascot so they can sell cigs to children in China. Glad we found out that smoking is bad.

Big deal I have a pet cigarette that smokes toroises.

Turtles Turdholes don't smoke.... they deliver babies!

If tortoises smoke pot, does it make them even slower?

EVERYBODY SING!
if i could smoke with the animals,
toke with the animals
breath in nicoteen with the animals
and they could bum off me!

Gave a cig to an animal? May I make a reservation on his behalf?
/No aisle seat for him, either.

Jaromir
same guy that pissed in my cola.

Old school! I don't think I've heard that joke in 20 years :)
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Majority of Chinese smokers really have no idea smokings bad for you. I was there in 2000 and it seemed like everyone we met had a cigarette going. The only anti smoking ad we saw was painted in the back stairwell of a museum. It was a Farside comic of Dinosaurs smoking with the caption "the real reason dinosaurs are extinct." We recognized the artwork but had to have the caption translated. I always thought finding that was really odd.