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(Palm Beach Post)   Man calls technician because his computer is too slow, technician discovers it's because the kiddy porn is blocking all the tubes. Bonus: He's the chief spokesman for the University of Miami football team   (palmbeachpost.com) divider line 241
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2008-03-26 02:41:17 PM
Doing my alma mater proud
 
2008-03-26 03:04:52 PM
Does anybody have that screencap of the desktop with the shortcut to "Tranny Videos?" I wanna replace it with "Season Recaps".
 
2008-03-26 03:21:42 PM
FTFA: As technician Alberto Perez reformatted the hard drive on Feb. 12, he found an explicit video file...

Not like he was looking for porn or anything.
 
2008-03-26 03:32:18 PM
NightOwl2255: Not like he was looking for porn or anything.

Exactly what I was thinking. Not that I am defending the pedo, but what part of reformatting requires poking around in directories?
 
2008-03-26 03:42:37 PM
BigDumbGuy: NightOwl2255: Not like he was looking for porn or anything.

Exactly what I was thinking. Not that I am defending the pedo, but what part of reformatting requires poking around in directories?


Nice use of the word "poking".

I think computer techs should be like priest. Bound to never reveal what they find on a machine they are working on.

/I keed, I keed. When it comes to kiddy porn, all bets are off.
 
2008-03-26 03:43:40 PM
BigDumbGuy: NightOwl2255: Not like he was looking for porn or anything.

Exactly what I was thinking. Not that I am defending the pedo, but what part of reformatting requires poking around in directories?


I wonder if he was supposed to back stuff up and came across it... According to the article the coach hid his porn pictures in a folder called "Season Recaps" and the tech might have wondered why it was such a big file.

I know if I was backing up a 100 mb document file I would check it out to see why it was so big.
 
2008-03-26 03:45:05 PM
Ryan2065: BigDumbGuy: NightOwl2255: Not like he was looking for porn or anything.

Exactly what I was thinking. Not that I am defending the pedo, but what part of reformatting requires poking around in directories?

I wonder if he was supposed to back stuff up and came across it... According to the article the coach hid his porn pictures in a folder called "Season Recaps" and the tech might have wondered why it was such a big file.

I know if I was backing up a 100 mb document file I would check it out to see why it was so big.


Wherever you see "file" replace it with "folder"
 
2008-03-26 04:16:14 PM
I DNRTFA but,

chief spokesman for the University of Miami football team?

What the hell kind of job is that?
 
2008-03-26 04:16:48 PM
Man calls technician because his computer is too slow...

Apparently not as slow as he is.
 
2008-03-26 04:17:25 PM
mrapier: I DNRTFA but,

chief spokesman for the University of Miami football team?

What the hell kind of job is that?


I thought only U of Illiniois needed a Chief spokesman?
 
2008-03-26 04:17:32 PM
I agree with the "Why is this so big?" thing. It could have a problem with it that's bloating everything.

Also, if you run any automatic scans, the names fly by. If you catch an explicit name in that, all bets are off.
 
2008-03-26 04:17:47 PM
He kept some of the porn in a folder called Season Recaps?

I keep my porn (sans kiddy) in a folder called Something Less Obvious.

True story.
 
2008-03-26 04:17:48 PM
mrapier: I DNRTFA but,

chief spokesman for the University of Miami football team?

What the hell kind of job is that?



Someone's gotta do weekly summaries for the media of which players were arrested.
 
2008-03-26 04:17:54 PM
Ryan2065: I know if I was backing up a 100 mb document file I would check it out to see why it was so big.

That's the unfortunate truth, right there. If you're hiding something, don't take it to a curious human being who will most likely look at it.

Of course, I'm glad guys like these are caught. But the privacy argument is a little weak -- you will never have privacy when you give your sensitive files to some underpaid tech who's just looking to expand his spank bank.
 
2008-03-26 04:17:55 PM
Do you think that if he took some boring crap (i.e. "season recaps") and hid it in a folder called "Baby Rape" he would still get in trouble? I mean, considering he didn't have any nekid kiddy pictures on his computer.
 
2008-03-26 04:18:22 PM
The computer support industry is certainly good at spotting the stupid morons.
 
2008-03-26 04:18:38 PM
Another happy Windows customer..
 
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2008-03-26 04:18:39 PM
More than 10 files containing the word "Pedo" in the file name, short for pedophilia, according to the warrant.

i199.photobucket.com
 
MFL
2008-03-26 04:18:54 PM
img214.imageshack.us
 
2008-03-26 04:19:08 PM
I'm not sure if this will really help his "street cred" around Miami ...
 
2008-03-26 04:19:50 PM
As an FSU alum, I approve of anything bad involving the Hurricanes.
 
2008-03-26 04:20:26 PM
Armed with the warrant, Wellinghoff and detectives on Feb. 25 searched Korch's office at the Isadore Hecht Athletic Center, 5821 San Amaro Dr. They seized computers, floppy disks, documents, 24 VHS tapes (including one labeled "Wake Forest vs. Miami") and hundreds of CDs and DVDs.

i lol'd
 
2008-03-26 04:20:31 PM
yeah, if you download tons of pictures of kids farking you might be better off just replacing your machine instead of bringing other people in to look at it...
 
2008-03-26 04:22:17 PM
img413.imageshack.us
 
2008-03-26 04:22:18 PM
It can do that?
 
2008-03-26 04:22:43 PM
I just don't get it. How are people so amazingly stupid? He would know better than to leave kiddie porn photos (real photos, not computer files) on the kitchen table when the housekeeper was coming over. He would certainly not leave them in an envelope next to his computer when a tech was coming over. What is it about digitization that makes these people so stupid? Anyone?
 
2008-03-26 04:23:40 PM
I thought Florida solved the pedophilia problem years ago when they prohibited homosexuals from adopting?

So I guess that didn't work?
 
2008-03-26 04:23:59 PM
i32.photobucket.com
 
2008-03-26 04:24:05 PM
Five bucks says he whacks himself in a week.

/no you pervert, in the GSW meaning of the word

Good, DIAF
 
2008-03-26 04:25:05 PM
This is what flash drives (or external hard drives, for you true Chris Hansonites out there) are for.
 
2008-03-26 04:25:37 PM
Arbitrator: If you're hiding something, don't take it to a curious human being who will most likely look at it leave it on a company computer.

FTFY
 
2008-03-26 04:25:48 PM
lincolncounty: As an FSU alum, I approve of anything bad involving the Hurricanes.

As an VT student, I approve of anything bad involving the Hurricanes.
 
2008-03-26 04:25:57 PM
You know, with all the pedos out there that seem to be completely clueless about computers, I have to wonder if it isn't a causation instead of a correlation.
 
2008-03-26 04:26:43 PM
6.uploadhouse.com

Some people do make is obvious.....
 
2008-03-26 04:26:47 PM
reveal101: I keep my porn (sans kiddy) in a folder called Something Less Obvious.

True story.


You can use "_" as the first character of the folder so it will not show up to people who have not turned on "show hidden files/folders"
 
2008-03-26 04:26:54 PM
Being a IT proffesional myself, I agree there should be a level of discretion on what a Tech can and cannot say, to other people on the job and at the clients office, not the authorities. We can't be above the law because we are not preists. If the man was dumb enough to get that sort of thing on his Work PC the man needs to get smacked by the pimp hand of justice, espeiclaly since he was working for a university. Besides, asuming he downloaded at work, which the article didn't say, their Network monitoring center has a record of the traffic anyways. He's Farked in either case.
 
2008-03-26 04:27:03 PM
Finding child porn on a computer doesn't mean the user put it there. You can easily get your computer infected with a virus that lets outsiders take it over, and pedo rings have been known to use botnets of compromised machines for housing their crap so as to avoid putting incriminating stuff on their own machines. Only a complete forensic analysis has a prayer of determining how something got on a machine, and maybe not even then. This guy is innocent until somebody proves that he's the party responsible for what they found.
 
2008-03-26 04:27:04 PM
dokool: Someone's gotta do weekly summaries for the media of which players were arrested.

so full of win

/oh, and burn him at the stake
 
2008-03-26 04:27:06 PM
Unemployedingreenland: What is it about digitization that makes these people so stupid? Anyone?

If I cannot understand how it works, neither can you.
 
2008-03-26 04:27:20 PM
If this dumbass bothered to do a google search. He would be found programs with encryption on the fly capabilities. Its so easy to use, a good program is Bestcrypt.
 
2008-03-26 04:27:22 PM
yeah, this is pretty much why I don't take my computer to any technician unless it's someone that is a friend or someone that I can stand there and watch every move he makes. Not that I have kiddie porn on my computer or anything
/Train yourself in computer repair
//it's fairly simple, and no one gets to peek into your shiat
 
2008-03-26 04:28:24 PM
Reminds me of the time i found all that bestiality porn on one of our clients computers. Never looked at her or her dogs the same way again.
 
2008-03-26 04:28:31 PM
Headso: yeah, if you download tons of pictures of kids farking you might be better off just replacing your machine instead of bringing other people in to look at it...

Or not do it on your work computer and then ask that your company use their resources to repair it.
 
2008-03-26 04:28:34 PM
10 years old? thats far to old...

/kidding!!!
//i'll show myself out


Jokes aside...Being a computer tech for 14 years now I can tell you that we have seen it all on computers...We don't even care whats on your computer EXCEPT for kiddie porn. We will always go straight to the cops.
 
2008-03-26 04:28:54 PM
NightOwl2255: BigDumbGuy: NightOwl2255: Not like he was looking for porn or anything.

Exactly what I was thinking. Not that I am defending the pedo, but what part of reformatting requires poking around in directories?

Nice use of the word "poking".

I think computer techs should be like priest. Bound to never reveal what they find on a machine they are working on.

/I keed, I keed. When it comes to kiddy porn, all bets are off.


really, though...this is like the...moderner...(woah, moderner is a word? Ok, spellchecker, if you say so...) version of disposable camera developers. sort of...
 
2008-03-26 04:29:15 PM
NightOwl2255: I think computer techs should be like priest. Bound to never reveal what they find on a machine they are working on.

If computer techs were like priests, our computers would have nothing BUT kiddy porn on them.
 
2008-03-26 04:29:25 PM
M AGRIPPA L F COS TERTIVM SCRIBIT: lincolncounty: As an FSU alum, I approve of anything bad involving the Hurricanes.

As an VT student, I approve of anything bad involving the Hurricanes.


As a Maryland alum...
As the uncle of a VT student...
As the son of a Clemson alum...

This makes me very, very happy indeed. Fark a 'cane.

/Go Terps, Go Hokies, Go Tigers.
 
2008-03-26 04:29:42 PM
M AGRIPPA L F COS TERTIVM SCRIBIT: lincolncounty: As an FSU alum, I approve of anything bad involving the Hurricanes.

As an VT student, I approve of anything bad involving the Hurricanes.


"an" VT?

I thought you guys who abandoned the Big East all stuck together?
 
2008-03-26 04:30:04 PM
If a person is smart enough to find real child porn whatever the source, how can they not know what a usb drive is?

/Assuming it is real child porn, glad some sick people are stupid.
 
2008-03-26 04:30:16 PM
i32.photobucket.com
 
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