I told you I'm a farkin' maniac!

Sounds like a man with something to prove. Though in fairness, if you are going to steal something, who looks around to make sure no one is watching?

-Owner of the car physically present, check
-Guy with a dog looking the other way, check
-Cops a couple hundred feet away, check
-News crew filming said cops, camera pointed at the car I am trying to jack, check

\Okay, let's do this thing, I'm in the clear.

wasn't there a guy that stole a car while the news was doing a report on keeping your car safe from theives?

Seriously. How is it possible to be that stupid? Is it a gift, or is it training or?

//A couple of gallons short of a full tank.

The video is farked already

I was gonna give him the benefit of the doubt and say maybe the cops were a bit of distance away and maybe he missed them....but NO...THE IDIOT SWERVED AROUND A COP CAR!! I'm nominate this event for FAIL or the year, atleast for the month

Just watched the vid....

Niiccccce

Smart.

uhhhh...vid farked?

what else is there to do in gilbert az?

Stealing cars in front of cops trifecta now in play?

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tektraxm 2008-03-26 11:04:56 AM
I was gonna give him the benefit of the doubt and say maybe the cops were a bit of distance away and maybe he missed them....but NO...THE IDIOT SWERVED AROUND A COP CAR!! I'm nominate this event for FAIL or the year, atleast for the month
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The cop car that he swerved around had an open door.

Wanted for questioning.

smart

Why is Orlando News reporting on a stupid car thief in tiny Gilbert,
Az? We have our very own here in Floriduh.

(Florida button of March 25)

While the story is amusing, I think you'll agree, the video leaves a little to be desired.

hachijuhachi: While the story is amusing, I think you'll agree, the video leaves a little to be desired.

Like a tazing?

If it's farked, you can see it here (new window) too

Wow... this is on the same level as trying to rob a gun store with a knife. At least nobody's that stupid. Oh, wait:

Link (new window)

Oh, and the ever classic, "Don't rob a gun shop with a gun either" story:

Link (new window)

Awesome. Too bad he got caught.....and what is the deal with the pigs making the lights on top of their cars smaller and smaller? They only making it harder for us to spot them with, yo.

Certainly challenges the whole "allegedly" thing you hear when they talk about criminals.

RaceBoatDriver: Smart.

THIS

RaceBoatDriver: Smart.

came here to say this.... is that a Romero in that newsroom?

Weren't there son kids who tried to rob a police station last week?

Was that a 1999 Lumina? Why?

theMagni: I like the look on the cop's face.

"Wait... am I seeing... WTF?"

Firefox won't play the video, but IE tab will.

Firefox plays it for me...


hick

kannonball: LLEEEROY JENKINS!1!!!!1!

Wins the thread

budha shaka: Was that a 1999 Lumina? Why?

I'd take it over a Pontiac Asstek...

Observatory: Awesome. Too bad he got caught.....and what is the deal with the pigs making the lights on top of their cars smaller and smaller? They only making it harder for us to spot them with, yo.

Aerodynamics. LEDs also need less room.

42-year-old man? Middle-age-should-know-better-at-his-age FAIL.

Wow, that was colossally stupid. Unless he really wanted to get caught. In that case, it was brilliant.

i'm sure the seller of the car was like "I have a FOOLPROOF plan...i'll let the potential buyer look at the car in a police station parking lot with a taped interview taking place right behind us, there's NO way my car could ever...HEY WTF MAN?!?!"

that was funny... he swerved around a parked cop car of all things...

Wow, what a moron... didn't he learn from playing Grand Theft Auto, that when you steal a car, you have to make sure the cops aren't anywhere near you?

Perhaps he should have waited until GTA IV comes out, for a little refresher course on theft.

//learned everything he knows from GTA
//Guns don't kill people. Video Games kill people!
//*sarcasm*

Obviously a cry for help...maybe...

RaceBoatDriver: Smart.

That was the best part...

Rattrap007: RaceBoatDriver: Smart.

That was the best part...

SMART... with a smirk.

This athlete thinks the carjacker's retarded.

Observatory: Awesome. Too bad he got caught.....and what is the deal with the pigs making the lights on top of their cars smaller and smaller? They only making it harder for us to spot them with, yo.

Aerodynamics. Since you can't get a Police Interceptor with 440 cubic inches of MoPar badassedness anymore, they need all the help they can get to keep up with real cars.

/It's got cop tires, cop suspension, and cop shocks...