First result when I GIS "fox news cnn"

Wolf Blitzer is the king of overreporting:

"If you're just joining us, Hillary Clinton won the NH Primary...for those of you just tuning in, CNN projects Hillary Clinton will win in New Hampshire... I repeat, Hillary Clinton wins New Hampshire"

I'd like to kick him in the balls, and rip off his ugly beard.

CNN used to be good.
Then they added all those tickers to the screen and became the Britney Spears network.

Nice tits....

What can we do for Obama?

Whenever Ariel Sharon would sneeze, Wolf Blitzer would be doing on-locaton reports in Tel Aviv like an hour later.

moothemagiccow: Clinton Communist News Network?

FTFY

wallytacker: Wolf Blitzer is the king of overreporting:

"If you're just joining us, Hillary Clinton won the NH Primary...for those of you just tuning in, CNN projects Hillary Clinton will win in New Hampshire... I repeat, Hillary Clinton wins New Hampshire"

I'd like to kick him in the balls, and rip off his ugly beard.

I find myself watching for a few minutes sometimes when Jack Cafferty is on with him because you can almost smell the disdain Jack has for him. One of these days, they're just going to have a major slapfight.

I love reading the comments on CNN political posts.

It consists of the same 3 types of people posting:

1. Hillary Fanatics screaming Obama is the devil and is unelectable.

2. Old people biatching about how the young people are treating Obama like a fad.

3. and Obama supports pointing out that Hillary fans are robots with Obama '08! at the bottom of their posts.

Did I miss anything?

/Likes Obama, Hillary lost my vote years ago with GTA "Hot Coffee" bullshiat.

Dear Obama Girl,

Read my login.

Please.

I can haz you?

Obama, I'll give her back. Maybe.

Begoggle: CNN used to be good.
Then they added all those tickers to the screen and became the Britney Spears network.
=================================
I'm MSNBC

CNN is my fall-back for when Scarborough or Tucker Carleson says ignorant shiat that makes me want to yell at the TV. I switch over for a story about a shark attack or a man who survived after his bungee cord snapped.

iE8tPu55y: Dear Obama Girl,

Read my login.

Please.

I can haz you?

Obama, I'll give her back. Maybe.

What the hell is wrong with you?

Nos_Felix: Hillary lost my vote years ago with GTA "Hot Coffee" bullshiat.

Me too! Directly because of this, I would now not vote for her for dog catcher. I'd rather vote for a Republican, and I have never voted Republican for president.

Now if someone Diggs a myspace bulletin posted by Obama Girl that links to the CNN article, the Internet truly will implode.

I can't tell if this is a paid link or not.

my_real_name_is_fark: moothemagiccow: Clinton Communist News Network?

FTFY

I fail to see the difference here.

tetheredswimming: Me too! Directly because of this, I would now not vote for her for dog catcher. I'd rather vote for a Republican, and I have never voted Republican for president.

You would vote for someone for the highest office of the land, not based on their military, economic, or social policies, but whether or not they get upset about digitized boobies?

/ps: most Republicans were also anti-Hot Coffee
//pps: Senator Craig was only pissed because it involved a woman

Control_this: I can't tell if this is a paid link or not.

Not a paid link.

/subby

Theaetetus: You would vote for someone for the highest office of the land, not based on their military, economic, or social policies, but whether or not they get upset about digitized boobies?

I wouldn't care if someone got upset about digitized boobies. That's there own business. But forcing a game to get re-rated, lobbying against video games on a level that would have given Jack Thompson a hard-on, and standing behind her actions with a "think-of-the-children" rhetoric, that's where I drew the line.

Control_this: I can't tell if this is a paid link or not.

It's not Maxim, so probably not.

Normal Wang
Theaetetus's Wang

Some of us have to learn the foreplay, my friend. And c'mon, you would... like the fist of an angry god, regardless of political affiliation.

From the CNN comments section:

John:
March 25th, 2008 11:45 am ET
Hillary Can't Understand Normal Thinking.

/someone cue that pic please
//you know the one
///I'm lazy

Nos_Felix: But forcing a game to get re-rated, lobbying against video games on a level that would have given Jack Thompson a hard-on, and standing behind her actions with a "think-of-the-children" rhetoric, that's where I drew the line.

So you're basing your vote on a candidate's political posturing that died in subcommittee without ever making it to the floor, rather than on the "zomg-terrorists-are-under-your-couch" rhetoric?

LoneCowboy: From the CNN comments section:

John:
March 25th, 2008 11:45 am ET
Hillary Can't Understand Normal Thinking.

/someone cue that pic please
//you know the one
///I'm lazy

Sure, here ya go:

tetheredswimming: First result when I GIS "fox news cnn"

You can't stop Immortal Technique.

Thallone1: my_real_name_is_fark: moothemagiccow: Clinton Communist News Network?

FTFY

I fail to see the difference here.


Your failure isn't really the issue here.

deevo: Now if someone Diggs a myspace bulletin posted by Obama Girl that links to the CNN article, the Internet truly will implode.

Gotta love Obama Girl. Basks in the limelight of being the face of his support, and then doesn't actually bother to vote for him.

Blitzer is a right wing stooge, he just hides it very well.

It's become an Obama-nation.

Does that mean it's Obama country or that it's an abomination?

Theaetetus: So you're basing your vote on a candidate's political posturing that died in subcommittee without ever making it to the floor, rather than on the "zomg-terrorists-are-under-your-couch" rhetoric?

Not at all. I'm basing my consideration for a vote on it. Most of the legislation 'protecting' children just backfires on the common people. If Hillary would have gotten her way her gaming legislation, companies would be penalized for not adhering to a voluntary rating system. It debases the fact that parents need to get off their asses and actually do their job of monitoring their kids activities.

A candidate who wastes time trying to lobby in favor of legislation of this type, rather than on something useful like the economy or improving technology, will almost always lose my vote.

My virtual pet e-pee's on CNN.

Thallone1: I fail

Brevity, my friend.

/FTFY

Like the fist of an angry god:

Goddamn she's hot.

Nos_Felix: Hillary lost my vote years ago with GTA "Hot Coffee" bullshiat.

C.J. hit that?! Now THAT'S gangsta.

Nos_Felix: A candidate who wastes time trying to lobby in favor of legislation of this type, rather than on something useful like the economy or improving technology, will almost always lose my vote.

Ah, so McCain's sponsored bill S.84 that destroys the voluntary industry regulations on boxing in favor of setting up a Federally-administered United States Boxing Commission would cause him to lose your vote too, right?

/there's also McCain's S.327 Cesar Estrada Chavez Study Act. Federally-sponsored biographies don't really improve the economy or technology either.

I call Obama the "MTV candidate."

It's become an Obama-nation

Theaetetus: tetheredswimming: Me too! Directly because of this, I would now not vote for her for dog catcher. I'd rather vote for a Republican, and I have never voted Republican for president.

You would vote for someone for the highest office of the land, not based on their military, economic, or social policies, but whether or not they get upset about digitized boobies? squander valuable time and political capital on a trivial issue?

FTFY

What can we do for Obama?

Find him a job. He's available in November.

TheoParke
{18X speed of light pic)

That is awesome

So is this a video from the chick with big boobs who dosnt vote?
I guess I will ask Pam Anderson who I should vote for senate then.

Basks in the limelight of being the face of his support, and then doesn't actually bother to vote for him.


Get used to this. Obama reeled in 1 million new contributors. Of those one million I'd bet less than 10% bother to vote for him. WHY?

Because it takes a heap more effort to go to the polls and vote than it does to click and PayPal a "donate" link.

Thank God, too. Most ballots will include state and local issues of great importance. Obama supporters won't know a damn thing about them but will still "christmas tree" the ballot.

InteriorDesignNinja: FTFY

So I take it you won't be voting in the general election this year? Look up your preferred candidate, and I guarantee you that you'll see some post office or city park naming bills that they sponsored.