Howie Spankowitz: By my last count, the percentage of grammatically incorrect headlines greenlit stands now at roughly 38%.

i'm trying to see it, but i don't. can you point it out?
/subby

I have an idea, call on China to give rather than take. That would be a novel idea huh?

Hookers & blow. Need I say more?

Pocket Ninja: Oh, right. This is the thread where everybody comes in and pretends to be concerned about the world's hungry but really just wants to bash the UN.



Because if there's one thing the world *definitely* needs, it's more people.

Weaver95: people might start toppling those crappy dictators and start feeding themselves.

great, just what we need, more demand for the worlds oil...The UN keeping third worlders down does a greater service for us living in the first world than you could ever quantify.

I would sooner give M.C. Hammer the $500 million than the UN

Fark-the-Fnord: I have an idea, call on China to give rather than take. That would be a novel idea huh?

Why not? They have over a trillion dollars in cash. There's only so many Treasury bonds they can buy - especially considering the US is a bad investment now.

The World Food Program, which feeds about 73 million people worldwide.


What have you done today?

Sucks for the UN and the countries in need, but they'll just have to wait till my family is taken care of before I worry about them and theirs. Not my fault, not my problem. Maybe they could take this small break in getting free food and money to learn how to fend for themselves finally.

Maybe the UN should sign a 5-year deal with Sirius.

Headso: Weaver95: people might start toppling those crappy dictators and start feeding themselves.

great, just what we need, more demand for the worlds oil...The UN keeping third worlders down does a greater service for us living in the first world than you could ever quantify.

Fark-the-Fnord
I have an idea, call on China to give rather than take. That would be a novel idea huh?

You're not studying hard enough in school.

Okay. No UN bashing.

How about mandatory birth control for starving millions so in 20 years we don't have requests for food for starving billions?


/IT'S SAND!

//3 Billy Goats approve.

Weaver95: without them, people might start toppling those crappy dictators and start feeding themselves.

In the absence of the UN, people might start toppling crappy dictators?

Damn, dude. That logic is pretty suspect.

This is deliciously ironic. The more food we give the hungry in Africa now, the more food they will require to sustain the increase in population.

Humans; the greatest threat to other humans by far.

/heartless American

Solution....

I'm all about with feeding folks, but, I mean, they are ALWAYS in critical need.

Can't we teach these cats to farm?

is the UN feeding the hungry in the US?

Seriously, I don't know - if not "F" them - our country is in over its own head right now.

/as liberal as they come
//just sick of us not caring for our own

The price of food and fuel has jumped 55 percent since June 2007, Sheeran said.

Sheeeeit. Must suck hard in one of the crap economies. Not that great in ours (US), for that matter.

vernonFL: To paraphrase a great sage:

Pack your shiat and move to where the food is. We have deserts in America, we just don't live in them.

ORLLY? Or do we simply pour enough resources into them to make them livable?

Dear United Nations,

How are you doing? We're not doing so great right now. :(

Our economy is kind of going into the shiater because we, you know, sort of protect the world with our military, and we're sort of, you know, busy with war and stuff (that's expensive!! But we hear building lots of houses hurt our economy, not these wars, but what do I know...?)

Not sure if you noticed any of this, but, well, maybe you're too busy not funding large national armies, enjoying all that domestic bliss (health care, lattes, etc.) while we continue to protect your asses?

Anyhow, bottom line is that, well, we're sort of broke right now, so about that $500 million... Eat a dick! ;)

All our love,

The United States of America

p.s. We're still your friends and we don't mind protecting your asses and such, but damn dude, don't be asking us for money when we just lost our job, have insane gas prices going on, and I still don't have health care for almost 1/5 of my citizens... you dick!

Kanemano: The World Food Program, which feeds about 73 million people worldwide.


What have you done today?

Got up and had some toast and coffee for breakfast but by 10:00am I was STARVING. So I had some pretzels. Finally around 12:30pm I was so hungry I ate lunch early (broccoli, chicken and rice casserole) I then had a couple of snack well cookies for dessert. I will be REALLY hungry about 6:30 but I try to hold out for dinner till 7:00pm.

vernonFL:We have deserts in America, we just don't live in them.

Two of the fastest growing cities in the US are Las Vegas and Phoenix.

Dear Kelly

It's not our problem the US has a chronic problem with overspending on the military.

Eat a dick,
The Rest of the World

Does the U.N. really serve any purpose other than sending harshly-worded letters to dictators and bilking money from the United States?

We are broke. Let some of the other nations pick up the slack. Let the other nations show that they care about something beyond their own borders. They can even send troops to Darfur if they want.

Because America really is the ATM of the UN. When are these 3rd world countries ever going to be self sufficient, or is it our inherit responsibility to go on for the rest of recorded history supplying these farking countries with the necessities of life because everyone on earth wants, needs, and deserves the exact same level of food, comfort and shelter.

//If you want our money, then you should accept our conditions.

bunner: I'm all about with feeding folks, but, I mean, they are ALWAYS in critical need.

Can't we teach these cats to farm?

That would be counter productive

Gee, maybe if the US didn't strong arm almost every other nation on earth into outlawing cannabis, people wouldn't be starving to death because they could grow hemp (it does, after all, grow just about anywhere, in any climate, in any soil) and make food from it.

I probably shouldn't do tis but:

"A quart of wheat for a denarius, and three quarts of barley for a denarius; and do not damage the oil and the wine."

MrGumboPants: Dear Kelly

It's not our problem the US has a chronic problem with overspending on the military.

Eat a dick,
The Rest of the World

Yea, cause I've love to see how the world does then...

p the boiler: is the UN US feeding the hungry in the US?



FTFY